A dream journey starting from Douluo
Chapter 238 Dinner War
Chapter 238 Dinner War
After hearing what Taoist Simu said, Qingqing nodded, then picked up a small piece of fish and put it in his mouth.
And just when Jiang Yi and Jia Le felt that this meal could be a good meal.
I saw that the four-eyed priest started to do things again.
I saw Taoist Master Simu pick up a piece of stinky tofu and put it into Master Yixiu's bowl, and said.
"Eat more stinky tofu to cure your bad breath."
"It's called fighting poison with poison."
Seeing this, Master Yixiu paused, then said with a smile.
"Thank you brother."
After that, Daoist Simu also picked up the stinky tofu and put it into the bowl of Daoist Simu, not to be outdone, and said.
"You have bad breath too."
"You have to take care of it too."
Afterwards, the four-eyed Taoist looked at Master Yixiu with a somewhat unfriendly gaze, and when Master Yixiu saw this, he understood that he had won another wave.
Jiang Yi, who was sitting on the side, shook his head secretly.
The city of this master of repair is obviously deeper than that of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and the four-eyed Taoist priest can't beat the master of Yixiu.
Seeing this, Jiang Yi and Jia Le quickly picked up some dishes at the same time, left the dining table and hid aside.
Seeing this, Qingqing looked at the two of them even more suspiciously.
I saw Jiale came over again and said to Qingqing.
"Qingqing, let's go and eat."
After hearing what Jiale said, Qingqing frowned and looked at Jiale and said.
"Why do you want to eat at the same time?"
"It's impolite."
Seeing this, Jia Le nodded tremblingly and said.
"Uh, then be careful."
After speaking, Jia Le walked back to Jiang Yi's side and stood aside.
Soon Jingjing, who was watching the play lively, knew why Jiale and Jiang Yi had to run aside.
I saw a piece of fermented bean curd that looked like Xiang flew to her face...
This is not over yet, the next one is the second and third pieces...
This stuff doesn't smell good, it's sticky, and looks disgusting, but it still tastes delicious.
And Jia Le looked distressed from behind, and Jiang Yi almost laughed out loud when he saw this.
You know, although Jingjing didn't deliberately dress herself up like Tingting.
However, her figure and appearance are definitely considered goddess-level. Who knew that she would be treated like this here.
But at this moment, Jingjing left the 'battlefield' sullenly and pouted.
Seeing Jiang Yi almost laughing, Qingqing gave Jiang Yi an annoyed look.
But at this moment, I saw Jia Le, a stunned young man, stepping forward and speaking to Qing Qing.
"Jingjing, I have already reminded you, I told you to stay out of the way, take a look, the bean curd cannon..."
While talking, Jia Le took the chopsticks and scraped off the fermented bean curd on Qing Qing's face.
On the other hand, Qingqing stepped on Jiale angrily.
"You don't have a good thing."
After finishing speaking, he left the living room and walked outside.
I guess it was time to wash my face.
At this time, Jia Le walked towards Jiang Yi with an innocent face, and said with a puzzled expression.
"Junior brother, why did Qingqing step on me?"
"I'm just comforting her."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi shook his head with a smile and said.
"I don't know either. But maybe it's because your method is wrong."
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le didn't understand what it meant and asked.
"Then what method should I use?"
After hearing Jiale's question, Jiang Yi froze for a moment, not knowing what to do.
"Uh, I'm not very clear about this either."
After hearing Jiang Yi's answer, Jia Le replied.
"Oh"
Seeing this, Jiang Yi joked.
"Brother, don't you like Qingqing?"
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le blushed suddenly.
When Jiang Yi saw this, he patted Jiale on the shoulder and said.
"Brother, this kind of savage woman is hard to conquer"
"You have to work hard"
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le looked up at Jiang Yi suspiciously and asked.
"Brother, what should I do?"
"You are from the town, so you don't know the suffering of us living in the mountains."
"Don't say it's a woman, I haven't seen a few men."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi also nodded in agreement.
After all, in this place, the flow of people can be said to be very little.
No one will pass by here at all, unless they come here on purpose.
But this is also due to the four-eyed Taoist priest.
Who told him to major in exorcising corpses?
After hearing Jiale's complaint, Jiang Yi said.
"Don't worry, brother."
"You will definitely embrace the beauty."
After hearing Jiang Yi's words, Jia Le's eyes flashed with determination, and he said to Jiang Yi.
