Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 26

Rez walked into the kitchen. Baliu, the murloc, was busy handling the ingredients with his hands profusely sweating, but he still asked curiously, "What happened outside just now?"

"Ah, it's okay, I'm going out to earn money."

"Make money? How can you make money after you go out for such a long time?" Xiaoba flipped the table that Amos knocked down just now, and continued: "There must have been a fight outside. Wasn't the person who fell down just now the deputy captain of the merchant ship?" , is there a pirate coming?"

Looking at Xiaoba who kept chopping stuffing vigorously while looking curious, Rez laughed loudly and said, "Well, yes, I didn't expect you to be so stupid that you can guess it."

"You, why are you so happy, you can't really rob the pirates."

"Yes, I just made a lot of money by doing a little physical work, quack, happy." Rez looked forward to: "Let's bring more pirates, so that I can rob more, and then Save money to marry a daughter-in-law, marry three, haha."

Xiao Ba also put down the kitchen knife, put his six hands on his face and looked longingly: "That would be great! If that's the case, you can pay me more wages, and I can quickly save enough money to open the shop. Maybe we can open an amusement park in the future. Captain, you have to work hard!"

"Hey? Captain?" Rez asked puzzledly, "Since when am I the captain? We don't have a boat either."

"Since I decided to be your chef, you have become my captain for granted. As for the ship, where do we put all the treasure after we robbed the pirates? You must put it on your own ship. So, Captain , you must work hard to rob, so that we can buy a big ship as soon as possible, have more cooks, and then we can eat better food!"

Rez's nose fluttered, and he looked at Xiao Ba with a face full of shock: "Wow, you are so right, why didn't I think of it. Well done, Xiao Ba, you are indeed the chef I fancy! I am now Just go out and ask those pirates how much treasure they have. No, you cook quickly, we will set off to the base of those pirates immediately after eating."

"Yeah!" Xiao Ba nodded, showing his thumbs with six hands at the same time: "Come on, Captain, you are the best! You will definitely realize your dream!"

Rez waved his hand and said without looking back: "Of course! There are delicious food for my three wives! I will definitely work hard! Old man Garp, wait, wait for me to bring three wives The appearance of standing in front of you, gahahaha."

"clap clap"

Xiao Ba, who couldn't help looking around, was sure that Rez had gone far away, turned around, clapped his hands excitedly, and took out a copy of "How to Induce Your Boss to Work Harder" from behind.Xiao Ba looked at the unsophisticated cover and was full of joy: "As expected, the book I bought from a second-hand book stand to pass the time for two hundred berley actually has a god-like effect, such a lazy guy actually learned to work hard "You will definitely realize your dream!" This sentence is amazing! In this way, if he makes money, I will make money, haha, I will be a rich man in the future, la la la, takoyaki shop, amusement park, here I come !"

"Dang Dang Dang Dang"

Xiao Baliu's arms fluttered and he quickly chopped the meat, and suddenly he said to himself: "Speaking of which, what is the dream of this cheap captain? Forget it, let him alone."

Dangdangdang
In the kitchen, the sound of kitchen knives was still bright and brisk.

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The next day, on a deserted island, Rez, Hachi and Gail walked on a rugged mountain road.

"Such a remote place, and such a difficult mountain road." Rez complained, "Why do you use this kind of place as a base?"

Gail covered his face and shouted, "It's up to you!"

"Snapped!"

Rez jumped up and slapped Gail's bald head: "You still dare to talk back? Isn't the lesson from cutting all your hair yesterday not enough?"

"Ahem." [Military Adviser] Ebner coughed lightly, and calmly grabbed Gail's bruised fist. Ebner moved his footsteps lightly, standing between Leiz and Gail, and directed at Lei Ziz smiled slightly, and Ebner said kindly: "Well, Your Excellency, don't you know how to call it?"

Rez frowned slightly, and locked his eyes on the man with the mustache who was talking: "Do you want to know my name and let the navy want me?"

"No, no, how could it be." Ebner waved his hands again and again: "I just want to know your name to facilitate communication."

Rez thought for a while, and said casually: "Well, then call me the robber grandpa."

"What?!" "What did he just say?" "Are you kidding me?"

All the members of the Gale Pirates were shocked and terrified, and they all felt ridiculous:

Alan Gale kept scratching the bald head of "No Grass Grows"; [Small Freckles] Cauchy clenched his fists angrily; [Double Guns] Little Elton jumped back in surprise and sat on the seat of [Diver] On Fitch's shoulder; Fitch staggered and fell to the ground, clutching the unhealed wound on his abdomen, and opened his mouth wide open in shock; even the rough [big bucket] Barron scared away the barbecue in his hand . "Cough, cough, cough~" Ebner, who usually prides himself on being intelligent and well-informed, also choked on his saliva, and couldn't help coughing dryly.

