The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 57
In the box of a small restaurant outside the campus.

Three dishes and one soup: braised tenderloin, pot-wrapped meat, candied sweet potato, seaweed and egg soup.

This amount is just right, and it's not too wasteful for three people.

Li Fan chatted with the two girls while eating, but Gu Yating only focused on eating and ignored him, eating slowly, very ladylike.

The tall girl's name is Panpan. Seeing this, she smiled and said, "Miss Gu, don't you usually eat like this?"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes, "I've always been so elegant, okay?"

Panpan then chatted with Li Fan with a smile on his face, and then pinched Gu Yating's thigh with his hands under the table, signaling her to stop being so cold, this guy is so good, I was envious looking at it.

After chatting for a long time, Li Fan wanted to liven up the atmosphere, so he decided to tell a few small jokes. He is best at colorful jokes, but it was obviously not very good for two high school girls, so he talked about a few jokes on Earth in time and space. A corny joke.

"It's hot in summer, the bus has been upgraded to an air-conditioned bus, and the fare has been adjusted from RMB 1 to RMB [-]. There is a woman who voted RMB [-], and the driver said: 'Two RMB!', and the mother said: 'Well, it's cool! The driver said: "Two yuan!", and the aunt laughed: "Not only the head is cool, but the whole body is cool!" After speaking, he went straight to the back row."

Panpan chuckled, while Gu Yating put on a straight face, her cheeks bulging.

The joke was not over yet, Li Fan continued: "The driver shouted in a hurry: 'Two yuan for the money!' The aunt replied: 'There are fewer people behind and it will be cooler, thank you young man!'"

puff!Sprayed!

Gu Yating coughed non-stop, and a mouthful of seaweed and egg soup spilled all over the floor.

"Hey, what's the matter, are you okay?" Li Fan asked.

Panpan patted Gu Yating on the back while laughing and said: "It's nothing, this girl has a low smile!"

Li Fan smiled. After singing, he found another weakness in her.

Gu Yating, who came back slowly, said: "Whoever laughs a little bit, it's because this soup is too thick, and it's driving me crazy!"

Oh, stunned?Li Fan decided to continue telling jokes: "Once when I took a taxi, the driver asked me if I would like to listen to the song. I said listen to it, and then this guy sang for me all the way! When the guy sang to his heart's content, he even shouted: 'Applause Where is it!', and then pressed the horn twice. Next, the guy sang a few lines and shouted: "Where are your hands, let me see your hands!" Then, just as I was puzzled At that time, this guy turned on the wiper..."

Gu Yating gritted her silver teeth, lowered her head, her hair drooped, and she didn't know what expression she had at this moment. The chopsticks kept stirring in the rice bowl, but she didn't put food in her mouth.

Panpan laughed a few times very cooperatively, and then felt that it was not a big deal, and his sister probably already entered the state of Ma Shan's seizures.

Li Fan continued: "In biology class, the teacher asked whether the number of cells should be doubled after division. The first student stood up and said no, and the second student said no. When it was the third student's turn, he asked His tablemate patted him to wake him up, and then this weird guy immediately stood up and said, 'Snatch the landlord!'”

Gu Yating's shoulders were already trembling slightly, and she was holding the chopsticks tightly with both hands.

Seeing this, Li Fan felt that it was almost done, and immediately moved the chair to Gu Yating's side and sat down and said, "There was a very, very beautiful little girl who was receiving an infusion in the hospital. During the infusion, the girl laughed wildly. Someone asked her why she was laughing, and she said: 'I'm laughing at Dian Dian!' But tell me, Dian Dian is innocent!"

Standing up "swish", the smooth hair shook Li Fan's face, and a quiet fragrance of hair went straight into his nostrils. Before Li Fan had time to linger, Gu Yating got up early and walked to the bathroom quickly. She covered her belly with her hands , his posture seemed to tremble.

"It's okay, my sister probably went to the bathroom to laugh." Panpan said.

Li Fan was still a little proud. He didn't expect that old-fashioned stories would find a market in this time and space. "How about these jokes? Are they okay?"

"It's average, mid-level. But it's enough for my sisters."

Li Fan said embarrassingly: "What's the matter with the bubble, I just liven up the atmosphere."

Not long after, some customers from upstairs checked out and went out, saying as they walked:
"Why did the girl in the bathroom smile like that?"

