I beat animals and picked up debris in the courtyard of the heavens

Chapter 3 Another chance to beat Xu Damao
While He Yuzhu was heating up the chicken, Xu Damao came back from get off work and found that a chicken was missing from the chicken coop. He called his wife Lou Xiao'e out without knowing it, so the couple hurriedly split up to look for the chicken.

Xu Damao is a dog with a good nose, and soon smelled the smell of chicken coming from He Yuzhu's house. He pushed the door angrily into He Yuzhu's house, and looked at the roast chicken on the stove.

He Yuzhu said displeasedly: "Xu Damao, what are you looking at! I won't let you eat any more!"

Xu Damao sneered and said: "Silly Zhu, you still want to eat chicken, first tell me where the chicken came from, did it steal from my house?!"

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao, and kept looking at the blood grooves on Xu Damao's head. Sure enough, the men's blood grooves were all red, and they were no better than the blood grooves that flashed and disappeared after hitting the sticks. Blood grooves like Xu Damao's It doesn't flash, it's always there, full, black and red!

The stick stem seems to be light red, while Xu Damao is black and red. It seems that the darker the color, the greater the hatred for him!
Now the blood tank is still full, it seems that you can continue to collect rewards!We must find an opportunity to beat Xu Damao violently!
He Yuzhu kept quiet on purpose while his thoughts turned.

Xu Damao thought that He Yuzhu would acquiesce, and deliberately loudly said: "Silly Zhu, I didn't expect you to steal my chicken! You are such a jerk!"

Soon, Lou Xiaoe was the first to hear that he had come in, and when he saw the roast chicken on the stove, he couldn't help complaining: "Silly Zhu, why are you like this, even if you are greedy, you can't steal my chicken! I Both Da Mao and Da Mao are not willing to eat, save the eggs for laying!"

He Yuzhu looked at the flashing green blood groove above Lou Xiao'e's head, rolled his eyes and said, "Lou Xiao'e, I didn't expect you to be as blind as Xu Damao, let me tell you what to say about you two!"

"Da Mao, look at the silly pillar..."

Lou Xiaoe was so angry that she wanted to hit He Yuzhu, but she didn't dare, so she could only look at Xu Damao.

Xu Damao knew that he couldn't beat him, so he quickly asked Lou Xiao'e to find the second uncle and the others. In this courtyard, only three uncles can punish He Yuzhu.

Not much effort, Lou Xiaoe, the second uncle, and Qin Huairu walked in one after another.

The second uncle obviously favored Xu Damao and his wife, and asked He Yuzhu sternly where did the chicken come from? !

Qin Huairu helped He Xini, hoping to find the chicken first.

He Yuzhu didn't take it seriously, and felt that the heat was almost ready, so he said leisurely: "If you are not willing to say that you are blind, then I will explain to you, Xu Damao, you said that my chicken stole your house, you should look at it first." Look what kind of chicken is this?!"

Xu Damao sneered and said, "Silly, don't make excuses. There are many varieties of chickens, but the finished chickens are all the same! Don't think about sophistry!"

He Yuzhu was too lazy to talk to him, and looked at the second uncle: "Second uncle, come and see, is this a roast chicken?!"

The second uncle was stunned for a while, walked in to look again, smelled it again, nodded and said: "This is indeed a roast chicken, but it doesn't mean that you didn't steal Xu Damao's chicken. Knowing that you are good at cooking, it will be no problem to cook a roast chicken!"

He Yuzhu walked to the stove, squatted down, picked up a paper bag, handed it over and said, "Second uncle, look what this is?!"

The second uncle took it and found that there were five big characters of Dahongmen Roasted Chicken written on the paper bag. He immediately realized that he had misunderstood Shazhu, instead of apologizing, he complained that Shazhu didn't say it earlier.

He Yuzhu looked at the flashing red blood gutter on the second uncle's head, just sneered, and said in his heart, if the blood gutter wasn't full, I really want to take this opportunity to beat you up!
"Second uncle, what's wrong?!"

Xu Damao came over and asked.

The second uncle handed the paper bag to Xu Damao and said, "Da Mao, you can't see clearly. Silly Zhu obviously bought the roast chicken himself at Dahongmen!"

Xu Damao refused to admit defeat, and argued: "Second uncle, don't be fooled by such tricks. I always go to the cafeteria to compensate the factory manager for their meals. I know that the cafeteria will also serve roast chicken at Dahongmen. This kind of packaging bag cafeteria is not suitable at all. Que! He Yuzhu, are you saying that you made roast chicken in the cafeteria, and then deliberately carried it back in this paper bag, so as to get rid of the fact that you stole my chicken!?"

He Yuzhu sneered and said: "Xu Damao, I knew you would say that, but I still have evidence. Before I talk about the evidence, please tell me when did you lose your chicken!?"

Xu Damao blinked and said, "I guess the chicken will be gone after I leave in the morning!"

Lou Xiaoe interjected: "Da Mao, the chicken wasn't lost at that time. It was still there when I had lunch, so it should have been lost in the afternoon!"

He Yuzhu continued: "Since it was lost in the afternoon, it is considered one o'clock. It is only after five o'clock, which means that more than four hours have passed. Xu Damao, do you know how long it takes to make a roast chicken?! Tell you , at least twelve hours!"

"Impossible, silly Zhu, don't be fooled!"

Xu Damao didn't believe it at all.

The second uncle and others didn't understand what was going on, so they didn't say much.

He Yuzhu was about to explain, when the third master came in and interjected: "Da Mao, silly Zhu is right, because my eldest brother Pian Erye made roast chicken before, and I know a little about roast chicken, and I followed suit at the time , the special stewed soup is boiled, put in the stupid chicken and turn down the heat, stew for 35 minutes, turn off the heat, cover and soak for one night (about 10 hours), boil the stewed soup the next day, then remove the stupid chicken, Put it in a hanging oven while it is hot, add sugar and tea leaves, and smoke it on low heat for 1.5 minutes. When the stupid chicken turns golden brown, take it out and brush it with stewed soup oil. Silly column, am I right? !"

"Third uncle, you are this!"

Seeing that there was no blood groove on the top of the third master's head, He Yuzhu couldn't help but feel a little fond of it. In addition, the third master helped him speak, and what he said was true, so he just gave him a thumbs up to praise!
Xu Damao and his wife looked at each other and were dumbfounded. Even the third master said that it takes at least ten hours to make roast chicken, which shows that his chicken was not stolen by Sha Zhu.

The second uncle also felt bored, so he simply waved his hands and said, "Okay, since it was a misunderstanding, forget it, let's all go home and eat!"

Xu Damao and his wife agreed and walked out.

He Yuzhu hurriedly shouted: "Hey, you two, don't leave yet, especially Xu Damao. You shouted louder than anyone just now. You were afraid that everyone in the hospital would hear that I stole your chicken. Now it turns out to be a conspiracy." Misunderstanding, but my reputation has been damaged. Please apologize to me before leaving, and then pay me 30 yuan for reputation damage, and let this matter be over!"

"Losing money?! 30 yuan?! Don't even think about it! It's impossible!"

Xu Damao roared angrily.

"Your voice is useless. If you don't pay me, I'll beat you up first, and we'll settle it!"

What He Yuzhu was waiting for was this sentence, he rushed over, waved his fists, and rained down on Xu Damao's body, watching the blood tank continue to decrease, don't mention how beautiful he was!
(End of this chapter)