Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 295 Two Representatives
"Come and sit at my house, you are kind to me, I want to treat you well."

Watching the blue light on the bamboo stilts flickering and then turning into coke, the old man Dongjite immediately showed a bright smile, ready to use delicious food to divert Rez's attention.

Dongjite took the lead in walking into the hut that Luffy found, and looked around at everything in the house. He hasn't come back for so long, and there is still no change here.

"What are you going to entertain us with? Is there food in this room?"

Rez stared blankly at the old man, with a clear purpose in his words.For a foodie, there is no question of whether you are hungry or not, only whether you want to eat or not. For special delicacies that you have never tasted, you can always make his impetuous heart more passionate.

"People here often milk livestock to entertain guests. It tastes very good." Dongji Te smiled, looking very proud, and was hit again unexpectedly.

Rez froze for a moment, frowned and said in surprise, "Don't lie to me, where did [you] come from, you are the only local here."

"Huh? Could it be that everyone else here is a ghost that can hide?" Chopper snorted lightly, and the hair all over his body immediately pricked up, fluffy like a plush toy.

"Don't talk nonsense, Chopper, I didn't bring garlic and charms to ward off evil today!" Usopp trembled, almost defending himself with a slingshot.

"Damn it, could it be that the fruit of my dreams was eaten by the people here, or was it wholesale?" Sanji frowned, and the cigarette in his mouth was almost crushed.As the transparent fruit most needed by gentleman satyrs, could it be that the people here have eaten it? I am so angry.

Sanji glared at the old man Dongkit, and almost rushed to grab his collar.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" The old man Dongjite was stunned, ran to the door and took a look, and was immediately shocked by Petrochemical: "Ah, the livestock are gone, and the village is gone!"

It turns out that the special terrain of Changhuan Island causes people to migrate every once in a while due to the ebb and flow of sea water. This is the place of nomads.People who originally lived here have long since moved over the past decade.

"It's okay. Although I don't have livestock, I still store milk." Dongjit only took a second from rolling his eyes in shock to regaining his composure. It has to be said that his will is getting stronger and stronger.

Crackling...

After a while of rummaging through boxes and cabinets, the old man Dongjite took out a lump of dark yellow strange substance from the iron bucket, and a strange "fragrance" wafted in the room, white smoke was lingering, and the breath was intoxicating! !
The old man turned his head slightly, and handed the bunch of hands in front of Rez, and said, "Try it, I don't know if this piece of cheese suits your taste!"

"Don't divert your attention, this thing has been placed for ten years!"

Before Reiz could speak, Nami, who was standing beside her, screamed.She was furious, and her sharp eyes seemed to tear the old man into pieces.Even taking out such a thing to entertain guests, has this old man never been punched by Nami-sister's head?If you don't take away this amazingly delicious thing, I will beat your chest with a small fist!

"Ah, you really have no luck." Dongjite shook his head, forcing himself to express regret.Then, he suddenly looked at Rez, as if he was expecting someone to recognize him.

"Although some things smell bad, they taste delicious, but your kind of cheese..."

Rez groaned, and met Dongjite's expectant eyes, suddenly flicked the old man's arm towards Sanji, and said, "Sanji, don't you like wasting food, why don't you try it."

goooo...

Sanji's stomach let out a hungry cry at the right time, but he frowned deeply. He pushed his hand in awe-inspiring manner and said, "I'm not hungry. My stomach has been bad for the past two days, and I don't have the appetite to eat!"

"I eat!"

Luffy stood up bravely, but was suddenly stopped by Robin, the dark-bellied archaeologist smiled softly and said, "Eating this kind of food is not okay, if you get sick, Chopper will be very troubled. "

Seeing that a group of people didn't want to eat, Dongji Te suddenly sat on the ground, his upper body straightened, and he grabbed a piece of "cheese" and put it into his mouth.The old man waved his hand and said calmly:

"It's only been stored for ten years. This level of cheese is completely edible. I'm different from you. I'm used to living on this island, and my stomach is much stronger than yours."

blah blah blah...

