Start with the world
Chapter 56
Chapter 56
"Eat... meat," the little one bit his paw, completely unresponsive to Qin Meng's question, all his attention was attracted to the system barbecue.
"I just know how to eat, answer my question first, otherwise I won't have to eat," Qin Meng said viciously.
No need to eat this kind of punishment is no less than a bolt from the blue to the little one. It lowered its head and thought carefully about what Qin Meng said just now, before stammering in a childish voice: "No, no..."
"No?" Qin Meng glanced at it suspiciously. Does the second ability have to wait for the second tail to fully grow?Or is this legend about the nine-tailed fox false?
Legend has it that the nine-tailed fox is a god-defying beast that only grows one tail every 1000 years. Each tail represents a unique ability of it. I don't know if the information found in these ancient books is reliable.
Qin Meng secretly thought to himself while drawing prizes. This time he was rich and made a five-in-a-row draw. Unfortunately, his luck in the five-in-a-row draw was a bit bad this time. He only had three skewers of barbecue and two. Thank you for your patronage!
What's so special is that there is a thank you for your patronage, shit, really shit, he got a one-time defensive equipment for the first time last time, and thought it was a good thing, why is there such a thing as thank you for your patronage?
"Ah," Qin Meng took out a bunch of barbecued meat, and before he could speak, the little boy rushed over, holding his hand tightly, but his tongue had already licked all the pieces of meat.
"You, me," Qin Meng stared dumbfounded, speechless for a long time, "who the hell did you learn from? I don't remember teaching you this?"
Satisfied, he licked the whole roasted meat, making it impossible for Qin Meng to compete with him for food. Xiao Budian finally felt relieved, and said vaguely while gnawing on the piece of meat: "Soup, soup..."
"What the hell is Tangtang?" Qin Meng frowned and thought for a while, it seems that there is no such character as Tangtang in any cartoon that the little one likes to watch.
"Jay, Jay..."
"Tom and Jerry? Tom and Jerry?"
The little one puffed out his mouth, his mouth was full of lumps of meat, he couldn't speak, just nodded his head.
With a dark face, Qin Meng threw the little one on the table, "You are not allowed to learn from it in the future!"
It seems that he has to seriously teach the little one. As his younger brother, if the little one goes out to do such a thing in the future, he will lose face as the boss.
The little one glanced at Qin Meng, his big black eyes were full of doubts, but he hadn't finished eating the meat yet, so he couldn't contradict the big devil at this time, so he nodded obediently.
Seeing that the little one was eating so deliciously, Qin Meng couldn't bear it anymore, and brought out another skewer of barbecued meat.Since it is possible to promote the evolution of the little ones, it is unlikely to be human flesh, and humans should be able to eat it.
"I, I," the little boy's eyes widened, he put down the unfinished kebab in his paws, and rushed towards Qin Meng again.
"You, you, this is mine," Qin Meng, who had been prepared for a long time, stretched out the tentacles of Nianli when the little boy was halfway, and tied the little boy tightly in the air.
"Bad... fleshy meat," Xiao Budian looked at Qin Meng with a heartbroken expression, no, it was looking at the piece of barbecue that had already entered Qin Meng's mouth.
"Huh? Huh! Fat but not greasy, fragrant but not oily, after taking a bite, it feels like the taste buds exploded, filling the entire mouth, making people want to stop. Not bad, not bad, it really is delicious, the taste alone is worth [-] Already!"
Qin Meng ate and praised, the little one who couldn't move in the air was so greedy, his saliva flowed like a three-thousand-foot waterfall.
He couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the unfinished skewer on the table to it: "Eat your own, you're so greedy, be careful to overwhelm you!"
A week later, after this week of teaching, Xiao Budian is very smart and has improved very fast. Although he still likes to use redundancies when speaking, he can basically understand what Qin Meng said, and he can barely communicate with each other.
In the pitiful eyes of the little one, Qin's father and Qin's mother went to work one after another, and Qin Meng forbade it to talk to others, otherwise it would not be able to eat the most delicious barbecue, even the ordinary roast chicken.
"Okay, today I'm going to teach you how to be a human, ah bah, a demon, how to survive in human society, and live well!"
"Ang...ang," Xiao BuDian replied casually, but secretly glanced at the TV.
Qin Meng frowned, and turned off the TV directly: "Please repeat, what did I just say?"
"Ding," anger value +99...
The little one glared at Qin Meng, but after all his arms couldn't lift his thighs, he scratched his head for a long time before Qiqi Ai replied: "Human, human... demon..."
