The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 52

Two tables, more than 30 people, everyone eats, drinks, and chats.

Wu Lili suggested: "Let me make a suggestion! Let's use an idiom to describe the next family according to the order of the seats, and I will start first," she said, looking at Gu Yating, and said, "When the fish falls, the wild goose falls."

Li Fan shook his head: "This idiom is not very good. It is obviously suspected of killing wild animals indiscriminately. It is too bloody!"

Gu Yating glared at Li Fan sullenly, and everyone burst into cheers.

Zhang Lei "rejoiced" the idiom "relying on talent and being proud of things", also, if he hadn't been proud of his talents, he wouldn't have made the jaw-dropping move of infinite fouls against the program group in the last episode of the program.

Dong Yuming got a little drunk, and said without hesitation: "Zhang Lei, you were such a man that day! Really, to be honest, I dare not!"

Zhang Lei squeezed his hand, "Low-key, low-key!"

Zhou Kai at the same table looked a little embarrassed...

There are also those who are "arrogant", "shameless", "despicable" and so on.

It was time to describe Li Fan, and Lego gave a more advanced idiom "Look and kill Wei Jie", and now it was Gu Yating's turn to take revenge, she said: "This idiom is not much better, and this explanation is just that he looks good. So handsome, I am so handsome!"

puff!
The few people who were feasting were spouting food in an instant.

……

Wang Liang suddenly thought of an idiom, and said: "The idiom plum wife and crane son, do you know how I remembered it when I was young, it is 'no wife and son'."

"With Mei as his wife and He as his son, Lin Bu never married, and he did."

"I don't agree with this. Who knows the specific reason why he didn't get married and have children. I'm not blaspheming the ancients. He may have various problems, such as not liking women, or being ugly and having a weird personality that no one wants to marry. In short, There are various possibilities, and because he was famous and loved to plant plums and raise cranes, others helped him brag or decorate himself, and it was passed down. Although I am not being kind to say this, the truth is this. "

Someone answered: "There is another idiom to steal light through a wall. It doesn't make sense. You make a hole in the wall of your neighbor's house, and then use his candlelight to read a book? Are you stealing light or peeping?"

puff!
Everyone laughed.

"Besides, if you smash a hole in someone's wall, will they let you smash it?"

……

After everyone finished chatting, someone suggested playing an idiom solitaire game. Whoever broke the knot would drink!So a boring game was born.

"flamboyant!"

"Dancing with ink!"

"Conformity!"

"Rules and principles!"

"Bring it to justice!"

"The law is not expensive!"

……

Hey, at their level, they can play until dawn in this round of games alone!
At this time, a waiter came in to ask Jia Yun for an autograph. Jia Yun looked at Li Fan, and she pointed to herself uncertainly, "Are you sure it's me?"

"Of course!"

"That's good! Don't make another oolong, or it will be embarrassing."

Signing, taking a group photo, the waiter walked out of the private room, thinking: These cultural people, let's just play such a childish idiom Solitaire!

The idiom Solitaire has no beginning and no end, Zhang Lei stood up and suggested: "It's too easy to play this way, 1+1, let's double the idiom Solitaire!"

then……

"Elegant and graceful, if there is any similarity."

"Agreement is commonly known as working together."

"It's not enough to be called brothers and sisters."

"Brother, nephew, mentally and physically exhausted."

……

It seems too simple.

Zhang Lei suggested again: "Let's play '1234 pick-up', which means using the same word to pick up four idioms. The word is in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th positions among the four idioms! I'll do it first. , [take the lead] [speak one thing] [single-minded] [externally and internally the same], the second picker needs to start with the word that is in the second place in my first idiom. It can be homophonic!"

Dong Peng Solitaire: "[The horse arrives at success] [Thousands of galloping horses] [Tenthousands of traffic] [Thousands of troops and horses]."

Teacher Xiaoling answered the dragon: "[Heard and hearsay] [Preaching and getting karma] [Brothers and brothers] [Great treason and infidelity]."

Gu Yating picked up the dragon: "[Let God resign] [Ear to listen to all directions] [Bow your head and obey orders] [Confused the audience]."

