The strongest winger

Chapter 15
There is a statistics table in the lower left corner of the simulation system. Every time a goal is scored, the statistics table will be updated in time.

At this moment, Ai Luo hit the football into the dead corner with a half-volley shot, and heard the system "beep", and then heard the sexy and moving female system prompt: "Because the host has completed a thousand goals in the simulated shooting system, shooting skills +1"

"Damn, this is a timely help! I know that I am eager to improve my shooting skills now!!" Seeing a new football 'refreshed' in front of him, Ai Luo pushed the lower left corner without hesitation.

hit!

The simulated shooting system does not have a goalkeeper, so the football must enter the dead corner to be considered a hit, and it will be the running statistics program that triggers the data statistics table.

The data in the data statistics table is reset to zero, and then a number slowly rolls up - 001
Looking at the number 1 slowly rolling up, Ai Luo murmured, "It's just too stingy, I only add a little shooting skill after scoring a thousand goals." After finishing speaking, he immediately realized that he shouldn't say these things, closed his mouth, looked left and right, and was relieved to find that Xiaomeng was not there.
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Antonio Lopez and Juan Pizzi have become more and more optimistic about Aiello's prospects since they made their debut in the last Sevilla youth team game and assisted and scored a goal. Even if Herrera Nacho returns from injury, Aiello's position will not be shaken. Thinking of this, the two shook their heads knowingly.

Hey, the cruelty of professional football!

So, the day before the game against the Athletic Bilbao youth team, it was normal for Antonio Lopez to place Aiello in the starting lineup again.
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After training in the afternoon, Raúl Albiolla went to his house to relax on a few evenings when he usually played well, such as: Aiello, Pison, Andy, David Silva and goalkeeper Asenjo.

Nice name: relax before the game
So Raúl Albiol went home, got one that he learned from Ai Luo, and said to his parents with a special way of thinking, the general idea is: if you two are around, our teammates will have a hard time playing, and if we can’t play, we won’t have fun. If we don’t have fun, we won’t be able to relax. If we can’t relax, we won’t perform well tomorrow.
Listening to old Raul's stunned and stunned, when did my son become so humorous?

"Stop!" Old Raul really couldn't stand the son who was half a head taller than himself, so he took his wife to the city to have a big meal, and left a sentence: There is enough food in the refrigerator, don't make a mess at home!
Looking at the parents who left, Raul.Albiol first dialed David.Silva’s mobile phone, after telling him to gather together and bring them to his home, hung up the phone, and then dialed the mobile phone of his girlfriend Rafal Carritan, “Hey, dear—I invited my teammates from the youth team to my house tonight, and you will come too!”

After chatting about the topic of "ozone layer" for nearly two hours, I hung up the phone reluctantly, looked at the "little brother" who was so high, and cursed: "Sao bitch!"Hey - but I like it!
"Boom boom boom——"

"Hey! Grandpa, open the door --- dong dong dong" Just when Raúl Albiol was about to shoot two shots with his left hand, he heard the knock on the door and Ai Luo's voice, and sporadically heard other Andy's singing.

The little brother was so scared that he shrank immediately, got up and answered, "Here we come!" He opened the door quickly and went.
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The dinner was created by the cooperation of food lovers Andy and Raul Albiol, looking at the whole table of shrimp, oysters, ham, chicken, beef and Spanish paella and seafood noodles.

I really have to admire the operation level of Andy and Raul Albiol, two foodies, really good!So Ai Luo thought about retiring in the future, and opened a restaurant in Spain and Algeria, and asked Raúl Albiol and Andy to be the chefs of the restaurant!
Pison took out a bottle of fresh juice in the refrigerator, poured each a glass, and raised the glass: "Cheers!"

"Cheers" and the other six people raised the transparent wine glasses already filled with fruit juice in front of the table.

After drinking the fruit juice, someone called "Dinning", except for Raul Albiol's girlfriend Rafal Carritan who ate slowly with a fork, the other six "hungry wolves" ignored their self-image and used both hands, as if they had practiced the "left and right fight" of the old naughty boy Zhou Botong. The left hand held the ham and the right hand looked for the chicken.
The new generation is better than the old ones!Ai Luo watched the guys who were almost snatched squeeze out to Rafal Kalitan, thinking badly, and at the same time, he didn't forget to snatch the last chicken leg left on the plate.

