In the beginning, I set up a street stall in Datang
Chapter 129 The Deceitful Patriarch (seeking a monthly ticket)
Chapter 129 The Deceitful Patriarch (seeking a monthly ticket)
Shen Lang not only planned to give everyone a big surprise.
He was even more prepared to give Changsun Wuji, an old swindler, a huge shock!
Who the hell told you to cheat the young master in the first place?
Then today, the young master will cheat you well.
Let you know who is the patriarch who cheated people!
After Shen Lang finished writing down the solutions to the horseshoe one by one, all the bigwigs in the court also sent over the money one after another.
Ten thousand guan, that's not enough to fit in a whole carriage!
Especially the carriages in Changsun Wuji's mansion were lined up in a row.
He spent 11 pounds in the bidding, plus the [-] pounds he had previously bet on, for a total of [-] pounds.
As for the rest of the big shots in the court, each of them has [-] guan.
As for Li Er's [-] guan, he directly said that it would be too troublesome for me to go back to the palace to get the money, so I will send it to you another day.
Shen Lang sneered at this.
With Li Er's shameless style and his picky and picky attitude.
He must be trying to cheat and not pay.
But how could Shen Lang let him get his wish?
Wait until all the bigwigs from the court and China send all the money over.
Shen Lang directly ordered Old One Arm and the others to start counting.
When everything was settled, a smile brighter than flowers bloomed on Shen Lang's face.
"Thank you all for your help to the people of Youzhou. I, the general, thank you for tens of thousands of frontier heroes!"
Shen Lang saluted everyone and said.
"General, what is the solution to the wear and tear of a certain horse's hoof?"
Facing the moaning Shen Lang, Changsun Wuji couldn't bear it anymore, and asked with a straight face.
"My lord, don't worry."
As Shen Lang said this, he took out the written detailed process from his arms and handed it over.
Changsun Wuji took it immediately, feeling like he had found a treasure.
It's just that when he finished reading it, his head became dizzy in an instant.
"It's that simple?"
Changsun Wuji asked Shen Lang in disbelief.
"It's that simple. If adults don't believe it, you can try it yourself and find out."
Shen Lang said to Changsun Wuji with a smile.
"Don't the horses hurt?"
Changsun Wuji asked with a frown.
"As the saying goes, take fewer concubines and read more. There is a golden house in the book!"
Shen Lang looked at Changsun Wuji with disdain, and said to himself.
His words were full of sarcasm and contempt.
As his words fell, Changsun Wuji's face turned blue and white in an instant, like a chameleon.
Not only the eldest grandson Wuji, the old bastard, but also the rest of the bigwigs in the court were not calm for an instant.
Which of them has never taken a concubine?
Besides, isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?
You fucked up our money, and now you are still mocking us for taking concubines.
It is ironic that we take concubines and let us go, and let us study more.
Are we reading more books than you are eating?
Simply too much!
All the bigwigs in the court wanted to press Shen Lang to the ground, step on his feet and rub it hard.
But when he thought of how he had killed countless enemies in the frontier, he looked like a bloodthirsty madman.
Everyone gave up this idea instantly.
It's still a 36 plan, let's take the best plan!
This Shen Lang not only only has money in his eyes, but also a stomach full of bad water, digging holes for people to jump into if they disagree with each other.
If he doesn't leave, he might even trap the coffin!
You big brothers in the court are really scared.
They were afraid that if they were not paying attention, they would fall into the pit dug by Shen Lang again.
Especially Li Er, facing Shen Lang's face that deserves to be beaten, his heart became more determined not to give him money.
How can he stay here and feel uncomfortable?
Li Er gave Shen Lang a hard look, turned around and was about to leave.
The bigwigs around him even sneered at Shen Lang.
They used their gazes and attitudes to protest silently.
Looking at their backs as they walked away, Shen Lang suddenly smiled.
A group of soil turtles!
"My lords, please stop, don't you want the surprises and gifts this general has prepared for you?"
Shen Lang stretched his waist, and said with a smile to the backs of all the big men in the court.
As the words fell, everyone's bodies couldn't help trembling slightly.
surprise?
Gift?
Could it be that Shen Lang's conscience discovered it?
Or is he trying to steal our money again?
Everyone turned around at the same time, and looked at Shen Lang with great vigilance.
"My lords, don't look at me like this, okay? I'm really kind."
Shen Lang said in embarrassment.
Young master, I am not a devil, you are afraid of a hammer!
Why are you all looking at me with such anti-thief eyes?
Countless black lines appeared on Shen Lang's head in an instant.
Not to mention how embarrassing it is.
