The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 489

Everyone was overwhelmed by Fan Xiaotian's words, Lin Jiong patted the table with satisfaction, and said with a smile, "I just like strong flavors!"

Li Fan said: "Let's change the question. I'll ask an interview question that everyone may know. Please let everyone here remember you within 5 seconds!"

Fan Xiaotian was startled, and then said with a loud voice: "Li Fan, I think I am more suitable for you than Gu Yating! I want to give birth to a son for you!!"

Li Fan fainted immediately: "No!!"

Jia Yun smiled and said: "You succeeded. After the show was broadcast, I have already thought of the content of the promotion: the contestant expressed his love to Li Fan on the spot and threatened to have a son!"

Lin Jiong blinked, "Please briefly explain your reasons to convince us!"

Fan Xiaotian plausibly said: "Why do you say that I am more suitable for Teacher Li than Gu Yating?
There is a saying that says good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are only one in a million.It is rumored that Teacher Li once said that he is face-blind, so in terms of appearance, Gu Yating and I are no different in Teacher Li's eyes, right?right?

Yeah!In front of Gu Yating, I don't have any disadvantage in appearance!
I have entered the semi-finals in "Chinese Comedian". As a non-famous comedy worker, I can be the lubricant in Mr. Li's life and a good spiritual companion.

Teacher Li, just follow me!I am the interesting soul you need most! "

Lin Jiong nodded: "The reason makes sense!"

Jia Yun: "Well, it makes sense! By the way, Li Fan, didn't you say that you don't know if Gu Yating is good-looking, you are face blind!"

Li Fan spread his hands: "Brother! I'm face blind, but I'm not blind!"

Fan Xiaotian raised her eyebrows: "Mr. Li, it doesn't matter, it's actually the same when you turn off the lights. And as an old driver, you should know that my kind of meat is a must-have in bed!"

"You'd better spare me, okay, I admit that I was bragging when I said I was blind, okay?" Li Fan had already raised his hands in surrender, "My brother is really a man you will never get."

Fan Xiaotian rolled her eyes and shook her head: "Cut, I'm not a woman who can be fucked by anyone who wants to."

Fan Xiaotian blatantly swears, everyone at the scene burst into laughter, knowing that she is a fierce woman.

Li Fan nodded, "Yes, that's fine."

Fan Xiaotian asked in a daze: "Huh? Passed? Or eliminated?"

"To be determined, you go to the lounge to rest, we study."

"Okay, bye!" Fan Xiaotian walked to the door, turned her head and said: "Don't forget to pass it to me, don't worry, I won't really defile you, I don't like young men, I like old men!"

When Fan Xiaotian said this, she winked at Lin Jiong.

Lin Jiong quickly drank a glass of water to suppress his shock, and asked, "What do you think of this player?"

Jia Yun said: "The logic is good, the cut is accurate, and she is very good at grasping points, but the scale is not small, and listening to her talk, there is a sense of oppression like old ladies arguing, it may not be pleasing to appear on the screen, there will be countless black fans, but It’s also a style.”

Lin Jiong said: "I think her existence is very likely to inspire other players."

Li Fan: "Then let's take a look."

Next, the boring contestants appeared in batches again.

……

300 into 18, which means that most of the players couldn't even pass the first interview today, and only a few people stayed in a certain lounge on the second floor.

Throughout the morning, the contestants who were directly eliminated one after another made all the contestants in the hall even more nervous.

Upstairs was the eliminated contestant, and everyone inquired about the news:
"Dude, are the teachers strict?"

"Yan, I can ask you until you are speechless."

"Mr. Li, can you be gentle?"

"Gentle? Teacher Li is the most annoying!"

"Give us some advice?"

"Suggestion? Get ready to die, two celebrities and a genius, it depends on whether they want to really hate you! If they shoot at us, no one can resist!"

……

At this time, the director shouted, "It's two o'clock in the afternoon. We're interviewing the last two contestants. The rest of the contestants should go to the cafeteria to eat first. The interview will continue at three o'clock in the afternoon. Xiaoxiao, Song Jiajia, please come upstairs and wait."

Xiaoxiao may be a boy with a more personal style, with a snake face, short shorts, and shaved thighs, walking out with sexy and enchanting steps.

It is estimated that most people cannot accept men's dress like this.

When Xiaoxiao appeared in the recording room, everyone's eyes were indeed blinded for an instant.

Lin Jiong: "Oh my God!"

Jia Yun was full of resistance: "Are you a boy?"

Li Fan slapped the table: "Where is the evildoer?"

"Hello teachers, my name is Xiaoxiao! Calm down, teachers, please sit down. Let me introduce myself first. As everyone thinks, I have undergone plastic surgery, and there is nothing to hide. I have been a lot of files Guests of the beauty show... Teachers, do you have any questions?"

Jia Yun asked curiously, "Xiaoxiao, did you shave your legs, or did you not have them?"

"Scratched! I'm wearing such a beautiful dress from Levi's, and I still have a piece of leg hair showing. What a pity for our program sponsor!" Xiaoxiao is very good at grasping points and knows how to cater to sponsor advertisements.

