Datang: Kidnapping Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 5 Can You Stop Acting

The sun sets on the ancient road...

a path...

two horses...

Three figures, reflected obliquely in the grass beside the path...

Chu Tianyi was riding a horse, holding two ropes.

One of them was the bridle of another horse, and Li Shimin was riding on this horse with ropes tied to his hands.

The other tied Zhang Shenwei's hands, and the kid followed behind, trotting all the way, but he could barely keep up.

"What are you doing with this idiot, uh, idiot? I can't guarantee your safety by myself?"

Li Shimin imitated Chu Tianyi's speech, and suddenly felt that one word, "cool", and two words, "happy".

"Stupid, don't stare at me, Zhang Liang was also a loyal and brave general back then, but now he wants to harm me, and wait for me to go back and settle the score!"

"Little guy, how did you meet Changle?"

"She's only five years old, you didn't do anything, did you?"

"Ahem, I'm asking you something!"

"It's better for you to go back to Chang'an with me. I think you are also a talent. It's not a problem to be a servant."

"Inside chamberlain? Do you want me to be a eunuch?" Chu Tianyi said angrily.

Why is this Li Shimin like a chatterbox?
There is no record in history. Is Li Shimin a talker, or is this old boy doing it on purpose?
In the Tang Dynasty, no one should underestimate Li Er.

Even if I offended Tian Yan, but I saved your daughter in the end, let's pay for the same size, you can send people to hunt me down, but it would be too much for me to be a eunuch.

It is said that this guy has a thick skin, and he can really do this kind of thing.

"When do you plan to let me go back? I still have a lot of business to deal with, and there will be dozens of memorials every minute!"

Chu Tianyi got off his horse and put his ear to the ground: "There is a team of nearly a thousand imperial guards following, and we can't let you go, huh? Could it be that the legendary Mo Dao is behind them? This is the world-famous Xuanjia Army." ?”

Li Shimin looked surprised, talent, it is very powerful to be able to tell the number of people, but it is unbelievable that he can even tell that he is carrying a Modao.

"Li Er, can you stop acting, this is almost in front of you, can you still pretend not to see it?"

"Ah? Really, why didn't I see it, ha...haha..."

"Boys of Zhang Liang's family, go and tell them to stay where they are and stop chasing them!" Li Shimin ordered.

This is an endless loop. If you chase him so closely, this little guy won't let him go. Can't he chase him all the way to the Turkic Grassland?

Chu Tianyi let go of the rope in his hand, and kicked Zhang Shenwei's ass: "Hurry up, get out of here, I'll get angry when I see you an idiot!"

If it weren't for this idiot, how could I kidnap Li Shimin and ride a tiger?
Even if I can get out of here today, what to do in the future, and how to pick up the girl home, are all headaches.

Zhang Shenwei rolled and crawled, shouting while running: "I won't go, I want to protect Your Majesty, I want to die for Your Majesty, I..."

People ran farther and farther away, and their voices became smaller and smaller.

Chu Tianyi couldn't help but sighed with emotion: "I once said that being with idiots will easily lower your IQ, and you will become smarter only if you work with smart people."

Li Shimin fell into deep thought, as if since he took the throne, those ministers and generals have gradually become dull and confused.

Is this pretending to be a fool, trying to protect oneself wisely, or is there no sense of crisis after winning the world?
"Wait, did Confucius say something like this? When I get back, I have to ask that old guy Kong Yingda!"

Li Shimin became more and more interested in Chu Tianyi, and he didn't feel the slightest sense of class in this young man.

Like, this young man doesn't think of the emperor as the emperor at all.

Little did Li Shimin know that Chu Tianyi came from modern society, and the concept of equality for everyone had long been engraved in his bones.

"Not only are you skilled, but your knowledge is also extraordinary. Are you interested..."

"I'm not interested in being a eunuch!"

Chu Tianyi glanced at Li Shimin, full of murderous intent, if you plan on my brother again, even if I try my best to change history, I will kill you, a cheeky old bastard.

Li Shimin shrugged his shoulders and moved his buttocks. He was really tired after walking all the way.

The two walked all the way to the Weishui River, Chu Tianyi reined in the reins, and got off the horse.

"Ding, the system prompts that the little girl has returned to the palace. The mission is completed and a bottle of antibiotics will be rewarded."

A white plastic bottle appeared in Chu Tianyi's hand.

"Ding……"

Immediately afterwards, the system sound rang again.

"Ding, system task, the host keeps his promise, pick up the little girl home, and reward a bottle of asthma spray!"

"Ding, system task, old boss Bo Yuntian, taking the little girl home is a white lie, reward a bottle of Viagra!"

"Ding, host, please choose one of the two and complete the task."

"Ding, asthma spray, a special drug for treating asthma, it can cure the symptoms, but not the root cause!"

"Ding, the new generation of great god Viagra, you must use it!"

Chu Tianyi's tense heartstrings just let go, but immediately tensed again.

According to historical records, Princess Changle suffered from asthma. The system did not give her a choice, but she clearly had no choice!

At this very moment, a faint killing intent came from not far away.

Chu Tianyi frowned, and instinctively put his right hand on his waist.

As a gust of wind blew, there was a "rustling" sound from the grass, like footsteps and breathing.

"Oh, it seems that I still underestimate the ancients!"

Li Shimin got off his horse, and the murderous intent immediately disappeared without a trace: "Boy, it's just you and me here, why are you still so vigilant?"

"Are you sure, it's just you and me?" Chu Tianyi curled his lips, this bastard has already spoken nonsense.

There are at least two people hidden around, or even more.

At the moment when the spirit was relaxed just now, one of them wanted to make a move, so the killing intent leaked out.

No wonder the Xuanjia Army stopped easily. It turns out that this old guy still has a second hand.

"After crossing the Wei River, the world is so big, you can go there as much as you like, what else can I do to you?"

"The world is so big, and it's also the territory of the Tang Dynasty. If your majesty wants me, where else can I go? I'm still waiting for the girl to recover from her illness and take her home!"

Chu Tianyi sneered and said, I am so mad at you, you old bastard.

In order to save your daughter, I kidnapped you recklessly, and you still beat me in a nonsensical way, am I easy to bully?
Li Shimin squinted, looking at Chu Tianyi with a cold expression, and felt a stuffy toothache.

This kid doesn't care about anything, but he has always held the initiative, and dared to speak boldly, saying that he would take my daughter home, that is my daughter!
Thinking of this, Li Shimin felt that it was necessary to hit this little bastard hard in front of his daughter.

"If you want to pick up Chang Le, then you have to stand in front of me openly, I don't think you can do it!"

"If I can, so what?"

"Hahaha, if you can come to Wude Hall and come before me, I will not only forgive your sins, but also marry Changle to you!" Li Shimin laughed loudly and continued: "But if you can't If you arrive, I will exile you to the grassland, how about that?!"

This world belongs to me, if I don't let go, how can you be called upright?

After I let go, I will trample you to death in front of Changle!
Bet me, you little bastard.

"Okay, then it's settled!"

"Hey? So happy? Fuck...don't go, leave one horse behind, how can I go back?!"

(End of this chapter)