Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 386 Jokes
The Ten Thousand Seas, the territory of the Bigum Pirates.

The scenery here is pleasant, and the crowded islands are all made of food, and desserts and juices can be seen everywhere.But hidden under this kind of peace is a jumble of fish and dragons, even more chaos and darkness.

The Kingdom of Nations is a dream kingdom created by Bigumamu, with the purpose of allowing all races in the world to live together regardless of their superiority or inferiority.

But this is just a [propaganda slogan] lie. Although people of all races are accepted here, for some worthless "weak people" who want to be sheltered, there is only a semi-annual [ Life or Dim Sum]!

At this moment, there is a pirate ship slowly sailing away from the center of the sea of ​​all nations - Cake Island, heading for the sea.

This pirate ship is not big, so small that it is difficult to attract attention in the waters of the New World.Especially the man and woman on it are not famous.

"Karina, I didn't expect you to be able to hook up with the Four Emperor Bigumamu..."

Gail frowned slightly, looking curiously at the woman who had been with him for many years.

When we met in Rogge Town, this woman was a mother who was soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and that kind of tenderness and loveliness moved my heart.But after combining with her own pirate, Karina was able to analyze the situation of her pirate group very thoroughly and manage it in an orderly manner.

It would be fine if it was her natural [talent], but just now she brought herself to [join] the [Wan Guo] of the Four Emperor Bigumamu!Although that Bigu Mamu "will not refuse anyone" when accepting people, how could an existence of his level be summoned by her personally!
"I'm thinking of you wholeheartedly, don't you still doubt me..." Karina sobbed, tears welling in her eyes, with a pitiful look on her face.

At this moment, she is in her 30s, but the years have not given her any "favor", so that she has a beautiful face and delicate skin almost like a girl.Even her unique sadness of a beautiful woman can spread like an infection, making people feel more guilty.

"No, it's not..." Gail waved his hands again and again, a shame appeared on his face.The woman in front of me has helped me take care of the Pirates for so long, giving me enough time to practice, how can I doubt such a smart and capable wife!
"Actually, I'm doing this for our future!"

Karina suddenly smiled sweetly, setting the tone for the previous behavior, and then slowly said: "Although we have some connections with the black face, but that guy's whereabouts are too secretive, and it is not easy for us to find him."

"Yeah, I almost met last time, but that guy suddenly disappeared..." Gail was a little frustrated, and attributed the failure to bad luck.

Hearing what the man said, Karina's sadness didn't know when to subside, and she turned into a little girl's pride.

"So I decided to take the next best thing, and decided to come to Bigumamu. The sea has been turbulent recently, and the navy has been crazily arresting pirates. Only by relying on big forces can I be safe." Karina is persuasive and sweet. The voice has a different kind of allure, which makes people feel convincing inadvertently.

It's just that when she explained to Gail, she put one hand in her pocket, tightly holding a palm-sized object.Judging from the magnitude of her fingers beating and tapping, her mood was far more excited than it appeared on the surface.

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Inside Cake Island, Queen's House.

"Well...the caramel puffs are so delicious!"

Sihuang Bigumamu sat on the tall main seat like a child, holding a large portion of puffs in each hand, drooling from eating.

As a person with an extreme sweet tooth, as long as she eats delicious sweets at the right time, this woman with the nickname [Steel Balloon] will be extremely happy, and even her usual barbaric and rude tone will disappear.

"Hee hee, mom is in a good mood today!"

Thundercloud Zeus and Sun Prometheus floated above Bigumamu's head, also showing happy smiles.The two of them are Homiz of the highest level, a strange life form produced by injecting high-density souls into thunderclouds and flames, and they are an indispensable part of Bigunum's power.

"Of course I'm happy! Stracey sent someone to give me a [little guy] that I don't have here. My dream of collecting all the cute species in the world can go one step further!"

Bigumam laughed, the fat on his cheeks squeezed together, dancing innocently like a child.

She is a weird combination of cuteness and savagery. She was abandoned by her biological parents when she was young, but was adopted by the nun Carmelite.The real human trafficker was going to use Bigumamu, a guy who showed amazing destructive power at only a few years old, to make one last big sum of money from [those people] before he washed his hands in the golden basin, but he stumbled .

The soul soul fruit ability has perfected Bi Gumamu, allowing this weird man with strong cravings to meet the "long bread" with ulterior motives.The dwarf tempted Bigunum with the ability of "eating fruit", and while carrying out the plan of "growing a girl", he completely changed Bigunum's character into a brutal and cunning murderer.

"Not only that, Shiliu of the Rain, the giant battleship and others have also joined us and become part of the mother pirates!" Charlotte Perospero licked the lollipop in his hand and smiled proudly with.

He is the eldest son of the Charlotte family and has the ability to lick fruits.At the moment, he is wearing a top hat with a lot of lollipops on it.Slender, with a long nose and tongue, and a candy cane in his hand.

