Rebirth: Reading Becomes a God
Chapter 752 Subverting Again
Chapter 752 Subverting Again
Ye Chen smiled wryly.
"Master Tiger, don't be as knowledgeable as me, I really don't know."
Master Tiger gasped in pain.
This Ye Chen doesn't seem to have much cultivation, but why is the handprint so big?
With his cultivation in the late stage of transforming gods, he couldn't bear it?
Is it natural power?
Damn, what a bad luck.
"Whether I'm Old Tan or not, I'm so curious! Why do you always like to beat Old Tan's brains?"
Ye Chen replied solemnly: "You don't know, in fact, Lao Tan is not Lao Tan's life, but when he was young, his head was like a wooden fish. Everyone likes to knock. As time goes by, this has become our way of greeting. Tiger Lord, I'm really sorry, you should punish me, otherwise I will feel guilty."
Master Hu took a deep breath, looking at the aggrieved Ye Chen, he couldn't get angry at all.
"Oh, forget it, forget it! Who made this a misunderstanding! Remember, I'm wearing red clothes, don't hit me again."
"Yeah, I'll definitely remember this time."
Ye Chen nodded frantically, just like a good baby.
"Okay, let's go back."
"Yeah, thank you Tiger Lord."
Ye Chen returned to his seat again, Mr. Nie's admiration for Ye Chen has risen to a very high level.
Again and again, not again and again.
Ye Chen broke the conventional record.
"Are you a god? The tricks of one ring after another make the dead bald head lose his temper at all. Admiration, admiration!"
Mr. Nie said, "Brother, my name is Nie Yi. I don't know your brother Gao's last name?"
"Under Ye Chen."
Immediately, Ye Chen smiled disdainfully: "This is wisdom, but it's nothing? If I want to knock, I can knock him four, five, six or seven."
But this time Nie Yi didn't believe it again.
She glanced at her mouth and said: "If you have the ability, you can knock twice, and I can promise you one more condition, how about it?"
"There's no point in always beating your brains."
Ye Chen pondered for a while and said: "How about this, I scolded him madly in front of him, but he would not get angry at me, but would laugh out loud instead, believe it or not?"
"Ah? Is there still such an operation? Could it be that you knocked the dead bald head into a fool before? I don't believe it."
"Hmph, young master, don't listen to his bragging. It was just his luck before."
"That's right, if he scolds people in the past this time, he will definitely be beaten into a sieve."
"You may even be beaten to death!"
……
Ye Chen hurt one of their companions, and they were naturally resentful.
But Nie Yi refused to let him do anything, so he could only bear with it and uttered a few teasing words.
"Don't believe it? Then look at it."
Ye Chen walked towards Lord Tiger again.
In fact, Ye Chen sympathized with him more in his heart, a good meal was messed up by Ye Chen.
But there is no way, who made him so prominent.
Nie's eyes were full of surprise, she hoped that Ye Chen could create a miracle and rescue her from everyone.
Ye Chen came to Lord Tiger's dining table again.
This time Master Hu learned to be smart, he was afraid that Ye Chen would knock his head off, so he specially wore a protective headgear.
"What are you doing? You don't want to play me anymore, do you?"
Ye Chen smiled slightly: "How can it be? Lord Tiger, let me toast you a glass of wine and thank you for your forgiveness."
"Oh, that's about it."
Ye Chen said lightly: "Xiao Er, give Lord Tiger a three-star exotic beast crossing the river carp, I'm treating you."
"what?"
Lord Tiger was surprised.
Is this kid so rich?
One must know that a cross-river carp is worth thousands of spirit crystals. It is not only rich in nutritional value, but also contains spiritual power that is beneficial to cultivators.
Unexpectedly, he could get a blessing in disguise and have a good meal.
After a while, the carp from across the river came up.
Master Tiger's eyes suddenly shone brightly.
He has never eaten this kind of food in his life, and he was about to move his chopsticks, but he was afraid that Ye Chen would play tricks on him again.
So, he said, "Little brother, this thing is expensive, why don't you pay the money first."
"no problem."
Ye Chen said boldly.
After paying the money, Lord Tiger completely lost his guard and began to feast on it.
"Master Tiger, we don't know each other. In my hometown, everyone calls me "going to heaven and earth, omnipotent, handsome, and suave. I have thousands of 'fans' and fascinate thousands of girls. I am called a flower. The jade-faced little white dragon with pear blossoms pressed against begonias——Wei Xiaobao."
"It turned out to be Brother Wei."
"Come, Lord Tiger, drink!"
"drink!"
Down with a glass of spirits.
Ye Chen picked up the river carp and was about to leave, he said flatly: "Master Tiger, we will see you next time!"
