Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 263 A Good Way to Get Rich
"Shopping, is it a woman's nature, even my wife is no exception."

Rez walked weakly on the street, with shopping bags hanging on his arms.Looking at the slender and charming figure in front of him, Leizi felt a little bit sad, he could hide from Nami, but he couldn't hide from his wife.Man... so difficult!
"Husband, can you help me buy these clothes, I don't have enough money!" Hancock smiled sweetly, and stretched out his little hand to Rez.She had just bought hundreds of pieces of clothing, saying that she was very interested in Alabasta's "exotic style" and wanted to take it back as a gift.

Rez nodded expressionlessly, and asked, "Well, okay, how much is the total?"

"92 pieces of high-quality underwear, 85 pieces of special coats, and 76 pairs of trousers, a total of 680 million Baileys." The owner of the clothing store beside him squinted his eyes and smiled.Meeting such a big customer suddenly can almost be described as a rare encounter in a hundred years. Just such a transaction is almost half a year's worth of transactions.

"Ah, it's so much money, wait a minute, I'll go back and get the money right away." Rez pursed his lips, and left in deep thought.The money he had on his body was almost spent, but he would never refuse his woman's request.So, Rez thought of a good way to get rich.

……

"Why are you? Why are you here?"

In a small restaurant, Smoker stood up with a face full of astonishment, and looked at Leiz in a daze.

Smoker intercepted the call of the Baroque Work Agency with a black phone bug, and came to stop it when he learned that there would be chaos here.Before that, he had been searching the sea for traces of Straw Hat Luffy.Smoker had a premonition that the astonishing rookie pirate would definitely become a serious problem for the navy in the future, and he must kill that guy in the bud.

However, due to various reasons, the navy did not take a photo of Reiz, and no agent saw Reiz make a move, so "Retz" was not wanted.After all, although the navy's intelligence capability is strong, it is not omnipotent. With Rez's intentional evasion, it is easy to do this.

"Come on, come on, I'll show you something good!" Rez waved his hand mysteriously, grabbed Smoker's arm and walked out of the restaurant, until he came to a remote alley .

Smoker froze for a moment, frowned in dissatisfaction, and said coldly: "What the hell are you doing, you are not a smuggler, are you? I am a just navy, and I will not tolerate your crimes!"

"How could I be a smuggler? I wouldn't do that kind of thing." Rez shook his head slowly, dragged out a large wooden box from the corner, and opened the lock neatly, revealing the comatose Shichibukai with a bruised nose and a swollen face inside. .

"This is... sand crocodile Crocodile? Why is he here!!" Smoker dropped the cigar he was holding to the ground, trembling with fright.This guy lying unconscious in the box is one of the Qiwuhai, and he became famous a long time ago. The strength of this sand crocodile, no matter how you look at it, is not something that this foolish guy in front of him can deal with.

"Well... I picked him up. When my wife and I were out shopping, we met this guy fainted in front of me. He might have been poisoned."

Rez groaned, and flicked Smoker calmly, with an expression of "I know you are a navy, and I have sent you chips for your achievements".

"...Did you get poisoned? Damn, I couldn't give this guy to..." Smoker calmed down from the shock, and returned to his usual calmness.His purpose is very clear, that is, to catch all criminal pirates, especially those who do evil like Shichibu Sea Sand Crocodile.

For the Qiwuhai, the consistent principle of the navy is: the defeated Qiwuhai will have its name revoked, and it will be imprisoned in the city of advancement like ordinary prisoners.Smokedall, therefore, was not concerned about any possible troubles in capturing Crocodile.

Smoker suddenly looked at Rez and nodded slightly.Although this guy is a bit weak (he was "almost" kidnapped by a female pirate in Rogge Town), but he insists on the concept of justice.After all, not everyone can give up the matter of "rescuing Qiwuhai to gain Qiwuhai's favor" and bring the pirates to the navy.

