cross the interceptor

Chapter 189

"Oh, Chinese, please be gentle, I know you are a doctor now, but you can't murder your brother-in-law like this, ah, ah, my ass, it hurts me to death..."!
The boards in the county government are really bad, although because Li Gongfu was arrested by the county government, all the executioners showed mercy, but after the [-] boards were beaten, Li Gongfu's butt was still beaten Bloody and bloody, don't even think about getting up without a three or two day rest.No, this Li Gongfu was yelling at Song Yicheng who was applying medicine to his wound beside the bed.

"Brother-in-law, just bear with me. How could I hurt you? This is my carefully prepared ointment. Combined with these internal pills, it will have the most obvious effect on treating these traumatic injuries. Please be patient and bear it a little longer. After a while, the pain will disappear after a while..."!
At this moment, Song Yicheng had completely assumed the role of Xu Xian in the previous life. He was applying the healing medicine and elixir he had brought from the Jinshan Temple to his brother-in-law with a smile on his face. While applying the medicine, he comforted him My own brother-in-law, he really regarded himself as Xu Xian from the previous life to repay his sister and brother-in-law.

"Hey, this medicine is really effective. It really doesn't hurt anymore. I feel the whole wound is icy cold now. Chinese, how much of this medicine do you have? Leave some more for your brother-in-law. With your medicine, Next time the county magistrate beats your brother-in-law and my ass again, I won’t be afraid, hehe..."!
Li Gongfu, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, has a bold and straightforward personality, lying on the bed, changed his gloomy and gloomy appearance just now, grinning and grinning, with a heartless appearance, which made Xu Jiao beside him tolerate it. Not only did he twist his arm hard, he was so twisted that he grinned and screamed.

"Oh, I said, I was praising our brother's healing medicine, and praising his medical skills is not in vain. Why are you screwing me? I have suffered such a serious injury. If you don't feel sorry for me, forget it , Do you still want me to add injury to injury or what..."?
"Yo, screwing you hurts more, what did you say just now, the county magistrate beat you up, and you couldn't take it anymore, why did I listen to you just now?" Thinking of having to suffer a second board, even if your bear-like body can bear it, I can't stand the shock. Fortunately, my brother came back this time, otherwise, our family I don’t know how miserable I’m going to be for a few days. You’re such a shabby head catcher. I think it’s better to quit as soon as possible. Even if our family goes out to set up a small stall and do a little business, it doesn’t mean that we will be hungry. Die, right, Chinese..."!
When Li Gongfu heard what his wife said, he was embarrassed at first, and then embarrassed. He scratched his head helplessly, his face flushed with embarrassment, and he stammered, "You are really a woman, okay?" Xiaoshi, I have grown up so much, and I have been learning martial arts from my master. Apart from these skills, what else can I do? If you say I don’t want to be a headhunter, why should I go? Blame it, blame that damn vampire Monster, it’s the one that caused me to suffer this meal…”!
"By the way, brother-in-law, I just heard from my sister that there have been several murders in the county. You are also an old man who has been privately arresting robbers. Didn't you find any clues at the scene..."?
"Well, this case cannot be judged by common sense. According to the children who witnessed it, the murderer who killed several little girls was a hideous monster who likes to roam around the grass and ignore people and beasts. The beast has fangs and claws, many hands and many feet, it is a monster that no one has ever seen before, and according to the scars of the surviving Lin Xiaolin, its wounds are not only deep, but also dense, you can say that this monster is like a monster. Who dares to mess with something, even if it is found out, who of us would dare to subdue it..."?
Song Yicheng's face was calm. He knew who the murderer of these cases was, but after he pretended to think for a while, Shi Shiran said: "This guy likes to roam in the grass, and he has many hands and many hands." Feet, isn’t this a big centipede? There’s nothing to be afraid of, let’s find an expert who can subdue demons to help subdue this centipede…”?
"It's difficult. Our county magistrate said that under his rule, it was a prosperous and peaceful place. It can't be called a monster. Anyone who dares to say it will be spreading rumors and causing trouble. This is not the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China. It's over, I'm going to be dispatched by the army, alas, I see, I must die this time, this time, I'm afraid I'm really doomed, but I still have a chance to see the Chinese language for the last time, and see how you live That's right, my medical skills have also improved a lot, my brother-in-law, even if I die, I can finally rest assured..."!
"Bah, bah, what the hell, why are you talking so frustratingly..."?
Seeing the dull and reluctant expression on Li Gongfu's face, Xu Jiaorong became so angry that she punched Li Gongfu on the back in anger. After the blow, she covered her face and cried softly. It goes on and on, as if her husband is really going to the execution ground.

"Sister, brother-in-law, aren't you just a centipede? Why are you so anxious, why are you crying, it's a small matter, it's just a small matter, just leave it to my brother, it's okay, nothing will happen..." !
Seeing Xu Xian gently supporting his sister and comforting her in a soft voice, Li Gongfu's eyes lit up, he got up from the bed with half of his body, and shouted excitedly: "Why, your Means you already figured out a way to save me? Oh my ass..."!
Hearing her husband's cry, Xu Jiaorong also stopped crying and looked at Song Yicheng expectantly, waiting for his answer.

