cross the interceptor

Chapter 303
On the irregularly shaped gold cake, two large tooth marks were clearly visible. The owner of the restaurant looked at the gold cake in his wife's hand and the gold cake in the other hand for comparison. Necklace, with a stunned look in his eyes, took a while to react, and kept urging the waiter around him: "Hurry up, hurry up, pick up the best dishes in our shop, and serve them a few more. Big customer, send it, send it, Alan, this thing should be able to sell for [-] to [-] yuan, which is worth half a year's income of our store..."!
"Boss, the account is settled..."!
"Waiter, checkout..."!
In the large hotel hall, Xiang Yu on this side was munching without raising his head, and the chopsticks in his hand could hardly see the scene clearly, causing a series of phantoms, and the diners on the other side , I also recalled it at this time. During this period of time, there were many strange characters and things in Huaxia. Although the government found various reasons to cover up those things, it is undeniable that the people's The eyes are sharp, and the common people are not all fools. Even if they cannot guess the truth behind those strange events, it does not prevent them from fearing and worrying about these things. After all, every time those things happen, they are accompanied by A lot of blood and innocent lives were lost.

Thinking of these diners in this regard, how dare they sit here and continue to eat with peace of mind? They all hurriedly checked out and left here one by one, lest they run too slowly, and Xiang Yu turned into a terrifying demon king to give them a hand. A spoonful of stew.

Xiang Yu doesn't know what these people are thinking, he only knows that there is no one around him to bother him anymore, after a long meal, Xiang Yu wiped his mouth in satisfaction, and sat there comfortably. With a little bit of luck, he picked up the purple-black shiny Nine Heavens Thunder Knife that was stuck halfway into the ground, and carried it to his shoulder. After a few words of satisfied praise for the restaurant, The whole person is ready to step out of here.

"Concubine Yu, Xiang Yu is not weaker than others in this life. He is powerful enough to push the mountain and the world is overwhelmed. He is invincible with thousands of soldiers. Who knows that he was forced into a desperate situation by the traitor Liu Bang. After a battle, my heavenly soldiers are as powerful as eight thousand!" Jiangdong’s disciples have all lost the enemy’s hands, what face does it make me go back to Jiangdong, and meet many Jiangdong elders, Xiang Yu is incompetent, exhausted thousands of troops, I should die as an apology, and reward tens of thousands of brothers for their loyalty to Xiang Yu , and the spirit in heaven who fought bloody battles until death. Yu Ji, I have only loved you as a woman in my life. Xiang Yu is determined to die now. Next, he will not embarrass you, it is Xiang Yu's fault, he failed to protect your life safe and happy, Xiang is incompetent, hahahaha, King of Western Chu, in the end, I am just a big joke, hahahaha, old man The sky is unfair, and I, Xiang Yu, refuse to accept it..."!
Just when Xiang Yu was about to walk out of the hall, I saw a waiter who was idle next to him pressing the TV remote control in his hand boredly, and the TV in the hall immediately switched to a movie that was playing Farewell My Concubine. I saw a channel on the large plasma LCD TV, Xiang Yu, who was tear-stained and ashamed, knelt down, holding his head and weeping bitterly, and was yiyi with the same tear-eyed beauty Yu Ji Farewell, gathering and parting, love and hate.

"My lord, all my concubines dance for the king alone. Yu Ji was born as a man of the king and died as a ghost of the king. Now the king is determined to die, how can Yu Ji live alone? My lord, Yu Ji is one step ahead, the king's affection Sincerely, Concubine Yu is ashamed to be a leader in this life, let Concubine Yu repay her in the next life..."!
A flash of sword light flashed, and the beauty playing Yu Ji on the TV fell powerlessly to the ground, and the three-foot green sword in her hand was thrown away, leaving only Xiang Yu hugging her with a sad face. Holding the dying concubine in her arms, she looked up to the sky and roared loudly, beside the rocky beach beside her lay a horse with a black cone that had been stiff for a long time.

"Ah, shopkeeper, I'm so pissed off. This, what's going on, what is this box? Why is there someone in it slandering this king's name and tarnishing this king's unrivaled achievements? This king needs you to give me an answer." Explain, otherwise, be careful that I will get angry and burn your dilapidated shop..."!
With a bang, the two-meter-long giant thunder knife slashed down like lightning. When the knife struck out, the lightning flashed and thundered, and the aura of the knife swept across the sky. Under the powerful aura of the knife, the entire TV was directly shattered into a sky full of parts and plastic fragments Xiang Yu, who was so angry that his eyes were red, grabbed the chest of a waiter next to him, lifted him into the air, and asked loudly there.

