I collect waste in heaven
Chapter 1066 Toad King
Chapter 1066 Toad King
How can there be such a thing? !
Wu Gang, I feel bitter.
Obviously his mouth had been sealed all the time, and Nezha never heard him say a word from the beginning to the end, so he just relied on speculation and thought that he was insulting his elders.
This doesn't make sense at all, okay?
At this time, Wu Gang didn't know what to do, so he could only look at Nezha with slightly sad eyes, trying to express his inner sadness.
Nezha:? ? ?
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? My family is dead, why do you look at me like that?!" Nezha kicked Wu Gang, "Take back that expression to me, my lord."
"..."
Wu Gang who was kicked on the ground only felt a suffocating breath in his chest, and suddenly turned into a smiling face and raised his head.
"Hey, do you still dare to smile at me?" Nezha raised his eyebrows again, "Aren't you laughing at me? Your smile is mocking me for not being strong enough in that kick just now, and you think I haven't eaten enough?"
Wu Gang: ...
God, who can come and save him.
What is he going to do now, who can teach him.
"Hmph, I don't bother to talk to you right now, you can do whatever you like, anyway, you just remember...you can mutter every word about my family in your heart, and I can remember everything clearly." Raised his hand and slapped On the back of his head, Nezha directly dragged Huntian Ling and dragged Wu Gang to the ground and walked straight into the Eight Immortals' Mansion.
Palace of Eight Immortals.
The stone table in front of the locust tree.
Xin Zhao and the others were still discussing the details of going to the gate of Hades, and soon they saw Nezha who had been away for about half an hour, holding Hun Tian Ling in his hand, and a big bag tied behind his back, showing a pair of Eyes, it can be roughly judged from its limbs that it should be a person.
"Nezha Heavenly King, you are back!"
Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe went up to meet him. When Han Xiangzi walked over again, he took a special look at Wu Gang who was tied up.
"Heavenly King, are you coming back from beating the toad spirit?"
"Toad." Lan Caihe frowned slightly, "Old Han, you are also a scholar, how can you use a vulgar word like toad? This is clearly a toad spirit."
"Yes, yes, Toad!"
Han Xiangzi patted his head, pretending to be surprised.
"When I saw his head full of big bags, I subconsciously remembered a toad covered in toads. I forgot his scientific name. It was my fault."
Wu Gang: I'll go to you two uncles!
Wu Gang, who was tied up, wanted to eat Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe alive.
When he was dragged in, he seemed to vaguely see the three words 'Eight Immortals' Mansion', but Nezha walked too fast and he didn't see it clearly.
When he saw Han Xiangzi, he could confirm that this was indeed the Palace of the Eight Immortals.
Han Xiangzi knew that he owed him.
He just didn't expect that Lan Caihe, who was always smiling, was more hateful than this Han Xiangzi.
I bother! !
"Hey, this toad still wants to be fierce!" Han Xiangzi raised his right foot high, and the sole of his shoe hit Wu Gang's face directly, "Damn toad, how dare you stare at you, Grandpa Han. I don't know what the name of our Eight Immortals is No, you still dare to brag about grandpa, let's see if grandpa doesn't trample you to death."
"Step on it, step on it hard!"
Seeing this scene, Nezha not only didn't stop him, but also added fuel to the scene.
"Nezha Heavenly King ordered, Han Xiangzi dare not refuse." Han Xiangzi cupped his hands slightly, his feet became more and more forceful, and he couldn't stop muttering, "This toad is really thick-skinned, and the sole of my shoe is still tight when I step on it." Feeling a little nervous."
"Old Han, be careful."
Lan Caihe was next to Shuanghuang, "If it breaks its mangy bag by stepping on it, the sticky juice that burst out might be poisonous to us."
"hiss!"
Han Xiangzi suddenly gasped, put his feet back and patted his chest with lingering fear.
"Old Lan, you are right in reminding me, but... from the feeling of his feet just now, this guy doesn't seem to be a toad, but a bit like a human being?"
Immediately, Han Xiangzi cupped his hands and looked at Nezha.
"Heavenly King, what the hell is this...?"
"He's not a thing."
"Oh? He's not a thing?" Han Xiangzi stared wide-eyed, and then approved, "Well, it's really not a thing, so what the hell is he?"
"He's not a joke either."
"Well, it's really not a thing, then he..."
"He is that Wu Gang who cut down the tree." Nezha frowned and spat on the ground, "I just caught him."
"Wu Gang?!"
Suddenly, Han Xiangzi's eyes showed consternation.
