The Little God Who Sells the Protagonist
Chapter 191 You Are Too Rascal
Chapter 191 You Are Too Rascal
"beep--"
No matter how Wang Yichen muttered in his heart, the game still had to be played on time.
With the referee's whistle, this cheating game began.
"Good afternoon, all viewers. Welcome to the [-]-[-] season of the World of Warcraft Major League Intercontinental Super League. The two teams fighting are the World of Warcraft Madrid team and the Great China team. This game will be played by me, William the Great Axe, and my team. Our partner Beastman Joe will explain for you." The narrator also took his place.
"Before this game, the Datianchao team had lost all six rounds in a row, and is currently ranked third from the bottom in the standings, in the relegation zone... Poor Datianchao team, this seems to be the first time in their history that they have been promoted In the Super League, the ass is not hot yet, and it has to be relegated back to the First Division."
"Not necessarily, William. They still have a chance to stay, as long as they can win the last two rounds."
"Do you believe this yourself? Joe. Well, maybe they still have a chance in this game. After all, the Warcraft Madrid team's record this season is not very good. Compared with their gorgeous offensive ability, their defense is terrible. It's like a rotten egg that has been placed for hundreds of years. And before this game, the Warcraft Madrid team has lost the qualification to compete for the championship. There is no worry about relegation, no hope of winning the championship, and lack of desire for victory. Walking the field again...but what about the next round? The next round will be against StarStars, a team that's aiming to win."
"It's theoretically possible, and it's possible, isn't it?"
"Hey, don't keep arguing with me...Okay, let me first read the list of players from both sides. Oh! No, let's look at the ball first. Demon Zidane received the ball!"
While the two commentators were talking, the World of Warcraft Madrid team had three passes and two passes, and the ball had already been handed over to their playmaker, Demonized Zidane.The performance of this midfield master is always expected, and his current position has entered the [-]-meter area of the Datianchao team, which is already within the range of demonizing Zidane. It is no wonder that the commentator will stop signing up.
The midfielder of the Datianchao team, Petrified Li Tie, who specializes in guarding Zidane, is going to take the opportunity of Zidane's turn before he can turn around, and directly intercept the ball.But as soon as he stretched out his foot, Zidane had already dragged the ball with his foot, and then the ball followed him, magically completing a gorgeous turn of more than 180 degrees, leaving Li Tie behind in an instant.
"Marseille roundabout!" The commentator shouted!
But at this time, Zheng Zhihua, who is not Zheng Zhihua of the Datianchao team, has already returned to the defense. Seeing that Demonized Zidane intends to dribble forward, he immediately displayed his skill in a hurry-thunder strike!This is the same floor-stepping skill as Monkey King Bell. As the core midfielder of the Datianchao team, Zheng Zhi still has the ability.
However, although this foot on the floor affected Zidane, he did not move at all and was not affected at all. On the contrary, Li Tie of Petrochemical was stomped on his back by Zheng Zhi's foot.
"Poor Zheng, he probably forgot about Zidane's magic attribute." The commentator said sarcastically.
"Hey? Why doesn't this guy eat and step on the floor?" Wang Yichen said in surprise.
It was Li Jinyu who explained to him: "Making Zidane is a magic attribute, he doesn't use any skills..."
"It's too shameless! Magic immunity unit!" Wang Yichen shook his head.
Relying on the attribute of magic immunity, Demonized Zidane used his skills to play with the players of the Great China team on the field-he didn't use any skills, but just used the football skills most dutifully, leaving the Great China team helpless.Among a group of monsters, the demonized Zidane looked the most like a normal human being, but there was no doubt that he was a greater threat than those monsters.
After passing two members of the Datianchao team in a row, the players of the Datianchao team became nervous. Immediately, a defensive player rushed forward to block the path of Demon Zidane. The other players had to give up their positions to defend this player defensive area.As a result, there was inevitably a loophole in the defensive system of the Tianchao team, and at this time, the full-back Monkey King Bell of the Warcraft Madrid team had already inserted an assist in time, just hitting the defensive loophole of the Tianchao team.
Demonized Zidane keenly caught the opportunity, from eye to foot to the ball, a through ball as precise as a scalpel instantly tore apart the defense system of the Great Celestial Dynasty.
The pass of the ball was so comfortable that it not only tore apart the defenders of the Datianchao team, but also calculated the amount of advance, allowing Monkey King Bell's speed advantage to be fully utilized.
After a sprint like lightning, the monkey king Bell left the defenders of the Datianchao team far away, and successfully received the pass from the demonized Zidane.At this moment, there is a vast sea and sky in front of him, and the only thing standing in front of him is Sun Jihai, the full-back of the Great Heavenly Dynasty team.
