Datang: Kidnapping Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 193 Diarrhea is also contagious?

The scene in the Tai Chi Hall became very complicated.

Li Chengqian stared at all civil and military officials...

"I'm already pretending to be aggressive, you guys have a quick look!"

Who knows if Li Shimin will change his mind after a while, and act quickly if he has the chance.

Someone is pretending, why don't you hurry up and watch it?
Civil and military officials stared at Li Jing...

"Your Majesty has cigarettes, that's normal, why do you have them too?"

"Your Majesty traveled around the rivers and lakes back then, and went to many corners and corners. It's normal to have some weird things, why do you have them?

"Hey, General Li is one of the Three Heroes of the Wind and Dust. He is no worse than His Majesty in terms of walking the rivers and lakes, right?"

"I heard that His Majesty also chased after Hong Fu Nu back then. This is a big secret, so please don't tell it."

"Hey, how do you know?"

"Hahaha, we all know it!"

Li Jing stared at Changsun Wuji...

"You short fat man, are you going to be awesome?"

"If you have the ability, you can put a cigarette in your mouth. If you have it, I will lose!"

He almost worked his life out yesterday to satisfy Hong Fu Nu and gave him a cigarette.

I was almost late for the court today, and now I feel strenuous standing here.

This cigarette is his biggest capital to suppress Changsun Wuji's head.

Changsun Wuji stared at Li Shimin...

"Your Majesty, you are too stingy. We are still working together to set up a factory. Now you don't even give me a cigarette!"

"Am I still your uncle? Do you think I will go and complain to your daughter-in-law after I go down to court?"

"Wait for me to send you beautiful women, let my sister clean up yours!"

"Wait for me to provoke Chu Tianyi into cuckolding you!"

Li Shimin stared at Chu Tianyi...

"You little bastard, you gave Li Jing the cigarettes so quickly, I haven't pretended enough!"

"If this happens, the atmosphere is no longer right. Or should we withdraw from the government?"

"Hmph, bastard!"

Li Shimin snorted angrily. It was obvious that Li Jing had gone to the small courtyard on the outskirts of the city.

Chu Tianyi stared at Cheng Yaojin again...

Something is wrong, absolutely something is wrong, Cheng Yaojin is too calm!

Cheng Yaojin went to the suburban courtyard with Li Jing, and took a pack of cigarettes alone.

Now that even Li Jing is showing off, Cheng Yaojin will keep silent?
Do not……

This is not keeping silent, but looking up arrogantly, with his nostrils pointing towards the sky.

as if...

He seemed to be jokingly watching a group of jumping clowns, ready to strike at any moment.

Cheng Yaojin didn't come to court yesterday, and he said he was on sick leave, could it be...

Chu Tian realized all the key points, but he just couldn't figure out what Cheng Yaojin wanted to do.

Slowly, even Li Shimin noticed something.

Then there is Li Jing...

Next is Changsun Wuji...

Then came the civil and military officials...

Li Chengqian realized later...

Cheng Yaojin didn't do anything, just by raising his head and nostrils, he got everyone's attention.

"Hahaha……"

"You guys are still very knowledgeable. When it comes to smoking, you have to look to me, Lao Cheng!"

Cheng Yaojin looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, and the scene of going to the small courtyard in the suburbs with Li Jing after the court yesterday came to mind.

At that time, Cheng Yaojin regretted it, and should not have taken Li Jing with him.

How can two people stand out in the limelight compared to one person in the limelight?
It's too late!

But who is Cheng Yaojin, how could he be stumped by such a thing?
and so……

I didn't go to court yesterday because...

"Clap clap clap!"

Cheng Yaojin made stiff mechanical movements, like a mechanical dance, dancing with hands and feet.

In the process, a cigarette slipped from his sleeve to his hand.

"Shh..."

inserted into the nostrils.

As they approached, there was a crisp sound of "pop", and they made fire out of thin air, and sucked hard.

"Huh...cough cough cough..."

"Hahaha, who can compare to me, Cheng Yaojin!"

I practiced at home for a day yesterday, and invented the preparatory action of smoking in the nostrils, just to make a blockbuster today.

I am different from you, this is called maverick!

"Liu Hongji, have you seen that this is the highest level of pretense!"

"Yuchi Heitantou, you can carry my shoes for me from now on!"

"Son-in-law, do you think I, Old Cheng, wouldn't know if you didn't tell me? This cigarette is not meant to be smoked with your mouth!"

Isn't the thickness of the cigarette exactly the nostrils?
Have you seen this boy Chu Tianyi smoking with his mouth?
This kid is also very insidious, he must have deliberately let others suck it with his mouth, he is so unique!
Everyone was dumbfounded.

Li Jing opened his mouth dully, the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground without realizing it.

Li Shimin was also dumbfounded, did I make a mistake too?
That's not right, Chu Tianyi, the little bastard, just said to smack with his mouth, why did he stick it in his nostrils?

YoYo……

It’s quite exciting to smoke!

Li Chengqian was also stunned, but because the fire had already reached his fingers, he was the first to react, and quickly lit another cigarette and stuffed it into his nose.

Then he showed a calm look, as if he knew that this was how he smoked.

"you……"

Chu Tianyi quickly took a deep breath, and then resisted the urge to yell.

What the hell is this group of things?
Isn't it normal to see some modern things?

A group of people who created the eternally famous Zhenguan Reign, why are they so stupid?
Do not……

This can no longer be called a tiger, at least it is a tiger!
"Chu Tianyi, how dare you lie to me!" Li Shimin asked loudly.

When it comes to which is the real smoking action, Li Shimin actually can't make up his mind.

Seeing Cheng Yaojin's nostrils now, I always feel that this action should attract more attention.

"Hey? Stop, what are you doing?"

"Presumptuous, this is the early court, I haven't said to retreat yet!"

"My... boy, you are the commander of the guards, I am in danger!"

Chu Tianyi had already reached the gate of the Tai Chi Hall, stopped, turned around, and raised his middle finger in one go.

"Your Majesty, I have diarrhea, I can't help it, I have to go to the toilet immediately!"

"Get out now!"

Li Shimin waved his hand angrily, it's really bad luck: "You go to the toilet, what kind of middle finger are you holding up, there's something wrong, shit!"

"Depend on?"

A group of ministers showed doubts on their faces. Isn't this a greeting?

"Your Majesty, I also have a stomachache, and I have to go to the toilet!" Liu Hongji lowered his head, covered his stomach, and ran away.

After leaving the gate, Liu Hongji looked at Chu Tianyi's back and hurriedly chased after him.

Is that even a question?
Chu Tianyi is the most critical point if he wants to keep up with the trend and be able to stand in the pretending team.

Who did I, Liu Hongji, pretend to be afraid of?
but now……

It is a personal pretentious method, which is far superior to him by many times.

This is absolutely intolerable!
"Your Majesty, I also have a stomachache!"

Yuchi bowed his hands respectfully, turned and left.

He didn't have much friendship with Chu Tianyi, but he knew Liu Hongji very well.

In the past, his sense of existence was higher than that of Cheng Yaojin, but these days, no one paid any attention to him.

How does this work?
"Your Majesty, I'm about to... I'm about to die!" Qin Qiong waved, "Jingde, wait for me, hurry up... support me!"

"Ahem..." Li Xiaogong didn't even say a word, he coughed twice, covered his stomach with his hands, and pretended to say everything.

After a while, more than half of the generals in the Taiji Hall ran away, leaving only the civil servants, looking at each other in blank dismay.

Can diarrhea be contagious?

(End of this chapter)