Datang: Kidnapping Li Shimin at the beginning
Chapter 199 You want to threaten me again?
Chapter 199 You want to threaten me again?
When Chu Tianyi came back, the morning court had already left.
Li Shimin was about to leave the Tai Chi Hall, when he saw Chu Tianyi came back, he immediately drooped his face and asked, "Why are you so slow, kid, and let me wait for you!"
"Your Majesty, if I come back one step later, you won't know which concubine's bedroom you have arrived at. Do you mean to wait for me?"
"Fart, it's broad daylight, why am I going to the bedroom!"
Li Shimin almost didn't switch up in one breath, but fortunately Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda all left.
If this matter is spread and rumors hurt people, wouldn't Li Shimin become a foolish king?
"By the way, I have something to ask you..."
Li Shimin reacted suddenly, suppressed the anger in his heart in an instant, looked around, um, there was no one, and then said in a low voice: "That evildoer, no matter how hard I try now, she doesn't say a word, and she's dry. It almost made me bald, what is going on here?"
This matter has become Li Shimin's heart disease!
"What are you talking about? Why are you silent, why are you bald? What are you doing?"
Chu Tianyi raised his head and looked at Li Shimin blankly.
There are enough times of confusion today, can you make it clear?
You ancients like to play sharp and guess riddles when you speak.
Are you tired?
No wonder none of you live long!
"you……"
Li Shimin blushed, how could such a thing be explained?
How dare you tell a big guy...
"Boy, just come with me!"
Li Shimin dragged Chu Tianyi all the way to the harem.
Chu Tianyi was also curious, why was he so bald?
Li Shimin waved away the maids and eunuchs, walked to the door, and looked around furtively.
Caution is the boat……
If Wei Zheng and others found out about entering the concubine's bedroom in broad daylight, it would at most block the door.
But if they entered the evildoer's door and were found out, these old guys could line up and bump into the pillars next to each other.
King Zhou was subjugated because of evildoers, and Li Shimin knew it better than anyone else.
"Well, no one, kid, come in quickly!"
"Your Majesty, can you deceive yourself any more?"
If it was Li Tai, Chu Tianyi would definitely slap him.
You walked to the door and let those eunuchs and maids leave. Who else do you want to hide?
Do you know how many people's eyeliners are those eunuchs and court ladies?
Harem's...
The foreign minister's...
something...
Are you looking for excitement on purpose?
"Boy, what are you thinking, hurry up!" Li Shimin urged.
"Damn, Li Er, it's just this time, and next time, I won't serve you!"
It was because Li Yuanqing had to arrange for the deputy commander that Li Shimin dragged him in.
As everyone knows...
This scene was seen by the two eunuchs and court ladies who had just had time to go outside and had not yet turned the corner.
The two eunuchs and court ladies turned pale with fright, and walked even more hastily.
inside the room.
Bodo knot wild clothes version inflatable doll, lying flat on the bed, covered with a silk quilt.
Li Shimin gently lifted the quilt, poked it with his fingers, turned his head and said: "Look, before I just poked her, she would make a sound, but now it doesn't work."
Then he lifted all the quilts, and said: "It used to be... ahem, but it doesn't work anymore."
"Boy, quickly untie the seal and let me take a look, is this evildoer already dead?"
Chu Tianyi frowned, no way, is this inflatable doll broken?
"System, what's going on?"
"Ding, the system prompts that this inflatable doll has been used too many times, the battery is exhausted, and the built-in lubricating oil is also exhausted!"
"Wait, this is the latest version of the semi-mechanical smart doll. Doesn't it mean that the frequency of once every three days can be used for a year without maintenance?"
"Ding, the host carefully read the instruction manual and said that the system admires it!"
"Wait, could it be..."
Chu Tianyi looked at Li Shimin in disbelief, no wonder you are bald, if you weren't bald, then there would be no reason.
"Boy, I asked you to save this monster, what do you think I'm doing?" Li Shimin asked dissatisfied.
"I see how extravagant you really are!"
If it is repaired, what if Li Shimin indulges too much and dies earlier than the historical records?
But looking at it from another angle, without this inflatable doll, would Li Shimin be idle?
