Konoha Gatekeeper I was overheard by Tsunade
Chapter 81
Chapter 81
[It’s over, Brother Izumo will definitely be crushed by Daju in the future, I can only pay for it... Wait, Kakashi’s house is not small, and Tsunade’s residence is also fine, why don’t I find They discussed it to see where to go to solve the problem of accommodation. 】
[However, if Daju really marries my brother, it would be pretty good.She looks good, has a good figure, and the most important thing is that she doesn't have so many messy social interactions, doesn't spend money randomly, and is a woman who lives at home. 】
Tsunade:'? ? ? '
"Is this guy Shen Yueguang sick? Just now he tried everything possible to stop him, but now he directly accepts it." '
Although this was the result she wanted, but Shen Yueguang's changes were too fast, which made her feel that she couldn't keep up with his train of thought.
As a time traveler, apart from the regular outbreak of war in the ninja world, it is quite cool to marry a wife and have children here.
At least women don't hang out, either before or after marriage.
For example, Kurenai Yuhi has been single for so many years after Asma's death.And she is so beautiful, this kind of behavior is even more valuable.
As for why Shen Yueguang has not married for so many years, of course it is because he feels that he has not stabilized yet.
As a man, he wants to give beautiful girls all over the world a stable home, is that wrong!
That's right.
As long as you are a man, there is no one who does not want to do this.
"Hikari, how do you feel about Otachi?" Tsunade decided to listen to Shen Yueguang's thoughts again.
Daju is her clan, so she can't push Daju into the fire pit.
Shen Yueguang smelled the aroma of barbecued meat, and then divided the meat into two parts with tongs.
One piece for Tsunade, one piece for me, one piece for me, one piece for me.
One more piece from Tsunade, and I'll take care of the rest.
'Boom! '
The unbearable Tsunade slapped Shenyueguang on the head, "You bastard, did you hear someone talking?"
"Listen!" Shen Yueguang stretched out his hand and rubbed his head.
"Master Tsunade, I want to make a suggestion to you. You can't touch a man's head or a woman's waist casually. You don't understand this truth!"
Tsunade pointed to the plate of barbecue in front of him, and then pointed to the one in front of Shenyueguang, "I'm the fifth Hokage, so it's appropriate for you to give me such a bit!"
"I think it's quite..." Shen Yueguang still wanted to joke.
"Huh?" Tsunade raised his chin and looked at him proudly.
Boy, think it over for me before you speak.
"Hey!" Shen Yueguang laughed, "Eating too much barbecue at night makes it easy to gain weight. I did all this for the sake of Tsunade-sama's figure. I never thought that Tsunade-sama would miss me so much!"
Tsunade sneered, and knocked on the table with his hand, "I'm a ninja, and a medical ninja at that. I have my own secret technique on how to keep fit, so you don't have to worry about that."
"Then these are for Tsunade-sama, but I have used this plate just now, will it..."
"No, I don't dislike you!" Tsunade became impatient, and directly reached out to exchange his own barbecue plate with the full barbecue in front of Shenyueguang.
Seeing how Shenyueguang was at a disadvantage by stealing chickens but not eclipsing the rice, Tsunade felt a beauty in his heart.
Fight me, Shenyueguang, you are still a little short.
The world at your fingertips.
With the ability to eavesdrop on his heart, Tsunade felt that he was particularly relaxed when he was with Shenyueguang.
Especially looking at Shen Yueguang's annoyed look, she felt that all the fatigue of the day had disappeared.
[I despise you! 】
Looking at the two pieces of barbecue on the plate, Shen Yueguang really knew what it means to suffer by oneself.
"Grill those, by the way, how do you feel about big oranges?"
"It's pretty good. It's pretty. Except for a slightly bad personality, everything else is pretty good. It's more than enough to match my brother Izumo!"
"Then why were you unwilling just now?" Tsunade was very curious about Shen Yueguang's resistance just now.
Shen Yueguang stretched out her hand and squeezed her chin, thinking for a while.
"Maybe it's evil fate! Every time I go to Muye Hospital, this guy will always stop me. Obviously I just want to talk to those beautiful little beauties, so that they can quickly realize how wonderful this world is. I never thought that she would be with my brother in the end. In this case, I will be sad in the days to come!"
She said she was sad, but Shen Yueguang didn't show it at all on her face.
