I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1399 Jade Emperor: I'm angry! ! !
The main hall of Taiwei Yuqing Palace.

Lu Ban sat on a white jade chair, sipping tea leisurely.In front of him, the fingers of the Jade Emperor's hands kept changing numbers, his eyes were full of dignified expressions, and he kept talking.

however……

Lu Ban, who was sitting on the seat, showed no signs of anxiety. He sipped his tea carefully and nodded rhythmically.

He didn't listen at all.

Not long ago, he had just finished a batch of big jobs, which were handed over to him by Xin Zhao.In order to complete the drawings Xin Zhao gave him, he hardly took any rest.

Just when it was finished, it was summoned by the Jade Emperor.

no way!
The Jade Emperor, the central emperor, still has to give some face.So much so that when he received the summons, he rushed to the Heavenly Court overnight, and was brought to this Taiwei Yuqing Palace without resting his feet.

Began to listen to Jade Emperor's work arrangements.

Arrangements, of course, are arranged by the Jade Emperor, and it is up to him to decide whether to do it or not in the end.His decision was also very simple. He had already thought about it from the very beginning, that is, not to do it.

He needs to rest!
"Shangxian, what do you think?"

A few minutes later, the Jade Emperor had some tentative inquiries in his eyes.

"Huh?" Only then did Lu Ban's tone change slightly, and he put the tea on the table beside him, "Have you finished speaking?"

"Correct."

The Jade Emperor smiled and nodded.

"This deity knows that it is a bit abrupt to call you back suddenly and give such a heavy workload. However, you should have seen the situation in the Immortal Realm now. I am the Central Emperor, and I cannot absolve myself of the blame for the fall of the Immortal Territory. "

"If the Jade Emperor has nothing else to do, I'll go back and rest." Lu Ban said softly.

"Then... what does the Immortal mean?" the Jade Emperor asked in a low voice with frowning eyes. Lu Ban chuckled, "Of course I don't agree."

"Shangxian..."

"Jade Emperor, I understand your difficulties." Lu Ban raised his hand and said in a soft voice, "The Catacombs of the Underworld suddenly invaded, and the lower five heavens of the Immortal Realm fell. It is so sad and painful. I am also extremely saddened to hear this news. Are you Central Emperor, the pressure of such a big incident in Xianyu is on you, I understand."

During this period, the Jade Emperor silently listened to Lu Ban's comforting words, and immediately saw Lu Ban raise his eyebrows.

"But what does that have to do with me?"

"Shangxian!"

"You are the Emperor of the Central Committee. It is understandable that you are responsible for the fall of the fairyland. If it falls, you should do what you should do. Why do you have to involve me?" Lu Ban spread his hands and said, "Jade Emperor, I am here We made it very clear when we were in the domain. You swore that you would not force me to do anything, right?"

"Yes, the deity has said..."

The Jade Emperor frowned and said, "But the current situation is extremely critical, and this deity has no choice but to trouble you, Shangxian. Moreover, this deity also promises to you that all skilled craftsmen, blacksmiths, and weapon refiners in the fairyland will Will assist you in your work, why shouldn't you."

"I'm tired."

Even if the person in front of him was the Jade Emperor, Lu Ban still had that expression of indifference.

"I just finished a batch of big jobs, and now I don't want to take any more jobs. There are many skilled craftsmen in Xianyu, and they should be able to complete it even without me."

After the words fell, Lu Ban really didn't give any face, and he was about to leave.

"stop!"

Suddenly, the eyes of the Jade Emperor, who had been discussing with Yan Yuese, suddenly darkened.

"Jade Emperor, is there anything else?" Lu Ban, who had his back to the Jade Emperor, didn't turn his head, but stopped and whispered, "I've already made it clear what I want to say, haven't I? Besides, I'm not going to After continuing to work in Xianyu, Penglai is more suitable for me, and the system of court officials like Tianting is not suitable for people with a loose temperament like me."

"Luban!"

"Ok?"

"This deity, I have explained everything that should be said clearly." The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Ban's back with deep eyes, "This deity is the central emperor, and the nine heavens and ten earths are headed by this deity. This deity has given you enough face, and you can also see Okay, let's accept it. Penglai, do you think you can go if you want?"