"Wait a moment."
Lord Tiger frowned.
Didn't the crossing river carp say it was given to him?
Why did you take it back?
Could it be that Wei Xiaobao just wanted to give him a few bites?
How could this work? He was already attracted by the delicacy of Guojiang carp just now, how could he let it go so easily?
"Wei Xiaobao, quickly put down my river carp."
"Huh? Your cross-river carp? Didn't I order this?"
Master Hu flashed a sly smile: "Haha, it's ridiculous, how do you prove that it's yours? Call out and see if it agrees?"
Ye Chen secretly smiled in his heart: I am waiting for your words.
But Ye Chen didn't show any emotion on the surface, he nodded silently, and stretched out his fingers.
It seems to be pointing at this river carp, but in fact it is pointing at Lord Tiger.
He said, "Guo Jiang Li, Guo Jiang Li, are you mine?"
"Huh? Don't say it, answer Master Tiger quickly and tell it that you are mine."
"What? Hahaha! This kid actually talks to fish? And it's a dead fish. Damn it, it turns out he's so mentally retarded."
But if you call this fish, it will not agree.
There seemed to be endless anger in Ye Chen's heart, and he immediately cursed: "Are you so deaf? I told you that you didn't hear? Hurry up and talk, aha, why is there a smile on the corner of your mouth?"
This sudden curse stunned everyone present.
what's the situation?
Wasn't it fine just now?
This is turning heads?
"Hahaha! You idiot, you're laughing to death!"
Master Hu clutched his stomach, out of breath from laughing.
Ok?
People don't know why.
"What's the situation? Did Wei Xiaobao knock Master Tiger into a fool? Why is he still laughing at being scolded?"
"And this smile looks like he won a lottery. Could it be that he has a tendency to be abused?"
Nie Yi was completely speechless.
She couldn't figure out why Lord Tiger would laugh so happily when Ye Chen scolded him, who was like an animal!
Ye Chen still didn't give up, took a deep breath and said: "I made you laugh, you are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, the murderer of a blocked septic tank. Are you still laughing? You big fool, Mentally retarded, imbecile!"
Lord Tiger laughed even louder than he could have imagined.
Looking at Ye Chen, who is both talented and handsome, he is a big fool, and he can scold a river carp for such a long time.
"Yes, yes, keep on laughing, big fool, laugh with your stomach covered, laugh with your back leaning forward..."
(End of this chapter)
Ye Chen smiled wryly.
"Master Tiger, don't be as knowledgeable as me, I really don't know."
Master Tiger gasped in pain.
This Ye Chen doesn't seem to have much cultivation, but why is the handprint so big?
With his cultivation in the late stage of transforming gods, he couldn't bear it?
Is it natural power?
Damn, what a bad luck.
"Whether I'm Old Tan or not, I'm so curious! Why do you always like to beat Old Tan's brains?"
Ye Chen replied solemnly: "You don't know, in fact, Lao Tan is not Lao Tan's life, but when he was young, his head was like a wooden fish. Everyone likes to knock. As time goes by, this has become our way of greeting. Tiger Lord, I'm really sorry, you should punish me, otherwise I will feel guilty."
Master Hu took a deep breath, looking at the aggrieved Ye Chen, he couldn't get angry at all.
"Oh, forget it, forget it! Who made this a misunderstanding! Remember, I'm wearing red clothes, don't hit me again."
"Yeah, I'll definitely remember this time."
Ye Chen nodded frantically, just like a good baby.
"Okay, let's go back."
"Yeah, thank you Tiger Lord."
Ye Chen returned to his seat again, Mr. Nie's admiration for Ye Chen has risen to a very high level.
Again and again, not again and again.
Ye Chen broke the conventional record.
"Are you a god? The tricks of one ring after another make the dead bald head lose his temper at all. Admiration, admiration!"
Mr. Nie said, "Brother, my name is Nie Yi. I don't know your brother Gao's last name?"
"Under Ye Chen."
Immediately, Ye Chen smiled disdainfully: "This is wisdom, but it's nothing? If I want to knock, I can knock him four, five, six or seven."
But this time Nie Yi didn't believe it again.
She glanced at her mouth and said: "If you have the ability, you can knock twice, and I can promise you one more condition, how about it?"
"There's no point in always beating your brains."
Ye Chen pondered for a while and said: "How about this, I scolded him madly in front of him, but he would not get angry at me, but would laugh out loud instead, believe it or not?"
"Ah? Is there still such an operation? Could it be that you knocked the dead bald head into a fool before? I don't believe it."
"Hmph, young master, don't listen to his bragging. It was just his luck before."
"That's right, if he scolds people in the past this time, he will definitely be beaten into a sieve."
