I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1060 Xiaoxian advises you to keep a low profile
Children, have you ever felt the fear of being dominated by Xihai Shengjiu? !
at the moment……

Little Nezha felt it.

When he saw Xin Zhao take out Xihai Shengjiu, he felt like his little head was going bald.

"West Sea Holy Brew!"

Han Xiangzi recognized the Xihai Shengjiu that Xin Zhao took out at a glance, and Lan Caihe also turned his head to stare at Xihai Shengjiu for a long time, even Lu Dongbin, who was so coquettish and standing under the ancient locust tree with a long sword in his hand, was astonished. the sideways glance.

These fairies...

There is almost no one who does not like to drink.

Xihai Shengjiu is one of the best immortal wines among the many immortal wines, and Xihai Shengjiu is not sold outside, so if you want to get it, you have to give it to Xihai.

"Nezha Shangxian, we didn't enjoy our drinking last time, come again!"

Xin Zhao uncorked the bottle with a bang, and the mellow aroma of wine permeated the Eight Immortals' Mansion.Han Xiangzi, Lan Caihe were all staring at the bottle of Fairy Lady, and even Lu Dongbin sat at the stone table and brought his own glass to drink a glass.

"I……"

Nezha coughed violently for half a minute.

In fact, he didn't do it on purpose, but he really felt his throat was itchy.

"What's the matter?" Xin Zhao smiled slightly, and Nezha grinned, "I won't drink this wine, good wine should be drunk slowly, I've already drank it last time, the half bottle left Why don't you give it to the Eight Immortals. It's better to have fun alone than to have fun with everyone, what do you think Zhao Ju?"

"Thank you Nezha Shangxian."

Han Xiangzi grinned. Of course, Xin Zhao would not spoil the atmosphere at this time, and he really didn't insist on pouring the West Sea Holy Brew to Han Xiangzi and the other immortals.

Fairy stuffed into the throat!

Han Xiangzi, Lan Caihe, and Lu Dongbin all showed joy.

"Sister, let's go." He Xiangu took Liao Mingmei's little hand and said, "Now this is not a place for us to stay. My sister will take you shopping."

"it is good."

He Xiangu and Liao Mingmei left from the Palace of the Eight Immortals.

When Han Xiangzi and the others met Xihai Shengjiu, their eyes were on the half bottle of Xihai Shengjiu. Seeing this scene, Nezha smiled in his heart, secretly thinking that he was very witty.

The last time he was drunk, he was still embarrassed enough.

I want to embarrass him...

unfortunately,

Nezha is still too young.

Boom!
Just when Nezha was about to feel relieved, there was a sudden sound on the table, and Xin Zhao took out another bottle of Tianshan Spirit Brew.

"Shangxian, if you don't want to drink the Holy Brew of the West Sea, please take a look at this Tianshan Spiritual Brew..."

"You are poisonous!" Nezha suddenly stood up from the stone chair and scolded, "Are you poisonous, are you poisonous, you have to let me drink this wine, don't you?"

"Shangxian, what's wrong with you?"

Although he secretly laughed in his heart, Zhao Xinming still pretended to be ignorant.

"You said it yourself, Xihai Shengniang is a good wine that needs to be tasted after a while, so I brought you some inferior Tianshan Lingniang. Why are you still not satisfied? Don't you like drinking wine the most?"

"You are sick!"

Nezha stared with anger, his chest heaving violently.

"Shangxian, don't you know how to drink?" Xin Zhao grinned, "Last time you were, and you fell down after a few drinks. It doesn't look like you can drink, if you don't know how to drink Let’s just say it straight, Xiaoxian will wow you when she meets you in the future, and you can sit at the kid’s table when you eat.”

"Stop irritating me here!"

To Xin Zhao's surprise, Nezha didn't play tricks this time.

"Don't you just want to use this method to stimulate me to drink, I just don't drink! Let me tell you, I just don't drink, you don't care if I drink or not, you little poor prime minister, can you control it? "

"Hiss, are you out of breath?"

"You are the only one who is in a hurry!"

"Being stepped on the tail, anxious?" Xin Zhao grinned and raised his eyebrows, "Shangxian, you are the king of heaven, you still need to pay attention to your words and manners. Don't you just don't drink, it doesn't matter... Come on, Xiaoxian I brought goat milk specially for you before, and kindly prepared a pacifier for you, so you should stay at the table where the baby is holding the bottle."

While speaking, a feeding bottle appeared on the stone table.

"you……"

Nezha stared at Xin Zhao for a long time, clenched his fist with his small hand and snatched Tianshan Lingniang over, with two big gulps.

"Who are you insulting?!"

"Hiss, Nezha is a good drinker." Zhao Xin looked shocked, and Han Xiangzi and the others probably understood Zhao Xin's thoughts by now, and followed suit, "Nezha is a good drinker, come on!" Come here... Nezha Heavenly King, let us toast you again."

"Come!"

Three rounds of wine.

Han Xiangzi and the others drank down every drop of Xihai Shengjiu, but they didn't just fall asleep like Nezha, but their faces were a little flushed.

As for Nezha...

At this time, he was holding Tianshan Lingjiang, his face was red, his eyes were blurred, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at Lu Dongbin.

"Lu Dongbin, do you know you, it's not that I can't beat you, it's that I'm too lazy to fight with you." Nezha half-squatted on the table, with his left hand on his chin and his right hand holding the wine bottle, "You didn't draw your sword, I... Tianling and Qiankun circle are useless, hiccup... If, if I really use it, you think you can be my opponent."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said nothing, and Nezha suddenly slapped the table in annoyance.

"Are you laughing at me?! Dissatisfied, let's make gestures now?"

"Hey, Shangxian, you are the big brother." Zhao Xin hurriedly grabbed Nezha, and said with a straight face, "In terms of strength, you must be stronger, Xiaoxian believes in you. Shangxian, let's have another drink. "

"Come... come... come... fuck!"

Nezha's tongue was a little knotted, he lay on the table and slapped Xin Zhao's hand open, and sneered.

"You, don't think that I don't know... what you are planning." Nezha looked drunk, "You, don't you just want to get me drunk? You have evil intentions, I... have already seen it Yes. Hehehe, you are in the same group as Immortal Venerable Wuji, huh?! What about Immortal Venerable Wuji, if you let him come over, I will fight him for [-] rounds!"

"Shangxian, don't say these things, Immortal Venerable Wuji, you are the son of heaven."

"What's the matter?" Nezha shouted with his eyes wide open, "What's wrong with the Son of Heaven? How about comparing his background with me? In terms of background, who is my little Nezha afraid of? If you are the Son of Heaven, let him come out and compare with me. With you, Director Zhao...won't you send me to the Eight Immortals' Mansion?"

"no!"

"Who is that?" Nezha seemed to have become more sober. Xin Zhao smiled slightly and said, "It's Wuji Immortal. You came back after you were drunk. When he saw you, he kicked me out. I didn’t expect Wuji Immortal Lord to send you to the Eight Immortals Mansion, but..."

"But what?" Nezha stared.

"When I went out, I saw that the Immortal Master Wuji seemed to be taking pictures of you. It seemed that the action was quite shameful. Shangxian...you...you should have black material in the hands of the Immortal Master Wuji. Xiaoxian suggests you , it's better to keep a low profile, otherwise, you might not be able to get along in this fairyland!"

(End of this chapter)