Quick Fishing Guide

Chapter 38
"You can't say that! You can't insult my life's desire!"

Being insulted by his lifelong pursuit, the alchemist Taoist Chen Tian was so angry that he was about to jump his feet, regardless of the six doors standing in front of him, the police quickly said, "The Dao of Longevity is ethereal and unpredictable. Ordinary people, how do you know how to cultivate immortals?"

Wang Chuan sighed, and said: "Yes, I really don't understand." I used to think that cultivating immortals means staying up all night, but now I realize that staying up all night is not enough, cultivating immortals also needs to be hungry.

Taoist Chen Tian calmed down, and said: "The poor Taoist is in a hurry, and his words collide, so don't blame him for arresting him quickly."

Wang Chuan looked at the Taoist priest's eyes, and there was a hint of worry in them. How could he still not understand?This Taoist priest is afraid that he will sue him.After unintentionally grabbing Liang's handle, he was beaten down by a series of candied punches by Liang. Wang Chuan didn't have time to feel the feeling of grabbing the handle, but looking at Taoist Chen Tian, ​​Wang Chuan suddenly felt that he was holding the handle. The feeling of being in control can only be described in two words, - great joy!
"It doesn't matter, I'm not that petty."

Wang Chuan said, and taught Chen Tian earnestly, "On the contrary, you, Taoist priest, since you are cultivating immortality and asking about longevity, you should naturally calm down and keep calm at all times. Getting angry so easily is not in line with your Daoism, right?"

Chen Tian accepted the advice humbly, and said: "Yes, yes, what the arrester said is that the poor man has lost his composure."

Wang Chuan followed Chen Tian to the medicine field, watched Chen Tian go down to collect medicine, and soon finished picking up, he said: "Hurry up, please wait at the door, I will go to the alchemy room to pack up my things and go there."

"Hurry up, the six doors are in a hurry. If you delay, I won't forgive you."

Wang Chuan said, turned and left.Listening to Wang Chuan's words, Chen Tian quickly patted his chest and said: "Catcher, don't worry, the poor are tight!"

Oh, it feels really good.

When he arrived at the entrance of the Taoist temple, Wang Chuan sat on the edge of the steps, counting the potholes on the stone surface. After waiting for a short while, Taoist Chen Tian came out with a bundle.

Chen Tian gently closed the door, and the two went to Qinglong District.

The gates outside the six doors were closed tightly, and the noise on both sides of the Qinglong River gradually decreased, but the lights were still bright and bright.

The interrogation of the two torture chambers in the gate was over, and they were waiting for Wang Chuan and the alchemist Taoist Baiyunguan to come back.

Those who have finished interrogating are tea merchant Yu Chunfa and Cao Guangling of Hanshan Sword Sect.Yu Chunfa was not deeply involved in the matter, and he was a talker. He didn't need to ask any questions from the police. He just said it all by himself, so he naturally asked questions quickly. As for Cao Guangling, Wang Chuan also recognized him. He was in Xuanwu. Outside the wealthy businessman's house in the district, the last one was pushed into the small building opposite.

At that time, this person was so scared that even if he was still going crazy after taking the medicine, he still remembered to ask whether the hostile forces in the sky were strong or not. Stretching out his hand, he held his head and pushed him in.So Wang Chuan was deeply impressed by him.

Wang Chuan took Chen Tian to see Mr. Yang. Mr. Yang did not want to waste time and directly asked Chen Tian to start the inspection.

Then the colleagues were ordered by Chen Tian to take Cao Guangling to the door of the toilet.

Cao Guangling came to his senses at this time, and flinched more and more. Seeing Wang Chuan, he seemed to have a little memory, and asked in a panic, "What are we going to do?"

Chen Tian put the bag on the wall of the toilet and opened it, dispensed the medicine on the spot, and replied: "Don't worry, the benefactor, the poor Taoist Baiyun Temple practice, and will not do anything harmful to nature. Just give the benefactor a physical examination."

"Physical examination?!"

Cao Guangling was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "To tell you the truth, all the arresters, the kid was still a virgin before, this time when he entered the capital, he was taken by the Eight Sect brothers to play in Liuxiang, and he just broke the law." I am not a virgin now, so it is unnecessary to test my body or not, so the Taoist priest should not test me."

"Pfft!"

All the arresting officers present couldn't help laughing.Wang Chuan also had no choice but to laugh, and reprimanded: "You are a big man, you are still a swordsman in Hanshan, what do you mean by being a virgin? Is it shameful to lose it! How dare you say it after playing in Liuxiang? We don't know if you are virgin Here, listen to Daoist Chen's order and go to the toilet to check."

"Everyone, fast, Daoist, can it be done without inspection?"

Cao Guangling didn't know what he was afraid of, so he begged.

Wang Chuan smiled slightly, and said, "There are two methods of inspection among my six doors, one is live inspection, and the other is dead inspection. If you don't want to test alive, then do it dead."

"Death... death test?!"

Cao Guangling was taken aback.The name just sounds ominous.

Wang Chuan explained: "Don't worry, Young Master Cao, our six sects abide by the laws and regulations. We say it's a death test, but we don't mean to kill you and then test you again. Instead, we remove the parts that need to be tested from your body, and those parts are like dead objects. You can safely check it. That’s why it’s called a death check.”

Cao Guangling tremblingly asked, "I don't know where the arresters are going to take the boy for inspection?"

Wang Chuan said: "We check in the toilet. Naturally, we take whatever is used to go to the toilet. Don't worry Cao Shaoxia, our brothers in the six doors can be regarded as good hands in the Jianghu. Let's play with knives." , Absolutely simply and neatly, make a clean break, and there will be no future troubles."

Cao Guanglin suddenly became excited. Without waiting for Wang Chuan to say anything else, he slipped into the toilet and shouted: "Taoist Priest! Let's test it alive! Let's test it alive!"

Chen Tian glanced at Wang Chuan quietly and entered the toilet with the prepared medicine and a small clay pot.There was something wrong with that look.

All the colleagues were outside the toilet with Wang Chuan, looking at Wang Chuan, their eyes were very different from usual, as if the one standing in front of them was not a colleague for many years, they said one after another:
"I said, Lao Wang, why didn't I realize you were so good at talking nonsense before?"

"It seems that I can talk about it before."

"It's not that easy to talk about."

"It's a thief to deceive people!"

"Old Wang, you can't be fake, right? What kind of change are you talking about? Is it a monkey monster or a pig fairy?"

"It's all nonsense. Old Wang is a good-natured person, what are you talking about like a pig or a monkey. Old Wang, you haven't fooled us before, have you?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent, looking at Wang Chuan as if they were looking at someone.

Wang Chuan gritted his teeth and smiled after being squeezed by his colleagues: "Congratulations, everyone finally realizes the truth. Old Wang, I really lied to you. I kept saying that you are human, but it was all fake. You are all shit monsters. It's all stinky, I've been pretending not to smell it in order to lie to you."

All the colleagues said angrily: "Mother Xipi!"

After a while, Chen Tian came out with a small earthenware pot, which was half filled with thick water. It was green, reminiscent of the evil energy of the Burning Legion.Cao Guangling followed behind Chen Tian, ​​his face turned green, and he couldn't believe what was inside the clay pot.

Chen Tian put the pottery pot on the wall of the toilet in front of everyone, and said: "The urine was mixed with my medicine, and it became thick and green, which means that this person's detoxification has penetrated into the inner mansion. According to the poor, he needs to go to the rehabilitation center." walk around."

When Cao Guangling heard Chen Tian's words, his legs suddenly softened and he collapsed on the ground, his face turning greener than the evil green water.

(End of this chapter)