While talking, Xiaobudian peeked at Qin Meng's expression, saw Qin Meng's expressionless face, and his immature voice became smaller and smaller: "Live... okay?"
Qin Meng: "???"
What the hell have you been listening to?Qin Meng was angry and funny, and said with a straight face: "I didn't listen to the lecture at all, and I'm not allowed to watch TV for two days!"
"Hmph," Xiao Budian shook his head, and didn't look at it, it's no big deal.
"Next, let's focus. I'll summarize the five virtues of being a demon for you. Remember to be a demon, not a demon. Sit down for me. What do you look like lying down!"
Xiao BuDian barely lifted his spirits, but he didn't watch any cartoons, and felt that the fox was in darkness, and he couldn't get excited about doing anything.
"Ahem," Qin Meng wondered if the punishment this time was a bit too severe, but now that the punishment is becoming less and less effective, he has no good solution for the time being.
"If you behave well, I can reward you with extra hours of TV watching today, and barbecue in the evening!"
Xiaobudian was refreshed, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, Ge You's paralyzed lying posture immediately turned into a good student, staring at Qin Meng without blinking.
"Well," Qin Meng nodded. Is this the right attitude? This is what I have painstakingly researched.
There are "One Million Ways to Survive Monsters", "The Five Virtues of Being a Monster", "How to Make a Monster King", "100 Ways to Deal with Danger",...
Wait, wait, the reason why these brilliant masterpieces can be written within a week is thanks to his telekinetic ability. With this telekinetic ability, he is a veritable tentacle monster.
It's nothing to take both hands off the keyboard and type 666. He didn't use his hands, and he finished writing these more than a dozen great books with hundreds of thousands of words in less than a week.
Basically, as long as he thinks about it in his head, he can finish typing with his Nianli Tentacle. Sometimes the thinking in his mind can't keep up with the speed of typing, and he is often in a daze, otherwise he can finish it in a day.
"What I told you today is the most important thing, and it's what you must keep in mind!"
Qin Meng looked solemn, "As long as you do what I say, no matter how big the basket you make, the boss will help you out, do you hear me?"
Xiao Budian nodded obediently, and did not refute Qin Meng.
"Okay, what I want to teach today is the five virtues of being a demon. What are the five virtues? Simply put, they are five words."
"Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust!"
"Do you know what it means?"
(End of this chapter)
"Eat... meat," the little one bit his paw, completely unresponsive to Qin Meng's question, all his attention was attracted to the system barbecue.
"I just know how to eat, answer my question first, otherwise I won't have to eat," Qin Meng said viciously.
No need to eat this kind of punishment is no less than a bolt from the blue to the little one. It lowered its head and thought carefully about what Qin Meng said just now, before stammering in a childish voice: "No, no..."
"No?" Qin Meng glanced at it suspiciously. Does the second ability have to wait for the second tail to fully grow?Or is this legend about the nine-tailed fox false?
Legend has it that the nine-tailed fox is a god-defying beast that only grows one tail every 1000 years. Each tail represents a unique ability of it. I don't know if the information found in these ancient books is reliable.
Qin Meng secretly thought to himself while drawing prizes. This time he was rich and made a five-in-a-row draw. Unfortunately, his luck in the five-in-a-row draw was a bit bad this time. He only had three skewers of barbecue and two. Thank you for your patronage!
What's so special is that there is a thank you for your patronage, shit, really shit, he got a one-time defensive equipment for the first time last time, and thought it was a good thing, why is there such a thing as thank you for your patronage?
"Ah," Qin Meng took out a bunch of barbecued meat, and before he could speak, the little boy rushed over, holding his hand tightly, but his tongue had already licked all the pieces of meat.
"You, me," Qin Meng stared dumbfounded, speechless for a long time, "who the hell did you learn from? I don't remember teaching you this?"
Satisfied, he licked the whole roasted meat, making it impossible for Qin Meng to compete with him for food. Xiao Budian finally felt relieved, and said vaguely while gnawing on the piece of meat: "Soup, soup..."
"What the hell is Tangtang?" Qin Meng frowned and thought for a while, it seems that there is no such character as Tangtang in any cartoon that the little one likes to watch.
"Jay, Jay..."
"Tom and Jerry? Tom and Jerry?"
The little one puffed out his mouth, his mouth was full of lumps of meat, he couldn't speak, just nodded his head.
With a dark face, Qin Meng threw the little one on the table, "You are not allowed to learn from it in the future!"
It seems that he has to seriously teach the little one. As his younger brother, if the little one goes out to do such a thing in the future, he will lose face as the boss.
