I really don't want to be a doctor
Chapter 97 Gu Jianjun is messed up
Chapter 97 Gu Jianjun is messed up
"what idea?"
Two consecutive text messages in seconds let Deng Liming know how much the other party attached importance to this matter.
Deng Liming's expression was serious, "It's a very immature idea. I want to stop his idea, but I don't know how to say it, so I want to ask your boss."
After the message was sent, the phone rang. When I looked at the number, it was Gu Jianjun's.
Deng Liming hurriedly stood up, excited, arched his back, lowered his head, and called out kindly: "Professor Gu, hello."
"Director Deng, hello. Tell me what happened."
Professor Gu's voice is very calm,
Gu Jianjun was very appreciative of Director Deng on the other end of the phone who had never met, or had met at a certain national general foreign affairs annual meeting but did not know him.
After all, being able to become the corresponding author of "Thinking and Implementation of the Two-hole Method for Laparoscopic Appendectomy"
to at least state,
The other party is very top-notch in terms of appendix, especially laparoscopic appendectomy.
Deng Liming's excited heart also stabilized a little. "Okay, it's like this, Dr. Yu Wenxingyu has made a breakthrough on the basis of the two-hole method,"
"Breakthrough of the two-hole method??"
Gu Jianjun interrupted Deng Liming.
With Gu Jianjun's self-cultivation, he wouldn't do this.
but,
The two-hole method has a lot to do with it.
After all, it is a technique to attack SCI,
and,
Gu Jianjun still has a little thought.
He hoped that this paper would make Hua Journal of Surgery enter the SCI indexed journals.
of course,
The premise is to get this paper and this technique done well.
He was afraid of a moth appearing.
"Could it be that Doctor Yu improved the two-hole method?" Gu Jianjun asked, and immediately denied it, "But at least in my opinion, the two-hole method is very mature, and there is not much need for improvement; and , the description of the operation process is not difficult, and improvement does not necessarily lead to positive results.”
Gu Jianjun's words made Deng Liming nod frequently,
after all,
The other party has seen so many problems from the paper alone, and one can imagine the other party's knowledge background.
"No." Deng Liming shook his head lightly, "Dr. Yu proposed the one-hole method and completed one operation."
"One hole method!!!"
Gu Jianjun's voice on the other end of the phone suddenly increased several decibels, and then there was complete silence.
If it wasn't for Gu Jianjun's breathing,
Deng Liming thought that the other party had already hung up the phone.
Gu Jianjun was in a mess.
If it is an improvement on the two-hole spell formula,
Even if this improvement does not have much positive effect,
But he can also accept,
It is even possible to add this improved technique to the paper.
but.
One hole method! ! !
As one of the first laparoscopic surgeons in Huaguo, and as the director of gastrointestinal surgery at Shanghai Shangyuan Hospital in Shanghai, he couldn't accept the concept of the one-hole method even if he broke his mind.
One-hole method?
How to operate a hole?
When he even shared that paper with foreign friends, he vowed to guarantee that the two-hole method is the limit of laparoscopic appendectomy.
And now,
Suddenly a trick appeared.
"Is it just to go in and have a look?"
Gu Jianjun first denied this idea, "Or is it a joystick to go in and pull blindly?"
Blind pull?
Pull the appendix out of the body with your eyes closed and cut it?
If he went in with his hands, Gu Jianjun was confident that he might be able to pull the appendix out of his body and cut it blindly through the touch of his hands.
but,
with the joystick,
Gu Jianjun thought it was impossible.
Unless the surgeon is a fool,
This has nothing to do with technology at all, but with IQ.
Who dares to use the joystick to blindly pull the intestines?
"Professor Gu, are you still there?"
Deng Liming saw that the other party did not speak for a long time, only the sound of breathing, and thought that the other party had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage.
"cough."
Gu Jianjun coughed lightly, "Are you sure it is the one-hole method? Or, that operation was not successfully completed at all?"
"The operation is complete, but..."
Deng Liming organized the language,
He wanted to use a more intense language, but he was afraid of arousing the opponent's resentment. After all, he might leave an impression that he didn't like soldiers.
He wanted to use milder language, but he was afraid that the other party would see that his position was not firm,
In the end, he made a compromise, "But it's a bit awkward."
"Why are you so awkward?"
Gu Jianjun hurriedly asked.
"Well, it took more than two hours for a very simple appendectomy to remove the appendix."
Deng Liming said what he found most awkward,
He also wanted to talk about using gloves, pectoralis major, etc.
But when the words came to his mouth, he felt that he couldn't express clearly, so he said the most direct and least recognized part.
