The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 506 Defeated by a silly girl

Li Fan looked at Duan Huanhuan quietly, ""Full House" is the first animation movie in China with a box office of over [-] million, and it will become the first domestic animation movie introduced by an island country in two months. It's all going to explode."

"Teacher, I don't read the news." Duan Huanhuan said timidly.

Li Fan asked, "What do you usually like?"

"Read a book."

"Apart from reading?"

"Except for reading...uh, buying books."

"Except for 'book'?!"

The suddenly high-pitched Li Fan's voice frightened Duan Huanhuan and said weakly: "Uh... sort out the reading notes."

Li Fan hugged his head and almost cried, "In your world, are there any other colorful and colorful things, such as talking about boyfriends, of course, talking about girlfriends, going to the playground, watching Smecta... ...is there?"

Duan Huanhuan silently shook her head.

Li Fan asked again: "Then you don't even have idols, do you? Well, don't think about it, let alone chasing stars."

"I'll chase, I'll chase!" Duan Huanhuan suddenly said happily.

"Ah? Don't be funny, who are you chasing after you?"

"I'm chasing you, you are my idol, my only idol!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "That's about the same, you have taste."

Duan Huanhuan took the initiative to speak, "I really admire my teacher. I have read all your articles and books many times, and I even collected your "History of Oracle Bone Inscriptions"."

Yep, another book.

Li Fan took a deep breath, "Huanhuan, you haven't done anything else in the past 20 years, have you? How many books have you read?"

"Uh..." Duan Huanhuan took out a green leather notebook from her schoolbag, which was full of traces of time, and she handed the notebook to Li Fan, "Teacher, these are the books I have read."

Li Fan took it and flipped through it carefully. The entire notebook was full of book titles. The reading date began in 06, that is, when she was just in elementary school, she made a reading record.

Li Fan briefly flipped through the book from the beginning to the end. After closing the book, he asked the question again, "Huanhuan, tell me, do you want to become a writer?"

"Me? I can't."

"I'm not asking you if you can do it, but if you want to! What is your sincerity? You have to say what's in your heart.

If you want to be a writer, I will make a training plan for you as a writer. If you want to be a literary critic, I will also respect your ideas and cultivate your ability to distinguish aesthetics.

Respecting your interests, teaching students in accordance with their aptitude, and directional training, this is what I want to do, and you guys, tell me what your ultimate goal of graduate school is. "

"I...then I want to be a writer. However, you said at dinner just now that you want to see my artistic imagination. As a result, you also saw that I am a conventional type, and I am really incomparable with your friend , she is really amazing, so if she is a cartoonist, I will never be able to."

"Who can compare to Zhang Mengmeng? She is the most artistically gifted person I have ever met. But artistic imagination is one of the talents of a writer, but not all. There are thousands of types of writers, and Zhang Mengmeng's other people don't need to think about it." , she is too talented, you can also understand that her brain circuit is not normal.

My suggestion to you is that you have read enough books and you need to put down your textbooks.You now urgently need to integrate into life and perceive life.Are you still home before school starts? "

"Don't go home, I have a package of books... well, I won't read."

"I asked my assistant to accompany you when I am free, and you go out for more shopping yourself. You have to remember that what you read in the book is the sentiment of others, but it is always someone else's.

When you really experience it, you will find that the works you respected before are actually full of mistakes. "

"Okay, teacher."

After getting in the car, Li Fan began to comment on Zhang Mengmeng's creative advertisements again, and analyzed to Duan Huanhuan why his creativity was good.

"Why is the advertisement for the extra-large bi-yun set made into an animation of three pairs of leather shoes moving forward? Those who understand it will understand it in seconds, and those who don't will be very confused."

Duan Huanhuan said curiously: "Yes, I haven't figured it out yet."

"Men have a third leg, understand?"

Duan Huanhuan was taken aback, "Men still have a third leg?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, he was so angry!It's stupid to read books.

Li Fan remembered a piece of news, which said that after a couple with doctors got married, because of lack of sexual knowledge, nothing happened for a month.It seems that such bizarre news may not happen!

However, people have biological instincts. If you don't have any knowledge of xing, you can explore each other and explore, right?Is it difficult?Isn't it just to find a nut for the screw?

Duan Huanhuan thought for a while, "Teacher, I understand. Is the tailbone a man's third leg? Why?"

"You... I was defeated by you. I am now ordering you as a teacher. Your future tasks are to go shopping, watch the news, watch stupid dramas, etc.."

Duan Huanhuan saw Li Fan's angrily expression of lovelessness, she said sadly: "Teacher, I'm still too stupid to let you down, I'm sorry."

"You are not stupid, you are derailed from the society, I want to bring you back to the real world, whether it is good for your studies or your personal life, it will only be beneficial."

"Thank you teacher, what is the third leg?"

"Go back to Baidu! Let's talk about the ad just now, why is that ad so good, because no matter whether you understand it in seconds or not, the three pairs of leather shoes will become a deep imprint in your memory. It's so unique, you can't forget it!

You think, the general bi-yun commercials are just similar to Jie Shibang's "extreme frivolity, invisible romance". This type of advertisement is not attractive and memorable. In communication, uh, By the way, I'm not a teacher at the School of Communication, so I won't teach you. "

"Teacher, you are really versatile."

Li Fan smiled: "In the next two years, I should only teach the four of you. I haven't seen one kid yet. I hope each of you will be successful."

"Teacher, have we decided on the subject after school starts?"

Duan Huanhuan finally stopped passively saying "Mm!" "Ah!" "Oh!" and finally asked a question on his own initiative.

"I want to lead you to study a new field and lead you to develop a new genre of literature."

"Ah for what?"

Li Fan slowly uttered four words: "Absurd literature."

"Absurd literature?"

"Well! In fact, there are shadows of what I call absurd literature in literature around the world. Our drama "The Peony Pavilion" also has absurd genes. Our task is to create and expand the genre of absurd literature and standardize the spiritual core of creation."

Duan Huanhuan was so happy that he couldn't sit still. What did the teacher just say? This is another new school!As the teacher's disciples, the four of them will be the teacher's solid supporters. Under the shining of the teacher's academic brilliance, the four of them will cheer for the teacher!
And there is honor!And there is honor! !

Look, what this girl thinks about at this moment is to be honored, not to use the teacher's light to make her mark in the literary world.

It can be seen that this deep-rooted self-denial psychology will affect a person's character in all aspects.

Duan Huanhuan finally cheered up now, and she flipped through her notebook and said, "Teacher, how can we cooperate with you on this subject, and what preparations should we make in advance? What book should I read when I go home tonight? Say, let me remember."

Li Fan's face darkened instantly, and he asked me to read again! !

(End of this chapter)