There are many women in the harem!
"Your Majesty, you can let me take action, but you have to promise me one thing!"
"Huh?" Li Shimin immediately became alert: "Boy, are you trying to threaten me again?"
"Just say yes or no!" Chu Tianyi said angrily.
"What do you say first, I have to think about it!" Li Shimin took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to kill, and calmed down.
You kid didn't say anything, just let me agree, can I easily agree?
If you take a fancy to any of my concubines, will I give it to you too?
"My request is very simple, to remove Changsun Jiaqing from the position of deputy commander of the guards. As for the new deputy commander of the guards, I will choose myself!" Chu Tianyi said.
That Li Yuanqing is actually pretty good.
That kid can bend and stretch, and his brain turns very fast.
Cultivate it well, maybe future students will have to recite the biography of a character when they study history, why not do it?
"What a big deal, it's a false alarm for me!"
Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief, isn't he just the deputy commander of the guards, in fact, it doesn't make any difference to him who is the deputy commander.
"I answer... wait, kid, what if I don't agree?"
Suddenly, Li Shimin realized, I am the emperor, are you negotiating terms with me?
"Ha ha……"
Chu Tianyi showed a sneer: "About terms? Why are you talking so nicely? I'm not negotiating terms, but threatening you!"
"Boy, you are presumptuous!" Li Shimin was furious.
"Okay, it's just the two of us in the room. If it's okay, you can give me a sweet word!" Chu Tianyi said impatiently.
"You fart, don't you still have this monster?!"
Li Shimin pointed to Bodo Yeyuyi on the bed, she is sane, she is watching you threaten me now.
If I was threatened by you, one day, after I thought of a way to force you to break the seal, what if she looked down on me?
after all……
I'm bald now, and I don't look like a man at all!
"Suffer to face and suffer!"
Chu Tianyi beckoned, come on, let's stay away and say, "Can you tell me?"
"Okay, that's it!"
"Then you go out first, give me half an hour!"
"You boy... No, I don't agree with the lonely man and widow living in the same room!"
"Don't agree? If you don't agree, I won't repair it!"
"You... why are you still threatening me?!"
(End of this chapter)
When Chu Tianyi came back, the morning court had already left.
Li Shimin was about to leave the Tai Chi Hall, when he saw Chu Tianyi came back, he immediately drooped his face and asked, "Why are you so slow, kid, and let me wait for you!"
"Your Majesty, if I come back one step later, you won't know which concubine's bedroom you have arrived at. Do you mean to wait for me?"
"Fart, it's broad daylight, why am I going to the bedroom!"
Li Shimin almost didn't switch up in one breath, but fortunately Wei Zheng and Kong Yingda all left.
If this matter is spread and rumors hurt people, wouldn't Li Shimin become a foolish king?
"By the way, I have something to ask you..."
Li Shimin reacted suddenly, suppressed the anger in his heart in an instant, looked around, um, there was no one, and then said in a low voice: "That evildoer, no matter how hard I try now, she doesn't say a word, and she's dry. It almost made me bald, what is going on here?"
This matter has become Li Shimin's heart disease!
"What are you talking about? Why are you silent, why are you bald? What are you doing?"
Chu Tianyi raised his head and looked at Li Shimin blankly.
There are enough times of confusion today, can you make it clear?
You ancients like to play sharp and guess riddles when you speak.
Are you tired?
No wonder none of you live long!
"you……"
Li Shimin blushed, how could such a thing be explained?
How dare you tell a big guy...
"Boy, just come with me!"
Li Shimin dragged Chu Tianyi all the way to the harem.
Chu Tianyi was also curious, why was he so bald?
Li Shimin waved away the maids and eunuchs, walked to the door, and looked around furtively.
Caution is the boat……
If Wei Zheng and others found out about entering the concubine's bedroom in broad daylight, it would at most block the door.
But if they entered the evildoer's door and were found out, these old guys could line up and bump into the pillars next to each other.
King Zhou was subjugated because of evildoers, and Li Shimin knew it better than anyone else.
"Well, no one, kid, come in quickly!"
"Your Majesty, can you deceive yourself any more?"
If it was Li Tai, Chu Tianyi would definitely slap him.