"Brother, you must help brother."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi nodded repeatedly and said.
"Don't worry, I will find a way to help you."
After getting Jiang Yi's affirmation, Jia Le breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Qingqing is very beautiful, if Jiang Yi also likes it.
Then I don't have much chance of winning.
But fortunately, from Jiang Yi's tone, it seems that he doesn't like Qingqing.
At this time, the struggle has entered a white-hot stage!
All the meals on the table have become weapons for the two of them. Fermented bean curd and peanuts fly together, and dried radish and pickles are the same color. It is amazing to see.
The scene can be described as very spectacular.
At this time, I saw Master Yixiu throwing the dried radish on the face of the four-eyed Taoist priest again.
Not to be outdone, the four-eyed Taoist priest immediately grabbed the peanut plate and poured it on it.
And then an extremely funny scene happened, two peanuts were stuffed directly into Master Yixiu's nostrils.
Seeing this, Priest Simu opened his mouth and laughed, after all, the 'big revenge' has been avenged! .
At this time, Master Yixiu saw the four-eyed Taoist priest who was laughing.
Then immediately closed his mouth, raised his head, and exhaled forcefully through his nostrils,
Two peanuts shot into the mouth of Taoist Simudao like a bullet...
Seeing this, Jiang Yi suddenly felt as if he had eaten a catty of flies.
Seeing this, Master Yixiu nodded and said happily.
"Drink porridge, drink porridge."
"hey-hey."
After finishing speaking, Master Yixiu picked up his porridge in satisfaction and took a sip.
You know, if you just cook white rice
A lot of rice is needed, and cooking porridge can achieve the saving effect.
Therefore, the family of Taoist Simu seldom eats white rice, and most of them use white porridge instead of staple food.
After all, fish can be caught, and tofu can be marinated by itself.
And rice can't be planted, so it can only be bought.
But at this moment, the four-eyed priest glanced at Master Yixiu who was drinking porridge.
Then he secretly looked under the table.
I saw the four-eyed Taoist priest carefully lift his foot, and at this time Master Yixiu was still drinking porridge happily.
At this time, I saw the four-eyed Taoist directly facing Master Yixiu's crotch, kicking it hard
(End of this chapter)
After hearing what Taoist Simu said, Qingqing nodded, then picked up a small piece of fish and put it in his mouth.
And just when Jiang Yi and Jia Le felt that this meal could be a good meal.
I saw that the four-eyed priest started to do things again.
I saw Taoist Master Simu pick up a piece of stinky tofu and put it into Master Yixiu's bowl, and said.
"Eat more stinky tofu to cure your bad breath."
"It's called fighting poison with poison."
Seeing this, Master Yixiu paused, then said with a smile.
"Thank you brother."
After that, Daoist Simu also picked up the stinky tofu and put it into the bowl of Daoist Simu, not to be outdone, and said.
"You have bad breath too."
"You have to take care of it too."
Afterwards, the four-eyed Taoist looked at Master Yixiu with a somewhat unfriendly gaze, and when Master Yixiu saw this, he understood that he had won another wave.
Jiang Yi, who was sitting on the side, shook his head secretly.
The city of this master of repair is obviously deeper than that of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and the four-eyed Taoist priest can't beat the master of Yixiu.
Seeing this, Jiang Yi and Jia Le quickly picked up some dishes at the same time, left the dining table and hid aside.
Seeing this, Qingqing looked at the two of them even more suspiciously.
I saw Jiale came over again and said to Qingqing.
"Qingqing, let's go and eat."
After hearing what Jiale said, Qingqing frowned and looked at Jiale and said.
"Why do you want to eat at the same time?"
"It's impolite."
Seeing this, Jia Le nodded tremblingly and said.
"Uh, then be careful."
After speaking, Jia Le walked back to Jiang Yi's side and stood aside.
Soon Jingjing, who was watching the play lively, knew why Jiale and Jiang Yi had to run aside.
I saw a piece of fermented bean curd that looked like Xiang flew to her face...
This is not over yet, the next one is the second and third pieces...
This stuff doesn't smell good, it's sticky, and looks disgusting, but it still tastes delicious.
And Jia Le looked distressed from behind, and Jiang Yi almost laughed out loud when he saw this.
You know, although Jingjing didn't deliberately dress herself up like Tingting.
However, her figure and appearance are definitely considered goddess-level. Who knew that she would be treated like this here.