Gu Jianjun gasped on the spot,
"It's really done??"
Deng Liming was dumbfounded at the time.
???
???
Why don't you care about the matter of more than two hours.
Bite the bullet and replied, "Well, it's finished, but it took more than two hours."
"Do you have video?"
Gu Jianjun still didn't seem to hear Deng Liming's point.
"Have."
Deng Liming hurried back.
"You add me to QQ and pass it on to me."
Gu Jianjun reported a series of numbers, and Deng Liming hurriedly wrote them down with a pen, then ran to the computer and pressed the power button.
The computer, which has probably not been turned on for several years, slowly stopped on the entry interface. The progress bar kept moving, but it just couldn't enter the main interface. .
Deng Liming was so anxious that he lit two cigarettes in a row. Finally, after black, there was blue, and the familiar startup music sounded like the sound of nature.
The moment he saw the familiar picture on the screen, Deng Liming seemed to see hope.
the next moment,
Blue is bluer.
"Fuck!"
Deng Liming almost smashed the computer.
blue screen.
After lighting another cigarette, I wanted to light another one, but my wife, who was watching a soap opera, couldn't take it anymore and roared angrily, which stopped Deng Liming's endless smoking behavior.
Taking out his mobile phone, Deng Liming didn't have the courage to make a call, so he had to send a text message: Dear Professor Gu, I have a problem with my computer, and I may have to wait until tomorrow to send you a text message.
Sitting by the computer, Gu Jianjun is also full of enthusiasm, constantly refreshing the interface of QQ friend application.
When the text message rang, Gu Jianjun glanced at it, and immediately froze on the spot. After a while, a sentence came out of his mouth:
Ha ha.
Although he was angry in his heart, Gu Jianjun was a calm person, and he replied: "Okay, then send me tomorrow."
Deng Liming didn't seem to be angry when he read the text message, and replied: Then don't bother Professor Gu, good night.
good night.
Deng Liming heaved a sigh of relief after seeing the other party's reply, and then looked at the computer screen that seemed to have become bluer. He was so angry that he slapped the screen.
"Zizizi,"
A burst of electricity sounded, as if accusing Deng Liming of his cruelty, and the next moment,
computer screen,
back to normal.
Deng Liming was dumbfounded at the time,
It took a long time to say: I fuck you!
(End of this chapter)
"what idea?"
Two consecutive text messages in seconds let Deng Liming know how much the other party attached importance to this matter.
Deng Liming's expression was serious, "It's a very immature idea. I want to stop his idea, but I don't know how to say it, so I want to ask your boss."
After the message was sent, the phone rang. When I looked at the number, it was Gu Jianjun's.
Deng Liming hurriedly stood up, excited, arched his back, lowered his head, and called out kindly: "Professor Gu, hello."
"Director Deng, hello. Tell me what happened."
Professor Gu's voice is very calm,
Gu Jianjun was very appreciative of Director Deng on the other end of the phone who had never met, or had met at a certain national general foreign affairs annual meeting but did not know him.
After all, being able to become the corresponding author of "Thinking and Implementation of the Two-hole Method for Laparoscopic Appendectomy"
to at least state,
The other party is very top-notch in terms of appendix, especially laparoscopic appendectomy.
Deng Liming's excited heart also stabilized a little. "Okay, it's like this, Dr. Yu Wenxingyu has made a breakthrough on the basis of the two-hole method,"
"Breakthrough of the two-hole method??"
Gu Jianjun interrupted Deng Liming.
With Gu Jianjun's self-cultivation, he wouldn't do this.
but,
The two-hole method has a lot to do with it.
After all, it is a technique to attack SCI,
and,
Gu Jianjun still has a little thought.
He hoped that this paper would make Hua Journal of Surgery enter the SCI indexed journals.
of course,
The premise is to get this paper and this technique done well.
He was afraid of a moth appearing.
"Could it be that Doctor Yu improved the two-hole method?" Gu Jianjun asked, and immediately denied it, "But at least in my opinion, the two-hole method is very mature, and there is not much need for improvement; and , the description of the operation process is not difficult, and improvement does not necessarily lead to positive results.”
Gu Jianjun's words made Deng Liming nod frequently,
after all,
The other party has seen so many problems from the paper alone, and one can imagine the other party's knowledge background.
"No." Deng Liming shook his head lightly, "Dr. Yu proposed the one-hole method and completed one operation."
"One hole method!!!"
Gu Jianjun's voice on the other end of the phone suddenly increased several decibels, and then there was complete silence.
