Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 244 Drunk State

"Oh, so I passed by..."

Seeing Sauron's right hand swinging like a rattle, Rez nodded, then turned around and took a step forward.

"This three-sword swordsman, it's fine to just say where the bathroom is. Why do you have to pretend to be arrogant and point in the direction?"

Rez thought about it, staggered back, but was suddenly stopped by a tall figure.Rez still lowered his head, just walking forward, not paying attention to the figure in front of him at all.

With a bang, Rez bumped into the dark "obstacle", staggered and fell down.However, drunk, he was still "agile", grabbed the "handle" and stood up,
"Thank you, big brother, your chest muscles are really developed..." Rez patted Miss. Monday's chest, and nodded appreciatively.After being drunk, his face was very red, and his movements were much more complicated than usual. Whether he was slapping or nodding, he seemed to be very rhythmic.

"Asshole, I'm a woman!" Miss Zhou Zhou roared, although her voice was a feminine voice unique to women, but her subordinates were unambiguous at all.The well-developed muscles bulged, and the big fist that was comparable to a casserole slammed on the top of Rez's head.

Bang!
There was a loud noise, amidst the smoke and dust, Rez fell directly to the ground, and he was in a very "peaceful" lying position.

"You guy, your reflexes can't be so bad, you only drank two glasses!" Sauron helplessly held his forehead, so angry that he couldn't laugh or cry.But since Rez is already so drunk, why can he still go to the banquet hall?No time to think about it, Sauron raised his knife and moved forward, Rez had "fallen", and now only he has the fighting power to protect his companions!
"Hmph, after this garbage is dealt with, as long as you knock you down, those drunken guys in the house won't be a concern at all!" Miss. Monday sneered twice, put on a knuckle, and stepped on Rez's back Go back to Sauron.

However, when she stepped on Rez's back, Rez unexpectedly "bounced" beyond common sense, and stood up straight like a spring.

"What?" Zhou Yi exclaimed, and fell to the ground, looking at Rez with a look of horror.She has always been very confident in her strength. Even if the punch just now couldn't kill this guy, at least it was seriously injured.

"Hey, big idiot, why did you hit me?" Rez stood staggeringly on the spot, with his mouth wide open in a daze, his eyes fixed on Miss Monday.That kind of look is not so much the eyes of a dead fish, but more like a frog waiting for an opportunity.

"Stupid guy? Who are you talking about, stupid guy! I've already told you that I'm a woman!" Zhou Yi broke out emotionally, and punched Rez's face with a heavy punch wearing a knuckle.Although she is muscular beyond ordinary people, she still has a daughter's heart, which can be seen from her previous nun's dress.

It has to be said that Miss Monday's punch was so powerful that Rez shot out like a cannonball, smashing hard at Sauron's feet, creating a deep pit there.Dusty and dusty, Rez stretched out his dirty hand from the pit, and waved at Sauron: "Hey, long time no see, your speed is much faster!"

"Shut up! You drunk..." Sauron roared, wishing he could step on Rez's face and let the drunk quietly "die" in the pit.The virtue of his companion in front of the enemy embarrasses the swordsman of the three swordsmanship style-the previous arrogant and ruthless aura is completely worn away by this drunk bastard under his feet!
"I see that you are very concerned about this shirtless drunk, he must be very important to you!" Zhou Yi clenched his fists and said with great disdain.

"Ah, even if Rez is a natural drunk, he is still my partner!" Zoro smiled and wanted to move forward.The number of enemies around is increasing, and it is necessary to hurry up and defeat them, otherwise, with the burden of Rez under the crowd tactics, even Sauron will feel a headache.

With a thump, Rez jumped up suddenly, and patted Sauron's shoulder hard: "Tell me where the bathroom is, I'm a little... in a hurry!"

"You wait for me to finish the fight, I'll take you there right away, just bear with it!" Sauron scratched his head, almost squeezing out the words through his teeth.He even imagined the scene where Rez pestered him, continued to ask himself to help find the bathroom, and asked himself to carry him because of his "poor legs and feet".

