Marvel's Chinese Superhero System
Chapter 105 Apology and Kung Fu Club
Chapter 105 Apology and Kung Fu Club
"Peter...Peter, you are back! Where did you go?" Aunt May, who was sitting on the chair, was already snoring, but when Peter opened the door, she woke up instantly.
"Hey Aunt Mei, I... I, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't..." Peter looked at Aunt Mei with moist eyes, he hesitated for a long time but couldn't say anything decent.
But for loved ones, these simple words are enough.
"No, there's no need to say more, I can feel that my Peter is back." Aunt Mei hugged Peter, choked up.
At this time, Aunt Mei looked up and suddenly saw the familiar pickup truck at the door, so she wiped her eyes and asked doubtfully, "Is that Qin's car?"
Although it is not easy to meddle in Peter's family affairs, the fire of gossip in Qin Shou's heart is so easy to extinguish, so he secretly watched for a while in the car until Aunt Mei found out.
"Yeah, yes, that's his car." Peter turned around and glanced back, then let go of the hug with Aunt May.
Of course, Qin Shou also noticed Aunt Mei and Peter's eyes, but in order to avoid trouble, he didn't go to the theater anymore, so he hurriedly started the car and slipped away.
"Hey, why did this kid go away?" Aunt Mei looked at it suspiciously for a while, but after thinking about it, she understood, she stretched out a finger to look at Peter and said, "He must have brought you back, right? "
"Um, that's right. Actually, it's thanks to Qin this time. He taught me a lesson."
"I knew that he is such a good boy, and I must thank him well later on." Aunt Mei said gratefully, then suddenly remembered something, and asked worriedly: "By the way, he didn't mess with him." Are you in any trouble? Don't provoke those gangsters because of you."
"Huh? What bastard?" Peter didn't realize it for a while, and looked at Aunt Mei in a daze.
"Didn't you go to gangsters?"
"I'm special!? No, no, no, I didn't join the gangsters. Aunt Mei, where are you going? How could I join the gangsters?"
"Then why do you lose your nose and swollen face every day?"
"I, I am..." Peter was at a loss for words, and couldn't think of a suitable excuse for a while: "Anyway, I definitely can't join gangsters."
……
After school was over at 50:[-] the next day, Qin Shou stood on the outdoor playground, looking at the more than [-] members and classmates in front of him and the crowd behind them, feeling extremely melancholy.
More than 50 people, how can I teach this? According to Qin Shou's original idea, there are only a dozen or 20 people at most.But he still underestimated the love of American names for Chinese Kungfu, and the number of more than 50 people is still the result of limiting the number of people.
You must know that there were more than a hundred people who signed up at that time. If they were all recruited, Qin Shou could even form a big gang on the spot, although it was impossible for him to do that.
At this time, Qin Shou suddenly saw several discordant figures in the crowd, stepped forward and asked in surprise:
"Mr. Qiao? Why are you here?"
Shouldn't this be a student club? And if you look closely, you will see that there is more than just Qiao, there are at least about seven or eight teachers.
"Hobbies, can't you? You won't drive me away, will you?" Joe joked, the meaning between the lines is very clear, that is, 'If you dare to drive me away, try it'.
"Ah hahaha, you are really good at joking, how could I drive you away, hahaha." Qin Shou said with a hypocritical face.
As the president of the Kung Fu club, Qin Shou is extremely unqualified. He basically doesn't care about the club's construction, and it is managed by a few students in the club spontaneously.
Therefore, the current Qin Shou is almost ignorant of the society's situation, and he is inevitably surprised by the situation in front of him.
But even if they are all here, let's teach it seriously, but before that, Qin Shou still needs to give a basic introduction to Huaxia Kung Fu.
"Teachers, students, good afternoon, everyone. Let me introduce myself. I am..." After a short self-introduction and some casual remarks, Qin Shou got to the topic: "...Chinese martial arts are mainly divided into two categories. One is General Martial Arts, the other is Zongmen Martial Arts. The former is also called Zhanzhen Martial Arts. It was mainly used in ancient battlefields. Most of them are weapons. Being castrated, turning weapons into fists, what he did was neither fish nor fowl, what looks good but doesn't work.
But don’t worry everyone, I will teach you another kind in the future, that is, Zongmen Wushu, Zongmen Wushu is also folk (jianghu) Wushu, there are both fisting and weapons, and this kind of Wushu is more suitable in comparison. We usually use it for self-defense. "
"Then if I want to learn Tiger Palm (Tiger Fist) or Snake Fist, can I do that?" A freckled, medium-built Caucasian boy asked, raising his hand.