"Hiss, threat?"

Lu Ban took a breath and turned around with a smile.

"Jade Emperor, you really don't disappoint. You also know that you are the central emperor's golden mouth. You once swore an oath when you invited me, but now it's really... Look at your attitude. If I don't do it, I won't be able to get out of this palace gate." is it?"

"I hope you can think about it carefully, don't be too unreasonable."

"No, I won't do it!"

Lu Ban bluntly rejected the Jade Emperor's words, staring at him and humming.

Is it unkind?
Lu Ban didn't deny this.

He is that kind of person.

It has always been so.

He does things according to his preferences, and he doesn't bother to make friends with others to save face.Of course, if he can be as big as Tiandao, he will still give face.

in case……

Standing here in front of him was Tiandao, and Lu Ban agreed without saying a word.

This is, knowing the current affairs!

And in his eyes, all living beings are under the way of heaven, and he is willing to work for the way of heaven, but the Jade Emperor is also under the way of heaven, and all living beings are equal under the way of heaven, so why should he shout at him.

In fact, when he was in the Big Dipper, he knew what the Jade Emperor called him to do.

The chaos in the fairyland is also known outside the realm.

He knew that the Immortal Territory was in urgent need of weapons and armor at this time, and the Jade Emperor probably wanted to ask him for this matter when he called him.

He is back!

It is enough to prove his idea.

From his heart, he was still willing to help.

When he came to Taiwei Yuqing Palace, he just wanted to see how the Jade Emperor treated him.If the Jade Emperor had a good talk with him, even if he was very tired, he would grit his teeth and agree.

He also didn't want to see the Immortal Territory suffering.

What's more, mass-produced weapons and battle armors are not difficult for him.

however……

After he returned to Heaven, the Jade Emperor didn't take a break even if he asked him to rest. He directly passed him to the main hall without any greetings and went straight to the topic. What came up was 3000 million sets of weapons and armor, which were needed within ten days.

3000 million sets, within ten days!
The Jade Emperor wanted his life so determinedly.

Now, the Jade Emperor started threatening him again.

don't do it!
The more you threaten him, the less you will do it. Even if he dies here, it is absolutely impossible for him to bow down to the Jade Emperor.

"Lu Ban, it's because you don't know what's good and what's wrong, come here..."

The Jade Emperor was also unambiguous, staring and shouting.Standing in the hall, Lu Ban didn't raise his eyelids, and immediately heard footsteps coming from the hall, and he was patted on the shoulder.

"What are you doing? Why is Lu Ban... so far away with his attitude towards the Jade Emperor?"

The familiar whisper made Lu Ban look up in astonishment, and saw Xin Zhao standing in front of him with a smile, the hand on his shoulder was also Xin Zhao's hand.

"The Promise Immortal!"

"Hey, good guy, you have a big temper." Xin Zhao shook his head with a smile, "The Jade Emperor asked you to forge some weapons, why do you have to die or die. The military situation is like a fire, so there is no delay."

"Xianzun, I..." Lu Ban hesitated to speak.

"I know you have worked hard during this period." Zhao Xin patted Lu Ban's shoulder again and whispered, "In this case, you go back to your residence in the fairyland to rest first, and I will come to you after I finish talking to the Jade Emperor."

"it is good."

"go quickly."

Winking at Lu Ban, Lu Ban nodded slightly and left from the main hall of Taiwei Yuqing Palace.The Jade Emperor wanted to reach out to stop him, but was held down by the Queen Mother.

"What are you doing?"

"Why are you here?" Seeing the cold eyes of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor, no matter how angry he was, also persuaded her to sit down, holding the Queen Mother's arm.

"Can I come?"

The queen mother who was sitting on the chair snorted lightly.

"It's you, what do you want to do? I know that you are under a lot of pressure now, but you just wanted to arrest Lu Ban Shangxian and put him in the prison? Zhang Bairen, you forgot how you talked and negotiated before Lu Ban was sent to prison. The Immortal invited us to our Immortal Realm from Ren Huang. You are treating him like this now, are you really not afraid that Ren Huang will trouble you?"

"Then let him find it!"