"I don't know what surprise the general wants to give us?"
Li Jing, who once fought side by side with Shen Lang, couldn't help frowning and asked.
To be honest, in his heart, he still admires Shen Lang.
Although he stole his own money, he took in the people of Youzhou.
If nothing else, just say this.
Looking at the entire Chang'an City, there are countless aristocratic families, dignitaries, and ministers of the court.
Even worse than Shen Lang!
So Li Jing was still very curious about the 'gift' that Shen Lang was talking about.
"Since someone doesn't believe me, it's inconvenient for me to say it in public."
"If adults are interested, why not move over, how about we talk in detail?"
Shen Lang put away his cynical expression, and said to Li Jing very seriously.
"General please!"
After a brief shock, Li Jing walked towards Shen Lang as he spoke.
Then, in everyone's eyes full of doubts.
Shen Lang and Li Jing walked into the house side by side.
Looking at the closed door, everyone's hearts were filled with doubts.
Could it be that Shen Lang, who has a bad stomach, came up with some weird moths?
After about a stick of incense time.
The closed door finally opened.
I saw Li Jing walking out of the house very excitedly.
Shen Lang naturally didn't mean to cheat Li Jing.
Not only did he not deceive him, but he gave him the solution to horse hoof wear unconditionally.
After all, the mouth of others is soft, but the hands of others are short.
Shen Lang made a small request, and it was still paid.
Li Jing was naturally extremely happy and agreed.
So the two talked happily.
"Pharmacist, what are you talking about?"
Li Er asked curiously.
"It's nothing, the general protecting the country just gave me a small gift."
Li Jing said vaguely.
Naturally, he didn't want everyone to know the specifics.
"I don't know who, my lords, wants the surprise prepared by this general?"
Before Shen Lang's words fell, Cheng Yaojin rushed forward with one stride.
After a while, Cheng Yaojin walked out with big strides from ear to ear.
When everyone saw it, they became restless in an instant.
From the expressions of Li Jing and Cheng Yaojin, it can be seen that Shen Lang really prepared a surprise for them!
Otherwise, why would the two of them be so happy?
Needless to say from Shen Lang, everyone rushed to see this mysterious gift.
Changsun Wuji watched his colleagues stride in one by one, and come out one by one with a smile.
His heart felt like it was crawling with ants, itching unbearably.
What is this mysterious gift?
(End of this chapter)
Shen Lang not only planned to give everyone a big surprise.
He was even more prepared to give Changsun Wuji, an old swindler, a huge shock!
Who the hell told you to cheat the young master in the first place?
Then today, the young master will cheat you well.
Let you know who is the patriarch who cheated people!
After Shen Lang finished writing down the solutions to the horseshoe one by one, all the bigwigs in the court also sent over the money one after another.
Ten thousand guan, that's not enough to fit in a whole carriage!
Especially the carriages in Changsun Wuji's mansion were lined up in a row.
He spent 11 pounds in the bidding, plus the [-] pounds he had previously bet on, for a total of [-] pounds.
As for the rest of the big shots in the court, each of them has [-] guan.
As for Li Er's [-] guan, he directly said that it would be too troublesome for me to go back to the palace to get the money, so I will send it to you another day.
Shen Lang sneered at this.
With Li Er's shameless style and his picky and picky attitude.
He must be trying to cheat and not pay.
But how could Shen Lang let him get his wish?
Wait until all the bigwigs from the court and China send all the money over.
Shen Lang directly ordered Old One Arm and the others to start counting.
When everything was settled, a smile brighter than flowers bloomed on Shen Lang's face.
"Thank you all for your help to the people of Youzhou. I, the general, thank you for tens of thousands of frontier heroes!"
Shen Lang saluted everyone and said.
"General, what is the solution to the wear and tear of a certain horse's hoof?"
Facing the moaning Shen Lang, Changsun Wuji couldn't bear it anymore, and asked with a straight face.
"My lord, don't worry."
As Shen Lang said this, he took out the written detailed process from his arms and handed it over.
Changsun Wuji took it immediately, feeling like he had found a treasure.
It's just that when he finished reading it, his head became dizzy in an instant.
"It's that simple?"
Changsun Wuji asked Shen Lang in disbelief.
"It's that simple. If adults don't believe it, you can try it yourself and find out."
Shen Lang said to Changsun Wuji with a smile.
"Don't the horses hurt?"
Changsun Wuji asked with a frown.
"As the saying goes, take fewer concubines and read more. There is a golden house in the book!"
Shen Lang looked at Changsun Wuji with disdain, and said to himself.
