The beginning of the Three Kingdoms Cheng Yuanzhi

Chapter 170 How many walnuts are left?
Xu You knew that he couldn't escape, so he had no choice but to revisit the lyrics, and analyzed boldly:
"Now that Hebei is in its prime and the emperor is returning to his throne, it's a good time, why did the lord say something unlucky?"

Well said, Ziyuan... Cheng Yuanzhi secretly rejoiced, suppressing the drunkenness on the raging waves, Heng Jian asked: "Tell me, which of my words is unlucky?"

He drank a little too much tonight.

It was also the first time I drank so much, but I didn't expect that although the wine of this era was low in alcohol content and cloudy, it had quite a lot of stamina.

Xu You also drank a lot tonight, and he was slightly drunk. Seeing that there were so many people around, he felt that even if he told the truth, the lord would not treat him badly.

After all, without his two words, Qu Yi, how can you easily occupy Jizhou, my lord?
Thinking of this, Xu You smacked his lips, stretched his neck and said: "The moon is sparse and the stars are sparse, and the magpies are flying south; they circled the tree three times, but there are no branches to rely on. These words are very unlucky."

Cheng Yuanzhi changed his face in an instant, and said angrily: "You are so bold, how dare you defeat my Shixing!"

After saying that, he raised his sword and stabbed it into Xu You's belly.

Xu You looked over in disbelief, stretched out his hand, and said intermittently: "My lord, I haven't finished talking yet, why... kill... me?"

"If... without... me, my lord...an...you can... enter...Ji...zhou, uh..."

After all, Xu You was so angry that he died, and he did not rest in peace until he died.

Just kidding, I'll be drunk by the time you finish talking... Cheng Yuanzhi dropped the long sword, hiccupped, was completely overwhelmed by alcohol, fell to the ground, and fell asleep.

The incident happened suddenly, everyone was startled, they backed away in a big circle in horror, and looked at each other in blank dismay.

The banquet broke up unhappy.

Xu You's body was still lying there alone with its eyes wide open, as if it was telling a huge grievance and unwillingness.

The personal guard helped Cheng Yuanzhi back to the inner courtyard and handed it over to Cai Yan.

Drowsy, Cheng Yuanzhi stretched out his hand, dragged Cai Yan onto the couch, put one leg across to hold her down, and kept her from moving, and muttered:

"Drink...Give me a drink, one will be lost if I drink it to death! The woman will drink it for me, and drink another three hundred cups! I'm not drunk...!"

Cai Yan struggled for a while, and found that she couldn't move. The leg that was placed across her legs seemed to weigh a thousand catties, and her bones were aching from the pressure. She stretched out her hand to gently caress Cheng Yuanzhi's face, and said softly:

"Husband, let's get up..."

Cheng Yuanzhi waved his hand wildly, "No, don't open it!"

"Press hard..."

While talking, he danced and scratched wildly with his hands, and went crazy with alcohol.

Cai Yan hurriedly hugged his hands, and comforted him with a more gentle voice: "Okay, okay, I'm sorry."

Then, dancing lightly with bare hands, he untied Cheng Yuanzhi's clothes...

Outside the house, Sugei was hiding under the window, staring with wide eyes.

As long as someone is having sex, he, the "Wolf of the Night," will definitely be there!

Just as he was seeing the key point, he suddenly saw the servant girl in the whole room walking over and blowing out the lamp.

Su Gai was filled with annoyance immediately, got up and said brokenly: "The commander must have told Sister-in-law Yan, otherwise she wouldn't turn off the light. This black light is blind, and the commander is drunk again. He doesn't know the seriousness of his hands and feet. There is no light to turn off." How can I..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a surprised voice from inside the room.

It's as if pedestrians can't see when they walk at night, and they feel like they are accidentally stung on their toes.

Sugai felt like a cat scratching in his heart. After waiting for a while, seeing that there was really no good show to be seen, he secretly said bad luck, and walked away resentfully.

……

The next day, after Cheng Yuanzhi sobered up, he opened his eyes to see the situation in the room, and was shocked.

Cai Yan lay on the side, sobbing, so sad that she didn't care if the white skin on her back was exposed.

The quilt also only covers the lower body, which looks delicate and delicate, which makes me feel pity.

It was early spring and the morning was quite cold.

Seeing Cheng Yuanzhi's distress, he quickly took her into his arms and had a painful meal.Only then did the whimpering gradually stop.

I don't want to ask about last night's banquet right now, but first ask why Cai Yan is so sad.

Unexpectedly, at this question, Cai Yan, who had just stopped crying, had red eyes again, sobbing softly, counting his crimes last night one by one.

It took half an hour to finish counting.

There are thousands of crimes!

During the period, the narration was messy and unorganized.

Cheng Yuanzhi condensed it for her and summed it up in four words "rude, reckless".

Seeing Cai Yan's grievances, Cheng Yuanzhi felt secretly refreshed. The only regret was that he had no memory of what happened last night.

Although I can't remember it, I still want to coax this charming and charming darling.

Cheng Yuanzhi immediately opened his tongue, and it was a good meal.

Cai Yan soon had fun breaking through his tears, smiling coquettishly.

The quarrel between the two didn't stop until the sun was high.

Cheng Yuanzhi finally remembered that he hadn't dealt with Xu You after killing him last night.Quickly put on his clothes, hurriedly got up and left the inner room, and called his personal guards to inquire.

