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Chapter 226 Using X Health Products to Pursue All Beings
"A huge wave of magic power was detected, located 1 km to the right, and it was determined to be a meteor fire shower-the Executor will be hit by air strikes in 50 seconds."

On the 3D holographic command platform in front of Vader, the palm-sized artificial intelligence Luna stood on it and made a report in a leisurely manner. Then, as she reached out and pulled towards the right side of the scarab model of the same height next to her, there was The terrain screen is quickly zoomed in.

On a high ground surrounded by virtual forests, several guys wrapped in robes stood there in a circle, and in the middle was a conjurer covered by a blue transparent shield. The source of magic power came from What he said - the other party is performing a forbidden curse ceremony, and the blue magic shield that covers it looks quite strong.

"Open the No. 55 special missile launch bay." Vader, who was sitting on the throne, ordered casually.

"EMP is online, please give the order, Commander."

ElectroMagnetic Pulse=EMP means electromagnetic pulse

Psychic Force Pulse = PFP means spiritual pulse

Since everyone is familiar with EMP, it is still called electromagnetic pulse here.

"emission."

Following Vader's order, one of the launch hatches on the back of the Scarab opened, and an ordinary cruise missile sprang out, rose up, turned a corner in mid-air, and then headed straight towards the Great Curse 1 kilometer away. Rush to the magician.

A few seconds later, the missile reached the sky above several people, and then exploded with a bang.

nothing happened
The apocalyptic scene like the previous use of cluster bombs did not happen. After the EMP exploded, the only effect was just to generate a circle of strong winds starting from the center of the explosion and spreading rapidly in all directions.

Wherever this strong wind passed, the leaves, flowers and plants all swayed violently in one direction, and then returned to their original shape, and there was nothing else.

But
After the gust of wind swept over the conjurers, everyone was stunned, and then looked down at their hands in a daze, looking quite shocked and incomprehensible.

What made them most unbelievable was that the blue magic shield produced by the big man in the middle when he cast the forbidden spell shattered like glass and disappeared when it encountered the strong wind. .

At this time, all the mages were dumbfounded, and the boss was so shocked that he started dancing like a monkey.

what happened?I can't feel my bottomless power anymore!
The forbidden spell suddenly disappeared in the middle of casting? !How can it be?

ah!My power of king! ! !
Everyone lost their souls in astonishment, and finally stared blankly at the outline of the scarab in front of them—a conjurer without magic, not even as good as a dog.

in the field hall

Lott looked at the several spellcasters in the picture who looked lost after losing their magic power, and then looked at the black warrior who was calm and composed at the throne again.

"Luna, open launch bays 21, 22, and 23 and bomb him for me."

"Wait a minute Vader!"

Lott quickly stopped the Black Warrior who was in a state of excitement. To be honest, the distance was less than 1 kilometer, and he could hit it with the heavy howitzer on the back of the beetle. This guy always used cruise missiles. He even fired three of them at a time. , I really don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are when I’m not a householder.

After hearing Lott's order, the black warrior stretched out his hand and pressed towards the artificial intelligence that was about to act, then turned his head and looked at Lott's side strangely.

Lott looked at the camera with an expression as calm as possible, thinking quickly in his mind, and finally said in a deep voice: "Well, I need them to live, let them go back with today's information, and then we will see the other party's next move."

When Vader heard it, he suddenly said:
"Oh~~ In that case, there will be two situations:

One, they will bring more troops over

Two, their lord will send someone to contact us

For the former, we can continue to use missiles to evaporate it, but you prefer the latter, right? "

"Yes." Lott nodded with satisfaction. Although Vader was a little reckless, he had a good head for analyzing the situation. "Population is the source of energy for us. If we can do it, try not to move. Peace will make money. Don't waste money." Outside the main push door.”

"It is worthy of the faith we follow, and I am well-deserved great lord."

clap clap~~
As soon as Vida's flattery was finished, Maria, who was sitting next to Lott, immediately clapped her hands gently towards him - it felt like this had almost become her instinctive reaction.

Lott looked at them with a forced smile, and suddenly felt like he was surrounded by kindergarten children.

"Then what are you going to do with them next?" Vader put the battlefield scene outside the scarab in front of Lott's lens.

On the battlefield at this time, the original smoke and chaos of war seemed to have passed away. The scarabs were surrounded by human soldiers from both sides, and each of them was staring up at the super-giant holographic advertising screen hanging from the big airship.

It's hard to imagine that they were still trying their best to kill each other before, but now they gather together because of the same thing and the same belief, and everyone looks up at the advertisement above and stops to watch.

When this kind of scene appeared, Lott could only remember that on Earth in the past, during World War I, there was a similar scene where soldiers from the two opposing countries gathered together to play football and celebrate festivals. History said:

Christmas Truce

But now the words should be changed to 'X Health Products Truce' to be more precise.

The artificial intelligence carried in the big airship saw that the Shenbao advertisement was effective, and immediately played all the advertisements related to X health care products non-stop.

There are masturbation cups, condoms, vibrating eggs, kidney treasures, aphrodisiac water, and even blow-up dolls.

Now, there are more people gathered.

Here I have to mention the inflatable doll. This thing was first proposed by a wise man who has not lived for a long time, and then quickly got 99% of the investment sponsorship of "Flying Wing Technology". When the first batch of products were put on the market After it was launched, the response was enthusiastic. At this point, the home sage who had nothing at all immediately reached the pinnacle of life.

However, on the second day after it was launched, it was quickly boycotted by the entire Happy Street, saying that this thing would take away their jobs.

Finally, the Mimic Demon Familia in charge of the market came forward and said that these were prepared for the frontline soldiers, that is to say, they were used for export and would not compete with them for business. At this point, the matter was settled.

"Are you still tossing and turning because of loneliness every night?"

"Are you still itching to be far away from your wife?"

"Now, don't be afraid! The Flying Wing inflatable doll will solve every lonely night for you. It can make soldiers go into battle lightly and avoid all worries! You can use it like this, you can use it like this, and you can use it like this, No matter how you use it, it has style!"

"Oh~~" The advertisement above was playing loudly, and the crowd below raised their necks and kept exclaiming in surprise.

"Then how can we buy it?" At this time, a soldier in the crowd asked loudly towards the holographic image above.

(End of this chapter)