You walked to the door and let those eunuchs and maids leave. Who else do you want to hide?
Do you know how many people's eyeliners are those eunuchs and court ladies?
Harem's...
The foreign minister's...
something...
Are you looking for excitement on purpose?
"Boy, what are you thinking, hurry up!" Li Shimin urged.
"Damn, Li Er, it's just this time, and next time, I won't serve you!"
It was because Li Yuanqing had to arrange for the deputy commander that Li Shimin dragged him in.
As everyone knows...
This scene was seen by the two eunuchs and court ladies who had just had time to go outside and had not yet turned the corner.
The two eunuchs and court ladies turned pale with fright, and walked even more hastily.
inside the room.
Bodo knot wild clothes version inflatable doll, lying flat on the bed, covered with a silk quilt.
Li Shimin gently lifted the quilt, poked it with his fingers, turned his head and said: "Look, before I just poked her, she would make a sound, but now it doesn't work."
Then he lifted all the quilts, and said: "It used to be... ahem, but it doesn't work anymore."
"Boy, quickly untie the seal and let me take a look, is this evildoer already dead?"
Chu Tianyi frowned, no way, is this inflatable doll broken?
"System, what's going on?"
"Ding, the system prompts that this inflatable doll has been used too many times, the battery is exhausted, and the built-in lubricating oil is also exhausted!"
"Wait, this is the latest version of the semi-mechanical smart doll. Doesn't it mean that the frequency of once every three days can be used for a year without maintenance?"
"Ding, the host carefully read the instruction manual and said that the system admires it!"
"Wait, could it be..."
Chu Tianyi looked at Li Shimin in disbelief, no wonder you are bald, if you weren't bald, then there would be no reason.
"Boy, I asked you to save this monster, what do you think I'm doing?" Li Shimin asked dissatisfied.
"I see how extravagant you really are!"
If it is repaired, what if Li Shimin indulges too much and dies earlier than the historical records?
But looking at it from another angle, without this inflatable doll, would Li Shimin be idle?
There are many women in the harem!
"Your Majesty, you can let me take action, but you have to promise me one thing!"
"Huh?" Li Shimin immediately became alert: "Boy, are you trying to threaten me again?"
"Just say yes or no!" Chu Tianyi said angrily.
"What do you say first, I have to think about it!" Li Shimin took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to kill, and calmed down.
You kid didn't say anything, just let me agree, can I easily agree?
If you take a fancy to any of my concubines, will I give it to you too?
"My request is very simple, to remove Changsun Jiaqing from the position of deputy commander of the guards. As for the new deputy commander of the guards, I will choose myself!" Chu Tianyi said.
That Li Yuanqing is actually pretty good.
That kid can bend and stretch, and his brain turns very fast.
Cultivate it well, maybe future students will have to recite the biography of a character when they study history, why not do it?
"What a big deal, it's a false alarm for me!"
Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief, isn't he just the deputy commander of the guards, in fact, it doesn't make any difference to him who is the deputy commander.
"I answer... wait, kid, what if I don't agree?"
Suddenly, Li Shimin realized, I am the emperor, are you negotiating terms with me?
"Ha ha……"
Chu Tianyi showed a sneer: "About terms? Why are you talking so nicely? I'm not negotiating terms, but threatening you!"
"Boy, you are presumptuous!" Li Shimin was furious.
"Okay, it's just the two of us in the room. If it's okay, you can give me a sweet word!" Chu Tianyi said impatiently.
"You fart, don't you still have this monster?!"
Li Shimin pointed to Bodo Yeyuyi on the bed, she is sane, she is watching you threaten me now.
If I was threatened by you, one day, after I thought of a way to force you to break the seal, what if she looked down on me?
after all……
I'm bald now, and I don't look like a man at all!
"Suffer to face and suffer!"
Chu Tianyi beckoned, come on, let's stay away and say, "Can you tell me?"
"Okay, that's it!"
"Then you go out first, give me half an hour!"
"You boy... No, I don't agree with the lonely man and widow living in the same room!"
"Don't agree? If you don't agree, I won't repair it!"
"You... why are you still threatening me?!"
(End of this chapter)
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