The strongest tea ceremony

Chapter 53

"The great British writer Bacon said that reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people smart, mathematics makes people thoughtful, science makes people profound, ethics makes people solemn, and logic and rhetoric makes people eloquent."

Seeing Chen Long's serious look, Li Xuanling couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing.

Chen Long stepped in without knowing it, and asked suspiciously: "What are you laughing at? Am I wrong?"

"Yes, very correct!" Li Xuanling held back her smile and said solemnly, "Bacon, I'm still giving you steak!"

"Uh, hey, Miss Li, don't you want to treat me to dinner?" Chen Long patted his stomach, but he was a little hungry.

Li Xuanling was taken aback, you are really a hammer here and there, a mallet in the sky and the earth in the sky.After hesitating for a while, he smiled and said, "Chen Long, do you know what kind of person you are in my impression?"

"Oh? What's it like? Righteous, tall and handsome, suave, handsome, talented..." Chen Long raised his eyebrows and said quietly to himself.

"Pfft, hahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death?" Li Xuanling laughed loudly, "Well, it looks like I read it right, you are really talking nonsense!"

"What the hell? I'm very simple, okay?"

"..."

Li Xuanling pouted, "Sometimes, I feel like you are Yangchun Baixue; Elegy, hey, what is your zodiac sign?"

"Hahaha, I don't deny your evaluation!" Chen Long was amused by Li Xuanling's words, and smiled, "Is this related to any zodiac sign?"

"Of course, tell me, what is your zodiac sign?"

"Uh, I am the Son of Destiny, the Ninth Five-Year Lord!"

"Ah, unexpectedly, you belong to the dragon, not bad, not bad!"

"Huh? Is there any right or wrong?" Chen Long was confused.

Li Xuanling continued to ask: "Then what constellation are you from?"

"So, you know the constellations?"

"Oh, what a lot of nonsense, answer my question!"

"Aries!" Chen Long felt that he had been investigated for household registration. Why did she suddenly ask herself so many questions?And very strange question!

"Hahahaha, it really is a complex of contradictions!"

"What the hell, Aries is a complex of contradictions?"

Li Xuanling smiled and continued: "Think about it, the dragon's courage, decisiveness in killing, majestic, majestic, soaring in the nine heavens, how lofty it is! Also like you said, the real man, the ninth five My lord, however..."

She seemed to be trying to keep her secret, and when she changed the topic, she hesitated and paused.

Chen Long became interested, "But what? Could it be that you can tell fortunes? Witches?"

Li Xuanling raised her hand and patted Chen Long, pouted her lips, and muttered: "I hate it, you are a witch, no, you are a magic stick, hahaha..."

"Hey, hey...Miss Li, that's too much! I'm a good citizen!"

"Hahahaha, good people? Cough cough, but you are an Aries. Think about it seriously, baby sheep, docile and well-behaved, revealing weakness invisibly, obedient, hesitant, and lack of assertiveness. Scientifically demonstrate, are you What about the complex of contradictions?"

After hearing this, Chen Long gave a thumbs up and couldn't help admiring: "Gao, Master Li, you are amazing!"

"You are the master, little girl, that is based on a powerful knowledge system, the inferences made, not those magic fortune tellers in the world, just talking nonsense."

"Hahaha, I think you are a master!"

"Ah bah, Chen Long, you are so annoying, do you know that you are so easy to be single like this." Li Xuanling looked contemptuously.

Speaking of being single, Chen Long's sore spot was invisibly hit. A few days ago, his mother traveled thousands of miles to call and nagging, all kinds of urging marriage.

His current situation is really embarrassing. He was urged to marry to the point of insanity. If there was a mental hospital for urging marriage, he must have been hospitalized early.

I didn't know, I thought he had a problem with his sexual orientation, he was crooked!

But who knows the pain of being single, the kind of loneliness and coldness, I really want to sing a song of "Lonely Pillow" by Huajian Zhou, "... thinking of your dark night, I think of your face, repeatedly I can't sleep alone..."

That kind of expectation that you don't even know who to "miss you", and even loving someone is such a luxury, let alone being loved.

If you are not single, you will not understand this pain, this suffering, this helplessness.Even if you are not a hardcore single dog, you can't understand it.

Accompanying you is only the long dark night, the cold night, and the "five sisters" who know you and understand you.

"Hey...Miss Li, you have deeply abused animals like this, don't you know?" Chen Long said jokingly, "Why don't you introduce to me a few high-quality returnee single dogs?"

Li Xuanling smiled, "Brother Long, you think I'm stupid. With your talent, you should be a good pick-up girl, and you still need me to introduce you? In my opinion, you're single because your vision is too high."

Chen Long stared at Li Xuanling with a pair of innocent little eyes, he didn't even bother to defend himself, and it was the same reason again: his vision was too high!
You know, how low my vision is, there are only two requirements: female and alive!

If this continues, we can only continue to lower the requirements: female, live!

Even in the end, it was reduced to: it's okay to look like a female!

Excuse me, am I high-sighted?The conscience of heaven and earth!Those TV dramas are obviously blowing water, why don't you drop a sister Lin from the sky, why don't you drop a dominatrix for me!

"Uh, that, let's not talk about this heavy topic, sad!" Chen Long sighed infinitely, "Perhaps, I can only use an old saying to describe it: Those who know me say that I am worried; those who don't know me say what I want ?”

"It's a good sentence, 'Those who know me say that I worry about it, and those who don't know me say that I want it'. Who is not? How many people think that if I am successful in my studies and return from overseas, I will surely have the wind and the rain. .But who knows..."

"Aren't you trying to tell me that Bai Fumei, who comes from a wealthy businessman's family like you, also has worries."

"Hehe!" Li Xuanling smiled wryly a few times, and then sighed, "You know what the ancients said, once you enter a rich family, it's as deep as the sea. I come from such a family, everything is arranged, study, life, love, career, marriage ...Everything is arranged. I am like the shadow puppet in the shadow puppet show, but my fate is in the hands of the person who pulls the axis."

Chen Long felt a little sad when he heard it, and he didn't know how to enlighten and comfort Li Xuanling. This is probably life. Everyone lives on a different track, but they live with different helplessness and sadness.

"When I returned to China, my mother kept asking me to date Tian Shupeng more, saying that I am not young and should marry Tian Shupeng as soon as possible. Hehe, tell me, will I be happy if I marry such a person?"

(End of this chapter)