The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 83

on the stage.

Teacher Xiaoling and Gu Yating fought three rounds, and the results surfaced. Gu Yating advanced to the finals 2:1 and successfully met Li Fan.

In the following third-place competition, Zhang Lei and Teacher Xiaoling fought inextricably. The first two rounds were tied 1:1. , Teacher Xiaoling used "pass" once, and Zhang Lei had no foul or "pass", and won the third place in this idiom conference with an extremely slight advantage.

The two embraced, said a few words of admiration to each other, and then stepped off the stage.

After Zhang Lei returned to his seat, he was full of emotions: "Fortunately, there is a medal for the third place. During the competition, I thought that the third place was gone."

Ximen Yufeng teased: "You are bullying a child and then bullying a woman, do you know that?"

"I bullied the child? He bullied me, okay?"

……

The last stage of the finals, the battle for the championship and runner-up!

Here, Peng Ren rubbed Li Fan's shoulders, Mengmeng beat his legs, Wang Liang stretched his fingers for Li Fan, and Wu Lili poured chicken soup for his soul.

Ignore the background, this makes it look like a boxing match.

Over there, there was a girl. Everyone really couldn't do anything, so a small group of people surrounded Gu Yating and entrusted everyone's trust to her.

"Yating, take revenge for us, we are all wiped out!"

"Get an explanation for the mental torture we have suffered for more than a month, and kill him!"

"In ancient times, there was Hua Mulan who served in the army in place of her father, but now there is Gu Yating who will fight against violence and bring peace to the people!"

"At the end of the level, destroy this ultimate big boss, and we humans will win!"

……

Teacher Xiaoling walked up to Li Fan for a while and said, "Come on, our champion is stable, I believe in you!" After a while, he walked up to Gu Yating and said, "Girl, the golden medal is tailor-made for you. level!"

Then, Li Fan and Gu Yating asked at the same time: "Mr. Xiaoling, who do you support?"

Teacher Xiaoling smiled: "Actually, I remain neutral!"

The contestant area was filled with joy and laughter. Everyone joked with each other and made fun of each other. The atmosphere was quite relaxed.

Everyone is talking nonsense to each other, in fact, it doesn't matter who wins, of course everyone believes that Li Fan will win the championship, but if Gu Yating can kill this ultimate boss, everyone's adrenaline will soar just thinking about it!
After a short break, the game continued.

The final part of the entire idiom conference has finally come, and the moment that all audiences have been looking forward to is about to begin.

Jia Yun came on stage: "Everyone, at the beginning, we carefully selected more than 1000 people from the 36 idiom-loving audience across the country to participate in the first round of sea election knockout rounds, and finally came out to the top [-]. After a round of fighting and elimination, today , The two strongest contestants in the entire idiom conference finally successfully joined forces, and the competition in the Central Plains is yet to be known. Who is the strongest in the idiom conference, who is the one who understands idioms best, we will wait and see! Please two contestants Come on stage, let's have the ultimate showdown!"

The two walked to the stage shoulder to shoulder, and the camera followed up with close-up shots. The media table reacted non-stop, and the audience was amazed.

Handsome guys and beautiful women, and they are still fighting each other with needlepoints, this is so interesting.

The audience shouted "Together!" under the stage, causing everyone to laugh.

The two clapped their hands together, and then prepared to start the final contest.

"Champion and runner-up battle" also wins two out of three rounds, the first two rounds are randomized by the computer, and the last round is a fixed "Idiom Comprehensive Competition".

Round [-]: Target Timed Competition.A game decides the outcome.

The old partner of the two came on stage to help them hit the championship.

Teacher Gu Yating/Xiaoling takes the lead.

The first idiom: [wolf rushes to hog suddenly]

Teacher Xiaoling: "What's the name of the pig?"

Gu Yating: "Marshal Canopy!"

"Pig, Gu Wen!"

"Wolf rushes to the hog!"

The next idiom.

Teacher Xiaoling: "The owner of the toilet water manufacturer has run away!"

Gu Yating: "The six gods have no master?"

Teacher Xiaoling, "Pretty, next idiom, how about math class?"

Gu Yating: "Boring and boring!"

Teacher Xiaoling patted her chest: "The plopping organs are also scared!"

"People panic?"

Time frame: 19 seconds 1, breaking the record!Refresh the previous game record again!
Throughout the competition, the audience laughed non-stop, and the applause was sent immediately!

The average of the four words is less than 5 seconds, which is too beautiful.

Of course, in this part of the idiom conference and in the 120 time-limited competition, the chance of producing remote idioms is very small, because it needs to see the ability of the contestants to answer questions quickly, while the two-syllable part is just the opposite. The two-syllable part is the idioms that are difficult to describe. All kinds of tricks make it hard to be a player.

Jia Yun teased, "The owner of the toilet water manufacturer has run away. You know that this is a rumor? Liushen toilet water will send you a lawyer's letter. Li Fan, start your performance!"

The game continues.

Explanation of Peng Ren's description: "Sleeping with my ex-wife!"

Li Fan almost burst out laughing, and replied in seconds: "Relive the old dream!"

puff!
The audience was already laughing out loud.

Is this, is this still the meticulous Peng Ren that I remember in the past?Ever since he lost the burden of being a scholar, this guy has also gone into the abyss of being funny!Needless to say, this guy performed very well!

Idiom: [clothed beast]

Peng Ren: "You dress well, but you are actually a poultry!"

drop!foul!

He made a mistake as soon as he finished boasting.

Li Fan pressed his hand: "It's okay, continue."

Peng Ren: "Men walk in alleys looking for women!"

Li Fan: "Looking for flowers and willows?"

next question.

Peng Ren directly quoted: "See all the flowers in Chang'an in one day, the previous sentence!"

Li Fan: "The spring breeze is proud!"

Peng Ren: "My halazi is 99.99 centimeters long!"

I wipe it!Li Fan's belly twitched and he burst into laughter: "Dooling... salivating!"

Drop, time pause, 19 seconds 8!

Looking at the audience, everyone was leaning forward and slapping various body organs.

How can this be an idiom conference?How can this be a cultural program?This is better than the Spring Festival Gala sketch!
Sleep with ex-wife!The boss of toilet water has run away!Harazi 99.99 cm!You are a poultry!Alley to find women!you……

You are not contestants, you are clearly jokers!
Liu Shishi is smiling, without any scruples about the personal image of a gentle goddess;
Mr. Xiao was laughing, and his goatee was shaking like a wiper blade!

Cai Yong was laughing, Xiaoxiao was laughing, and everyone was relieved of their worries for a while!
Mr. Sheng Yuan is old, coughing, laughing, laughing while coughing!

Jia Yun clutched her stomach, her cheeks ached, she pulled Peng Ren and said, "Peng Ren, what's wrong with you? You're not this kind of person either? Which bastard led you astray?"

Peng Ren scratched his head sheepishly.

Jia Yun teased: "Halazi is 99.99 centimeters, have you measured it? Why didn't you study science when you are so good? 99.99 is a thousand pure gold in gold. You are a thousand-foot halazi! It is also called 24k pure halazi!" "

24k pure halazi!Hey, I laughed again.

"Oh, by the way, congratulations to Gu Yating for miraculously winning by 0.7 seconds! This is really amazing, congratulations. Okay, the game continues."

Suddenly, there was a "cold silence", for a full 3 seconds, until Li Fan and Gu Yating all looked at Jia Yun inquiringly.

Li Fan, "Sister Yun, what shall we compete in next round?"

"Oh my god," Jia Yun said suddenly in standard Northeast dialect, "You all made me laugh! Computer draw, let's start!"

(End of this chapter)