Facing the approaching person, the monkey king Bell didn't make any fake moves, just kicked the ball far away to the side, and then quickly chased him up - this is the famous stunt of the monkey king Bell, known as "three balls". Bell who was two seconds ago passed the ball to Bell who was three seconds later", that is to rely on the unreasonable speed advantage to overwhelm the opponent's defender.
However, Sun Jihai was very experienced. While turning around to chase the ball, he leaned his body as close as possible to Monkey King Bell, trying to block the speed of Monkey King Bell with his body and collision.but……
"Bang!" With a sound, Monkey King Bell stepped on the floor and immediately overturned Sun Jihai.
"F*ck, it's too skinny..." Wang Yichen sighed.
Bell on the earth plane is famous for his speed, the only flaw is that his body is not strong enough.However, with the addition of stepping on the floor to make it impossible to get close, it is simply invincible...
After overthrowing Sun Jihai, Monkey King Bell smoothly entered the penalty area of the Great Heavenly Dynasty team.
"Boom..." At this moment, accompanied by a tremor of the ground, General Fan, a hulk over three meters tall, shrugged his shoulders and stopped in front of Monkey King Bell.
Faced with this terrifying strong man, Monkey King Bell was still a little apprehensive.But at this time, the defensive system of the Datianchao team has been messed up, and Monkey King Bell has a lot of choices.
Before General Fan approached, Monkey King Bell had already made a diagonal pass and pushed the ball near the penalty spot of the Datianchao team.
A white figure flashed past, and the beast-shaped big Luo rushed to the horse, and shot at the ball angrily!
"Roar!" The shot football made a faint tiger roar.Although the goalkeeper of the Datianchao team jumped on the football, he let go of his hand with a scream, as if he had been bitten by something.Then, the football jumped into the goal by itself.
At this moment, the whole stadium was full of cheers like howling ghosts and howling wolves, as if hell had exploded.
"Goal!!!" The commentator was also erupting instantly, "Beautiful cooperation! Beautiful shot! In less than 3 minutes of the opening, the World of Warcraft Madrid scored a goal, and it was Ronaldo in the shape of a beast!"
"Poor Datianchao team, although the World of Warcraft Madrid team has nothing to ask for this season, but these stars on the field don't seem to be ready to let this poor relegation team go."
"What did I say, Joe? The Great China are destined to say goodbye to their first-ever Premier League trip."
"I really don't understand. I heard that the Great Heavenly Dynasty has a population of more than one billion. Why can't they find eleven people to form a decent team?"
"Haha, you don't need to worry about this problem. The one who should worry about it is Xie Yalong, the master of the akimbo muscles."
At this time, the akimbo muscle expert was cursing on the sidelines with his akimbo.Fortunately, there was a lot of noise at the scene, and no one could hear what he was saying clearly, otherwise the people of the World of Warcraft Football League would have seen what is called the top cursing skill with the characteristics of China.
However, apart from losing his temper, the akimbo muscle master didn't give any effective instructions. After scolding, he slapped his butt and continued to sit on the coach's bench and sulked. It seemed that he acted like I was very angry and the consequences were serious. It can inspire the small universe of one's own team members to explode.
Since the head coach didn't give instructions, the players on the field can only play as they did before.
Taking advantage of the kick-off opportunity, the Great Heavenly Dynasty team also organized a decent attack-compared with the offensive lineup, the defensive lineup of the Warcraft Madrid team is really a bit weak.The only reliable points in the entire defense line are their field captain, Snake Eye Hierro, and their full-back Carlos.
But it is undoubtedly not enough to rely on personal ability to defend.And once the team switched from offense to defense, the big stars of the World of Warcraft Madrid team immediately took a walk on the field, and even the defense was purely based on their eyes. Is it possible to defend this kind of dirty work-have you ever seen an artist moving bricks?
After quickly passing through the midfield, the Datianchao team actually formed a shot.Immediately he displayed his stunt again, flying fire and shooting stars!
But this shot was finally shot down by Lightning Casillas' lightning-some people commented on the World of Warcraft Madrid team, saying that this is a team where a bunch of stars are attacking, and Casillas is defending alone.This is a mockery of the overall defense of the World of Warcraft Madrid team, but it is also a personal compliment to Casillas.As one of the most powerful goalkeepers in this plane, the goal guarded by Casillas is not so easy to break.
Casillas throws the ball directly to attack.Iker Casillas threw the ball very powerfully. Accompanied by a flash of lightning, the ball suddenly fell to the feet of Super Beckham who was in the midfield.
After Beckham stopped the ball, after a little observation, he immediately displayed his signature long pass.With a gorgeous silver arc, the football flew over a distance of hundreds of meters, and accurately found the winger werewolf Ronaldo.At this time, most of the defenders of the Datianchao team, who had switched from offense to defense, hadn't returned to their defense yet!
