Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 253 Sorry to bother you

"Hurry up, you can't even cut vegetables, how did you grow so big?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Sanji reprimanded the sand crocodile with his arms around his shoulders... with a blue nose and a swollen face.As the chef of the Straw Hat Group, the curly eyebrow cook resolutely accepted the duty of guarding the kitchen chores.Especially if you can arrange to accuse Qiwu Haisha crocodile at will, it will definitely add points to Ms. Weiwei!

Crocodile was wrapped in heavy bandages, but blood was still oozing.At this moment, he frowned deeply, gritted his teeth and growled: "Bastard, are you talking to me! I don't know how to kill a bastard like you for a year—"

His words came to an abrupt end, because Sanji just pointed at the back casually, and said lightly: "Rez asked you to do the cutting of vegetables, and I am his apprentice. I think it's natural for the master to make a small report!"

dang dang...

Crocodile sighed silently, and began his clumsy career of chopping vegetables.Because the giant was going to be entertained, there were quite a lot of ingredients on the chopping board, and Crocodile's scalp felt numb with his forbearance.I can't use the fruit ability, and I am seriously injured, when will I be able to finish cutting so many ingredients!
What disturbed Crocodile even more was that the bearded giant was whimpering and crying, and the sound shook the sand crocodile's ears.

"Wuuu... It's really embarrassing. As the strongest fighter in Elbaf, I can't even take a small fist..." Dong Li sat on the ground, his body hunched, and he pulled out his hand feebly. The trees on the ground vent their emotions.

"What kind of strongest fighter are you? You are so shameless! And as a giant warrior, how can you wipe tears at every turn!" Broki stared at Dong Li, "educating" Dong Li in a low voice, but he also A little depressed.He and Dongli have been fighting on this island for 100 years, and the weapons are full of cracks. The strength of the two of them is not as good as before because of the hidden injury. It seems that they really can't beat Rez, and even the sand man.

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, Broki hugged his shoulders and put them down, put them down and picked them up again, as if he was not satisfied at all.

Broki's nostrils dilated, and he spewed out two streams of white air. He said depressedly, "Oh, what's the point of fighting with such a guy for so many years!"

Rez, Luffy and others sat aside, feeling a little helpless towards the two giants.Those two big guys were immersed in their own world, and even if a certain long-nosed sniper told the most exciting sailing story, his saliva was dry and his throat was hoarse, they couldn't interrupt their thinking.

"Nami... can you stop looking at me like that, I'm a little... uncomfortable." Rez was leaning comfortably under a tree with a crooked neck, but moved towards Sauron next to him.The orange-haired woman on the opposite side seemed to have blue eyes, as if a wolf was staring at the meat.

"Rez, are you sick? Let me check it for you!" Nami giggled and stretched out her hands to Rez.Where did she want to check, she clearly wanted to test Rez's muscle strength.

"Hey, don't come here, I really am a man with a wife! And let me tell you, the last woman who tried to [force] me was already sent to the navy and taken to prison by me!" Rez threatened loudly, Suddenly, he ran away without looking back.This woman doesn't care about threats at all, and she can't fight, say no, she can only dodge!

"Hehe, your elder brother and sister-in-law are really loving!" Robin smiled and leaned on Luffy's shoulder.The material of the rubber is very elastic, and it is very comfortable to lean on.

"It's okay, sister-in-law Nami has always been very proactive." Luffy laughed, stretched out his arms and grabbed a straw stick to poke Sauron's nostrils. The green algae-headed swordsman was sound asleep.Luffy said that it would be uncomfortable not to play tricks on him!

"Bastard, enough is enough, you have poked three times!" Sauron jumped up and started chasing Luffy with a knife.

Robin frowned slightly, blinked, and said to himself: "Although I don't have any thoughts about the straw hat boy, is he too incomprehensible? Could it be that, like Rez, he likes girls to take the initiative?"

"Your Highness, are these people really pirates?" Icarem sighed helplessly, and helped the goose's head.This group of people are obviously very powerful, but they run around like children playing games all day long, making people speechless.

"It should be a pirate, no one else has such a free personality except pirates!" Weiwei rubbed her eyes and cast a serious glance behind her.The handyman Sand Crocodile there is meticulously handling the ingredients. Under Sanji's successive reprimands, he has become more skilled and has reached a level of appearance.

After all, the thinking mode of the guy who can let Shichibukai chop vegetables for him can only be described as "freedom"!
rustle……

At this moment, there was a sound of footsteps in the depths of the dense forest, and a tall and arrogant guy appeared.

"Excellent criminals always use excellent brains to achieve their goals. Just like me, I can defeat two giants who are famous in history by simply doing some small things! And...even the one named Rez The guy also-"

The proud and boastful words stopped abruptly, and a guy with a "3" hair accessory suddenly appeared, glanced at the lively Straw Hats, and said calmly, "I'm sorry to bother you!"

"Stop, Little Candle! Didn't you say that little guy would use tricks to defeat me! Why did he use fists!!" Dong Li suddenly stood up, and his huge figure enveloped the candle man Mr. 3 like a mountain.

He looked at the candle man with scorching eyes, and wanted to question Rez as evidence.But because the giant's fingers were too thick, and because Rez was running to avoid Nami, what Dongli was pointing at was not Rez, but Crocodile, the sand crocodile.

"That's..." Mr. 3 was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly wiped his glasses vigorously.Although he didn't know that the sand crocodile was his behind-the-scenes boss, it didn't prevent him from knowing that the sand crocodile was Qiwuhai.

Moreover, that Qi Wuhai had a bruised nose and a swollen face, but he was chopping vegetables with a "murderous look" on his face.That Miss.all.Sunday is here too, smiling playfully at himself.If I remember correctly, that guy has already betrayed me!So, where did I come to!This luck is too bad!It's okay to be robbed by a woman on the way out to sea, why is my luck worse now than before!
"Hey, are you all preparing for a picnic? I wish you a happy picnic!" Mr. 3 forced himself to calm down, his nose dripping out.When Robin didn't expose him, he immediately launched the candle fruit, which turned into a candle ball and began to roll.The place where he came was downhill, so he could run faster.

But Dong Li refused to let go, and directly drew out his big sword and chased after him: "Little Candle, don't even try to run!"

Seeing something novel, Rez immediately gave up taking Nami around.He jumped onto Karoo Duck, patted Karoo Duck's head with ease, and shouted excitedly: "Catch up, catch up with that big white ball, and you will have meat to eat at night!!"

"Quack!" Kalu Duck yelled twice to express his understanding, and immediately chased after him. Rez once again felt the joy of "riding the horse".Running by yourself and "riding in a car" are completely different feelings. Only laziness and comfort are the most comfortable things!

"Bastard! You ran away again!" Nami gritted her teeth angrily, she couldn't catch up with her short legs!
"Ah, my... Karoo Duck." Weiwei pursed her lips. If life goes on like this, her pet's temperament may change drastically!Can I still accept my fighting partner who is having fun from time to time...

"Whatever you look at, chop vegetables honestly! To be a chef, you have to concentrate and have no other distractions. You don't understand the truth. You are really... stupid!" Sanji shook his head lightly standing in front of the sand crocodile, but he couldn't restrain himself Ecstasy: It feels so good to reprimand Shichibukai!

Crocodile pursed his lips and lowered his head helplessly: "..."

It's not that I don't work hard, but that I don't have the strength now!He seemed to see the darkness of his future life, so he had no choice but to sigh and vent all his negative emotions to the vegetables.

Dangdang!
For a moment, in Crocodile's ears, only the sound of the kitchen knife roared.

(End of this chapter)