His words were full of sarcasm and contempt.
As his words fell, Changsun Wuji's face turned blue and white in an instant, like a chameleon.
Not only the eldest grandson Wuji, the old bastard, but also the rest of the bigwigs in the court were not calm for an instant.
Which of them has never taken a concubine?
Besides, isn't it normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines?
You fucked up our money, and now you are still mocking us for taking concubines.
It is ironic that we take concubines and let us go, and let us study more.
Are we reading more books than you are eating?
Simply too much!
All the bigwigs in the court wanted to press Shen Lang to the ground, step on his feet and rub it hard.
But when he thought of how he had killed countless enemies in the frontier, he looked like a bloodthirsty madman.
Everyone gave up this idea instantly.
It's still a 36 plan, let's take the best plan!
This Shen Lang not only only has money in his eyes, but also a stomach full of bad water, digging holes for people to jump into if they disagree with each other.
If he doesn't leave, he might even trap the coffin!
You big brothers in the court are really scared.
They were afraid that if they were not paying attention, they would fall into the pit dug by Shen Lang again.
Especially Li Er, facing Shen Lang's face that deserves to be beaten, his heart became more determined not to give him money.
How can he stay here and feel uncomfortable?
Li Er gave Shen Lang a hard look, turned around and was about to leave.
The bigwigs around him even sneered at Shen Lang.
They used their gazes and attitudes to protest silently.
Looking at their backs as they walked away, Shen Lang suddenly smiled.
A group of soil turtles!
"My lords, please stop, don't you want the surprises and gifts this general has prepared for you?"
Shen Lang stretched his waist, and said with a smile to the backs of all the big men in the court.
As the words fell, everyone's bodies couldn't help trembling slightly.
surprise?
Gift?
Could it be that Shen Lang's conscience discovered it?
Or is he trying to steal our money again?
Everyone turned around at the same time, and looked at Shen Lang with great vigilance.
"My lords, don't look at me like this, okay? I'm really kind."
Shen Lang said in embarrassment.
Young master, I am not a devil, you are afraid of a hammer!
Why are you all looking at me with such anti-thief eyes?
Countless black lines appeared on Shen Lang's head in an instant.
Not to mention how embarrassing it is.
"I don't know what surprise the general wants to give us?"
Li Jing, who once fought side by side with Shen Lang, couldn't help frowning and asked.
To be honest, in his heart, he still admires Shen Lang.
Although he stole his own money, he took in the people of Youzhou.
If nothing else, just say this.
Looking at the entire Chang'an City, there are countless aristocratic families, dignitaries, and ministers of the court.
Even worse than Shen Lang!
So Li Jing was still very curious about the 'gift' that Shen Lang was talking about.
"Since someone doesn't believe me, it's inconvenient for me to say it in public."
"If adults are interested, why not move over, how about we talk in detail?"
Shen Lang put away his cynical expression, and said to Li Jing very seriously.
"General please!"
After a brief shock, Li Jing walked towards Shen Lang as he spoke.
Then, in everyone's eyes full of doubts.
Shen Lang and Li Jing walked into the house side by side.
Looking at the closed door, everyone's hearts were filled with doubts.
Could it be that Shen Lang, who has a bad stomach, came up with some weird moths?
After about a stick of incense time.
The closed door finally opened.
I saw Li Jing walking out of the house very excitedly.
Shen Lang naturally didn't mean to cheat Li Jing.
Not only did he not deceive him, but he gave him the solution to horse hoof wear unconditionally.
After all, the mouth of others is soft, but the hands of others are short.
Shen Lang made a small request, and it was still paid.
Li Jing was naturally extremely happy and agreed.
So the two talked happily.
"Pharmacist, what are you talking about?"
Li Er asked curiously.
"It's nothing, the general protecting the country just gave me a small gift."
Li Jing said vaguely.
Naturally, he didn't want everyone to know the specifics.
"I don't know who, my lords, wants the surprise prepared by this general?"
Before Shen Lang's words fell, Cheng Yaojin rushed forward with one stride.
After a while, Cheng Yaojin walked out with big strides from ear to ear.
When everyone saw it, they became restless in an instant.
From the expressions of Li Jing and Cheng Yaojin, it can be seen that Shen Lang really prepared a surprise for them!
Otherwise, why would the two of them be so happy?
Needless to say from Shen Lang, everyone rushed to see this mysterious gift.
Changsun Wuji watched his colleagues stride in one by one, and come out one by one with a smile.
His heart felt like it was crawling with ants, itching unbearably.
What is this mysterious gift?
(End of this chapter)
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