"My God, I thought he was a toad, but I didn't expect him to be Wu Gang." As he spoke, Han Xiangzi stared in astonishment, looked down at Wu Gang for a long time, and took a deep breath, "Hiss, Wu Gang Shangxian, why haven’t you seen this in a few years, and it’s changed so much. Are you burning your head, one bag after another, like a toad.”
"Woooooooo..."
Wu Gang, who was tied up, had bloodshot eyes and was moaning.
Wu Gang: Get out of your father!I burn you uncle!
"I beat it." Nezha unintentionally cooperated, "This little bastard dared to scold my mother, and still gave my ancestors salvation in his heart. If he got angry, he beat his head with the Qiankun ring." big bag."
"It's a good hammering."
Han Xiangzi clapped his hands and praised, "Look at this bag, it's completely natural. It's like Wu Gang, the immortal, should look like this. Needless to say, Wu Gang, the immortal, really fits this toad's head. Oh, that's not right... it looks like Wu Gang The Immortal is actually a toad."
"what?!"
Nezha was taken aback when he heard this, and tilted his head to look at Wu Gang for a long time.
"Did he become a toad?"
"No." Han Xiangzi shook his head and said with a sneer, "Wu Gang is a human being, but unfortunately what he does is the work of the toad. Don't we have an old saying that the toad wants to eat swan meat, and Wu Gang has always treated us Fairy Chang'e has ideas, but it's a pity that Fairy Chang'e doesn't pay attention to him at all, and secretly agrees with Zhao Jufang. Damn, Wu Gang is a fairy, and the toad is famous in the fairyland, the Toad King."
"Old Han!" Lan Caihe suddenly glared angrily, "Why are you still talking about toad?"
"Ah?! Then what did I say?"
"toad!"
Lan Caihe said solemnly.
"You are a scholar, please always remember, don't be a toad, please call Shangxian Wu Gang the toad king."
Lan Caihe and Han Xiangzi sang together, and Wu Gang, whose mouth was sealed, was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
He whimpered and yelled, and his body seemed to be some kind of headless larva surging back and forth on the ground. Having suffered such a great humiliation, the annoyance in his heart had already reached the point where it could not be added.
However, the strength of Huntian Ling's binding is really too great.
He couldn't break free.
Just when his eyes were red and he was secretly determined to take revenge on Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe, a foot gently stepped on his back. When he looked up, he happened to see Zhao Xin's gentle smile, and then A chuckle was heard.
"Toad King, long time no see!"
(End of this chapter)
How can there be such a thing? !
Wu Gang, I feel bitter.
Obviously his mouth had been sealed all the time, and Nezha never heard him say a word from the beginning to the end, so he just relied on speculation and thought that he was insulting his elders.
This doesn't make sense at all, okay?
At this time, Wu Gang didn't know what to do, so he could only look at Nezha with slightly sad eyes, trying to express his inner sadness.
Nezha:? ? ?
"What kind of eyes are you looking at? My family is dead, why do you look at me like that?!" Nezha kicked Wu Gang, "Take back that expression to me, my lord."
"..."
Wu Gang who was kicked on the ground only felt a suffocating breath in his chest, and suddenly turned into a smiling face and raised his head.
"Hey, do you still dare to smile at me?" Nezha raised his eyebrows again, "Aren't you laughing at me? Your smile is mocking me for not being strong enough in that kick just now, and you think I haven't eaten enough?"
Wu Gang: ...
God, who can come and save him.
What is he going to do now, who can teach him.
"Hmph, I don't bother to talk to you right now, you can do whatever you like, anyway, you just remember...you can mutter every word about my family in your heart, and I can remember everything clearly." Raised his hand and slapped On the back of his head, Nezha directly dragged Huntian Ling and dragged Wu Gang to the ground and walked straight into the Eight Immortals' Mansion.
Palace of Eight Immortals.
The stone table in front of the locust tree.
Xin Zhao and the others were still discussing the details of going to the gate of Hades, and soon they saw Nezha who had been away for about half an hour, holding Hun Tian Ling in his hand, and a big bag tied behind his back, showing a pair of Eyes, it can be roughly judged from its limbs that it should be a person.
"Nezha Heavenly King, you are back!"
Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe went up to meet him. When Han Xiangzi walked over again, he took a special look at Wu Gang who was tied up.
"Heavenly King, are you coming back from beating the toad spirit?"
"Toad." Lan Caihe frowned slightly, "Old Han, you are also a scholar, how can you use a vulgar word like toad? This is clearly a toad spirit."
"Yes, yes, Toad!"
Han Xiangzi patted his head, pretending to be surprised.
"When I saw his head full of big bags, I subconsciously remembered a toad covered in toads. I forgot his scientific name. It was my fault."
Wu Gang: I'll go to you two uncles!
Wu Gang, who was tied up, wanted to eat Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe alive.