"You may even be beaten to death!"
……
Ye Chen hurt one of their companions, and they were naturally resentful.
But Nie Yi refused to let him do anything, so he could only bear with it and uttered a few teasing words.
"Don't believe it? Then look at it."
Ye Chen walked towards Lord Tiger again.
In fact, Ye Chen sympathized with him more in his heart, a good meal was messed up by Ye Chen.
But there is no way, who made him so prominent.
Nie's eyes were full of surprise, she hoped that Ye Chen could create a miracle and rescue her from everyone.
Ye Chen came to Lord Tiger's dining table again.
This time Master Hu learned to be smart, he was afraid that Ye Chen would knock his head off, so he specially wore a protective headgear.
"What are you doing? You don't want to play me anymore, do you?"
Ye Chen smiled slightly: "How can it be? Lord Tiger, let me toast you a glass of wine and thank you for your forgiveness."
"Oh, that's about it."
Ye Chen said lightly: "Xiao Er, give Lord Tiger a three-star exotic beast crossing the river carp, I'm treating you."
"what?"
Lord Tiger was surprised.
Is this kid so rich?
One must know that a cross-river carp is worth thousands of spirit crystals. It is not only rich in nutritional value, but also contains spiritual power that is beneficial to cultivators.
Unexpectedly, he could get a blessing in disguise and have a good meal.
After a while, the carp from across the river came up.
Master Tiger's eyes suddenly shone brightly.
He has never eaten this kind of food in his life, and he was about to move his chopsticks, but he was afraid that Ye Chen would play tricks on him again.
So, he said, "Little brother, this thing is expensive, why don't you pay the money first."
"no problem."
Ye Chen said boldly.
After paying the money, Lord Tiger completely lost his guard and began to feast on it.
"Master Tiger, we don't know each other. In my hometown, everyone calls me "going to heaven and earth, omnipotent, handsome, and suave. I have thousands of 'fans' and fascinate thousands of girls. I am called a flower. The jade-faced little white dragon with pear blossoms pressed against begonias——Wei Xiaobao."
"It turned out to be Brother Wei."
"Come, Lord Tiger, drink!"
"drink!"
Down with a glass of spirits.
Ye Chen picked up the river carp and was about to leave, he said flatly: "Master Tiger, we will see you next time!"
"Wait a moment."
Lord Tiger frowned.
Didn't the crossing river carp say it was given to him?
Why did you take it back?
Could it be that Wei Xiaobao just wanted to give him a few bites?
How could this work? He was already attracted by the delicacy of Guojiang carp just now, how could he let it go so easily?
"Wei Xiaobao, quickly put down my river carp."
"Huh? Your cross-river carp? Didn't I order this?"
Master Hu flashed a sly smile: "Haha, it's ridiculous, how do you prove that it's yours? Call out and see if it agrees?"
Ye Chen secretly smiled in his heart: I am waiting for your words.
But Ye Chen didn't show any emotion on the surface, he nodded silently, and stretched out his fingers.
It seems to be pointing at this river carp, but in fact it is pointing at Lord Tiger.
He said, "Guo Jiang Li, Guo Jiang Li, are you mine?"
"Huh? Don't say it, answer Master Tiger quickly and tell it that you are mine."
"What? Hahaha! This kid actually talks to fish? And it's a dead fish. Damn it, it turns out he's so mentally retarded."
But if you call this fish, it will not agree.
There seemed to be endless anger in Ye Chen's heart, and he immediately cursed: "Are you so deaf? I told you that you didn't hear? Hurry up and talk, aha, why is there a smile on the corner of your mouth?"
This sudden curse stunned everyone present.
what's the situation?
Wasn't it fine just now?
This is turning heads?
"Hahaha! You idiot, you're laughing to death!"
Master Hu clutched his stomach, out of breath from laughing.
Ok?
People don't know why.
"What's the situation? Did Wei Xiaobao knock Master Tiger into a fool? Why is he still laughing at being scolded?"
"And this smile looks like he won a lottery. Could it be that he has a tendency to be abused?"
Nie Yi was completely speechless.
She couldn't figure out why Lord Tiger would laugh so happily when Ye Chen scolded him, who was like an animal!
Ye Chen still didn't give up, took a deep breath and said: "I made you laugh, you are an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, the murderer of a blocked septic tank. Are you still laughing? You big fool, Mentally retarded, imbecile!"
Lord Tiger laughed even louder than he could have imagined.
Looking at Ye Chen, who is both talented and handsome, he is a big fool, and he can scold a river carp for such a long time.
"Yes, yes, keep on laughing, big fool, laugh with your stomach covered, laugh with your back leaning forward..."
(End of this chapter)
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