The little one glanced at Qin Meng, his big black eyes were full of doubts, but he hadn't finished eating the meat yet, so he couldn't contradict the big devil at this time, so he nodded obediently.
Seeing that the little one was eating so deliciously, Qin Meng couldn't bear it anymore, and brought out another skewer of barbecued meat.Since it is possible to promote the evolution of the little ones, it is unlikely to be human flesh, and humans should be able to eat it.
"I, I," the little boy's eyes widened, he put down the unfinished kebab in his paws, and rushed towards Qin Meng again.
"You, you, this is mine," Qin Meng, who had been prepared for a long time, stretched out the tentacles of Nianli when the little boy was halfway, and tied the little boy tightly in the air.
"Bad... fleshy meat," Xiao Budian looked at Qin Meng with a heartbroken expression, no, it was looking at the piece of barbecue that had already entered Qin Meng's mouth.
"Huh? Huh! Fat but not greasy, fragrant but not oily, after taking a bite, it feels like the taste buds exploded, filling the entire mouth, making people want to stop. Not bad, not bad, it really is delicious, the taste alone is worth [-] Already!"
Qin Meng ate and praised, the little one who couldn't move in the air was so greedy, his saliva flowed like a three-thousand-foot waterfall.
He couldn't stand it anymore, and threw the unfinished skewer on the table to it: "Eat your own, you're so greedy, be careful to overwhelm you!"
A week later, after this week of teaching, Xiao Budian is very smart and has improved very fast. Although he still likes to use redundancies when speaking, he can basically understand what Qin Meng said, and he can barely communicate with each other.
In the pitiful eyes of the little one, Qin's father and Qin's mother went to work one after another, and Qin Meng forbade it to talk to others, otherwise it would not be able to eat the most delicious barbecue, even the ordinary roast chicken.
"Okay, today I'm going to teach you how to be a human, ah bah, a demon, how to survive in human society, and live well!"
"Ang...ang," Xiao BuDian replied casually, but secretly glanced at the TV.
Qin Meng frowned, and turned off the TV directly: "Please repeat, what did I just say?"
"Ding," anger value +99...
The little one glared at Qin Meng, but after all his arms couldn't lift his thighs, he scratched his head for a long time before Qiqi Ai replied: "Human, human... demon..."
While talking, Xiaobudian peeked at Qin Meng's expression, saw Qin Meng's expressionless face, and his immature voice became smaller and smaller: "Live... okay?"
Qin Meng: "???"
What the hell have you been listening to?Qin Meng was angry and funny, and said with a straight face: "I didn't listen to the lecture at all, and I'm not allowed to watch TV for two days!"
"Hmph," Xiao Budian shook his head, and didn't look at it, it's no big deal.
"Next, let's focus. I'll summarize the five virtues of being a demon for you. Remember to be a demon, not a demon. Sit down for me. What do you look like lying down!"
Xiao BuDian barely lifted his spirits, but he didn't watch any cartoons, and felt that the fox was in darkness, and he couldn't get excited about doing anything.
"Ahem," Qin Meng wondered if the punishment this time was a bit too severe, but now that the punishment is becoming less and less effective, he has no good solution for the time being.
"If you behave well, I can reward you with extra hours of TV watching today, and barbecue in the evening!"
Xiaobudian was refreshed, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, Ge You's paralyzed lying posture immediately turned into a good student, staring at Qin Meng without blinking.
"Well," Qin Meng nodded. Is this the right attitude? This is what I have painstakingly researched.
There are "One Million Ways to Survive Monsters", "The Five Virtues of Being a Monster", "How to Make a Monster King", "100 Ways to Deal with Danger",...
Wait, wait, the reason why these brilliant masterpieces can be written within a week is thanks to his telekinetic ability. With this telekinetic ability, he is a veritable tentacle monster.
It's nothing to take both hands off the keyboard and type 666. He didn't use his hands, and he finished writing these more than a dozen great books with hundreds of thousands of words in less than a week.
Basically, as long as he thinks about it in his head, he can finish typing with his Nianli Tentacle. Sometimes the thinking in his mind can't keep up with the speed of typing, and he is often in a daze, otherwise he can finish it in a day.
"What I told you today is the most important thing, and it's what you must keep in mind!"
Qin Meng looked solemn, "As long as you do what I say, no matter how big the basket you make, the boss will help you out, do you hear me?"
Xiao Budian nodded obediently, and did not refute Qin Meng.
"Okay, what I want to teach today is the five virtues of being a demon. What are the five virtues? Simply put, they are five words."
"Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust!"
"Do you know what it means?"
(End of this chapter)
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