Pirate Free Bastard

Chapter 162 The Farce in the Mermaid Cafe

"The mermaid ladies here are still so beautiful. Hehe..."

Corbett walked into the Mermaid Cafe, clicked his tongue in admiration, and let out a smirk like Brother Pig.Even though he has been here countless times, he still has no resistance to the delicate looks of the mermaid beauties.

Innocent, innocent, charming and charming!In addition to this lovely character, the mermaid beauties are even more graceful, sexy and charming!

Corbett grinned foolishly and almost let out a laugh.However, his gaze was attracted by a frowning and silent figure in the coffee shop.That person is, his captain Rez!

"Caramel wakame! Seaweed fruit tart! Seaweed soufflé! What are these?"

Rez finally opened his mouth, but his voice was heavy as if he was facing an enemy, and even his forehead began to break out in cold sweat. It turns out that there is really no meat here!Moreover, so many sweets with strange names are not to his liking at all!
"Oh, these are enough, thank you for your hospitality."

Burley smiled politely at the beautiful mermaid who entertained him, and then explained to Rez: "Mermaids don't eat meat and fish, these are their special dishes. The taste is not bad, you can try it, Captain."

"Mmhhhh!"

Suddenly there was a loud chewing sound in his ear, Rez tilted his head, and saw Xiaoba who was "eating and drinking".The chef of the six-handed murloc was eating with his head down at the moment, looking very comfortable.That joyful expression seemed to have tasted a rare delicacy in the world.

Xiao Ba noticed Lei Ze's gaze, and sneakily smiled at Lei Ze, revealing the green vegetable leaves stuck between his teeth.

"Hey, Captain, try it, the food here is delicious!"

"Guests, you can try it. The food here is delicious. You are guaranteed to be satisfied."

A lovely mermaid lady was also recommending food to Rez. She smiled sweetly and motioned Rez to have a bite of the food.

"Well, I see, then I'll try it."

Facing the enthusiastic gaze of the mermaid beauty, it was really hard for Rez to refuse.And Xiaoba looks really delicious, the food here should not be bad.Thinking of this, Rez sat up straight, and "seriously" took a bite of the kelp soufflé.However, before the food was eaten for more than half a second, Rez suddenly frowned, raised his head as if his chin had been punched, and suddenly collapsed completely.

thump!
Rez lay prone on the table, his whole body twitched violently twice, causing the whole table to shake.There was a crisp crackling sound, and the plates on the dining table, including these mermaid delicacies, fell to the ground.

A female murloc eater pointed at Rez, and suddenly screamed, "Ah! He, he has food poisoning!"

The murloc lady didn't know what kind of murloc it was, but she actually uttered an extremely loud high-decibel sound, which sounded like an alarm bell for a while, and the whole mermaid cafe was in a panic, with voices yelling from time to time:
"Damn it! This food is poisonous! That guy over there has fainted, everyone stop eating!"

"Oh, that guy has fainted like that, and his muscles are still trembling subconsciously. The toxins in the food here are really terrible!"

"It's not fainting, it's epilepsy! In short, the toxin here must not be small! Let's go to the doctor to check it!!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, get out of the way of the people in front, I don't want to die here!"

Crash, there was a sound of pushing tables and stools.In less than half a minute, there were no "people" in the coffee shop except the four of Leiz and the service staff, that is, the beautiful mermaids performing songs and dances.

"Woo...why are you all gone? The food here is not poisonous at all..."

Mermaid Ada, the beautiful mermaid who persuaded Rez to eat the food, covered her face and sobbed.Her gentle voice is like a drizzle of pastry, gently falling on the hearts of the listeners, which can't help but make people feel pity and love.

"Captain! You bastard!!"

With a roar, Corbett rushed over and punched Reiz on the back heavily, making a muffled sound.He has long been captured by the beautiful mermaid Ada. The reason why he likes to come here is because he wants to see Ada!When you see the girl you like crying sad, men will lose their minds.

"Who hit me, oh, it was you."

Rez raised his head, looked at Ida, the mermaid with pear blossoms and rain, and then at Corbett, who was somewhat regretful and frightened after punching. Rez suddenly stiffened his neck and swallowed the miraculous food.

Kelp egg yolk crisp!The fishy smell of kelp, the sticky and fishy smell of egg yolk, plus some unknown sugar.The odd flavors melded together perfectly into an even stranger smell that seemed to be fishy.

After taking a bite, "the lips and teeth are fragrant", Rez wanted to vent his pain by pulling his hair.However, his hair hasn't grown out yet, so it's so short that he can't do anything!He could only breathe a sigh of relief, pursed his lips hard, and said in a deep voice: "Well, the food here is delicious, first-rate!!"

"Guest...guest, are you serious? With your appearance, you shouldn't be poisoned!" Ada asked tremblingly, sobbing.

"Uh...um!!"

Rez hesitated for a moment, then suddenly nodded fiercely.He saw Corbett's friendship with Ada, so he would naturally try his best to help them.It's one thing to bully your crew, it's another to expect your crew to find happiness.It's fine if you don't find a wife, but you can't delay your crew!

"Captain..." Corbett murmured, lowering his head slightly.

On the side, Burley suddenly patted Xiao Ba on the shoulder, and asked softly: "Cook, if you say that if I want to find another half one day, will the captain wrong himself so much for me?"

Xiao Ba blinked, and said calmly: "I don't know, anyway, I already have a girlfriend, and she still pursued me actively!"

Burley nodded heavily, and said helplessly, "Uh, this kind of tone! This kind of answer! You really deserve to be the person who has known the captain for the longest time!"

At this moment, there was a noise, and a female mermaid wearing a dark blue hoodie and smoking a pipe walked into the cafe.She took a deep breath of the cigarette and let out a long breath: "Hey, you guys, are you here to make trouble!!"

"Mrs. Xia Li, we're just here for dinner—" Xiao Ba stood up to explain, but Xia Li interrupted him before he finished speaking.

"Stop! Don't tell me nonsense!"

Xia Li looked at the scattered food on the ground, the messy tables and chairs, and the employees who were at a loss with tears in their eyes.Xia Li couldn't help feeling angry, and suddenly roared loudly:
"Whether it's eating or finding fault, you must compensate me for the loss! You have scared away all the customers in the store, not only have to pay for their meals, but also make up for the loss of my regular customers!!"

"Uh..." Xiao Ba turned back, scratching his head in embarrassment.Burley blinked, bewildered.Corbett walked up to Ada, comforting him softly.

At this critical time, it still depends on Rez.This guy walked up to Xia Li unsteadily, smirked twice and said:
"Short black hair, icy blue eyes, and white, tender and smooth skin. This type completely fits my aesthetics! I also like your character and temperament! Or, give me Be a little wife!"

(End of this chapter)