cross the interceptor

Chapter 53

What?Are you Ultraman?You yelled me out of the house in the middle of the night, fat brother, and when you came to you, you told me such a nonsense reason, it’s fun to play tricks on people, isn’t it?
The fat man was completely angry: "Boss, you are Ultraman, I am still the Buddha, then the evildoer, in front of the Buddha, don't stick up your butt, let the deity kick you, I ran over in the middle of the night, you Tell me this, why don’t you say you’re Brother Silk Socks, at least, Brother Silk Socks is a hundred times better than that trashy Ultraman of the Pumpkin Brother..."!
"Fatty, congratulations, you got the answer right, brother is the silk stocking brother you have been trying to find and follow to the end, you can kneel down and kowtow to say hello, hehe...".

Song Yicheng showed an extremely shameless smirk, winked at Fatty Chang who was blushing, and said, with a hint of teasing in his eyes.

"Do you think you are boring? Boss, why do you mean what I say? Come on, don't insult my idol, okay? Don't think you are wearing the black stockings brother wears. Clothes, I will believe you, you haven’t seen this outfit, I am also wearing it, this kind of clothes is very popular on Taobao now, do you think you can only buy it?”
"Besides, since I was a child, I don't know who you are! If you were Brother Silk Stockings, sows could climb trees. Really, yes, boss, do you think Brother Silk Stockings' abilities are from the United States? What kind of Saint Cloth team has suffered..."?
Song Yicheng didn't say anything, just turned his head slightly, and didn't fiddle with anything, ignored the fat man's questions, and just went about his own business there.

"Boss, I'm asking you something, did you hear me, analyze it for me, I don't believe it anymore, with Brother Silk Stocking's martial arts, he won't be able to beat those holy fighters from the United States... ah...you...he ...Old, boss, you, like, really look alike, oh my god..."!
The fat man was still there talking endlessly, and when he was worried about Brother Silk Stockings' strength, Song Yicheng suddenly turned around, and he didn't know when to cover his unobstructed face. Putting on a black cloth mask, on the mask, a pair of bright big eyes full of smiles just looked at the fat man lightly.

"Boss, don't even mention it, you put on this face scarf, it is really similar to my idol brother stockings, why don't you think I didn't think of ordering a face scarf, no, tomorrow I will also I have to do a few of them and come back, hehe... ".

The fat man looked excitedly at Song Yicheng in front of him, and slapped his right thigh fiercely with his right hand, that's right, why didn't he know how to make some face masks, because he thought he was a hard-core idiot of Brother Silk Socks As for fans, look, they are not as professional as their own boss.

ah!What kind of eyes are you kid?Brother is like this, have you still not recognized the great figure of brother that is wise and martial?

By the way, gun, Overlord Gun, Song Yicheng did it as soon as he thought of it. With only a slight movement in his hand, a big purple-black gun more than three meters long appeared in his hand. This guy shook the big gun. , in a posture of raising fire to the sky, holding the gun behind him with his right hand, pointing the gun head upward at an angle of 45 degrees, and gently pushing out with the palm of his hand in front of him, slightly shaking the dantian. Inspired by the strong internal force, all the clothes on this guy's body bulged up, and the whole person looked like his clothes were fluttering, revealing a strong feeling of chilling.

The fat man was already in a daze at this moment, and a few drops of crystal saliva dripped from the corner of his wide-open mouth unconsciously, dripping to the ground continuously, and the whole person just froze there, even The eyeballs refused to move.

Fatty, brother is like this, why don't you just come and bow before you come over, is it because your domineering aura is not intense enough?Alright, brother will give you another move, and let you see my newly learned marksmanship with one-handed [-] picks!

Song Yicheng was so busy showing off in front of his best friend that he didn't pay attention to what the fat man was doing now. When he saw that the fat man didn't respond, he thought his performance wasn't good enough, so he immediately went out of his way More than half of the skill in the body poured the true energy into the Overlord Spear in his hand, swiped the spear forward with both hands, and saw a faint qi coming out of the gun, and after a loud bang, , the entire wall opposite the living room, including the TV wall in front of the brick wall, and the LCD TV placed on the TV wall, all turned into a pile of debris under this faint gun light, just like that. They filled most of the living room.

"Ah, what's going on, is there an earthquake? Damn, it can't be, Master, you just reprimanded us not to destroy things, why did you tear down the house here in just a short while..."?
Looking at the little fat man and Ersha who ran out barefoot, Song Yicheng wanted to cry without tears. Damn, did my brother commit an evil star today? I just bought a new house for a month, brother. It's only been a few days, how did it become like this!

"Well, fat man, I didn't scare you. I'm really sorry. Recently, my skill has improved again. I didn't pay attention. This wall was swept away by my spear. Well, tomorrow, you send someone over to rebuild it. Let's go!"
Song Yicheng looked at Chang Fatty with an embarrassed face, and said embarrassedly, he didn't even think about who created the one-handed eighteen pick marksmanship. It was the period when Chu and Han were fighting for the top, and the most powerful martial artist at that time The marksmanship used by Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu.

