I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1303 Six-eared sister: I have fallen in love with the Promise Immortal
Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Huaguoshan.

Everyone in the world knows that this is a blessed place.

As everyone knows, there are many dangers behind this blessed land, and the only place outside the fairyland guards the underworld with demon ancestors.

"Suppress Hades."

The gibbon monkey seemed to have only now fully reacted and shook his hand.

"Why didn't you say it earlier, I've left all the suicide notes."

"Look at you bastard!" Hearing the words of the arm-branched ape, Da Sheng stared straight at him, "The suicide note is already written, why don't you just go to the underworld and find Granny Meng to save you a good family for reincarnation?"

"Brother, do you think the second brother didn't do anything?" The six-eared macaque bit Xiantao'er and smiled.

"You...you really found it?"

"Ah." The gibbon monkey replied dumbfoundedly, "Then you can't arrange everything well, it's not that you said you should be strict in doing things."

"get out!"

The Great Sage kicked at the arm-armed ape, his teeth itching with hatred.

Coward!

Fortunately, there is no fairyland.

This has not been hit yet, just casually talking about scaring the gibbon monkey like this, if it is really hit, you can't scare him to piss his pants, then Huaguoshan will be ashamed.

The arm-armed ape scratched his head with an aggrieved expression, and led his troops on patrol from the void.

"Brother, although we are remonstrating with soldiers, if the Jade Emperor still doesn't send troops..."

The six-eared macaque holding Xiantaoer whispered softly, and the Great Sage sighed softly after hearing this.

"Then what can I do, I can't really lead troops to attack the fairyland. The underworld is in danger, and infighting is the most stupid decision. There is only so much I can do for the three-eyed monster. As for whether he lives or dies, It's up to him to make it up."

"Admonition?!"

Chijiri Mahou, who inserted the fan into the back collar, quietly leaned closer, the eight trigrams plate in his left hand kept changing its position, and gently rubbed his chin.

"Aw...remonstrance!"

"Don't mess around here." The Great Sage looked disgusted, but Chijima Monkey raised his eyebrows indifferently, "Brother, is it true that there is no news of Erlang Zhenjun's class teacher in the Immortal Realm, Jade Emperor You suddenly ordered to give up the fifth heaven, you must be worried for Zhenjun Erlang."

"But with a mouth, you are the only one who can speak?" The Great Sage frowned.

"Do you want me to do the math for him?"

"Did your calculations be accurate once? Last time I went to the Heavenly Court to be an official, you said at that time that I could rise to the top and become a Bi Mawen in the end. If I hadn't believed in your evil, I would have been ordered to reassure you." Lose that face?"

"Really not?"

After pondering for a long time, the Great Sage frowned.

"Let's do the math."

"Hey, let's talk... Big brother, you fight hard with Zhenjun Erlang every day, and you care about him a lot, so why don't you admit that you two are brothers?"

Whoosh!
The Ruyi golden cudgel suddenly appeared in the hands of the Great Sage, who held the golden cudgel in his right hand and looked slightly sideways.

"does it count?"

"You talk a lot, don't you feel good if I give you a stick?"

"Do the math..." Chijiri Mahou hurriedly grinned and nodded, "I'll find a secluded place, do the math for Zhenjun Erlang, and wait for my news."

In the blink of an eye, the Chijiri Horse Monkey disappeared from Huaguo Mountain.

"It's not good to study the supernatural powers of life, but it's not bad to practice escapism." Looking at the back of the red-legged horse monkey leaving, the great sage whispered, and the six-eared macaque covered his mouth and said with a smile, "Third brother is originally Xiaoyin and Yang, he knows human affairs , good access, avoiding death and prolonging life, escapism can also be regarded as a means to save life."

"You just know how to speak for him." The Great Sage scolded. .

"Where is it? Didn't I help you when you learned the scriptures, brother?"

"What help?"

"I'll help you learn the scriptures." The six-eared macaque blinked and said with a smile, "How good I was at the time, I didn't even hear it. If you followed my plan at that time and you continued to come back to be the king, I would Wouldn't it be nice to learn scriptures for you. It's a pity that you don't know my sister's kindness, so you just give her a stick when you come up."

"Ah……"

Inexplicably, the Great Sage let out a sneer.

"Little sister, I don't even bother to expose you. Are you rushing to learn for me? You ask yourself, don't you? You must have taken a fancy to my master."

"Where...how can it be?" The six-eared macaque blushed.