……

It's over, this round of the game can't stop from the beginning, for a full 10 minutes, there is no wine on the table.

The two waiters and the boss outside the door were all dumbfounded. They had seen this kind of idiom Solitaire before, but it was the first time they had encountered these people inside who spoke so fast and reacted so quickly. Why didn't these people fight? What about the adze?

The idiom 1234 Solitaire has a certain degree of difficulty. These people just turned it into reciting poems according to textbooks. It took 10 minutes. No one lost the chain, and they all blurted out without thinking at all!
This kind of show-like game directly made the waiters and the boss outside the door feel ashamed, and lamented that a little culture seems to be a little bit interesting.

At this moment in the room, Zhou Kai poured himself a drink and said, "Everyone, let's change the game!"

"If you don't change, I don't believe that you can't tell the difference!"

"Hey, I don't agree with you, I don't accept everyone here except Li Fan!"

Well, this round of boring games is going on like this. These guys are still having fun. Everyone is rolling up their arms and sleeves, and they are all catching up with the punches.

Li Fan stepped aside quietly, thinking that you are too boring, with your vocabulary reserves, you can handle it even if it is more difficult?

Teacher Xiaoling also shook her head and withdrew, but Gu Yating was still holding on, looking very excited.

So, a group of people over there played the boring idiom Solitaire, and here, everyone began to talk about the past and the present.

Zhang Lei said while sandwiching peanut beans: "Everyone said that the current society is an era of trying to judge your face, superficial and so on. In fact, we are doing well now. In ancient times, it was much more serious than now! Let’s not talk about it, there’s nothing to talk about hereditary system, let’s talk about 'face'!"

Li Fan put down the chopsticks in his hand and said: "Actually, the aesthetic concepts of each period are different. For example, there is a saying in "The Book of Songs": There is a beautiful person, huge and curly. If you listen to this word, you will know what the standard is... "

The fat waiter who came into the room to refill the tea was so pleased with himself that he was a beauty at that time, and lamented that he was born at the wrong time!
Zhang Lei also said: "In the Tang Dynasty, fat was also regarded as beauty. After the Song Dynasty, people preferred the 'Lin Daiyu' type, so beauty is a product of historical stages, and each historical period has its own unique standards..."

Li Fandao: "In ancient times, 'beauty' was of great benefit. Like Pan An, when he 'drives' out of the street, many women throw fruit into his 'trunk'."

Wang Liang smiled and said, "What kind of apples, potatoes, and tomatoes?"

Li Fan quickly corrected: "The apples at that time were different from those now. They were cotton apples at that time, and what we eat now were introduced later. As for potatoes and tomatoes, they didn't exist at that time. The potatoes were merchants doing business in the Philippines. Chen Zhenlong introduced them to the country, and after the governor Jin Xuezeng successfully planted them, he contributed them to the emperor. As for tomatoes, it was too late. They were only introduced into the country as edible varieties in the middle of Guangxu period in the late Qing Dynasty!"

Zhang Lei continued: "The selection of the number one scholar in the Tang and Song dynasties was based on the four major criteria of 'words, words and writing'. The first one was appearance, so many of the number one candidates in the Tang and Song dynasties were tall and handsome men, such as Wen Tianxiang. Everyone knows that he is a patriotic poet, but he is also a rich, handsome man..."

Li Fan: "During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, 'look at the face' was especially obvious..."

……

While everyone was chatting, Mengmeng said: "Then Li Fan, if you travel to the Wei and Jin Dynasties, wouldn't you be developed?"

Li Fan shook his head again and again: "Traveling to the Wei and Jin Dynasties? By that time, taking a bath would be a big problem. Some people rubbed it with stones, and there is also the word 'palpable lice'..."

……

The restaurant staff and bosses around the door of the box are all listening attentively. Everyone is obviously attracted by the chats about the past and the present. Everyone thinks that listening to talented people chatting will increase their knowledge!

Not long after, the waiter brought up two more signature dishes.

"Little girl, we didn't order these two dishes, did we?"

"The boss said, this is an extra gift from our store, please use it slowly!"

(End of this chapter)