If it wasn't for Gu Jianjun's breathing,
Deng Liming thought that the other party had already hung up the phone.
Gu Jianjun was in a mess.
If it is an improvement on the two-hole spell formula,
Even if this improvement does not have much positive effect,
But he can also accept,
It is even possible to add this improved technique to the paper.
but.
One hole method! ! !
As one of the first laparoscopic surgeons in Huaguo, and as the director of gastrointestinal surgery at Shanghai Shangyuan Hospital in Shanghai, he couldn't accept the concept of the one-hole method even if he broke his mind.
One-hole method?
How to operate a hole?
When he even shared that paper with foreign friends, he vowed to guarantee that the two-hole method is the limit of laparoscopic appendectomy.
And now,
Suddenly a trick appeared.
"Is it just to go in and have a look?"
Gu Jianjun first denied this idea, "Or is it a joystick to go in and pull blindly?"
Blind pull?
Pull the appendix out of the body with your eyes closed and cut it?
If he went in with his hands, Gu Jianjun was confident that he might be able to pull the appendix out of his body and cut it blindly through the touch of his hands.
but,
with the joystick,
Gu Jianjun thought it was impossible.
Unless the surgeon is a fool,
This has nothing to do with technology at all, but with IQ.
Who dares to use the joystick to blindly pull the intestines?
"Professor Gu, are you still there?"
Deng Liming saw that the other party did not speak for a long time, only the sound of breathing, and thought that the other party had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage.
"cough."
Gu Jianjun coughed lightly, "Are you sure it is the one-hole method? Or, that operation was not successfully completed at all?"
"The operation is complete, but..."
Deng Liming organized the language,
He wanted to use a more intense language, but he was afraid of arousing the opponent's resentment. After all, he might leave an impression that he didn't like soldiers.
He wanted to use milder language, but he was afraid that the other party would see that his position was not firm,
In the end, he made a compromise, "But it's a bit awkward."
"Why are you so awkward?"
Gu Jianjun hurriedly asked.
"Well, it took more than two hours for a very simple appendectomy to remove the appendix."
Deng Liming said what he found most awkward,
He also wanted to talk about using gloves, pectoralis major, etc.
But when the words came to his mouth, he felt that he couldn't express clearly, so he said the most direct and least recognized part.
Gu Jianjun gasped on the spot,
"It's really done??"
Deng Liming was dumbfounded at the time.
???
???
Why don't you care about the matter of more than two hours.
Bite the bullet and replied, "Well, it's finished, but it took more than two hours."
"Do you have video?"
Gu Jianjun still didn't seem to hear Deng Liming's point.
"Have."
Deng Liming hurried back.
"You add me to QQ and pass it on to me."
Gu Jianjun reported a series of numbers, and Deng Liming hurriedly wrote them down with a pen, then ran to the computer and pressed the power button.
The computer, which has probably not been turned on for several years, slowly stopped on the entry interface. The progress bar kept moving, but it just couldn't enter the main interface. .
Deng Liming was so anxious that he lit two cigarettes in a row. Finally, after black, there was blue, and the familiar startup music sounded like the sound of nature.
The moment he saw the familiar picture on the screen, Deng Liming seemed to see hope.
the next moment,
Blue is bluer.
"Fuck!"
Deng Liming almost smashed the computer.
blue screen.
After lighting another cigarette, I wanted to light another one, but my wife, who was watching a soap opera, couldn't take it anymore and roared angrily, which stopped Deng Liming's endless smoking behavior.
Taking out his mobile phone, Deng Liming didn't have the courage to make a call, so he had to send a text message: Dear Professor Gu, I have a problem with my computer, and I may have to wait until tomorrow to send you a text message.
Sitting by the computer, Gu Jianjun is also full of enthusiasm, constantly refreshing the interface of QQ friend application.
When the text message rang, Gu Jianjun glanced at it, and immediately froze on the spot. After a while, a sentence came out of his mouth:
Ha ha.
Although he was angry in his heart, Gu Jianjun was a calm person, and he replied: "Okay, then send me tomorrow."
Deng Liming didn't seem to be angry when he read the text message, and replied: Then don't bother Professor Gu, good night.
good night.
Deng Liming heaved a sigh of relief after seeing the other party's reply, and then looked at the computer screen that seemed to have become bluer. He was so angry that he slapped the screen.
"Zizizi,"
A burst of electricity sounded, as if accusing Deng Liming of his cruelty, and the next moment,
computer screen,
back to normal.
Deng Liming was dumbfounded at the time,
It took a long time to say: I fuck you!
(End of this chapter)
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