China Entertainment please answer! 1997

Chapter 13 Entering the Movie World
Looking at the glass on the cable car, although the face reflected on the glass is not clear, Cao Qing still keenly found that this face is not like the chunky actor he found to play Xie Xiaomeng before, but more like a short and chubby actor. After gaining weight, his appearance plummeted by a quarter.

"My mother, I didn't expect that I could be so ugly?"

"I've always been praised for being handsome by others, and this is the first time I know that I will still be so ugly."

Looking at herself in the glass window of the cable car, Cao Qing couldn't help but spit out the fragrance.

"Stupid."

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Hearing the nonsense in Cao Qing's mouth, the girl who looked like Zhou Xun who was sitting opposite him rolled her eyes in disdain, and turned her head away without looking at him.

"!"

"Can she hear me?"

"This simulation was actually carried out in real time. I thought it was just to attach the field of view to Xie Xiaomeng. I couldn't interfere with his process throughout the whole process. It could only be changed through editing at the end."

"I didn't expect that I would be able to personally participate in the process. Could it be that this movie will be made according to what I acted? What role does that chunky actor have? This is outrageous!"

Cao Qing couldn't help but swallowed his saliva. He felt that he had once again underestimated the system's capabilities. At this moment, he felt like countless horses were running past him.

Suppressing the countless random thoughts in his mind, Cao Qing planned to strike up a conversation according to the plot of the movie.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to speak, a series of familiar words "flyed out" directly from his mouth, and his body suddenly became uncontrollable.

"God is so unfair to me. I take the Yangtze River cableway every day, but I have never seen you, the beauty."

"Maybe I pay too much attention to the scenery of this city. Who told me to be a photographer?"

"Oh, hello, beauty. My name is Xie Xiaomeng. You can call me Charles. I just came back from Hong Kong."

After saying this, Cao Qing walked involuntarily to the beautiful woman who rolled her eyes at him just now, and looked into her eyes affectionately again and said:
"Whenever I look at the city from this angle, I can strongly feel that the city is the matrix, and we live in her body."

While he was talking, Xie Xiaomeng ignored the middle-aged women on the cable car who said something hooligan after hearing his words, and began to get closer and closer to the beautiful Qingqing.

"Beauty, when I was thinking about this question just now, I saw you when I looked up. There is something about you that deeply moved me! Do you know what it is? Motherhood, the great breath of motherhood!"

Confused for a while, Cao Qing realized that he might be wrong again.

The pudgy actor is still useful. Every line he speaks and every action he performs are performed during filming.

Except that the body was under his control in the first second when he first entered the movie world, everything else was under the control of a certain big hand, and he was walking completely according to the movie plot.

Cao Qing's vision drifted, he witnessed everything in Xie Xiaomeng's body.

I saw Xie Xiaomeng talking intoxicatedly, while piercing his right hand through Qingqing's neck who was standing by the window, and slowly moving his head closer.

Xie Xiaomeng's breath sprayed on Qingqing's face, making her hairs all over her body suddenly.

Jingjing suppressed her physical discomfort, turned her head and smiled slightly, and the next moment without warning, she raised her foot and stomped hard on his instep.

Accompanied by a violent scream, the Coke that was held tightly by Xie Xiaomeng fell from the cableway in an instant, and slammed on the window glass of Bao Shihong who was driving under the Yangtze River cableway, only smashing his The window glass shattered instantly.

"..."

The field of vision flickered for a while, and as the cola fell from the window, Cao Qing, who had been trapped in Xie Xiaomeng's body and could only watch him flirt with his sister but couldn't control his body, suddenly lost his consciousness from Xie Xiaomeng's body, and landed at an extremely fast speed. Under the condition, it once again entered the body of the protagonist Bao Shihong who was driving below.

"My Nima!"

Cao Qing let out a helpless wail, and Bao Shihong, who changed into another self from below again, watched the rapid development of the plot from the perspective of Bao Shihong, but he couldn't interfere.