"Who knows, no one teased her when she covered her stomach and wiped her tears!"

……

Panpan spread her hands and said, "How is it? Am I right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Gu Yating also came back. Her face had just been washed, but her complexion was still very rosy. As soon as she sat down, she immediately stopped Li Fan who was about to ask, and said: "For your personal safety in the High School Affiliated to Normal University, I'm warning you, don't tell jokes!"

"Okay!" Li Fan stopped teasing her. There was still a lot of food left on the table, and he was still waiting for her to contribute.

Gu Yating took out a document from her backpack and handed it to Li Fan, saying, "You should read this by yourself when you go back, so don't hold me back when the time comes!"

"What do you mean?" Li Fan asked.

"There are three groups of announcers for this conference. I was unlucky too. Unfortunately, I was divided into a group with you. Among the three groups of six people, you are the most inexperienced. Don't implicate me then!"

"Oh, I don't know we are a group yet." Li Fan flipped through them casually.

Panpan said: "Of course you knew about it late. The competition was organized by the Education Bureau and our High School Attached to Normal University. Yating is also the vice chairman of the student union. Of course you knew about it earlier."

Sure enough, when Li Fan returned to school, the head teacher Lao Chen gave the same information, but Li Fan had already memorized it by heart on the bus.

……

On Saturday night, the supermarket downstairs was always very lively. In order to attract customers, this supermarket put a flat-screen TV at the door and placed a few small benches.

Usually in the evening, a popular movie is played, and the old and young men and women who are wandering in the community gather together to watch the movie and talk about the family.This is a recreational place that does not dance in the square, and it has also successfully boosted the turnover of the supermarket.

"Hey, Qi, what movie is on tonight?"

"We won't show the movie today. We will directly broadcast Giessen TV's "Chinese Idiom Conference"!"

"Hey, I have an idea. We don't know about other places, but in our community, 90.00% of people watch this show during this time period. Who told Xiaofan to be a child of our community!"

"That's right. If it's from other districts, no matter how good the show is, I won't watch it. Wouldn't it be good to play a few rounds of mahjong with this time? But, we must support Xiaofan on the show."

……

At 7:[-] in the evening, there were more and more people at the entrance of the supermarket, and the small benches had already been snatched up. Some residents directly moved down the dining chairs, computer chairs and so on from upstairs.

This is the same as drawing an atmosphere, which is the same as watching sports events in groups.Similarly, if you watch a comedy, you may be 7% happy if you watch it by yourself, but if you want everyone to watch it together, the effect will be different.

When it aired at 8 p.m., the entrance of the supermarket was already full of people.

"Hey, Xiaofan's reflexes are so fast, right?"

"I didn't think this kid had any extraordinary talents before, except for being handsome!"

"It's too powerful. There is no allusion to this idiom that he doesn't know."

"Their Warring States team, the victory will be won by Xiaofan."

"Lao Li, does this child have a special face?"

Father Li just walked into the crowd, grinning from ear to ear, "When I was young, my intelligence and memory were not inferior to him, and our genes are here!"

……

There are also those who praise Mengmeng.

"Mengmeng is a child. I have brought her to play since she was a child. This girl is so cute."

"Let's not talk about it, Mengmeng and that weird pairing together, sometimes it's really a surprise!"

……

While everyone was watching the show and talking about it, Li Fan appeared in everyone's sight holding his sister Jelly.

"Hey, Xiaofan, you are so awesome! You are much better than your father!"

"Xiaofan, I think this championship is 100% yours, come on!"

……

Faced with everyone's praise, Li Fan said modestly: "It's really hard to say, the combination of our teacher and Zhang Lei is strong and balanced, it's hard to say!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he slipped into the supermarket, bought a stack of diapers for his younger sister and ran away. There were too many people here to join in the fun, and he was a little tired of coping.

After a good night's sleep, the next morning, a phone call woke him up. Zhou Kai called, and the voice over there was very excited.

"Xiaofan, I have good news for you. The ratings of our program broke 2, becoming the ninth program in the country to break 2 in a single episode this year! In other words, our program has now entered the ranks of phenomenal programs !"

"Oh..." Li Fan yawned a long time, "Congratulations, is that why you called me so early?"

"The recording time of the show that was originally scheduled tonight was changed to tomorrow, but you will be on the stage before 9 am."

"Why?"

"Record promotional videos and increase publicity!"

(End of this chapter)