This outfit looks a little funny, but hidden under the funny is his resourcefulness beyond other siblings.In the Bigumamu Pirates, he is like a dog-headed army division, and his status is very special.

He can be regarded as a real strategist. Not only is this large-scale family pirate group well-organized, but he can also divert his attention when his cravings break out, so as not to hurt his younger siblings.

For this reason, in a way, his importance is almost comparable to Katakuri's force to protect his family.After all, the Bigumamu Pirates had more internal troubles than external troubles.

"Huge battleship... Huge battleship!!"

Bigumam suddenly yelled excitedly, his eyes suddenly burst into bright light, and he tightly clenched the caramel puffs with his hands, ignoring the sticky touch from his hands.

After hearing the word [huge], delicious sweets are no longer what Bigumam wants most at the moment, but the [giant] that she has always dreamed of!
Because of the outbreak of food cravings in childhood, Bigumamu accidentally killed the giant hero Waterfall Beard Yoruru in the giant village Elbaf, and the giants all over the world hated her for this.

Later, although the relationship between the two eased slightly, the aunt planned to form an alliance with the giant through the usual [marriage] method, but the relationship with the giant deteriorated again because her daughter Lola escaped from marriage.This annoyed her, who had seen the power of giants since she was a child, and had longed for giants.

"If I could get the help of the giant race, I would have taken down the red-haired Shanks, Beast Kaido, and even Whitebeard!"

The aunt murmured resentfully, immediately turned over and jumped off the seat, and rushed towards the bedroom in a hurry.

If there is no giant, then [create] one!With the ability of my mother to be good at giving birth to multiple babies, combined with the physique of that huge battleship, maybe I can create many guys taller than giants! !
bang bang bang...

The ground vibrated and rattled, and the unique scent of sweets exploded one after another, but no matter how sweet and delicious it was, it couldn't stop a tall, fat figure.

The aunt with the nickname of the steel balloon is as persistent as a sow in heat at the moment, wishing to break the wall and hug a certain [love concubine] who has just returned to her arms.

Seeing the aunt rushing away, even Perospero, who had long been accustomed to her indulgence, felt a little helpless: "What did I just say? Could it be that I was helping my father to wear a cuckold. Although the father of Long Bread has already I'm used to it, but having a mother like this really makes people... uncomfortable!"

Boom! !

The huge palace suddenly shook, followed by a slow but deep voice: "I, I don't want to—"

"To shut up!!"

With a terrifying roar, accompanied by the crisp sound of slapping palms, a large piece of the bedroom wall collapsed in an instant.

The aunt stabbed her shoulders, and a suffocating momentum erupted from her body, clutching San Juan Wolf's neck tightly.No matter how amazing the strength of the latter is and how huge the size is, it is useless in front of the moody steel balloon.

"Since you have surrendered to me, and I have decided that you are my new husband! You must obey my mother in everything!"

The aunt stared angrily, and brought that murderous face in front of the huge battleship, like a beast from hell.Although there is still a certain gap in stature between the two, but with the increase in character and strength, the contrast in momentum is extremely obvious-big mom completely defeated the huge battleship!
Compared to Bigum's ferocity, San Juan Bad Wolf was like a weak chicken, his face was pale and he didn't even dare to breathe.

"However, Joate is also very tall, why do you insist on letting me marry you..." The huge battleship San Juan Dire Wolf still hesitated, his face full of reluctance.

I came to join my aunt with Xiliu of the Rain and others. I thought that because I offended the navy by escaping from the city, I would be more likely to face the black face...

Due to various reasons, there is no safe place for myself and others at sea, and it is essential to join the Bigumamu Pirates who "will not refuse anyone".But why did this woman only fall in love with herself? Isn't that big wine barrel also very tall!
Obviously, even if he seems to be "honest" like him, when facing such a woman in front of him, he can't help but have the idea of ​​"dead friends will never die in poverty".In the face of evasion and rejection, this truth is the same for almost everyone.

"Well, you're right!!"

The aunt regained her spirits, and while laughing, she casually pointed at Perospero, who had not yet had time to leave, and ordered: "You go and call that [Big Barrel] Bacchus Choate, and I will build the strongest Legion of giants!"

"..."

"Yes, Mom."

Perospero frowned, but turned and left after all.He knew that if he dared to express any dissatisfaction, he would definitely lose his lifespan just like those younger brothers and sisters who made mistakes.More importantly, I can't stop this [mother] no matter what.

Da da……

Perospero stepped forward, his steps heavy and fast, as if he was venting his anger, when a sharp shout came from behind him unexpectedly.

"That's right! Remember to inform the island to prepare two more wedding cakes, I will have two more husbands!!"

"Ah... I see." Perospero agreed softly, but he didn't even turn his head.

As the eldest son, he watched his mother Bigumamu's rampant behavior without any regard for the children's feelings, increasing her husband arbitrarily, and finally a heavy thought emerged in his mind:

The pirate group maintained by this so-called [family relationship], the Bigumamu pirate group, is really a joke!

(End of this chapter)