However, things were somewhat beyond Sauron's expectations.

"I don't want to bear it anymore, how can I bear this!" Rez suddenly frowned, and bloodshot eyes appeared in his eyes.Although he was drunk, he was even more... irritable.

"Tch, are you a drunkard who can take a beating? Want to go to the bathroom? You don't have to go if you die!" Zhou Yi roared, striding forward and charging.Enough wasted time, she wanted to defeat two "weak" pirates in one go, and then finish work and go back to rest.

"It's just a big girl fool, do you want to kill me? Kill you!" Rez raised his eyebrows, pushed Sauron away, and greeted Monday with his neck stuck.For the enemy who intends to "kill" him, the remaining "reason" in Rez's anesthetized brain has played a role, and he wants to fight!
Da da da……

clatter!clatter!
It was also the sound of footsteps, but one was as fast as the wind, while the other was as slow as a cow.In the blink of an eye, the two got closer.

"Haha, come on, Miss. Monday, knock down those two guys!" The low-level staff of the Baroque Work Agency shouted and cheered, trusting in Monday's strength.After all, she has knocked down her opponent several times before!

On the side, Icarem watched for a long time, and had already come to the final conclusion on the outcome of the battle.He looked sideways at Weiwei, and suddenly said in a daze: "Miss Wednesday, what's wrong with you, why do you look a little unhappy?"

"Suddenly I have...a bad feeling..." Weiwei said in horror, and slowly took a few steps back.Seeing Rez's cold expression, Weiwei suddenly remembered something: she was kicked into the sea by Ling Tian, ​​a guy named Sanji, and she still remembers that powerful kick.But Sanji, who is so powerful, is a little in awe of Rez. How powerful is this drunk named Rez?Now, it's time to run away before the other party finds out!
boom!
Rez and Monday finally collided, two fists of different sizes collided, the air shook violently, Monday screamed out a big mouthful of blood, flew upside down and hit the building, causing a series of houses to collapse.

rumbling...

Houses collapsed one after another, like dominoes.From a distance, this small island looks like a road was suddenly flattened by a huge bulldozer, and you can see the open sea in the distance.

goooo...

Sauron swallowed, and murmured: "Fortunately, it didn't hit me. He still has this kind of power after being drunk. How strong is Rez?"

"That guy, that guy actually knocked down Miss. Mr. Monday!!" Baroque's low-level employees were shocked, and backed away in disbelief, worried that the shirtless drunk would continue to attack.

"Half the town was destroyed with one blow, this drunk is too strong..." Icarem opened his mouth, and started to retreat.The opponent is a drunk with such terrifying strength, he doesn't want to risk his life because of the mission.After all, his real identity is the captain of the guard of the Kingdom of Alabasta, responsible for protecting Princess Vivi and investigating the secrets of the Baroque Works.

"What did I hear? Mr. 8, are you going to run away!" A cold and playful female voice, followed by several senior cadres of the Baroque Work Agency.Some of them are wearing black trench coats, some are holding sun umbrellas, and there are even sea otters and bald eagles wearing sunglasses.

In short, these new guys have playful expressions, no matter their movements or postures, they all look superior.It is obvious that they have great confidence in their own strength and knowledge, and they look around at everyone present, almost contemptuous and ignorant.

Icarem waved his hands again and again, with cold sweat on his forehead, and said, "No, no, I don't mean that, I just want to call more people."

"Cut, it's just a little more strength. I'll let this naked drunk know... the horror of a devil fruit user!" Mr. 5 snorted very coldly, then stretched out his hand to pick up his nose, and pointed the booger towards him. Flick with Rez.

boom!
Rez dodged this weird bomb sideways, but Sauron, who was caught off guard behind him, was covered in mud because of the explosion.

Sauron was shocked, and said angrily: "Is this the fruit ability of that guy? Fortunately, I didn't cut it with a knife!"

Rez hiccupped and staggered forward, his eyes gradually turned cold: "Using this kind of thing to make bombs is worse than I was back then! I've decided... I'll beat you up before you find a bathroom!"

(End of this chapter)