Datang: Kidnapping Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 45 I'm So Crazy

"What's wrong with calligraphy, is it against the law?" Chu Tianyi said coldly.

"Boy, what's your attitude?!" Li Shimin wanted to slap the table angrily.

This world belongs to me, if I say you break the law, you break the law.

Do you really think I won't get mad?

What's wrong with me being a fool?
If you have the ability, let those old guys like Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda block my door again!
"Father..." Chang Le hurriedly stood in front of Chu Tianyi, pouted.

"Daughter, you..."

"Don't worry, my in-laws, I'll teach him a lesson!" Mrs. Chu turned around, turned her back to Li Shimin, and faced Chu Tianyi, her voice was sharp, but with a smile in her eyes: "Son, why are you talking to your elders? Hurry up and get the dishes done." , make braised pork today!"

After finishing speaking, he touched Changle's hair secretly, we are a wife here, and I know how to protect my husband.

"By the way, get some more cream, mother will make a big cake for my daughter-in-law, and my mother-in-law will also taste it!"

When Empress Changsun heard the words, she squinted her eyes and kept laughing, which was why she had to follow. The atmosphere was so happy.

Only Liu Hongji, with a sullen face, didn't dare to say a word, didn't dare to express a single expression.

Who knows if it will become a blame again?

"You, what's your attitude?" Li Shimin was furious. I just like calligraphy. What's wrong?
This kid has a bad attitude, can't I say anything more?

Chu Tianyi also felt that what he said today was a bit serious, and Li Shimin clearly did not do anything this time, but he was too defensive.

After all, he is the king of a country and the father of Changle, so I will give him some face today: "Girl, as a child, you must not be rude to your parents, do you understand!"

Chang Le tilted his head, thought carefully, and said: "Brother is right, Chang Le is going to bake sweet potatoes for Father, Mother, and Aunt!"

After finishing speaking, he happily ran to the kitchen. "Haha, you can play with fire openly again..."

"Bastard boy, this is my daughter. I haven't educated me yet, so why are you!"

"Hey?" Chu Tianyi pointed to himself, and said in disbelief, "I asked Chang Le to respect you, or is it my fault?"

"God's will is right, don't listen to your uncle's nonsense!" Queen Changsun said.

She really didn't expect that Chu Tianyi would educate Chang Le in such a way. If it were those treacherous villains, they would probably be overwhelmed by Chang Le's protection.

Originally, I thought that marrying Changle to Chu Tianyi would be a pity to my brother, after all, Changsun Chong is a nephew of my mother's family.

From the looks of it now, daughters are the most important thing. At worst, if we have a few more daughters in the future, we can't all marry Xiao Tianyi, right?
Thinking of this, Empress Changsun gave Li Shimin a flamboyant look, which made Li Shimin tremble all over, and all the anger disappeared in an instant.

"Yeah? What's going on here? Why is it that Guanyin's servant girl is different immediately after she comes here? Zhuzu...it seems that I will come here more often in the future!"

In this regard, Li Shimin is deeply touched.

Empress Changsun refused to let him come to the Lizheng Palace, he forced him to come to the Lizheng Palace, and even offered him to come to the Lizheng Palace. The feeling of enjoying is completely different.

"God's will, Bengong... Cough, apart from braised pork, what else would Auntie want to eat today..."

"BBQ?"

"Yes, this is the BBQ, but there are still ingredients?"

"Don't worry, Auntie, we have a lot of ingredients. I'll prepare the charcoal fire right away. That... Apprentice, hurry up and get the oven out!"

"Wait, let's get more lamb loins, oysters and the like. They tasted good last time." As he said that, he glanced at Li Shimin flirtatiously again.

"Yes, boy, you're right to listen to your aunt, this time I got more, last time it was too little, more than half of it went into Zhijie's stomach!"

"Ah?" Chu Tianyi was dumbfounded. What the hell should I say?
At the same time, Liu Hongji had already sneaked into the corner of the yard, the shock in his heart had reached its peak.

Am I dreaming, or am I insane?
Why can't I understand a word you said?

This kid is undoubtedly the young man who hijacked His Majesty and pierced his palm, but how did he become Zhang Baozang's master again?
What kind of Q is this B? Could it be another powerful hidden weapon?
No, no, my thoughts are messed up, this is clearly a kind of food!
soon.

The oven was set up, and the charcoal fire was lit again.

Liu Hongji pursed his lips, what the hell, he said it so mysteriously, it turned out he was eating barbecue!
Back then, whether it was on the battlefield or traveling in the rivers and lakes, I ate too much barbecue in the wilderness.There is no taste, just a full stomach.

"Hey, isn't this the pretender? Is your hand ready?"

Chu Tianyi had seen Liu Hongji a long time ago, and now that he has arrived at my house, he still looks disdainful, who is he pretending to be with?

Empress Changsun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "What are you pretending... Cough, God's will, Master Liu will cooperate with you to promote pork in the future. After today, you have to ask Master Liu for advice."

Liu Hongji was born as a ranger. He had visited almost every corner of the Tang Dynasty and understood the customs and customs of each place.

The most important point is that the aristocratic family behind him is not strong, so he was selected by Li Shimin to carry out this task.

Chu Tianyi quickly gave Li Shimin a look: "Are you serious? This Liu Hongji knows how to do business?"

Business is not simple. It doesn't just require you to know kung fu. It requires brains and a sense of the world. What if Liu Hongji pretends to be cool and shoots people with concealed weapons when they disagree?
"Of course I'm serious, can I still be joking with you kid?" Li Shimin immediately returned a look.

How much benefit will it be to form a national monopoly when pork comes out?

If those aristocratic families unite and want a share of the pie, even I will have to retreat from such a powerful force.

For this reason, I want to push you to the bright side to attract firepower, and you kid will definitely bear the brunt.

At that time, overt and covert temptations and some shady methods will definitely be indispensable.

Let Liu Hongji cooperate with you and block some secret tricks at any time. Why can't you see my good intentions?

But it's no wonder, my mind is so complicated, it's really not easy to see it.

Li Shimin sighed, patted Chu Tianyi's shoulder helplessly, his eyes kept flickering: "You are still young, I don't blame you!"

Chu Tianyi opened his mouth in a daze, but couldn't say a word, what the hell, what did I do, don't you blame me?
"Hahaha, you sometimes don't understand, kid!" Li Shimin was happy, and gave another look: "You believe me, can I still lie to you?"

"Pull it down, why does my back feel cold, do you have some conspiracy?" Chu Tianyi returned his gaze.

"Oops." Li Shimin quickly retracted his eyes, a little carried away with complacency: "This kid is a monkey and a monkey, so you can't be seen!"

Chu Tianyi followed closely: "Your Majesty, tell the truth, are you still planning on my mother?"

"Boy..." Li Shimin was shocked when he heard the words, and a look of resentment drifted across: "The two of us are looking here because of the national event of selling pork. What does it have to do with your mother?"

This matter must be explained clearly, otherwise... Li Shimin looked at Empress Changsun, and suddenly felt a little guilty.

Chu Tianyi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his head to look elsewhere: "In that case, I can rest assured!"

Liu Hongji was completely stunned, his head turned back and forth following the eyes of the two of them, I'm so... I'm so crazy...

(End of this chapter)