Facing Smoker's admiring eyes, Rez seemed a little embarrassed.He laughed dryly, rubbed his hands, and said something that surprised Smoker so much that he trembled all over his body: "Well, although I think you are a good navy and I gave him to you, you must pay for the bounty." You won't treat me badly. Mainly, my wife is still waiting for the bounty to live..."

"Well... I see. The sand crocodile's bounty is 8000 million Baileys. Although it's a little low, there's nothing you can do about it. You should know that the bounty will stagnate after becoming Shichibukai."

Smoker trembled all over, and said in a deep voice, his expression was a little helpless and a little relieved.He originally thought that Rez was a "good citizen" full of justice, but now it seemed that he was just a guy who offered a reward.But there is nothing wrong with this. To reward the guys who bravely cooperate with the navy, and induce the people to fight against the pirates, isn't that the purpose of the navy's bounty.

"..." Crocodile woke up at some point, with tape on his mouth, and he glared at Rez as he struggled.There is no such shameless person in the world who beat himself up and handed himself over to the navy for money.

"What are you looking at, I sent you to the navy to live a good life, yet you still dare to stare at me!" Rez suddenly bent down and raised his right hand.

Bang!
Rez took off his flip-flops and slammed it on Crocodile's nose, causing the "ill-fated" Shichibukai to squirt blood from his nose, struggling vigorously like a fish whose eyes had been cast aside, and was very embarrassed.

"Woooo..." Crocodile's eyes widened angrily, and he wanted to roar loudly, but what he uttered was only an indistinct whimper.

"Have you been injured enough to be unable to elementalize, Crocodile? However, if you still want to violently hurt people in front of me like this, you really don't take me seriously!"

Smoker frowned coldly, and activated his fruit ability.White smoke rose suddenly, and the fist that came out of the body shot out in the smoke, hitting Crocodile's chest like a missile.

boom! !

"Hmm..." Crocodile let out a pain, and immediately bowed like a prawn.He looked at Rez and Smoker with incomparable resentment, his bloodshot cold eyes made him as terrifying as a wild beast that would choose to eat people, but he was tied so tightly that he couldn't move at all.

"Hmph!" Smoker hugged his shoulders, looked at Crocodile contemptuously, and put his ten hands with sea stones on Crocodile's neck.With the presence of Hailoushi, there is no fear that the opponent will flee after recovering his physical strength.

"..." Crocodile frowned tightly, his red eyes almost burst out of anger, he wished he could kill Rez and Smoker right now.Especially that idiot Navy is still secretly proud, do you know who the guy who calls himself Rez is, and he even looks like "brothers" with that guy!

Forget it, don't care what the navy does, I will not care about those things as I will soon become a prisoner.Crocodile snorted angrily, and closed his eyes forcibly, only the throbbing eyelids and the blue veins on his forehead showed his restlessness.

Smogg glanced at Crocodile, and said to Rez: "Wait a while, the soldiers will send the money right away."

Rez nodded vigorously: "Yeah!"

After a while, Smoker's subordinate soldiers showed up, brought Hailoushi handcuffs, and handed enough Bailey to Rez.It has to be said that the power of the White Hunter was very strong in the first half of the great voyage. Smoker sailed all the way and defeated many pirates, and advanced their stolen money to Rez as a bounty.

Rez took a deep breath and nodded wildly at Smoker: "Well, you are a good navy, keep in touch!"

"Ah, I see. You are so weak, and you get such a large sum of money, you must be careful!" Smoker reminded coldly, watching the "good citizen" Rez go away.The navy cloak was fluttering in the wind, making him look a bit high-spirited.He picked up a defenseless Shichibukai after eating casually, even with a calm personality, he was a little happy.

"Ah, I see!" Rez nodded solemnly, and strode away.He suddenly felt that it was very interesting to have a navy like Smoker's. After the robbery of pirates in the future, he could sell the pirates to him for bounties.Well, get rich twice, one pirate can squeeze twice!
"Miss Hancock, don't worry, I can afford whatever you want!"

(End of this chapter)