(End of this chapter)
"beep--"
No matter how Wang Yichen muttered in his heart, the game still had to be played on time.
With the referee's whistle, this cheating game began.
"Good afternoon, all viewers. Welcome to the [-]-[-] season of the World of Warcraft Major League Intercontinental Super League. The two teams fighting are the World of Warcraft Madrid team and the Great China team. This game will be played by me, William the Great Axe, and my team. Our partner Beastman Joe will explain for you." The narrator also took his place.
"Before this game, the Datianchao team had lost all six rounds in a row, and is currently ranked third from the bottom in the standings, in the relegation zone... Poor Datianchao team, this seems to be the first time in their history that they have been promoted In the Super League, the ass is not hot yet, and it has to be relegated back to the First Division."
"Not necessarily, William. They still have a chance to stay, as long as they can win the last two rounds."
"Do you believe this yourself? Joe. Well, maybe they still have a chance in this game. After all, the Warcraft Madrid team's record this season is not very good. Compared with their gorgeous offensive ability, their defense is terrible. It's like a rotten egg that has been placed for hundreds of years. And before this game, the Warcraft Madrid team has lost the qualification to compete for the championship. There is no worry about relegation, no hope of winning the championship, and lack of desire for victory. Walking the field again...but what about the next round? The next round will be against StarStars, a team that's aiming to win."
"It's theoretically possible, and it's possible, isn't it?"
"Hey, don't keep arguing with me...Okay, let me first read the list of players from both sides. Oh! No, let's look at the ball first. Demon Zidane received the ball!"
While the two commentators were talking, the World of Warcraft Madrid team had three passes and two passes, and the ball had already been handed over to their playmaker, Demonized Zidane.The performance of this midfield master is always expected, and his current position has entered the [-]-meter area of the Datianchao team, which is already within the range of demonizing Zidane. It is no wonder that the commentator will stop signing up.
The midfielder of the Datianchao team, Petrified Li Tie, who specializes in guarding Zidane, is going to take the opportunity of Zidane's turn before he can turn around, and directly intercept the ball.But as soon as he stretched out his foot, Zidane had already dragged the ball with his foot, and then the ball followed him, magically completing a gorgeous turn of more than 180 degrees, leaving Li Tie behind in an instant.
"Marseille roundabout!" The commentator shouted!
But at this time, Zheng Zhihua, who is not Zheng Zhihua of the Datianchao team, has already returned to the defense. Seeing that Demonized Zidane intends to dribble forward, he immediately displayed his skill in a hurry-thunder strike!This is the same floor-stepping skill as Monkey King Bell. As the core midfielder of the Datianchao team, Zheng Zhi still has the ability.
However, although this foot on the floor affected Zidane, he did not move at all and was not affected at all. On the contrary, Li Tie of Petrochemical was stomped on his back by Zheng Zhi's foot.
"Poor Zheng, he probably forgot about Zidane's magic attribute." The commentator said sarcastically.
"Hey? Why doesn't this guy eat and step on the floor?" Wang Yichen said in surprise.
It was Li Jinyu who explained to him: "Making Zidane is a magic attribute, he doesn't use any skills..."
"It's too shameless! Magic immunity unit!" Wang Yichen shook his head.
Relying on the attribute of magic immunity, Demonized Zidane used his skills to play with the players of the Great China team on the field-he didn't use any skills, but just used the football skills most dutifully, leaving the Great China team helpless.Among a group of monsters, the demonized Zidane looked the most like a normal human being, but there was no doubt that he was a greater threat than those monsters.
After passing two members of the Datianchao team in a row, the players of the Datianchao team became nervous. Immediately, a defensive player rushed forward to block the path of Demon Zidane. The other players had to give up their positions to defend this player defensive area.As a result, there was inevitably a loophole in the defensive system of the Tianchao team, and at this time, the full-back Monkey King Bell of the Warcraft Madrid team had already inserted an assist in time, just hitting the defensive loophole of the Tianchao team.
Demonized Zidane keenly caught the opportunity, from eye to foot to the ball, a through ball as precise as a scalpel instantly tore apart the defense system of the Great Celestial Dynasty.
The pass of the ball was so comfortable that it not only tore apart the defenders of the Datianchao team, but also calculated the amount of advance, allowing Monkey King Bell's speed advantage to be fully utilized.
After a sprint like lightning, the monkey king Bell left the defenders of the Datianchao team far away, and successfully received the pass from the demonized Zidane.At this moment, there is a vast sea and sky in front of him, and the only thing standing in front of him is Sun Jihai, the full-back of the Great Heavenly Dynasty team.