"Daju is a pretty good person. The people in the Konoha Hospital spoke very well of her. As for you, I asked about it. You are only in charge of teasing girls, and you don't want to develop backwards. You know those Did the nurse call you behind your back?" Tsunade seemed to have thought of something, and said to Shenyueguang with a smile.
"What do you call me, handsome guy! Hey, I am a different handsome man, you don't need to say that!" Shen Yueguang said stinky.
Tsunade shook his head, smiling all over his face.
"Those people call you a woman's friend, but no one treats you as a normal man, so you understand!"
Shen Yueguang: '...? '
What is this ghost?
【I respect women, why did I end up like this in the end. 】
[Besides, I like to flirt with girls, at most I hold hands, I don't even kiss, why is it such a name. 】
[Don't tell me you have to let me fight you with a real knife and gun, so that you will know that I am a real man! 】
[Can I say other than going to the hospital to collect materials!Otherwise, why do you think I wrote the plot of the hospital so well! 】
Tsunade was eating barbecue there, listening to the dissatisfaction in Shen Yueguang's heart.
It was quite interesting at the beginning, but at the end of the 'collection', Tsunade almost spewed out the grilled meat in his mouth.
'Okay, God Moonlight, I almost forgot that you are the same type of writer as Jiraiya.Sure enough, things like men are old-fashioned critics! '
Thinking about Jiraiya, Tsunade suddenly felt that his appetite dropped by a third.
Originally, I was [-]% full after eating four plates of barbecue, but now I am [-]% full after eating three plates.
This guy Jiraiya really affects the mood.
As for why Tsunade hates Jiraiya, and ignores Shenyueguang's writer status most of the time, it is mainly because the two people have different temperaments.
Like Jiraiya, staring at the sensitive parts of the woman from time to time.
This is not the case with Shen Yueguang. Except for going to the hospital to flirt with girls, he has always been a representative of a gentleman outside.
Not to mention, like Jiraiya, lying outside the women's bathhouse for nothing, doing things like "men envy, women hate" like voyeurism.
It can be said that just peeping is enough to put Jiraiya into the range that women hate and never come out again.
Listening to the laughter and laughter, Shen Yueguang's heart was full of emotion.
[Brother Izumo, he has finally grown up.Seeing how happy he is talking with Daju, I guess as a younger brother, I'm about to pay a gift money! 】
[In this world, being a good younger brother is really difficult! 】
(End of this chapter)
[It’s over, Brother Izumo will definitely be crushed by Daju in the future, I can only pay for it... Wait, Kakashi’s house is not small, and Tsunade’s residence is also fine, why don’t I find They discussed it to see where to go to solve the problem of accommodation. 】
[However, if Daju really marries my brother, it would be pretty good.She looks good, has a good figure, and the most important thing is that she doesn't have so many messy social interactions, doesn't spend money randomly, and is a woman who lives at home. 】
Tsunade:'? ? ? '
"Is this guy Shen Yueguang sick? Just now he tried everything possible to stop him, but now he directly accepts it." '
Although this was the result she wanted, but Shen Yueguang's changes were too fast, which made her feel that she couldn't keep up with his train of thought.
As a time traveler, apart from the regular outbreak of war in the ninja world, it is quite cool to marry a wife and have children here.
At least women don't hang out, either before or after marriage.
For example, Kurenai Yuhi has been single for so many years after Asma's death.And she is so beautiful, this kind of behavior is even more valuable.
As for why Shen Yueguang has not married for so many years, of course it is because he feels that he has not stabilized yet.
As a man, he wants to give beautiful girls all over the world a stable home, is that wrong!
That's right.
As long as you are a man, there is no one who does not want to do this.
"Hikari, how do you feel about Otachi?" Tsunade decided to listen to Shen Yueguang's thoughts again.
Daju is her clan, so she can't push Daju into the fire pit.
Shen Yueguang smelled the aroma of barbecued meat, and then divided the meat into two parts with tongs.
One piece for Tsunade, one piece for me, one piece for me, one piece for me.
One more piece from Tsunade, and I'll take care of the rest.
'Boom! '
The unbearable Tsunade slapped Shenyueguang on the head, "You bastard, did you hear someone talking?"
"Listen!" Shen Yueguang stretched out his hand and rubbed his head.
"Master Tsunade, I want to make a suggestion to you. You can't touch a man's head or a woman's waist casually. You don't understand this truth!"
Tsunade pointed to the plate of barbecue in front of him, and then pointed to the one in front of Shenyueguang, "I'm the fifth Hokage, so it's appropriate for you to give me such a bit!"