At that time, Xiang Yu was a superhero who claimed to be able to carry a tripod and move a mountain. Xiang Yu was proficient in eighteen kinds of weapons, but he only loved the spear of the ancestor of a hundred soldiers, so he used it
A meteorite that fell from the sky in Kuaiji County made a Overlord Spear weighing more than 300 kilograms, and set a new record for this set of one-handed eighteen picks.

This marksmanship looks unremarkable, but there are only [-] simple and direct movements, but it covers the spear, stab, slam, wrap, circle, block, hold, pounce, point, dial, slide, tease, challenge in marksmanship. , twisting, smashing, dancing flowers, and splitting guns and smashing guns.

The eighteen moves can be combined freely, and they are performed with a unique method of movement, which is even more powerful in the past and present. It is said to be unique in the world and invincible. With this single-handed [-]-pick technique, coupled with the fact that the internal energy in his body has been successfully promoted to the realm of a first-class master, the internal energy in his dantian has been upgraded and transformed into a more pure internal internal energy Well, with the addition of these two, how can this mere brick wall withstand such a terrible attack.

"Great, great, hahahahaha, I posted it, let me see who dares to look down on my fat man, my boss is brother silk stockings, hehe, it can be regarded as seeing a living person, by the way, good news, oh my god, boss , you don’t mean to teach me martial arts, okay, okay, hurry up, come on, come on, don’t take pity on me just because I’m a flower..."!
The fat man was about to pass out with joy, hahahaha, I didn’t expect that the person I was thinking about day and night turned out to be my boss, this is really great, yes, the boss called me in the middle of the night, he must Taught me the miraculous martial arts he mastered, oh my god, I finally made it through, hahahaha.

"Master, who is this fat man? What kind of martial arts does he teach? Let me tell you, fat man, what my master masters is not martial arts, but the legendary skills of cultivating the true and the immortal. No, it's the skills of cultivating demons. Tell me You, we are the only heirs of the supreme lineage of the ancient demon way, my master is the legendary unrivaled demon ancestor, and I am the future little devil, the future invincible old devil... Oh, master, how do you fight? I……".

Song Yicheng withdrew the finger that had tapped his incomprehensible apprentice's head, turned his head, and said embarrassedly: "Fatty, don't listen to this little bastard's nonsense. I'm the one who fooled this kid. Just for fun, by the way, let’s get to know each other. This is Mao Xiaogang, my new apprentice in Zhengzhou. This is Ersha, my friend. In fact, I called you here today, just to satisfy the greatest wish in your heart all the time. , let you become that high-spirited martial arts master in the shortest possible time, don't say anything provocative to me, which of our two brothers is with whom... ".

"Then what are you waiting for? Boss, I've been ready for a long time. Come on, I'll leave these more than 200 kilograms to you today. Boss, hurry up, I can't wait..."

Half an hour later, the fat man who had lost more than ten catties and stretched five or six times, covered his nose with one hand and made a victory gesture of OK with the other, walked out of the stinking toilet refreshed. I came out with a look of smog on my face, can it not smell bad, Ersha and Mao Xiaogang pulled it six or seven times alone, the smell in the toilet hasn't gone away yet, this fat man keeps pulling it, it's not bad if he didn't smoke to death, But looking at Chang Fatty's expression, the effects of the marrow-washing pill and Qi-yielding pill just now should look pretty good.

"Boss, this is really amazing. In just a short while, I became a master? I'll try it, I'll hack it..."!
With a bang, the only intact dining table in the living room was turned into a pile of wooden pieces under Chang Fatty's punch. How many times has this happened today?Song Yicheng was speechless while watching, let's fight, fight, everyone is crazy, no one is normal, poor brother these few tables, how many times has brother not used it yet?This guy also thinks about it, among them, he is the happiest person who just demolished the wall!

"Boss, this, I, I can't help it too. You can't blame me for this. If you want to blame it, it's all about the position of this table in your house. It's so handsome, so I couldn't help but punch it , In order to celebrate my brother becoming a martial arts master today, I have decided, Boss, I will pay for all the furniture in your house tomorrow, and we will replace them all with the most expensive and beautiful ones... ".

Having said this, this guy couldn't help but ran to another room, where he kept punching and kicking all kinds of furniture, until he heard the sound of booming, and from time to time the sound of Chang Fatty That's so cool, so cool, I dare say this fat man is addicted to it.

"Leave a few pieces for me, I haven't spent enough, that fat brother, leave me a few pieces too, I haven't had enough, the big deal, I will pay for all the money to buy furniture tomorrow. How many pieces do I keep..."!
The little fat man was not slow to react, the fat man had just smashed a few pieces, and this guy quickly ran into another room, and started to destroy the furniture inside, and finally, even The honest and honest Ersha also joined the army of prodigals, and the whole villa suffered the greatest damage in its history in a short while.

"No, save a bed for me, I still need to sleep tonight..."

In the end, Song Yicheng's yelling was still a step too late. At the same time as he yelled, the big bed in the last bedroom upstairs was thrown by three guys in unison. Under the impact of a strong external force, it crashed into a pile of broken wood pieces.

(End of this chapter)