There are billions of points in my Shenhao life that are abnormal

Chapter 156 Eunuch or hemiplegia, choose one
Chen Tian was a little confused, not because he was kissed.

It's a big deal to make a boo, and as a qualified old driver, it's not like he's just started on the road.

But what's the situation with your relatives returning to your relatives and making hands and feet.

The Great Demon King's figure is very good, with the warm fragrance in his arms, Chen Tian couldn't help but feel a little agitated.

With all his will, Chen Tian pushed Su Xiaoxiao away.

"Calm down, Xiaoxiao, hasn't your aunt left yet?"

Su Xiaoxiao hasn't reacted yet.

My aunt hasn't left yet. When did my aunt come? Isn't she still in Xiangyang Village?
But now was not the time to discuss this. She blinked her big watery eyes and shouted sweetly.

"Brother Chen Tian~~"

This sound was like the clattering of an oriole's hooves, which was directly thought of deep in my heart.

If Chen Tian can bear it, then he is not a fucking man!
He threw the nonsense about persuading Su Xiaoxiao to be more sober to the back of his head, and Chen Tianhong pounced on him with eyes wide open.

Damn it, never mind!

I, Chen Tian, ​​want to be a Prison Blood Demon God today!

However, at this critical moment, Miao Guihua's slightly worried voice sounded outside the door.

"Chen Tian, ​​what's wrong with Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with her, why don't you take her to the hospital?"

Chen Tian was like a train that had just arrived at the entrance of a tunnel, but suddenly encountered a landslide ahead.

Pull the handbrake with all your strength.

The wheels of the wheel were stuck and sparks flew everywhere.

Finally, it stopped at the entrance of the tunnel.

Su Xiaoxiao also woke up, her face turned pale with fright.

"Aunt Osmanthus, I'm fine. I'm really fine. Don't worry. I'll be out right now. You'll be waiting for me outside the door. Don't come in."

Miao Guihua was taken aback, the first half of the sentence was fine, why did the second half feel so strange.

Just about to ask why she couldn't come in, suddenly she seemed to think of something.

An auntie smile instantly appeared on his face.

"You two little guys, it's really dark. Isn't it already dark?"

"Bah, bah, bah, what am I talking about? It's dark now, everything is dark."

"It's Aunt Osmanthus who disturbed you, don't worry, I'll go down now, and keep other people from coming up, you go on, don't worry, don't worry!"

After saying that, she took her aunt down the stairs with a smile, to prevent anyone from disturbing her.

She simply sat down on the stairs, pretending that no one is allowed to enter.

Chen Changhe felt very puzzled seeing her like this.

"Old woman, what are you doing? Why are you blocking the stairs?"

"Didn't you call Chen Tian and Su Xiaoxiao? Where are the two of them?"

The smile on Miao Guihua's face never stopped, and when she heard Chen Changhe's question, she immediately smiled even happier.

"What am I doing here? I'm here to help out. I might have a grandson next year. What do you think I'm doing here!"

Chen Changhe was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Su Xiaoxiao's room with complicated eyes.

He took two puffs of dry tobacco, although Chen Tian bought him a lot of good cigarettes, but he is still used to the taste of dry tobacco, and he won't be able to change it for a while.

He exhaled a puff of smoke, then said nothing, just sat down with Miao Guihua silently.

In Su Xiaoxiao's room, the two of them had already packed up.

At this time, Chen Tiancai knew that Su Xiaoxiao's aunt did not come, but her eyes were swollen and she had dark circles.

She just wanted Chen Tian to help her remove the circles under her eyes.

He wished he could strangle himself to death at this moment.

He has a mouth and doesn't know how to ask, so he likes to fumble around.

it's good now!

Although the two did not make a formal breakthrough, for Su Xiaoxiao, it was no different from a real breakthrough.

So she sat directly on Chen Tian's lap with peace of mind, and then ordered Chen Tian to help him reduce the bags under his eyes.

Chen Tian was really suffering and couldn't tell.

I just think of you as my younger sister, but I really didn't think of being a younger sister.

And Su Xiaoxiao is not like his other women, who can live in harmony without causing trouble.

This great devil will not bow down to one person.

When the time comes, Mars will touch the Earth, and the tip of a needle will touch the awning, which will be difficult to do.

No, what if Su Xiaoxiao's personality has changed in the past five years?
Why don't you take advantage of this good opportunity and just check out the news?

Thinking of this, Chen Tian asked tentatively while helping Su Xiaoxiao get rid of bags under her eyes.

"Xiao Xiao, don't you like watching Korean dramas?"

Su Xiaoxiao sat on Chen Tian's lap, leaning her whole body against him, she was so comfortable that she wanted to nest like this for the rest of her life.

"Well, yes, what's the matter?"

Chen Tian coughed, then collected his thoughts, and then asked.

"Look, there are a lot of love triangles in Korean dramas, and many of them are genuinely in love. Whenever this happens, the male protagonist will always abandon the second female lead and choose the first female lead, completely disregarding the life and death of the second female lead. Do you think this kind of behavior Isn’t it a special evil pen!”

Su Xiaoxiao didn't realize what Chen Tian was talking about at all.

I thought he was just chatting, so I replied according to my heart.

"Yes, I think so too. Since I like them all, it's better to just collect them together."

"This kind of bastard flirts with others in the early stage and is irresponsible after flirting. He is simply more disgusting than a scumbag who has two things to do!",

Eh hey!

The idea of ​​the Great Demon King is really clear, so doesn't that mean there is really something going on?
Chen Tian asked expectantly.

"Then your own boyfriend, you have to choose between a man who rides two boats or a flirter who is irresponsible. Which one do you choose?"

These words obviously made Su Xiaoxiao alert.

She turned her head and looked directly at Chen Tian.

"What do you mean? Do you want to be a scumbag with two feet on two boats, or an irresponsible bastard who flirts with you."

"I'm talking about your boyfriend, I'm your brother!"

"Yeah!!~!"

Su Xiaoxiao's delicate brows were about to poke into the sky.

"Chen Tian, ​​say it again if you have the ability! Does it mean that you want to be an irresponsible bastard?"

Chen Tianren was numb, but Su Xiaoxiao was still the same Su Xiaoxiao.

I was still thinking about the beauty of an adult, and I was fucking farting.

He quickly patted her little butt and comforted her.

"I said if, if, if, if, do you understand?"

Su Xiaoxiao was a little gentler now, but her expression was still extremely dissatisfied.

"Alright then, if you insist on asking me to choose one of these two, I'll give you a choice too."

"If you are a scumbag who rides two boats, I will make you the last eunuch of the Dragon Kingdom!"

"If you dare to flirt and act irresponsibly, I will paralyze your upper body and you will have to be taken care of by someone to eat and drink from now on."

The big devil's silver teeth clenched loudly.

"You can choose one yourself when the time comes!"

I choose your sister!
This is why I don't want to provoke you, a woman!

Unreasonable, really unreasonable!

Chen Tian complained frantically in his heart, but on the surface he still smiled calmly.

"Aren't I just making a metaphor? Why are you so excited?"

"Okay, your eyes are done, let's go down, you haven't seen the gift I gave you, go and see it!"

Su Xiaoxiao finally let Chen Tian go this time, the cloudy weather turned sunny, and a charming smile bloomed on her face.

He lifted his head heavily and left a bright lip mark on Chen Tian's face.

She ran down like a little rabbit.

Shouting while running.

"Chen Tian, ​​hurry down, I want to open the present with you."

Chen Tian followed behind her and lit a cigarette.

The eunuch is still paralyzed, so choose one yourself.

I'm such a fucking dog!
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(End of this chapter)