Facing the approaching person, the monkey king Bell didn't make any fake moves, just kicked the ball far away to the side, and then quickly chased him up - this is the famous stunt of the monkey king Bell, known as "three balls". Bell who was two seconds ago passed the ball to Bell who was three seconds later", that is to rely on the unreasonable speed advantage to overwhelm the opponent's defender.
However, Sun Jihai was very experienced. While turning around to chase the ball, he leaned his body as close as possible to Monkey King Bell, trying to block the speed of Monkey King Bell with his body and collision.but……
"Bang!" With a sound, Monkey King Bell stepped on the floor and immediately overturned Sun Jihai.
"F*ck, it's too skinny..." Wang Yichen sighed.
Bell on the earth plane is famous for his speed, the only flaw is that his body is not strong enough.However, with the addition of stepping on the floor to make it impossible to get close, it is simply invincible...
After overthrowing Sun Jihai, Monkey King Bell smoothly entered the penalty area of the Great Heavenly Dynasty team.
"Boom..." At this moment, accompanied by a tremor of the ground, General Fan, a hulk over three meters tall, shrugged his shoulders and stopped in front of Monkey King Bell.
Faced with this terrifying strong man, Monkey King Bell was still a little apprehensive.But at this time, the defensive system of the Datianchao team has been messed up, and Monkey King Bell has a lot of choices.
Before General Fan approached, Monkey King Bell had already made a diagonal pass and pushed the ball near the penalty spot of the Datianchao team.
A white figure flashed past, and the beast-shaped big Luo rushed to the horse, and shot at the ball angrily!
"Roar!" The shot football made a faint tiger roar.Although the goalkeeper of the Datianchao team jumped on the football, he let go of his hand with a scream, as if he had been bitten by something.Then, the football jumped into the goal by itself.
At this moment, the whole stadium was full of cheers like howling ghosts and howling wolves, as if hell had exploded.
"Goal!!!" The commentator was also erupting instantly, "Beautiful cooperation! Beautiful shot! In less than 3 minutes of the opening, the World of Warcraft Madrid scored a goal, and it was Ronaldo in the shape of a beast!"
"Poor Datianchao team, although the World of Warcraft Madrid team has nothing to ask for this season, but these stars on the field don't seem to be ready to let this poor relegation team go."
"What did I say, Joe? The Great China are destined to say goodbye to their first-ever Premier League trip."
"I really don't understand. I heard that the Great Heavenly Dynasty has a population of more than one billion. Why can't they find eleven people to form a decent team?"
"Haha, you don't need to worry about this problem. The one who should worry about it is Xie Yalong, the master of the akimbo muscles."
At this time, the akimbo muscle expert was cursing on the sidelines with his akimbo.Fortunately, there was a lot of noise at the scene, and no one could hear what he was saying clearly, otherwise the people of the World of Warcraft Football League would have seen what is called the top cursing skill with the characteristics of China.
However, apart from losing his temper, the akimbo muscle master didn't give any effective instructions. After scolding, he slapped his butt and continued to sit on the coach's bench and sulked. It seemed that he acted like I was very angry and the consequences were serious. It can inspire the small universe of one's own team members to explode.
Since the head coach didn't give instructions, the players on the field can only play as they did before.
Taking advantage of the kick-off opportunity, the Great Heavenly Dynasty team also organized a decent attack-compared with the offensive lineup, the defensive lineup of the Warcraft Madrid team is really a bit weak.The only reliable points in the entire defense line are their field captain, Snake Eye Hierro, and their full-back Carlos.
But it is undoubtedly not enough to rely on personal ability to defend.And once the team switched from offense to defense, the big stars of the World of Warcraft Madrid team immediately took a walk on the field, and even the defense was purely based on their eyes. Is it possible to defend this kind of dirty work-have you ever seen an artist moving bricks?
After quickly passing through the midfield, the Datianchao team actually formed a shot.Immediately he displayed his stunt again, flying fire and shooting stars!
But this shot was finally shot down by Lightning Casillas' lightning-some people commented on the World of Warcraft Madrid team, saying that this is a team where a bunch of stars are attacking, and Casillas is defending alone.This is a mockery of the overall defense of the World of Warcraft Madrid team, but it is also a personal compliment to Casillas.As one of the most powerful goalkeepers in this plane, the goal guarded by Casillas is not so easy to break.
Casillas throws the ball directly to attack.Iker Casillas threw the ball very powerfully. Accompanied by a flash of lightning, the ball suddenly fell to the feet of Super Beckham who was in the midfield.
After Beckham stopped the ball, after a little observation, he immediately displayed his signature long pass.With a gorgeous silver arc, the football flew over a distance of hundreds of meters, and accurately found the winger werewolf Ronaldo.At this time, most of the defenders of the Datianchao team, who had switched from offense to defense, hadn't returned to their defense yet!
(End of this chapter)
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