cross the interceptor

Chapter 260 The Angry Fahai
"Ah, just such a stick of incense, it costs 6000 yuan, this, this is too expensive..."!
Hearing the quotations from the three masters on the opposite side, the man was dumbfounded there. Didn't he say that how much incense is given depends on the wishes of the pilgrims?Why did he get here? He wants to offer his heart to the Bodhisattva and Buddha, and offer a stick of cigarettes. He wants so much money. So many pilgrims rushed over and watched him eagerly from the sidelines. At that moment, their faces darkened, and they gritted their teeth, and said helplessly: "Master, I really want to pay respects to the Buddha with such a stick of incense. I didn't bring so much cash, look, can I exchange it for a cheaper Buddhist incense..."!
"Hehe, benefactor, don't worry, we already knew the wishes of all benefactors, so why didn't we have some preparations? Don't worry about this benefactor, we can swipe your card here, no matter which bank's card you are, you can spend everything with us , By the way, we have also opened an international exchange business, and all foreign currencies in various countries can also be circulated and used..."!
Before the man could finish speaking, one of the three masters quickly took out a set of POS card swiping machines from the niche behind him. He looked at the other man with a smile, and the card swiping machine in his hand was there. It kept shaking gently, reminding the other party that it was time to swipe the card.

In desperation, the man had no choice but to sigh, turned his head and looked regretfully at his hateful wife, reached out and took out his bank card from his pocket, swiped it reluctantly, and pulled Seeing his wife with a disgruntled face, she didn't even enter the gate of the Daxiong Hall, and just left Shaolin Temple directly, with a stomach full of anger, and left the temple sullenly.

After watching the couple leave, the three masters looked indifferent, looked at more and more tourists with smiles on their faces, and enthusiastically walked towards the next one with the merit book in their hands At the same time, he said the same words again and again: "Amituofo, good almsgiver, since this almsgiver can enter our Shaolin Temple, it means that he is destined to be my Buddha, and he is still here." Please write down your name on this merit book. The abbot master in Shaolin Temple, the great monk Shi Yongxin will naturally chant sutras for the donor in the years to come, pray for blessings and disaster relief, and pray for the blessing of the Buddha. , let the benefactor have a lot of good luck in the second half of his life, attract wealth and treasure, have a prosperous family business, and a happy family, Namo Amituofo..."!
With the previous example, how far did the tourist jump out with a scream, as if the merit book was some kind of huge destructive weapon, bypassing the Daxiong Palace far away, and continuing to the next scenic spot Wandered over.

"Hey, another dishonest one. Why are there so many stingy believers in this world? Really, the world is so difficult, and I don't know how many of us monks can survive. Alas, the sea of ​​suffering has no limit. If you really have a Buddha in your heart and have a relationship with the Buddha, come over and offer a piece of Buddha incense. Compared with the sincerity to the Buddha, money is something outside of the body. Why not dedicate it to the seat of the Buddha, Namo Amitabha..."!
After hearing the words of the three Buddhist masters, Fa Hai suppressed the anger in his heart, gently pulled a pilgrim past him, put his hands together there, performed a deep Buddhist ceremony, and asked hurriedly: " Amitabha, good almsgiver, I don't know something about this poor monk, how much is this 6000 yuan worth, and what can I buy if I go shopping..."?
The tourists who saw the scene just now detoured away one after another, but there are too many pilgrims and tourists in Shaolin Temple, no, the previous wave just left, and the latter wave came over immediately, no, no When Fahai got the answer he wanted to know from the man in his twenties beside him, he saw another man with the appearance of a fat official accepting the merit books handed over by the three masters. , wrote down several names there in a hurry, and then handed back the merit book with satisfaction.

"Master, well, if you want to talk about the 6000 yuan, you used to buy too many things, but now the prices are soaring. If you want to buy things with the 6000 yuan, you can buy four or five heads of two hundred catties. Pig, huh, huh, here and there is burning incense, this is simply stealing money, huh, my whole family originally believed in Buddhism, but after accompanying my parents to this Shaolin Temple last time, our whole family doesn’t believe in it now Now, the Buddha has become so greedy for money that those of us sincere believers who come to burn incense and worship Buddha can't even afford to burn incense sticks. This Buddha, I don't care if I don't worship..."!
After the young man uttered these words loudly, he ignored Fa Hai, whose face was livid and embarrassed, and glanced disdainfully at the three masters in front of the main hall, and strode away from the world-famous master. Buddhist practice holy land.

