cross the interceptor

Chapter 372 The Fated Encounter of Wine Sword Immortal
In a small restaurant on the side of Yanzhao, a man in dirty clothes staggered into the room. It seemed that he hadn't bathed in more than ten years, and his body still smelled of sourness and alcohol. The downcast middle-aged Taoist priest, this Taoist priest seems to be a little drunk, with a thin body, a pair of wicked eyes, and a pair of cloudy eyes that always look like drunk except for a conspicuous big red wine nose. Not drunk.Except for an old and torn Taoist robe, the Taoist has only the beige wine gourd hanging around his waist.

"Restaurant, Master Dao has dinner, hurry up, serve a dozen or twenty of your signature dishes in your store, and serve a few bottles of the best wine in the store for Master Dao, hurry up, why are all the people here weird?" Yes, I don’t understand people’s words, why, I’m afraid that the Taoist master won’t give me money after dinner, take this gold ingot, is it enough, hurry up, good wine and good food, bring it to me quickly..."!
After entering the restaurant, the Taoist priest sat down on a dining table by the side of the hall, and shouted loudly there, so loud that it shook off a layer of dust on the roof, In the living room of the lane, there were several tables of guests who had already started eating and drinking, shouting and calling for the waiter to come and have a look. Their dishes were all covered with a layer of dust, and they could not be eaten at all.

"This, this Taoist priest, please keep your voice down, please keep your voice down, judging from your proficient lion roar skills, you must be a master who can't hide from the world. What do you want? Please go ahead and tell me, but please don’t make any more effort, Daoist, the small shop is small and the profit is thin, if you destroy this house, our boss should cry, the money he earned in two years, I'm afraid it's not enough to rebuild the house..."!
A waiter next to him quickly ran over, looked at the Taoist priest with embarrassment, persuaded him in a low voice, and at the same time secretly slandered him in his heart, this Taoist priest didn't know why, but he was born It's such a loud voice, look at this voice, the meals of several tables of guests are about to be served again.

"Taoist priest, what did you just say? There are more than ten or twenty dishes. Can you finish eating so many dishes? Also, whether your piece of gold is real or not? I'm sorry, our store only accepts cash. No. Those who collect precious metals, if you have cash, just give us the cash when you check out later. This piece of gold is too precious, please keep it..."!
"What, what, what, Daoist, I have traveled all over China and all over the world, and I have never heard of anyone who does not accept gold. This is pure gold, and it should be worth more than the cash you said. Go, Master Dao, I only have gold, I don’t have the bullshit cash you said, hurry up, the food can be served slowly, first serve me a few jars of good wine, Master Dao, I’m so hungry, I didn’t expect that there would be people in this poor place. Such a strong aroma of wine, if it weren't for your wine scent to attract Daoist me, even if you use eight sedan chairs to carry Daoist, I would not come here. Lord, let me serve wine and food..."?
"This this……"!
The Taoist priest was cursing there, threw the ingot of gold in his hand, and threw it into the waiter's hand. Serve the wine and food.This time, the waiter was stumped, he didn't know what to do with this heavy ingot of gold ingot.

"Waiter, don't waste your time there. Just charge the Taoist priest's meal money to my account. Take it. This is 1 yuan. Take it here. It should be enough. Come on, I didn't see this Taoist priest, why are you so anxious, why are you so blind..."!
A chubby man stood up from a table by the window, reached out his hand and took out a bundle of cash from the pocket next to him, and threw it to the waitress who was at a loss, showing a full-fledged prodigal look .Looking at the Taoist priest there with a smile, his eyes were full of curiosity.

The Taoist priest also noticed the fat man at this time. He couldn't help it. All the guests dining in the hall and the dishes on each table were covered with a thin layer of dust. Only the table where the young fat man was sitting was still there. It was clean, with no sign of being stained by the dust just now.

"Hey, the little brother is really bold, I like it, hehe, it turns out that the little brother is also a fellow, but it's a pity that your cultivation level is a bit unsatisfactory, how about this, Daoist, I think you are eating and drinking here alone, don't you?" It’s not boring, but you sincerely invite me to drink, why don’t you and I form a table together..."?
"Okay, since the Taoist priest is so free and easy, how can I, a fat man, be left behind? If you don't mind, please invite the Taoist priest to sit down and talk. Let's talk and drink, and taste the food in this shop together." You don’t know about some good dishes. I’m a famous foodie in our area. I’m notoriously gluttonous. I dare not say anything else. I know what kind of food there is in this garden hundreds of miles away. It's very clear, hehe..."!
Needless to say, this fat man is Chang Fatty who was thrown by Song Yicheng to look after his house in Yanzhao. Ever since he came back from Tianjing last time, Chang Fatty has deeply felt his own shortcomings in cultivation. Then he left everyone alone, and returned the Shangyuan Bajing Building to Song Yicheng, and ran back to his home in Yanzhao alone, and started a dull and hard life of retreat, but, you let this fat man eat and drink It's okay, if he is really allowed to live like an ascetic monk, then he can't stand it no matter what, no, it hasn't been long, this guy can't stay at home anymore, he is sulking, Come out to let the wind go, and by the way, taste some special dishes in this store that are famous throughout Yanzhao.