"Haha, of course you can. The martial art you mentioned is a kind of sect martial art, and it is also a unique bionic boxing in China. It is said that Taoist priests who practiced in the mountains in the past drew inspiration from animals and specially used it to fight against wild animals for self-defense. I can use it, and I know a little bit about this kind of martial arts, so I can teach you some simple ones, but the actual combat won’t be very strong, but at least it’s okay to coax girls.” Qin Shou joked with a smile, and everyone burst into laughter .
But this is also true. After all, this type of martial arts cannot achieve much results without long-term hard training, and this kind of bionic martial arts itself has many flaws, and it is not as good as modern Western fighting. dominant.
"Then I want to be like you, can I jump from the third floor and be fine?"
Qin Shou burst out laughing when he heard this sentence, and at the same time, he quickly turned on the story-making mode in his mind.
"Ahahaha, don't be so dumb!" My fantasy martial arts rely on systematic learning. In this world, it is basically hopeless for ordinary people to learn.
"Why!?" The boy just now howled unwillingly.
"The reason I was able to jump off the third floor without incident was because of something called zhenqi. Although current science can't explain it, it does exist." Qin Shou stretched out his hand badge and took a piece of it. Fallen leaves, I saw that the fallen leaves were suspended in Qin Shou's palm like that, spinning around but still unable to fall.
"However, it is impossible for you to cultivate such things as true qi. Not to mention that it requires a one-of-a-kind talent, and it can only be cultivated from an early age. You are all too old. Of course, it is not impossible to practice forcefully. , and even use some special methods, which will allow you to gain abilities beyond ordinary people in a short period of time, but after that, guess what will happen?"
Everyone shook their heads blankly and looked at Qin Shou curiously.
"You will bleed from the seven orifices, and you will explode to death! The scene is quite miserable!"
Following a few gasps, those classmates and teachers also began to whisper timidly.
"So this is ah."
"So we will never be like Qin, alas, what a pity..."
"Actually, it's nothing. It's better than an explosion on the spot."
"Too."
……
Seeing these little cuties being fooled so easily, Qin Shou also heaved a sigh of relief. Those fantasy novels in his previous life were indeed not in vain.
……
To be continued
(End of this chapter)
"Peter...Peter, you are back! Where did you go?" Aunt May, who was sitting on the chair, was already snoring, but when Peter opened the door, she woke up instantly.
"Hey Aunt Mei, I... I, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't..." Peter looked at Aunt Mei with moist eyes, he hesitated for a long time but couldn't say anything decent.
But for loved ones, these simple words are enough.
"No, there's no need to say more, I can feel that my Peter is back." Aunt Mei hugged Peter, choked up.
At this time, Aunt Mei looked up and suddenly saw the familiar pickup truck at the door, so she wiped her eyes and asked doubtfully, "Is that Qin's car?"
Although it is not easy to meddle in Peter's family affairs, the fire of gossip in Qin Shou's heart is so easy to extinguish, so he secretly watched for a while in the car until Aunt Mei found out.
"Yeah, yes, that's his car." Peter turned around and glanced back, then let go of the hug with Aunt May.
Of course, Qin Shou also noticed Aunt Mei and Peter's eyes, but in order to avoid trouble, he didn't go to the theater anymore, so he hurriedly started the car and slipped away.
"Hey, why did this kid go away?" Aunt Mei looked at it suspiciously for a while, but after thinking about it, she understood, she stretched out a finger to look at Peter and said, "He must have brought you back, right? "
"Um, that's right. Actually, it's thanks to Qin this time. He taught me a lesson."
"I knew that he is such a good boy, and I must thank him well later on." Aunt Mei said gratefully, then suddenly remembered something, and asked worriedly: "By the way, he didn't mess with him." Are you in any trouble? Don't provoke those gangsters because of you."
"Huh? What bastard?" Peter didn't realize it for a while, and looked at Aunt Mei in a daze.
"Didn't you go to gangsters?"
"I'm special!? No, no, no, I didn't join the gangsters. Aunt Mei, where are you going? How could I join the gangsters?"
"Then why do you lose your nose and swollen face every day?"
"I, I am..." Peter was at a loss for words, and couldn't think of a suitable excuse for a while: "Anyway, I definitely can't join gangsters."
……
After school was over at 50:[-] the next day, Qin Shou stood on the outdoor playground, looking at the more than [-] members and classmates in front of him and the crowd behind them, feeling extremely melancholy.
