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Chapter 561 Zhong Kui Who Afraid of Death

"No way, you don't even know Tianshi Zhong Kui, do you? You still have the same name as him? Oh, by the way, when you first came to our store, the clothes you wore looked a bit like Is it the clothes of the ancients? Tell me, you came in from that mountain village in the countryside? You don’t even know the most famous demon-conquering celestial master in China..."?
Looking at Zhong Kui, who was drunk and misty-eyed, Boss Li had a funny look on his face. Did this kid jump out of that corner?Aside from being dressed in a mess, he was also holding a pile of black stones. He insisted that it was money, and he wanted to use it to pay for meals. After this day's contact, he felt that this child was not an idiot?Why is it that even all Chinese people don't know from the well-known allusions and legends, his place seems really closed.Maybe it just came out of that big mountain ditch!
"Well, Xiaoqiu? Quickly, turn on the TV. If he doesn't say anything, I'm too busy drinking and forget about it. Quickly, today's Tianshi Zhong Kui has started to perform. Quickly, today's performance reaches No.11." Come on, this Zhong Kui is really a man, and the one who conquers demons and catches ghosts is absolutely unambiguous, he is a man, but it is a pity that he was the number one in high school in the exam, but in the end because of his ugly appearance, he even won the number one for a day. He didn't take it seriously, so he slammed his head against the pillars of the Golden Luan Hall to death, this is the real man..."!
At this time, the chef, Lao Huang, also felt a little bit drunk. When he heard Zhong Kui curiously inquiring about some deeds of this demon-conquering celestial master, he just slapped himself on the forehead, remembering the movie he had already chased. After watching the TV series for several days, didn't he ask himself and others about the deeds of the Celestial Master Zhong Kui?There is no better way to introduce it than to let him see it with his own eyes. Let him watch himself and wait for someone to introduce it to him.

"It's raining in the sky, the ground is white, and the footprints you walk can't be swept away. Some are straight, and some are curved. There is justice. Right and wrong, there is good and evil in the world. Shansheng eats vegetarian food, be a good person, be a good person, whatever you say, you must be a good person, the sky has eyesight and the earth sees that there are gods three feet above..."!
When this melodious theme song floated out from the TV in the hall, everyone's eyes were attracted by the TV series that had just started broadcasting. Sure enough, the content on the TV did not disappoint them. Waiting for this song As soon as the theme song of Tianshi Zhongkui was played, there was a picture of Zhongkui flying rapidly above the sky, performed by the actor Zhong Kui with five little ghosts, holding a sword in one hand and an umbrella in the other. .Then the screen flashed, and the two hard-core subordinates and sworn brothers of the demon slayer directly appeared on the screen.

"Then, you see, this is the ancestor of your Zhong family, Zhong Kui, the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui we just mentioned, and the two men are the good brother and helper of Tianshi Zhong, Liu Han." Yan and Wang Fuqu, although these two people are not as strong as Zhong Kui in terms of mana and supernatural powers, they have helped Zhong Tianshi a lot on his way of killing demons and eliminating demons, and those five little ghosts, look , cute, these five ghosts are not to be trifled with, each one of them is hurting..."!
Xiaoqiu and Lao Huang were busy watching TV, and had no time to talk to Zhong Kui, who was watching the TV with a look of surprise and bewilderment, but Boss Li, who was a little drunk, patiently explained to him Some content and main characters of this TV series.

"What? What do you say are the names of the two sworn brothers of the Heavenly Master Conquering Demons, Liu Hanyan and Wang Fuqu, it's impossible, it's absolutely impossible, the Heavenly Master Zhong Kui, the number one scholar and the ground, crashed to death without being the number one. Possibly, this is absolutely impossible. Brother Li, please be more careful. This Zhong Kui Zhong Tianshi, how did he die? Be sure to answer my question, please..."!
After hearing the rough introduction of Boss Li, a swipe, a bone-piercing coolness rushed out from the depths of Zhong Kui's heart, and immediately shocked him into a cold sweat. When the powerful Jiangmo Tianshi was also called Zhong Kui, he still felt a little disapproving. Who knew that when the names of the two sworn brothers under that Jiangmo Tianshi were mentioned by Boss Li, Zhong Kui would never give up. Unable to sit still, he vaguely felt that this matter might have a very close relationship with him, so Zhong Kui, who was completely shocked and drunk, quickly stood up from his seat and turned his face to the opposite side. Boss Li, who didn't care, saluted respectfully, with a pleading look on his face.

"Hey, hey, get up, get up, you kid, are you just listening to stories? You need to be so serious, you've paid homage, Brother Li, can I explain this TV series to you? Okay , Sit down, sit down, Brother Li is in a good mood today, so I will tell you all the deeds of this demon-conquering celestial master..."!
Boss Li was also joking at the beginning, but when he saw Zhong Kui's next move, he felt a little embarrassed. A celestial master who was wearing a red robe and a black gauze on his head spoke slowly.