"Haha, little brother, I didn't expect that you and I, one is a greedy drinker and the other is a glutton. We are destined to listen to you and eat and drink together. There are more people and it will be lively. With you little brother accompanying me, it can't be better. I, the old Taoist, am drinking alone. I didn’t know that this little brother is a master of that sect. The aura on your body gives me, the old Taoist, a very familiar feeling..."?
Fatty Chang saw the other party coming over quickly, and after sitting across from him, he quickly and enthusiastically helped the other party arrange dishes, chopsticks, cups, paper towels and other things. Li Hai, if you want to talk about this sect, I should be regarded as a disciple of the Shushan Sword Sect, but I, Chang Fatty, can't see through Daoist Priest's cultivation, I don't know which sect master you are..."?
As soon as the neurotic words of these two people uttered here, the diners who ate next to them were more than half amused at once. My God, just because of the looks and virtues of these two people, they even claimed to be Shushan disciples and senior masters. On the contrary, one is skinny, dry-eyed and dull-eyed, and looks drunk and smoky, and the other is terribly fat, and looks like he is covered in fat, and it is a bit difficult to walk. Based on the appearance of these two people, it can be said that there is something important in cultivating Taoism. A grown-up immortal, isn't this cultivator too worthless?

With a puff, the old Taoist priest who poured a full glass of high-quality liquor on the table into his stomach eagerly just now spewed out the drink he just drank. Fortunately, the person on the opposite side Fatty Chang flashed fast, so he was not affected by the drink. However, he looked at the stinky Taoist priest with a trace of dissatisfaction. What's the matter, my brother claims to be a disciple of Shushan, so he is very dissatisfied with Shushan? ?Otherwise, how could this Taoist priest show such a dumbfounded expression?

Shushan school?Nima, why does our Shushan Sword Sect exist in this strange world?As soon as the old Taoist heard that the other party claimed to be a disciple of Shushan, he couldn't control himself, and directly sprayed out the fine wine he drank in his belly. Damn it, I said, why do I feel the energy of this kid? Does it look so familiar?So it's my family?
"It turns out that you are our disciple of Mount Shu, good, good, good of Mount Shu, old Taoist, I am just like you, and I am also a disciple of this Mountain of Shu, riding the wind with a sword to ward off demons in the world, happy with wine, and happy without wine Madness. Drink all the rivers in one go, swallow up the sun and the moon again, I can’t get drunk from a thousand cups, but I am the Immortal of Wine and Swordsman. My old Taoist Taoist name is precisely the three words of this poem, Listen to the Three Words of Immortal of Wine and Swords, how about it, little brother, no Thinking that you and I are actually from the same school, hehe, then we will have a good time making out and making out..."!
Jiu Jianxian opened his drunken eyes there, stretched out his hand and patted the wine gourd on his waist proudly, it contained spirit wine brewed from countless kinds of high-quality elixir, since the other party and himself Such a hit-and-run relationship, and I have accepted the favor of the other party to some extent just now, and after a while, I have to make a good achievement for the other party.

"Wha, what? Make out with me, you old glass, you old pervert. If you want to make out, find someone else. I'm not gay. My sexual orientation is very normal. How did you know that? I have admired and liked this wine and sword fairy since I was a child. You old liar, you actually made up such nonsense to fool me. Do you really think you can escape from the game? Come on, tell me, did my boss tell you? 's, and then let you dress up like this to trick me, hehe, you want me to fall into his trap, huh, no way..."!
When the fat man heard that the other party claimed to be a wine sword fairy, he was startled at first, and then he reacted immediately. He looked at the other party with a smile on his face, and carefully sized him up, trying to see the difference. This guy must be a Liar, since he was a child, he has liked martial arts, swordsmen, and wine swordsmen. This secret is only known to his boss Song Yicheng. Come to think of it, he must have been sent by Song Yicheng to play tricks on him.

(End of this chapter)