"First of all, sir, this is a TV. It's a very common thing, and it's sold in shopping malls. You haven't even seen a TV, have you? It's just an ordinary TV series. Then, what's the matter?" Slandering and tarnishing your famous name, calm down, calm down, let's talk slowly, listen to me to explain to you..."!
The waiter who was mentioned in the middle of the sky was so frightened that his face turned blue. Looking at the other party's eyes that were about to shoot fire, he almost peed his pants, but obviously, his words just now played a certain role , I saw this strange guest let go of his hand immediately after hearing his justification, let him fall to the ground, and at the same time said coldly: "Okay, I want to hear, what kind of treatment do you give this king?" explanation of……"!
"Sir, don't worry, let me explain to you slowly, this TV, it is a thing made by us to play various TV programs, what is a TV program, oh Let me put it this way, it is the history of each dynasty, like the Qin Dynasty, the Han Dynasty after the Qin Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty, and the Song Dynasty. Find a large group of people and take pictures of everything that happened in each dynasty. If it is performed as a play, this is a TV series..."!
"What, the Qin Dynasty was followed by the Han Dynasty, followed by the Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty, and Ming Dynasty. Then, let me ask you, what dynasty is it now? The Qin Dynasty you mentioned was the Great Qin Dynasty that unified the six countries. The dynasty ruled by Yingzheng, tell me, how many years has it been since the Qin Dynasty..."?
"Now, it should be two or three thousand years since the end of the Qin Dynasty. You see, if you go out from our store, you will find the Afang Palace built by Qin Shihuang. Unfortunately, it was burned down by Xiang Yu. Burned everything, oh, what a sin..."!
In the empty hall, Xiang Yu's slightly anxious voice sounded, as well as the whispered explanations of the waiter with a face of fear beside him.

"What, has it been more than 2000 years since the demise of the Qin Empire..."?
In a hospital in Chang'an City, an old man in green robes with disheveled gray hair, a leopard head and eye rings, and an unusually mighty old man in green robes also asked the same words as Xiang Yu here, he He was sent to this hospital as a mentally ill patient. When this old man was discovered, he was rampaging on the street with a violent face, overturned many stalls, and yelled some things from time to time. With words that no one could understand, several young people went up to stop him, but he was seriously injured by him, but fortunately, there was no fatal case, and fortunately the police arrived in time, because the other party was older, He was also mentally abnormal, so he tricked the other party into this hospital with good words and comfort.

"Of course, old man, don't you really think that you are from the Qin Dynasty? No one in this world can live to be more than 2000 years old. That wouldn't be a god..."?
The attending doctor next to him seemed very patient. He had seen many such mentally ill patients. Most of these people imagined themselves as a certain celebrity in history, and then put themselves into the role of this celebrity, and Based on this, all kinds of things that make people laugh and cry are done.

"Of course, of course I am a citizen of the Great Qin Empire. A certain Guiyou family is the number one master of my Great Qin Empire, the leader of the Xianyang Warrior Guild, and the teacher of the second prince Hu Hai. He shocked the world with his ghost robbery skill When the Emperor Qin pacified the Six Kingdoms, there were many battles. How lazy I led many saints and warriors to resist various assassinations and sneak attacks from various countries. Only then did I unify the Six Kingdoms and establish our Great Qin Empire..."!
Sure enough, as expected by the doctor, the majestic old man with white hair and youthful face in front of him opened his mouth and put his identity on an ancient man from more than 2000 years ago. The number one master of the Great Qin Empire, and the teacher of the prince, isn't Hu Hai the second emperor of Qin?Why don't you say that you are the emperor's teacher, hahahaha, this person is really interesting, but he still suppressed the joy in his heart, bowed his hands solemnly there, and imitated the other party's tone and replied solemnly: " It turned out to be Master Guiyou. Daqin has been destroyed by Xiang Yu for more than 2000 years, and that Xiang Yu was also killed by Liu Bang. The revenge of your Daqin Empire can be regarded as revenge. It is getting late today, please rest early Go, come, let me take you to the room where you rest. If you are hungry, I can arrange for someone to bring you some meals. However, can you tell me your address and the contact information of your family, my lord , Our hospital is also very poor, you need to pay the hospital fee when you come to our hospital..."!
Before the doctor could finish his words, there was a flash of black light, and the old man punched out with an angry face, knocking the doctor upside down from the air. He just landed on the ground. He opened his mouth, made a loud noise, and kept vomiting blood. At the end of the vomiting, even some internal organ fragments spurted out. After kicking his legs a few times, he lost his breath after a while and became A cold corpse.

(End of this chapter)