More than 50 people, how can I teach this? According to Qin Shou's original idea, there are only a dozen or 20 people at most.But he still underestimated the love of American names for Chinese Kungfu, and the number of more than 50 people is still the result of limiting the number of people.
You must know that there were more than a hundred people who signed up at that time. If they were all recruited, Qin Shou could even form a big gang on the spot, although it was impossible for him to do that.
At this time, Qin Shou suddenly saw several discordant figures in the crowd, stepped forward and asked in surprise:
"Mr. Qiao? Why are you here?"
Shouldn't this be a student club? And if you look closely, you will see that there is more than just Qiao, there are at least about seven or eight teachers.
"Hobbies, can't you? You won't drive me away, will you?" Joe joked, the meaning between the lines is very clear, that is, 'If you dare to drive me away, try it'.
"Ah hahaha, you are really good at joking, how could I drive you away, hahaha." Qin Shou said with a hypocritical face.
As the president of the Kung Fu club, Qin Shou is extremely unqualified. He basically doesn't care about the club's construction, and it is managed by a few students in the club spontaneously.
Therefore, the current Qin Shou is almost ignorant of the society's situation, and he is inevitably surprised by the situation in front of him.
But even if they are all here, let's teach it seriously, but before that, Qin Shou still needs to give a basic introduction to Huaxia Kung Fu.
"Teachers, students, good afternoon, everyone. Let me introduce myself. I am..." After a short self-introduction and some casual remarks, Qin Shou got to the topic: "...Chinese martial arts are mainly divided into two categories. One is General Martial Arts, the other is Zongmen Martial Arts. The former is also called Zhanzhen Martial Arts. It was mainly used in ancient battlefields. Most of them are weapons. Being castrated, turning weapons into fists, what he did was neither fish nor fowl, what looks good but doesn't work.
But don’t worry everyone, I will teach you another kind in the future, that is, Zongmen Wushu, Zongmen Wushu is also folk (jianghu) Wushu, there are both fisting and weapons, and this kind of Wushu is more suitable in comparison. We usually use it for self-defense. "
"Then if I want to learn Tiger Palm (Tiger Fist) or Snake Fist, can I do that?" A freckled, medium-built Caucasian boy asked, raising his hand.
"Haha, of course you can. The martial art you mentioned is a kind of sect martial art, and it is also a unique bionic boxing in China. It is said that Taoist priests who practiced in the mountains in the past drew inspiration from animals and specially used it to fight against wild animals for self-defense. I can use it, and I know a little bit about this kind of martial arts, so I can teach you some simple ones, but the actual combat won’t be very strong, but at least it’s okay to coax girls.” Qin Shou joked with a smile, and everyone burst into laughter .
But this is also true. After all, this type of martial arts cannot achieve much results without long-term hard training, and this kind of bionic martial arts itself has many flaws, and it is not as good as modern Western fighting. dominant.
"Then I want to be like you, can I jump from the third floor and be fine?"
Qin Shou burst out laughing when he heard this sentence, and at the same time, he quickly turned on the story-making mode in his mind.
"Ahahaha, don't be so dumb!" My fantasy martial arts rely on systematic learning. In this world, it is basically hopeless for ordinary people to learn.
"Why!?" The boy just now howled unwillingly.
"The reason I was able to jump off the third floor without incident was because of something called zhenqi. Although current science can't explain it, it does exist." Qin Shou stretched out his hand badge and took a piece of it. Fallen leaves, I saw that the fallen leaves were suspended in Qin Shou's palm like that, spinning around but still unable to fall.
"However, it is impossible for you to cultivate such things as true qi. Not to mention that it requires a one-of-a-kind talent, and it can only be cultivated from an early age. You are all too old. Of course, it is not impossible to practice forcefully. , and even use some special methods, which will allow you to gain abilities beyond ordinary people in a short period of time, but after that, guess what will happen?"
Everyone shook their heads blankly and looked at Qin Shou curiously.
"You will bleed from the seven orifices, and you will explode to death! The scene is quite miserable!"
Following a few gasps, those classmates and teachers also began to whisper timidly.
"So this is ah."
"So we will never be like Qin, alas, what a pity..."
"Actually, it's nothing. It's better than an explosion on the spot."
"Too."
……
Seeing these little cuties being fooled so easily, Qin Shou also heaved a sigh of relief. Those fantasy novels in his previous life were indeed not in vain.
……
To be continued
(End of this chapter)
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