But at this moment, Jingjing left the 'battlefield' sullenly and pouted.
Seeing Jiang Yi almost laughing, Qingqing gave Jiang Yi an annoyed look.
But at this moment, I saw Jia Le, a stunned young man, stepping forward and speaking to Qing Qing.
"Jingjing, I have already reminded you, I told you to stay out of the way, take a look, the bean curd cannon..."
While talking, Jia Le took the chopsticks and scraped off the fermented bean curd on Qing Qing's face.
On the other hand, Qingqing stepped on Jiale angrily.
"You don't have a good thing."
After finishing speaking, he left the living room and walked outside.
I guess it was time to wash my face.
At this time, Jia Le walked towards Jiang Yi with an innocent face, and said with a puzzled expression.
"Junior brother, why did Qingqing step on me?"
"I'm just comforting her."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi shook his head with a smile and said.
"I don't know either. But maybe it's because your method is wrong."
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le didn't understand what it meant and asked.
"Then what method should I use?"
After hearing Jiale's question, Jiang Yi froze for a moment, not knowing what to do.
"Uh, I'm not very clear about this either."
After hearing Jiang Yi's answer, Jia Le replied.
"Oh"
Seeing this, Jiang Yi joked.
"Brother, don't you like Qingqing?"
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le blushed suddenly.
When Jiang Yi saw this, he patted Jiale on the shoulder and said.
"Brother, this kind of savage woman is hard to conquer"
"You have to work hard"
After hearing what Jiang Yi said, Jia Le looked up at Jiang Yi suspiciously and asked.
"Brother, what should I do?"
"You are from the town, so you don't know the suffering of us living in the mountains."
"Don't say it's a woman, I haven't seen a few men."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi also nodded in agreement.
After all, in this place, the flow of people can be said to be very little.
No one will pass by here at all, unless they come here on purpose.
But this is also due to the four-eyed Taoist priest.
Who told him to major in exorcising corpses?
After hearing Jiale's complaint, Jiang Yi said.
"Don't worry, brother."
"You will definitely embrace the beauty."
After hearing Jiang Yi's words, Jia Le's eyes flashed with determination, and he said to Jiang Yi.
"Brother, you must help brother."
After hearing what Jia Le said, Jiang Yi nodded repeatedly and said.
"Don't worry, I will find a way to help you."
After getting Jiang Yi's affirmation, Jia Le breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Qingqing is very beautiful, if Jiang Yi also likes it.
Then I don't have much chance of winning.
But fortunately, from Jiang Yi's tone, it seems that he doesn't like Qingqing.
At this time, the struggle has entered a white-hot stage!
All the meals on the table have become weapons for the two of them. Fermented bean curd and peanuts fly together, and dried radish and pickles are the same color. It is amazing to see.
The scene can be described as very spectacular.
At this time, I saw Master Yixiu throwing the dried radish on the face of the four-eyed Taoist priest again.
Not to be outdone, the four-eyed Taoist priest immediately grabbed the peanut plate and poured it on it.
And then an extremely funny scene happened, two peanuts were stuffed directly into Master Yixiu's nostrils.
Seeing this, Priest Simu opened his mouth and laughed, after all, the 'big revenge' has been avenged! .
At this time, Master Yixiu saw the four-eyed Taoist priest who was laughing.
Then immediately closed his mouth, raised his head, and exhaled forcefully through his nostrils,
Two peanuts shot into the mouth of Taoist Simudao like a bullet...
Seeing this, Jiang Yi suddenly felt as if he had eaten a catty of flies.
Seeing this, Master Yixiu nodded and said happily.
"Drink porridge, drink porridge."
"hey-hey."
After finishing speaking, Master Yixiu picked up his porridge in satisfaction and took a sip.
You know, if you just cook white rice
A lot of rice is needed, and cooking porridge can achieve the saving effect.
Therefore, the family of Taoist Simu seldom eats white rice, and most of them use white porridge instead of staple food.
After all, fish can be caught, and tofu can be marinated by itself.
And rice can't be planted, so it can only be bought.
But at this moment, the four-eyed priest glanced at Master Yixiu who was drinking porridge.
Then he secretly looked under the table.
I saw the four-eyed Taoist priest carefully lift his foot, and at this time Master Yixiu was still drinking porridge happily.
At this time, I saw the four-eyed Taoist directly facing Master Yixiu's crotch, kicking it hard
(End of this chapter)
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