"Almsgiver, don't go in and worship Buddha. You see, it is very hard for me, Abbot Shaolin, to chant scriptures and pray for you personally. Please ask the almsger to burn incense in front of this Buddha. Then, this book of merits and virtues, as long as you sign it All the people with the name have offered incense in front of this Buddhist hall. Please also ask the two benefactors to offer a stick of incense to the Buddha. As long as you put this stick of incense and express your sincerity to the Buddha, the Buddha will definitely Bless you, Namo Amitabha..."!
"Ah, incense, incense, okay, how much is a stick of incense, quick, just this kind of the thickest Buddha incense, give me three sticks, ah no, I want nine sticks of incense, so that I can To express my sincerity to the Buddha, right, baby..."!
After the fat man finished listening, his eyes lit up immediately, and he immediately pointed to the thickest Buddha incense and gave orders there aggressively. , and lightly patted the beautiful woman's butt with her chubby palm.

"Hehe, my husband, what you did just now is so handsome. I love you so much. To worship Buddha, we just need to burn a few more sticks of incense, so that we can show our respect for the Buddha and his elders, no , I also want to burn nine sticks of incense, can you help others to pay quickly? Haven’t you heard this saying, pray to Buddha, do you have Buddha’s blessing..."?
The beauty was slapped by the man, and she simply tilted her body and fell into the other's arms, writhing in the other's arms, coquettishly in an extremely coquettish tone. , made this fat middle-aged man smile happily, and kept saying: "Okay, you also offer nine sticks of incense, how could you not have a share of my little baby, who is that, Li Worker, hurry up, don't go up and pay the money, hurry up, really, you are usually very smart, but this time I brought you out on a business trip, why don't you know how to perform well in front of the director, hurry up, remember Please come back with an invoice, otherwise the finance side will not be able to reimburse the account..."!
"The benefactor is really generous. Thank you for your kindness. With this kindness, the Buddha and his elders will definitely bless the benefactor with good health, smooth career, abundant wealth, promotion and wealth. As for the invoice and so on, we have prepared everything here. It’s all right, don’t worry, we’ve already bought office supplies, please go, the benefactors, the Buddha will definitely bless you..."!
Looking at the three tourists who threw out more than one hundred thousand yuan in one breath and lighted eighteen pillars of Buddhist incense, the eyes of the three masters all turned red. They are big customers, and it only takes a few words , they earned 10,000+ here, and quickly sent the three of them away with a flattering smile, and then came back happily and continued to guard the incense altar in front of the Daxiong Palace, and continued to look for the next target intently.

They were happy on one side, but Fa Hai on the other side was about to explode with his lungs. With one step, he walked more than 20 meters, and arrived in front of this huge incense shrine as if teleporting. The purple gold bowl was handed over to the left hand, and the right hand punched fiercely, a golden Buddha's light flashed out, and the huge incense altar more than two meters high was smashed into a ball of debris by the monk Fahai. The broken foam piled up high on the ground.

Before the three masters could react, I saw that Fa Hai had already grabbed the cassock on the chest of the master in the middle. It was like a rag doll being thrown out by Fahai at will.

"You, who are you? You crazy monk, how dare you come to our Shaolin Temple to run wild. Where is the monk group, the monks protecting the temple, come here and catch this crazy monk who is causing trouble..." !
Seeing their companions being knocked down to the ground, the remaining two monks shrank their heads back. After stepping back a few steps and feeling safe, they looked left and right, pointed at Fahai with one hand and shouted at the top of their voices. up.

"Who, who the hell dares to make trouble on the site of our Roasting Forest Temple, who? Who, really, disturbed the good mood of the old men and the beauties taking pictures, brothers, come on, catch this crazy monk for me , Shut it to the security room at the back..."!
Before the two monks yelled a second time, a large group of bald monks wearing yellow monk uniforms rushed over from outside. Behind them was a large group of young foreign beauties in bikinis. The beauties were smiling and yelling from time to time, looking like they were watching the excitement.

What is the Temple Protector Kungfu Monk Group, the guardian of Buddhism?Why is it not like that?Fahai looked at the group of young and strong bald monks rushing over, and fell into deep thought, but the monks on the other side didn't give him time to continue thinking. The leading monk waved his right hand, signaling to his side After several juniors went over to arrest Fa Hai, he stopped paying attention to the scene here, turned his head and hugged a long-legged foreign beauty behind him, and swayed coquettishly towards the flashing camera. All kinds of vulgar shapes were made for those beauties to take pictures together.

(End of this chapter)