Suddenly, the Jade Emperor seemed to have a bad temper and snorted coldly.

"I'm afraid of him?"

"Yes, you are not afraid of them, but if the Suiren clan, Shennong clan, and Huangdi teamed up, would you beat them?" The Queen Mother didn't care about the Jade Emperor's face at all, and exposed the Jade Emperor's shortcomings in front of Zhao Xin and Erlang Zhenjun. "Have you forgotten that Penglai Luanxing Island..."

"Cough cough cough..."

The Jade Emperor started to cough violently for no reason, and kept winking at the Queen Mother.

"Hmph!" The Queen Mother really didn't say any more, she said in a low voice, "Shangxian Luban and Suirenshi are close friends, how dare you."

"I... I really can't help it."

The Jade Emperor raised his hand and pointed, "In the fifth heaven, demons are rampant. I, the Central Emperor, forcibly lost the fifth heaven under my jurisdiction. Should I just do nothing?"

"Then there's no need to force Lu Ban, don't we have enough weapons in stock?"

"How can there be any inventory?" The Jade Emperor said angrily, "In the past thousand years, the fairyland has been safe and sound, and the seal of the crypt is stable. 300 years ago, we reduced the military service and dispersed part of the establishment. The excess weapons are also It’s all melted, you don’t know it.”

"What about the other craftsmen?"

"How can they compare with Lu Ban Shangxian? The weapons forged by Lu Ban are extremely sharp, and the armor is even more defensive. Using the same materials, the quality of Lu Ban Shangxian's forging is dozens of times that of others."

"Even so, you shouldn't put so much pressure on Lu Ban Shangxian, at least the Heavenly Soldiers still have weapons in their hands!"

"It's useless!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly lifted his forehead and sighed.

"The current weapons are all useless, and the physical defense of the demons is extremely exaggerated. Erlang is also here, you ask him... With our current weapons, can we break the skin of those demons?"

"No."

Erlang Zhenjun said seriously.

"The defense of the demons is astonishing. The weapons in the hands of the heavenly soldiers cannot break through their bodies. It is also because of this that the defeat of the fairyland is so serious."

"Did you hear that?" the Jade Emperor said in a concentrated voice.

"This……"

After hearing the news, the Queen Mother pursed her lips and remained silent. At this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly came from the palace.The Jade Emperor stared at it, his face suddenly darkened.

"Why is your kid here?"

"???" Xin Zhao frowned when he heard Jade Emperor's words, and smiled bitterly, "Jade Emperor, can you stop joking, I chatted with Lu Ban for a long time just now, didn't you see me? Hey, come on, I I don’t know you yet, so you’re still angry with me? You’re already so old, don’t be narrow-minded like a child.”

"I'm narrow-minded?" Jade Emperor angrily scolded.

"Hey, don't be excited, don't be excited." Seeing that the Jade Emperor's face was flushed, Xin Zhao hurriedly raised his hand to comfort him, "Don't be excited, it's me who is narrow-minded, let me be careful."

"Humph!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, rolled his sleeves and sat on the chair, narrowed his eyes and spoke in a bad tone.

"What are you doing here?"

"Zhang Bairen, why are you talking to my brother?" As soon as he finished speaking, the Queen Mother glared and scolded, and a trace of embarrassment suddenly appeared on the Jade Emperor's face. Xin Zhao on the side also grinned dryly, "Sister, don't talk about the Jade Emperor. . I came here actually to ask the Jade Emperor for something, but... I think you seem to be in some trouble now, and I can just help you solve it."

"Solve what?"

Although the Jade Emperor's tone was still not very friendly, it felt that he was restrained a lot because of the Queen Mother.

"Lu Ban, I can discuss it with him for you, and let him solve the problem of the fairyland weapons and armor." Zhao Xin said with a smile, and the Jade Emperor's expression changed after hearing this, "You can?"

"Yes!"

"Oh? Alright, if you can really persuade Lu Ban Shangxian to solve the matter of the weapons and armor in the fairyland, I owe you a big favor."

"One?"

After hearing this, Xin Zhao shook his head and stretched out three fingers.

"Not enough, I want three!"

(End of this chapter)