"It turns out that this is the so-called analog editing. I really understand this time."

After a little enlightenment in his consciousness, Cao Qing started the plot observer mode again, but this time, he began to learn how to carefully observe the plot trend and find the loopholes in it.

The plot advances rapidly, and as the film time period is decisively backward, there are more and more such funny plots.

However, from the perspective of a third-party onlooker, Cao Qing keenly found that there were quite a lot of mistakes and omissions in the plot of the film he had edited. The turning point is blunt, which makes people inexplicable.

Glancing at the row of numbers in the upper right corner of his perspective, Cao Qing couldn't help but want to cover his face and sigh.

"There are 86 minutes and 32 seconds left; the plot has been going on for two, three, and 10 minutes. If I hadn't already known the plot, I wouldn't even have figured out who the protagonist is. This plot is really long and stinky. It's also messed up."

"Also, the total editing time of this movie actually reached 117 minutes. I didn't notice it when I edited it before. It was too bloated."

Cao Qing stared unfocused at the ever-changing field of vision in front of him, feeling a sense of disenchantment in his heart.

He entered the movie world and watched it personally. It is clear that the viewing experience far surpasses the viewing angle of the screen, but he still only persisted for 31 minutes and began to feel the length and dullness of the plot. Be patient.

Thinking of his substituting immersive experience and watching it feel so bad, Cao Qing doesn't need to speculate too much, he knows how the audience who bought tickets to watch this movie in the cinema will react.

bad movie?Parallel imports?The old lady's foot wraps are smelly and long?

Don't even think about it, this is definitely the evaluation that most viewers will give.

Suppressing the irritability in his heart, Cao Qing went through the plot of the movie after watching it for a while. During the watching process, Cao Qing felt that the time passed too slowly more than once.

Every time he felt that it had been a long time, when he looked up, he would find that the time had only passed a few minutes. This horrible feeling was really uncomfortable.

But unfortunately, even if he feels uncomfortable and doesn't want to watch it anymore, he can't control his body to quit the current simulation editing mode, and he can only endure the boring waiting time in his heart to pass bit by bit.

After a long time, the plot of the movie finally came to an end, and Cao Qing's consciousness was finally liberated.

In a burst of sudden black and white flickering, the scenery in front of Cao Qing kept changing. When he saw the world in front of him clearly again, he was pleasantly surprised to find that he had returned to the surface of the light blue gemstone lake in the system space again.

"This movie is really like an old lady's foot wrap. It's smelly and long. It's a stupid director and it wasted so much of my time!"

After exiting the simulated editing program, Cao Qing probably couldn't help but yelled because his mind hadn't completely escaped from the previous environment for a while.

After yelling, Cao Qing's brain was aroused, and he suddenly came to his senses.

"My mother, who am I scolding? Didn't I scold myself?"

"Fuck, this broken mouth!"

Cao Qing raised his hand angrily and slapped himself. He shook his head and couldn't help recalling the plots of the movies he had watched in the analog editing mode.

Because it is a direct and immersive experience of possession, although the movie is terrible, as long as Cao Qing thinks about it, he still seems to have seen a series of joys and sorrows in the lives of the characters in the play, and truly witnessed what happened around that crazy piece of jade. all the plot.

"The first simulation is completed, the film scored 5.3 points, failed."

"The estimated box office of the movie is 281, with a loss of investment of 2374 yuan, a complete failure!"

"Comprehensive evaluation of Crazy Stone: D+ level.

Remarks: Later generations commented that this is a film with a peculiar shooting technique, which for the first time opened a precedent for multi-story narrative in China, and was released a few months earlier than "Two Smoking Barrels" filmed by British director Guy Ritchie , but the plot and logic of the movie are chaotic, and the cut marks are also messy, which is completely incomparable with two big smoking guns. "

"Hey…"

Watching a row of words suddenly appear in front of his eyes, Cao Qing couldn't help but have a bitter expression on his face, he couldn't help sighing, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

(End of this chapter)