Rez rubbed his nose and looked at Gail: "What are you looking at, little bald head, are you unconvinced by your posture?"

Gail turned around, looked at the members, and said puzzledly, "Hey? Why are you asking me again? They seem to be even more unconvinced."

"Bang bang", "crack", "iron fist!", "Great compassionate palm!"

Allen Gale's head was covered with big bags, his nose was bleeding, and all his handsomeness and demeanor were gone. Who would have thought that this "wounded man" who was crying bitterly while hugging a tree trunk was a handsome pirate who roamed the East China Sea, known as [Blonde Robbery] Where's Alan Gale from The Bandit?Grinning his teeth, he was full of grievances: "Why, why did you hit me again? It's their expressions that question your title more than I do."

"I don't care, I'll beat you, your bald head is too dazzling!!"

Gail was about to cry: "You bald, you asked that murloc to shave your bald head."

Lei Zi frowned: "Huh? How dare you talk back when you're a bald man?" He quickly turned around and said, "And you! From now on, I'll be called Grandpa Robber! Remember?!"

"Pa~" With the sound of neat footsteps, all the members of the Gale Pirates had stood up neatly at some point, and gave a military salute to Rez with a serious face. That neat and dignified posture was no less than waiting for a review elite navy soldiers.

"Yes! Grandpa Robber! Hello, Grandpa Robber! Gale Pirates are very happy to be robbed by you!!"

"Ebner, Fitch, Elton, Cauchy, and you, Barron, how could you be like this? You really don't have the dignity of a pirate!"

Ebner was still coughing unceasingly, as if he would cough up blood at any time, as if it was impossible for him to stand at attention and salute just now; Elton, the dwarf, hid behind Barron, who stared straight at the roast in his hand. The cow leg was shaking his head so much that he was eating vigorously, and Cosy whistled and looked around.Except for Fitch, the cadres of the Gale Pirates turned a deaf ear to the captain's question.

Fitch walked out of the crowd and rebuked Gail righteously: "Captain Gail! How can you say that? It is our honor as pirates to give our treasure to the great robber grandpa!"

Reiz suddenly said: "I'm tired from walking, let's sit down and rest for a while."

"Okay, Grandpa Robber." Fitch and the others immediately laid down a blanket, and Rez lay comfortably on it, shaking his calf leisurely.

"Huh~" All the pirates sighed: "I escaped another catastrophe."

"This Mr. Robber is really dangerous. Well, we were smart just now, otherwise it would be bad."

"Fortunately, it was the captain who was beaten just now. If it was me, I would have died a long time ago."

"Who says no? The captain is really resistant to beating!"

Gail hid aside alone, holding tightly to a small tree that he had just grabbed to avoid Rez's "arrest". His eyes were full of tears. No one knew how broken and helpless he was at this moment.Gail turned around, looked at Rez who was tired from walking, and couldn't help crying: "That kid wearing a mask hit me three times including this time. It's fine if the first time was a formal fight, yesterday I don’t agree with beating me up at night when I’m traveling all night, and I still find a reason to say, ‘Your blond hair reminds me of my dead brother, and it makes me sad, so you should shave your head!’ How can there be such a person? , you just envy my handsomeness! Envy my golden hair!"

Thinking of this, Gail looked up at the murloc Xiaoba who was carrying a big cloth bag.

Xiao Basi held a cloth bag full of food and treasures in his hands, and his two hands were free.One hand was picking his nostrils clumsily, and the other was beckoning friendly. The murloc looked at Gail and grinned: "Hey, how are you!"

Gail almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. Looking back, Gail hugged the solitary small tree tightly, as if hugging his favorite lover, biting his lower lip with his teeth, his shoulders trembling uncontrollably: " Hello, you bastard grandpa! It was you, a bastard murloc, who shaved my head. Six, six big kitchen knives."

Tears streaked across the once handsome face and slid down the tree trunk. Gail muttered: "Six large kitchen knives covered the sky and covered the sun, flying up and down on my head. I will always remember the [click] sound of every kitchen knife hitting. In the soul! Is that a shave?!!"

Ebner stepped forward to comfort him, "Are you alright, Gail?"

Some people cared, and Gail's tears were even worse: "In less than three days since we met, I have hit me three times. How can there be such a bastard!"

Fitch apologized, "I'm sorry, Captain, for saying that."

Ke Xi was indignant, and the freckles on his face almost wrinkled together: "We must find a way to deal with him!"

Barron said in a low voice: "But we can't beat him at all, and it's useless to say anything."

Ke Xi said, "Oh, forget it then."

"..." Gale Pirates stared at the boy lying down and eating fruit, and fell silent.

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