Relying on his excellent quality, Ai Luo leaned on Andy, overcame Albiol's super performance, and became the first 'bandit' to eat his fill!
"uh-oh"

After eating and drinking, Ai Luo lay on the sofa, belched beautifully, crossed his legs, and when he was about to lie down, he found something under his buttocks, which was extremely uncomfortable. He took it out and found it was a TV remote control. He turned to look at the hungry wolves who were still 'fighting' on the dining table, shook his head, felt bored, and turned on the TV.

After switching several channels, I found that there was no particularly good-looking program, so I switched back and forth, and finally stayed on a local talk show in Valencia, and watched it with relish.
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"Hey, Ai - it's so boring to watch TV alone, come on - let's take turns to tell jokes." After eating, Albiol touched his stuffed stomach, called Ai Luo, turned around, and put his arms around Rafal.Carita kissed Ranhu on the waist, patted her breasts, and said, "Honey, help clear the table, hey——"

David Silva rubbed his full stomach, and when he heard what Albiol said, he suddenly realized that this guy was too beastly, and he asked his girlfriend to come here because he was planning to use it as a servant!
David Silva was only half right, though.

Ai Luo looked at the people rubbing their bellies, and suddenly thought, what if Europeans also have the habit of using toothpicks?What a funny picture that must be, so he laughed 'hee hee'.

"Hey, Ai—what's so funny?" Little black Andy put his feet on Pisen's lap, leaned back against the stool, and asked Ai Luo with a leisurely look.

"No--no." Ai Luo, who came back from the fugue, quickly said no, straightened the stool, and continued: "I just heard that Raul said that I want to come and tell a joke together, and suddenly thought of a funny joke, so I laughed, haha——"

"A funny joke? Haha——then you say it first," Albiol looked at the crowd, and then said: "Let's talk about the rules first——If you tell a joke, no matter how many people laugh, as long as one person doesn't laugh, you will be punished. What do you think?"

"I agree with both hands and feet!" Andy, the little black man who always likes to be lively, couldn't bear the loneliness, and asked again, "What punishment?"

"Hey --- old rules!" Albiol said while winking and smiling at the other teammates except Ai Luo.

"Halo!" Damn, I swear!These guys are definitely trying to punish me!You can't let them succeed, you have to tell a joke that you can't help but laugh!

Um?With...

Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of a joke he saw in his previous life.

"Cough cough—Radice, Bricks—I'm starting." Ai Luo coughed, poured a glass of the remaining juice on the table into his own cup, took a sip, moistened his throat, and said the title of the joke first: "The title of this joke is: Sino-Japanese virtues."

Immediately, Ai Luo frowned slightly, pretended to think about it, and then slowly said: "On the plane, there were an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight. The captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce the weight, so the American used his personal heroism to go to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and all nations! Then he jumped off! The plane continued to fly..."

Speaking of which, Ai Luo paused for a moment, and glanced at his teammates. From the corner of his eye, he even saw that Rafal Kalitan, who was cleaning in the kitchen, stopped what he was doing, stretched his neck, and listened this way.

Obviously this is a joke with great suspense and interest.

Ai Luo took a sip of the juice, then continued to speak with a smile: "Not long after, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and one person has to jump off!" So the German stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire! He also jumped off! The plane continued to fly... Not long after, the captain announced: "No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump off!" Forget yours!"

Speaking of this, Ai Luo let off the hook, "Does anyone know the result behind?"

"It must be the Chinese who jumped down—" Pison is a straightforward Spaniard, so his thoughts are also very straightforward.

"Does anyone else have a different opinion?" Ai Luo looked at the crowd.

"Hey, if it's really what Pison guessed—" Albiol pouted and smiled, looked at Ai Luo, smiled brightly, and said, "Then you are ready to accept punishment, and turn on the speakerphone to consult how to solve certain obstacles! Haha..."

Ai Luo shook his head and waved his right index finger at Albiol: "NO-NO-NO" exhaled, pressed his left hand on the table, propped his chin with his palm, and said the final ending: "The Chinese shouted: Long live the People's Republic of China!! Then kicked the Japanese down!!"

"Hahaha——" Everyone burst into laughter, even Rafael Kalitan, who was cleaning up in the kitchen, laughed while holding the refrigerator in the kitchen.

"Yeah!" Looking at the laughing crowd, he made a victory gesture.

(End of this chapter)