"Your little thought, do you really think that no one can see it?" Dasheng Kuang rolled his eyes, "You are really brave enough, you dare to make up your mind about the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. If I hadn't given you the opportunity in Lingxiao Palace You have a stick, and now you are probably all fascinated, you know? You really think that the Jade Emperor and the Tathagata are idlers? Jin Chanzi is the most proud apprentice of the Tathagata, and he will take over the class of the Tathagata in the future. He is not clear about the six senses, isn't that courting death?"

The eyes of the reprimanded six-eared macaque fluttered back and forth, and the Great Sage frowned again.

"I heard that you wrote anonymous fan letters to Jin Chanzi after he became a Buddha?"

"Hmm...um!" After pondering for a long time, the six-eared macaque still nodded, feeling that the Great Sage's expression had become unfriendly, and hurriedly explained, "Now I don't write anymore, the golden cicada is just a piece of wood, and my aunt and I also I can't see him anymore, and... I have a new goal now."

"Who?"

The Great Sage frowned.

Among his younger brothers and sisters, counting the six-eared macaque made him worry the least.

"Pangu and Nuwa's junior." The six-eared macaque blinked and said, "It's the one who climbed ninety thousand miles into the sky, and the golden bell of the Immortal Dao rings nine times... the Wuji Immortal Venerable who was recognized by the Dao of Heaven as his apprentice."

puff!
The Great Sage took out the monkey wine from his bosom to moisten his throat and sprayed it out.

"Who?!!!"

"Wuji Immortal Venerable." The six-eared macaque was full of smiles, and the Great Sage frowned in shock, "Why did you fall in love with him? Do you know him?"

"I don't know."

Longing and yearning linger in the expression of the six-eared macaque.

"Although I haven't met him, someone who can be recognized by the Dao of Heaven must be good. Brother... You are familiar with the immortals in the Immortal Realm. Do you know him? If you do, can you invite him to come to our place as a guest?"

"I……"

The Great Sage raised his hand and pressed the monkey hair on the top of his head back, turned his head away and shook his head.

"do not know."

what's the situation? !

The younger sister didn't stare at Jin Chanzi, but her brother Wuji Immortal Venerable?

"You don't know him either, so he's really mysterious." The corner of the six-eared macaque's mouth curled up, its eyes curved into crescents. "This makes me more interested in him."

? ? ? ? ?

No!

This matter must not be allowed to develop.

The six-eared macaque loves the golden cicada, but the great sage can ignore it.He knew in his heart that it was absolutely impossible for Jin Chanzi to be emotional, even if the six-eared macaque tried its best, it was impossible to shake Jin Chanzi at all.

If the king of the daughter country comes, it may be a bit of a show.

Xin Zhao is different!

That is a mortal with indistinct six senses. If Liu Er really sees her eyes right and she insists on being together with Xin Zhao, maybe the two of them can really make it.

It's not that the Great Sage doesn't like Xin Zhao.

On the contrary, he has a very good impression of Xin Zhao, otherwise he would not call him brothers.However, in the eyes of the elder brother, anyone who wants to touch his sister is only trying to win over cabbage.

Even if it's her sister, this cabbage, who wants to take the initiative to give it to others!
Absolutely not!

Listening to Liu Er now, she has a strong attachment to Wuji Immortal Venerable, and he must kill this idea in the cradle.

"No, absolutely not!" The overly anxious Great Sage yelled directly, feeling the anxious tone of the Great Sage, the six-eared macaque couldn't help being startled, "Ah?! Why, brother... don't you know him? "

"Uh……"

The anxious words blurted out, and the Great Sage knew that his behavior just now was too abnormal, especially when Liu Er asked him, he felt like he was dripping cold sweat.

"Brother, do you know him?" the six-eared macaque asked suspiciously.

"No, I don't know him, how could I know him." The Great Sage shook his hand, "That's right, I heard some news about him when I was in Xianyu."

"Tell me now."

The six-eared macaque grabbed the great sage's arm eagerly.

"Who the hell is he? Why did you have that attitude just now? Does he have a bad character?"

"No, people... I heard it's pretty good." Although the Great Sage didn't want Liu Er to have thoughts about Xin Zhao, he was also embarrassed to speak badly about Xin Zhao behind his back.

"Then why?" The six-eared macaque frowned, "You are so determined."

"Um……"

Looking at the suspicious expression of the six-eared macaque, the great sage suddenly had a flash of inspiration and vowed.

"He's ugly!"

After saying this, the Great Sage could not help but murmur to himself.

Sorry, man!

For my little sister, you should sacrifice your appearance a little bit, I'm not ready to be your uncle yet!
(End of this chapter)