Dongjite chewed twice, pretending to be helpless and said: "Really, young people nowadays are really in poor health—"

Before he finished speaking, the old man fell to the ground with a plop, rolled his eyes and said with difficulty, "I'm sorry, please call a doctor for me."

zizi...

Before Chopper made a move, Enil stood up, and there was a flash of electric arc jumping at his fingertips. The blue-white light made his head and face brighter. He tilted his head and jokingly said: "This old man is probably because of Landing hasn’t suffered from a strange disease for ten years, why don’t I give him electrotherapy!”

Sauron hugged his shoulders, his voice was low and helpless: "Hey, not all diseases can be treated with electrotherapy, you think everyone is Rez and Luffy!"

Looking at the deep thunder and lightning, Dongjite sat up straight, his pale face covered with cold sweat: "Don't use lightning to cremate me, I think I can still be rescued!"

At this moment, there was a muffled sound outside the house, followed by the painful neighing of the eldest Ma Xueli after she fell to the ground.

"Ah, that's Xueli's voice, has it been waiting for me here for ten years!" the old man Dongjite exclaimed, and strode out of the house, looking at the situation, as if he wasn't the one who got the food poisoning just now.

Rez was a little surprised by that striding posture: "As expected of a genius who has been on stilts for ten years, his leg skills are not bad, not much worse than Sanji's usual."

"Hey, don't compare me with that old man!" Sanji roared, covered his nose instantly, and ran out of the room first with a face of pain.

Everyone looked in shock, and there was a trail of white smoke behind the old man Dongjite.The long and narrow gray smoke, like a ribbon, lingers and spreads and fills the whole room, even the white smoke of the lump of cheese is blown away.Really... hot eyes!
Da da da……

Rez and the others didn't need to look at each other at all, they sprinted out, even smashing the doors and windows without any scruples.

Standing far away from the house, Leiz breathed in the fresh air, and murmured in shock: "This old guy is really talented. I haven't met such a strong person in many years. In this big At sea, is there anyone who can let me run away from the wind!!"

Except for Rez, the rest of the people were also pale, deeply impressed by the power of the Donggit humanoid self-propelled biochemical weapon turret.Tasteful stilts, a pile of miraculous cheese, plus the powerful gas produced by the invincible stomach, this old man is invincible! !
"Hoo hoo..." Luffy panted heavily, with an excited expression on his face, he laughed at Dongjit's back and said, "Hey, old man, give me this trick, I will use this trick to combine The ability of Eraser to create a super powerful move. And I have already thought of the name of that move, it is called... Eraser Eraser Smelly Balloon!!"

Snapped!
Rez slapped Luffy on the back of the head mercilessly, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, if you dare to learn that trick, I'll take your skin off!!!"

Think about my rubber brother laughing and turning into a round balloon, with a puff of poisonous white smoke behind his buttocks, flying excitedly in mid-air.Rez couldn't help feeling his scalp tingle, and his eyes were so terrified for the first time.Needless to say, the power of that kind of move, but after using that kind of move, it is estimated that Luffy will be on the world's most popular news magazine immediately.

At that time, should he be called the younger brother of Fire Fist Ace, the son of the leader of the Revolutionary Army, or the grandson of the naval hero Lieutenant General Garp?Perhaps, one day in the future, if my black-faced identity is exposed, my enemies in the sea will laugh their ass off!At that time, the Tianlong people will definitely set a certain day as the "Laughing Festival"! !
Bastard Luffy, your thinking is too dangerous, and your brother and sister Robin look at you full of ridicule!And my new younger brother, Ainilu, has been so stunned that he is petrified!
Rez frowned, seeing Luffy who was still stubbornly rejecting his suggestion, Rez couldn't help sneering, suddenly raised his fist, and said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry, Luffy, I won't agree to this anyway. .And now, on behalf of your father and your grandfather, I will let you enjoy the iron fist of love!"

Bang! !

(End of this chapter)