"Well, of course I thought about how to deal with it, brother-in-law, look, I went out this time, not only learned superb medical skills, but also met a strange man with magic spells, this man is upright, warm-hearted, and I was able to talk quite well, and I also said several times that I should practice immortality with him, but I refused. I have a piece of jade talisman here, and I can contact him. As for my brother-in-law, I still feel at ease at home these two days I will use this jade talisman to contact this stranger to come here immediately, help my brother-in-law get rid of this centipede, and give us a stable and peaceful living environment in Qiantang County..."!
"Foreigner, who knows spells, Chinese, is the person you are looking for reliable? Don't get rid of the monsters by then, it will be bad if this alien becomes the meat in the stomach of the monster, we can Can't just harm others..."?
Before Li Gongfu could speak, the kind-hearted Xu Jiaorong beside him quickly expressed his worries. Yes, it's nothing to suffer a little for one's own family. If it hurts others because of it, then let them I'm a little sorry.

"Don't worry, sister. I've seen that stranger's abilities with my own eyes. He can flatten a hill with one stab of his spear. He can fly thousands of miles away with one step. That's the book. The kind of fairy people mentioned in the novel who travel to the North Sea and stay in the sky at dusk, with such great ability, how can they be afraid of a centipede spirit who only knows how to suck blood and has no climate..."!
After these words were spoken, sure enough, whether it was Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong, they were all relieved, and lived peacefully at home for three days. In fact, the injury on Li Gongfu's buttocks was caused by the help of those Buddhist elixir. , as early as the next morning, it was almost healed, but Song Yicheng insisted on the excuse that the stranger had not arrived yet, and dragged Li Gongfu to rest for two more days. It was not until the evening of the third day that Song Yicheng let Li Gongfu He and his subordinates all gathered together, and rushed to a mass grave on the edge of Qiantang County before it got dark.

"Li Tou, is your brother-in-law's idea okay? Don't let us monsters fail to catch us and be eaten by monsters instead..."?
"That's right, that brother-in-law of yours used to be a famous nerd. Is he reliable? Our brothers don't want to feed monsters in vain..."?
In front of the mass grave, Li Gongfu took out a two-foot-tall lifelike rag doll with a sure look on his face. This rag doll was brought over by Song Yicheng from modern society. It had two batteries inside and could play some music. Beautiful children's songs, and while the children's songs are playing, this rag doll will dance on the spot. If it were in modern times, it could only be regarded as a relatively beautiful electric rag doll. However, in this world, when Li Gongfu put the cloth The doll was placed in the middle of the mass grave, and then the small switch under the doll's belly was gently turned on. A female nursery rhyme full of childlike joy floated out happily from inside. At the same time, the doll was also softly singing. His small body was beating lightly. This scene made the more than a dozen government officials' eyes widen.

"You see, you see, I've said it all, my brother-in-law Han Wen is not what he used to be now, this puppet made by the fairy family was taken from an old fairy by him, my Brother Han Wen said that he has invited the old fairy to come here to help us eliminate the demon. This old fairy is hiding beside us now. If the monster does not come, he will not show up. Everyone Don’t worry, the old god has boundless magic power and amazing power. He can subdue a mere centipede spirit with ease..."!
The night was gradually getting dark, and the cool autumn wind blew through the woods around the mass grave, and there were bursts of ghostly cries, combined with the singing of the little girl in the middle, it sounded like Li Gongfu and the others felt It was so creepy, goosebumps all over my body couldn't help it, each of them was furious, and two of them were more courageous, and even started to chatter their upper and lower teeth at that time, with a look of fright. Broken look.

Just when these people were resting their breaths and resting their minds, one by one, they were lying on the side of the most inconspicuous pile of rocks and looking out secretly, they saw a sound of swimming in the woods, and at Li Gongfu's side In the terrified eyes of several people, a huge centipede with a length of more than 20 meters and a width of more than one meter jumped out of the woods. The two huge pincers in front of it snapped and sent, and smashed the electronic toy on the ground. The rag doll was bitten into its own mouth, and at the same time, a sharp tongue protruded from its mouth. It sucked once, but there was no response, and then sucked again, but there was still no response. Finally, the teeth in its mouth snapped together like sharp swords. After a few strokes, the doll was chewed and turned into a large pile of cotton fragments, which were scattered all over the ground.

"Oh my mother, what kind of monster is this, my God, I don't play anymore, don't eat me, don't eat me..."!
Just when this centipede spirit was falling into the anger of being teased by others, a timid yamen servant next to Li Gongfu actually had a nervous breakdown at this moment, covering his head with his hands, crying and screaming while frantically heading towards the woods. Run outside on the path.

(End of this chapter)