"This Tianshi Zhong is said to be the Ren family near the foot of Zhongnan Mountain in our Chang'an area. Both of Zhong Kui's parents died when he was young, and he and his younger sister depended on each other for life. Speaking of which, Zhong Kui is different from you. He is a well-known local talent. It is not too much for Wenqu stars in the sky to come down to earth. Didn’t the emperor want to take the imperial examination in the capital? Zhong Kui left his hometown, bid farewell to his sister, and came to the capital alone to participate in the imperial examination. Speaking of the imperial examinations at that time, it was really not built by them. After three rounds in a row, they were excellent in all disciplines and outstanding in their essays. Under the expectations of everyone, the chief examiner in charge of the examination personally selected him as the first name in the examination. Champion, this time Zhong Kui is shaking, the real Wenqu star has descended to the earth? The ancestor's grave is full of smoke..."!
"It was in the capital that Zhong Kui met his two sworn brothers, Liu Hanyan and Wang Fuqu. The three of them had the same interests, so they worshiped heaven and earth in that inn, and they became sworn brothers. Unfortunately, But this Zhong Kui was unlucky. In the palace examination, because of his ugly appearance, Lu Qi, the treacherous prime minister at the time, persuaded the then emperor Tang Minghuang on the grounds of his ugly appearance, and directly revoked Zhong Kui's number one ranking there. Who is Zhong Kui? He has an upright temper like a fire. For him, revoking his title as the No. [-] scholar is the greatest shame and humiliation to him. He died on the golden palace, his soul turned into a ghost, and he kept yelling and cursing on the main hall day and night, denouncing the injustice of the whole world..."!
Speaking of this, Boss Li felt a little thirsty, reached out and took a cup of tea that Xiao Qiu had poured for him a long time ago, and slowly sucked it there, moistening his throat.

Hearing this, Zhong Kui was completely out of his wits, sweating profusely all over his body, as if he had lost his soul, talking to himself non-stop.A look of disbelief, even if he kept denying the fact that he was the demon master, but deep in his heart, there was a voice that kept telling him, It is said that this Zhong Tianshi is his future, and he is the tribute named Zhong Kui, the number one scholar in the high school who was so fierce and smashed to death on the Golden Luan Hall.

Zhong Kui thought over and over again, and he felt right. According to his own personality, if he was admitted as the number one scholar, and then the honor was taken away without complaint or reason, he would really do such a thing. However, since I had already crashed to death in front of the emperor, how could I become the world-famous Heavenly Master of Conquering Demons again?
"It doesn't matter if Zhong Kui dies. Tang Minghuang was terrified at that time. After returning to the deep palace, he fell ill on the bed. While feeling drowsy, Tang Minghuang always felt that there were several little ghosts there constantly. Tearing at his own body, snatching his most beloved jade flute and jumping up and down in the room, constantly teasing him, at this moment when Tang Ming was so angry and helpless with these little ghosts, Zhong Kui's figure directly Appearing in front of Tang Minghuang, the dead Zhong Kui was no longer the kind of mortal who could only read books but had no magic power. This Zhong Kui showed his supernatural power there, and easily caught those little ghosts. It entered my own mouth and was swallowed into my stomach..."!
"After devouring all the ghosts that caused chaos, Zhong Kui disappeared directly beside this Tang Minghuang, but before he disappeared, he said such a sentence to this Tang Minghuang, what is it, he just played it the day before yesterday, oh , I remembered, I am Zhong Kui, a Jinshi of Afuquan under Zhongnan Mountain, who died angrily after being defeated by the strange appearance. Because of the emperor's favor, I vowed to rid the world of evil spirits with His Majesty. Just such a sentence, Tang Minghuang was directly moved Yes, after waking up, Zhong Kui was directly canonized as Yi Sheng Lei Ting to exorcise demons and ward off evil spirits, and bless the Holy Monarch, who is later known to all of us as the Heavenly Master of Subduing Demons..."!
After drinking the tea in the cup in one breath, Boss Li wiped his mouth carefreely there, and talked about Zhong Kui's deeds again, logically speaking, he shouldn't know so much, but who told him these days I just watched this TV series for a while, and I remember most of the plots in it clearly, so I have the above show off and explanation.

"Impossible, I'm not Zhong Kui, I don't want to be a celestial master, I have a little sister to raise, I don't want to be a celestial master, let alone die, no, I don't want..."!
With a bang, Zhong Kui, who looked a little crazy, punched his fists on the table with red eyes, with such force that the plates and chopsticks on the table jumped several times in a row, filled with grief and indignation. Zhong Kui, who was full of sadness, looked even more frightening than usual at this time. His appearance immediately scared Xiao Qiu, who was talking and laughing just now, watching TV dramas, into tears. (It’s a great event to drop pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you! Follow up~click/Chinese website official account (add friends on WeChat-add official account-enter qdread), and participate immediately! Everyone has a prize, now immediately Pay attention to qdread WeChat official account!)

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