When he was dragged in, he seemed to vaguely see the three words 'Eight Immortals' Mansion', but Nezha walked too fast and he didn't see it clearly.
When he saw Han Xiangzi, he could confirm that this was indeed the Palace of the Eight Immortals.
Han Xiangzi knew that he owed him.
He just didn't expect that Lan Caihe, who was always smiling, was more hateful than this Han Xiangzi.
I bother! !
"Hey, this toad still wants to be fierce!" Han Xiangzi raised his right foot high, and the sole of his shoe hit Wu Gang's face directly, "Damn toad, how dare you stare at you, Grandpa Han. I don't know what the name of our Eight Immortals is No, you still dare to brag about grandpa, let's see if grandpa doesn't trample you to death."
"Step on it, step on it hard!"
Seeing this scene, Nezha not only didn't stop him, but also added fuel to the scene.
"Nezha Heavenly King ordered, Han Xiangzi dare not refuse." Han Xiangzi cupped his hands slightly, his feet became more and more forceful, and he couldn't stop muttering, "This toad is really thick-skinned, and the sole of my shoe is still tight when I step on it." Feeling a little nervous."
"Old Han, be careful."
Lan Caihe was next to Shuanghuang, "If it breaks its mangy bag by stepping on it, the sticky juice that burst out might be poisonous to us."
"hiss!"
Han Xiangzi suddenly gasped, put his feet back and patted his chest with lingering fear.
"Old Lan, you are right in reminding me, but... from the feeling of his feet just now, this guy doesn't seem to be a toad, but a bit like a human being?"
Immediately, Han Xiangzi cupped his hands and looked at Nezha.
"Heavenly King, what the hell is this...?"
"He's not a thing."
"Oh? He's not a thing?" Han Xiangzi stared wide-eyed, and then approved, "Well, it's really not a thing, so what the hell is he?"
"He's not a joke either."
"Well, it's really not a thing, then he..."
"He is that Wu Gang who cut down the tree." Nezha frowned and spat on the ground, "I just caught him."
"Wu Gang?!"
Suddenly, Han Xiangzi's eyes showed consternation.
"My God, I thought he was a toad, but I didn't expect him to be Wu Gang." As he spoke, Han Xiangzi stared in astonishment, looked down at Wu Gang for a long time, and took a deep breath, "Hiss, Wu Gang Shangxian, why haven’t you seen this in a few years, and it’s changed so much. Are you burning your head, one bag after another, like a toad.”
"Woooooooo..."
Wu Gang, who was tied up, had bloodshot eyes and was moaning.
Wu Gang: Get out of your father!I burn you uncle!
"I beat it." Nezha unintentionally cooperated, "This little bastard dared to scold my mother, and still gave my ancestors salvation in his heart. If he got angry, he beat his head with the Qiankun ring." big bag."
"It's a good hammering."
Han Xiangzi clapped his hands and praised, "Look at this bag, it's completely natural. It's like Wu Gang, the immortal, should look like this. Needless to say, Wu Gang, the immortal, really fits this toad's head. Oh, that's not right... it looks like Wu Gang The Immortal is actually a toad."
"what?!"
Nezha was taken aback when he heard this, and tilted his head to look at Wu Gang for a long time.
"Did he become a toad?"
"No." Han Xiangzi shook his head and said with a sneer, "Wu Gang is a human being, but unfortunately what he does is the work of the toad. Don't we have an old saying that the toad wants to eat swan meat, and Wu Gang has always treated us Fairy Chang'e has ideas, but it's a pity that Fairy Chang'e doesn't pay attention to him at all, and secretly agrees with Zhao Jufang. Damn, Wu Gang is a fairy, and the toad is famous in the fairyland, the Toad King."
"Old Han!" Lan Caihe suddenly glared angrily, "Why are you still talking about toad?"
"Ah?! Then what did I say?"
"toad!"
Lan Caihe said solemnly.
"You are a scholar, please always remember, don't be a toad, please call Shangxian Wu Gang the toad king."
Lan Caihe and Han Xiangzi sang together, and Wu Gang, whose mouth was sealed, was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.
He whimpered and yelled, and his body seemed to be some kind of headless larva surging back and forth on the ground. Having suffered such a great humiliation, the annoyance in his heart had already reached the point where it could not be added.
However, the strength of Huntian Ling's binding is really too great.
He couldn't break free.
Just when his eyes were red and he was secretly determined to take revenge on Han Xiangzi and Lan Caihe, a foot gently stepped on his back. When he looked up, he happened to see Zhao Xin's gentle smile, and then A chuckle was heard.
"Toad King, long time no see!"
(End of this chapter)
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