The personal guard [-] replied: "Xu You ran into the lord last night and was killed by the lord with a sword. The body is still where no one dared to move."

While Cheng Yuanzhi ordered people to collect Xu You's body, he called all the civil and military officials to come to the hall to narrate the story.

General's Mansion, Chamber of Commerce.

Cheng Yuanzhi prostrated himself on the throne, filled with remorse, and wept bitterly:

"I accidentally injured Xu You because I was drunk last night. I regret it too much. I want to bury him with a generous gift!"

"I think Xu Ziyuan is very resourceful and eloquent. Except for his sloppy work and a little passive sabotage, he is good in other aspects. I don't want me to lose my morals after drinking and ruin such a good talent!"

"Hey, it's all because I was greedy for a while and drank dozens of catties more. It's too late to regret it today!"

"Drinking is wrong, drinking is wrong! I should take it as a warning."

Although Cheng Yuanzhi cried with sincerity and his words were broken, all the civil and military men were like mirrors in their hearts, they all thought:
It's clearly the lord, you want to kill him, but you want to push it to the wine.

What's the matter with the wine?

We also drank so much, why don't we violently hurt others?
In the final analysis, it's because Xu You didn't pay attention to things on weekdays, and you held grudges against him.

Alas, accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger...

Cheng Yuanzhi cried for a long while, and watched through his fingers, seeing that all the civil and military people were concerned, and their expressions were still peaceful, so he knew that this test had passed.

As a native of Nanyang, Xu You had few friends in the Hebei camp, and because of his arrogant temperament, he was isolated by various major counselor groups.

Now, when he dies, he dies, and no one speaks for him at all.

Thinking of this, Cheng Yuanzhi stopped crying, and ordered Xu You's coffin to be sent to Xu's family, with a lot of gold and silver treasures, and sent back to his hometown for burial on the same day.

This matter is over, and everyone left separately.

Su Gai came out from the dark, and smiled, "Marshal, I know!"

"What do you know?"

Cheng Yuanzhi was taken aback, and when he thought of Sugai's perverted hobby, his heart suddenly turned cold.

Immediately, his face darkened, and he said sharply: "Say, you last night..."


Su Gai waved his hands again and again, and said solemnly: "Commander, I swear to God, I never went to spy on you and sister-in-law last night."

Cheng Yuanzhi sneered: "Really? Then I'll go back and look at the evidence later."

Upon hearing this, Sugai's complexion immediately changed, and he stammered, "What...what...what evidence?"

Seeing Sugai's expression, Cheng Yuanzhi knew that he must have done nothing good last night, but luckily he had told Cai Yan that the lights must be turned off before going to bed.

It is expected that Sugai will not see any bargains.

However, he cannot be allowed to get away with this stinky disease.

Immediately glaring, said sullenly: "Yesterday, I ordered someone to sprinkle powder ash under the window sill. If you have done anything wrong, you will know when you look at the back window."

"If you come, there must be footprints on the scene!"

After all, he got up slowly and made a gesture to go to the backyard to check the evidence.

Su Gai panicked immediately, grabbed Cheng Yuanzhi's sleeve, lowered his head, and murmured:

"Marshal, when I was passing by, I listened to it by the way, and left without listening to anything."

"I know I was wrong, and I promise there will be no next time."

"I swear!"

Cheng Yuanzhi glanced at him angrily, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and walked away.

Su Gai caught up and said cautiously: "Marshal..."

"Ok?"

"Is there really powder dust on the rear window?"

"No."

Su Gai was stunned, and reacted and said: "Marshal, you are deceiving me, I don't accept it!"

Cheng Yuanzhi chuckled: "Xiao Gui, you are so stupid, who am I not going to lie to you?"

Upon hearing this, Su should be unhappy, and chased after him and said: "Marshal, you can call me black and ugly, but you can never say that I am stupid. You have tested it last time, and my IQ is as high as 240 !"

"If you don't believe me, you can test me!"

Cheng Yuanzhi stopped in his tracks, "Then let's test you?"

Speedy nodded sharply.

Cheng Yuanzhi looked around and saw Zhao Yun wandering nearby, so he beckoned him to come over.

Then he looked at the two people and said:
"Now there is an IQ question to test you. Ten silver coins for the correct answer, and no penalty for the wrong answer."

Zhao Yun and Sugai looked at each other and nodded in unison.

Cheng Yuanzhi said in a deep voice, "There are ten walnuts in the wooden cabinet."

"The first day, I took three walnuts out of it, ate one, and put the other two back in."

"The next day, I took out five walnuts from the cabinet. I went around and couldn't find the hammer. I couldn't eat them, so I put them all back."

"On the third day, I took out a walnut, Zhao Yun came, I gave him one, and took another from the wooden cabinet; then Sugai came, so I had to go and get another one."

"Then here comes the question, may I ask..."

Sugai hurriedly raised his hand and said, "I know, I know! There are six walnuts left."

Zhao Yun nodded, proving that Sugai was right.

There were indeed six walnuts left.

Here comes the heavenly king Laozi, it is also six walnuts!

Cheng Yuanzhi waved his hand, "Don't interrupt, I haven't asked yet."

"Excuse me, how many times have I opened the wooden cabinet..."

Sugai was dumbfounded.

Zhao Yun was not much better, frowning and thinking hard...

(End of this chapter)