Li Fan glanced at the boss of Levi's in the crowd, and said, "I think Mr. Cai of Levi's really wants to glue your leg hair back on at this moment. I would like to ask, do you wear a bra?"

"It's disgusting to ask someone such a private question!" Xiaoxiao Lanhua raised her finger, "I'm a pure man!"

Lin Jiong smiled: "I thought you were bent!"

Xiaoxiao put her hands on her hips and pointed her fingers at the other, "You really disappoint me, you are really superficial."

Li Fan: "A serious question, do you think you are handsome in your eyes?"

Xiaoxiao held her pointed chin and thought for a while: "Hmm... I dare not say that I am handsome. I must have developed my own style! Thank you everyone, thank you for your applause, and thank you for your appreciation of me."

Lin Jiong turned to Li Fan: "This girl is really shameless!"

"He is a pure man, okay!" Xiaoxiao protested.

Lin Jiong smiled and said, "I'll give you a topic. A young man with a unique style like you, who often appears in various programs, will definitely be scolded badly on the Internet."

"No, don't mention it."

"So, in order to avoid online violence, the public is discussing whether to implement an online real-name system. What do you think about this?"

Xiaoxiao: "I don't think it should be done. In fact, I support online violence."

Jia Yun was startled: "Why?"

"Because, the opposite of cyber violence is cyber harmony, which is a school of praise for Germany's peace and prosperity.

Although cyber violence is wrong, it only harms some people, and it has no effect on thick-skinned people like me.Cyber ​​violence can even uncover many dark sides of society.

And once the network is harmonious, our entire society will fall into the era of literacy, lack of public opinion and supervision, only harm, no benefit.

For example, netizens insult Xiao Xianrou all kinds of unreasonable things. Isn't this cyber violence?

However, netizens' verbal criticism has certain positive significance for the regulation and progress of the film and television industry.

Internet violence hurts only individuals, but Internet harmony hurts the whole society. Which is more important, three teachers? "

Li Fan nodded: "You are full of mistakes and omissions, but I don't want to argue with you. First of all, I am hungry and have no energy."

Everyone covered their faces, for this reason...

Li Fan: "Secondly, your expressive ability is not bad, and you are welcome in "The Story of Strange Flowers."

Xiaoxiao said happily: "Thank you, Teacher Li, give me a hug!"

"No, no, I have to eat later. Mr. Lin said he is not hungry, you can hug him."

"Hate!"

After Li Fan handed over the "straight-through card" to Xiaoxiao, just as he was going to pick up the lunch box, a director said, "Ms. Li, there is another one."

"Oh, please come in!"

Song Jiajia walked in quickly, introduced herself, and brought a piece of life insights. She talked endlessly about her love and hatred with seven scumbags.

Lin Jiong: "Snow White, seven scumbags left you, haven't you analyzed your own problems?"

Song Jiajia: "Analyzed, but I have no problem!"

Jia Yun asked: "Snow White, why did you hang up and meet all the scumbags?"

Song Jiajia: "I don't know either. Maybe I am born with the ability to automatically attract these gangsters?"

Li Fan couldn't help complaining: "If the men with you are all shǐ, then you are obviously a toilet!"

Song Jiajia curled her lips: "Mr. Li, you are annoying!"

There was laughter in the recording room, and the staff whispered:

"Pfft, what a loss!"

"Haha, nothing wrong!"

"Teacher Li's complaints are really cruel."

……

Li Fan said again: "I want to say something to some women. Sometimes, you are not born easy to meet scumbags. It is because your lifestyles and values ​​do not match each other. You collide with each other, crush each other, and push each other down. It's all turned into scum!"

After the applause, Li Fan went on to say:
"Men and women have very different attitudes about breaking up, and few men commented that their ex-girlfriend was a scumbag.

I want to advise some women, just some women, in fact, most women are very cute and mature.What I want to advise is that after a breakup, please don't insult your ex.

I do not deny that there are many women who are unkind to others, but there are still many idioms and sayings in Huaguo culture, such as like-like smells like each other, like like attracts like, and it is not a family that does not enter a family, and so on.

In the relationship between the sexes, it is impossible for only one party to have problems!Honey, you are far from being as perfect as you imagined. All your flaws are exposed to the eyes of those men who press your hair, such as snoring, farting and grinding your teeth. "

The applause in the recording room rang out again, and there was a lot of applause:
"Teacher Li is right!"

"That's the truth, I totally agree."

"Mr. Li, you should host a marriage show, let's do a marriage show!"

……

Finally it was time to eat, and Li Fan was eating with a box lunch. Sister Jiang walked into the recording room quickly, and she said with a strange expression: "Xiaofan, the 301st contestant, asked for an interview now, he is in a hurry."

Lin Jiong frowned, "A request?"

Li Fan put down his chopsticks, "No. 301? Don't we only have 300 players?"

Sister Jiang: "This one is different. She didn't participate in the 50-city audition, so she came directly to our interview."

Li Fan was shocked, "Who is so awesome? Which sponsor arranged it? Such awesome people are not allowed to exist among the contestants of "Qi Pa Shuo"!"

(End of this chapter)