"I think it's quite..." Shen Yueguang still wanted to joke.
"Huh?" Tsunade raised his chin and looked at him proudly.
Boy, think it over for me before you speak.
"Hey!" Shen Yueguang laughed, "Eating too much barbecue at night makes it easy to gain weight. I did all this for the sake of Tsunade-sama's figure. I never thought that Tsunade-sama would miss me so much!"
Tsunade sneered, and knocked on the table with his hand, "I'm a ninja, and a medical ninja at that. I have my own secret technique on how to keep fit, so you don't have to worry about that."
"Then these are for Tsunade-sama, but I have used this plate just now, will it..."
"No, I don't dislike you!" Tsunade became impatient, and directly reached out to exchange his own barbecue plate with the full barbecue in front of Shenyueguang.
Seeing how Shenyueguang was at a disadvantage by stealing chickens but not eclipsing the rice, Tsunade felt a beauty in his heart.
Fight me, Shenyueguang, you are still a little short.
The world at your fingertips.
With the ability to eavesdrop on his heart, Tsunade felt that he was particularly relaxed when he was with Shenyueguang.
Especially looking at Shen Yueguang's annoyed look, she felt that all the fatigue of the day had disappeared.
[I despise you! 】
Looking at the two pieces of barbecue on the plate, Shen Yueguang really knew what it means to suffer by oneself.
"Grill those, by the way, how do you feel about big oranges?"
"It's pretty good. It's pretty. Except for a slightly bad personality, everything else is pretty good. It's more than enough to match my brother Izumo!"
"Then why were you unwilling just now?" Tsunade was very curious about Shen Yueguang's resistance just now.
Shen Yueguang stretched out her hand and squeezed her chin, thinking for a while.
"Maybe it's evil fate! Every time I go to Muye Hospital, this guy will always stop me. Obviously I just want to talk to those beautiful little beauties, so that they can quickly realize how wonderful this world is. I never thought that she would be with my brother in the end. In this case, I will be sad in the days to come!"
She said she was sad, but Shen Yueguang didn't show it at all on her face.
"Daju is a pretty good person. The people in the Konoha Hospital spoke very well of her. As for you, I asked about it. You are only in charge of teasing girls, and you don't want to develop backwards. You know those Did the nurse call you behind your back?" Tsunade seemed to have thought of something, and said to Shenyueguang with a smile.
"What do you call me, handsome guy! Hey, I am a different handsome man, you don't need to say that!" Shen Yueguang said stinky.
Tsunade shook his head, smiling all over his face.
"Those people call you a woman's friend, but no one treats you as a normal man, so you understand!"
Shen Yueguang: '...? '
What is this ghost?
【I respect women, why did I end up like this in the end. 】
[Besides, I like to flirt with girls, at most I hold hands, I don't even kiss, why is it such a name. 】
[Don't tell me you have to let me fight you with a real knife and gun, so that you will know that I am a real man! 】
[Can I say other than going to the hospital to collect materials!Otherwise, why do you think I wrote the plot of the hospital so well! 】
Tsunade was eating barbecue there, listening to the dissatisfaction in Shen Yueguang's heart.
It was quite interesting at the beginning, but at the end of the 'collection', Tsunade almost spewed out the grilled meat in his mouth.
'Okay, God Moonlight, I almost forgot that you are the same type of writer as Jiraiya.Sure enough, things like men are old-fashioned critics! '
Thinking about Jiraiya, Tsunade suddenly felt that his appetite dropped by a third.
Originally, I was [-]% full after eating four plates of barbecue, but now I am [-]% full after eating three plates.
This guy Jiraiya really affects the mood.
As for why Tsunade hates Jiraiya, and ignores Shenyueguang's writer status most of the time, it is mainly because the two people have different temperaments.
Like Jiraiya, staring at the sensitive parts of the woman from time to time.
This is not the case with Shen Yueguang. Except for going to the hospital to flirt with girls, he has always been a representative of a gentleman outside.
Not to mention, like Jiraiya, lying outside the women's bathhouse for nothing, doing things like "men envy, women hate" like voyeurism.
It can be said that just peeping is enough to put Jiraiya into the range that women hate and never come out again.
Listening to the laughter and laughter, Shen Yueguang's heart was full of emotion.
[Brother Izumo, he has finally grown up.Seeing how happy he is talking with Daju, I guess as a younger brother, I'm about to pay a gift money! 】
[In this world, being a good younger brother is really difficult! 】
(End of this chapter)
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