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Chapter 481: Netizens Make Trouble!
In the living room, mahjong is played again.

Gu Yating, Zhang Mengmeng, Zhang Lei, and Guan Tong were having a great time, and the mahjong was crackling in their hands, disturbing Li Fan's mood.

Well, this game has nothing to do with him.

Lying on the sofa and staring longingly at the mahjong table, Li Fan sighed heavily, why did he cut himself off from the masses?

Turning over and lying lazily on the sofa, Li Fan opened his phone and logged into Weibo.

My latest Weibo promoted the last episode of the talk show. Since it was the finale promotion, the number of comments below was several times higher than the previous promotion.

The number of comments has reached 90, and there is a growing trend.However, Li Fan is still far away from the record for the total number of Weibo comments, currently only ranked fifth.

The record holder for the total number of Weibo comments is not a social celebrity, but after her divorce statement, she became notorious overnight, causing the whole people to scold.

Netizens directly scolded Yang Xiaorong as the most famous "non-celebrity" in 2016, almost to the level of being known to all women and children.The total number of comments on her single Weibo post actually reached an astonishing 200 million, which no one has been able to surpass so far.

After clicking on the comment, Li Fan read it:
"Tonight is the last episode of the show, so I can't bear it!"

"What will I do in the future without Prince Duan!"

"As China's number one executioner, Li Fan, you should continue to take on the important task of revitalizing the comedy industry!"

"Li Fan, you have created a new type of star in Huaguo—the scolding star! As the originator of the scolding star, you are obliged to continue to carry forward your poisonous tongue spirit!"

Curse the stars?

Li Fan looked at these two words in astonishment, and suddenly collapsed, my reputation!

This new vocabulary is highly appreciated in the comments:
"Calling the stars! Yes, this word is used beautifully!"

"This word is so accurate to describe Li Fan!"

"I like this vocabulary so much, wait a minute, I'll create an entry!"

……

Li Fan's face was quite broken at this time, scolding the stars... This is too much, didn't you call me a "social supervisor" and "a pioneer of the times" before?How tall is that!
Even "Friends of Women" has a much higher artistic conception than this "Calling Stars"!
Some netizens sent private messages to Li Fan, asking him about "The Story of Strange Flowers".

"Mr. Li, I participated in the audition for "The Story of Strange Flowers" in Spring City. I am not convinced that the show didn't want me. What is your criteria for selecting people? Why am I not a weird flower? Why can't I be selected?"

What standard?
Li Fan turned on the phone camera and shouted, "Mengmeng, turn around!"

Zhang Mengmeng looked at him with confusion: "What are you doing?"

Click!

"Nothing, keep playing!" Li Fan sent Zhang Mengmeng's photo to this netizen, and then typed: This is the standard of "Qi Pa Shuo".

Netizen: Well, then I am convinced.

Zhang Lei waved to Li Fan, "Xiao Fan, turn on the TV, it's your show, give us some background music for playing cards."

"I'm worried that if you turn on the TV, you'll be captivated by my charisma."

"Stop bragging, hurry up!"

The TV was tuned to Shonan Satellite TV, and the program had just begun.

Seeing myself on TV sometimes gives me a strange feeling. Li Fan lays on the sofa again and picks up his phone to re-browse the news.

Not long after, the sound of mahjong in the living room stopped... After a while, Li Fan was squeezed to the left side of the sofa, and several people sat on the right side.

There were bursts of laughter in the room: "This complaint is too cruel, Li Fan, your mouth is too poisonous!"

"We don't score goals, we are just football porters, haha, you, you, in terms of talent, no one can match, and in terms of crooked talent, you are also in the sling mode!"

"The national football team fainted with anger!"

……

Li Fan got up and went to the bathroom. When he returned to the living room, he saw that there were no seats left for him on the sofa: Zhang Mengmeng, Zhang Xiaofei, Zhang Lei... and the grinning jelly.

There was no place to sit, so he sat silently on the chair in front of the mahjong table, and then began to look for change in his wallet.

As soon as the show's ending song sounded, Li Fan patted the table and said, "Come on, stop laughing, let's get down to business, let's continue playing mahjong!"

Gu Yating frowned: "Why are you sitting in my seat? Get up and get out of the way!"

"Play mahjong, let me play for a while."

The three shook their heads violently: "I won't take you!"

"You die with this heart!"

"stand up!"

"If you can't afford it, you can't afford it!" Li Fan sat on the chair and acted cutely, but he couldn't get up, making everyone sick!
Jelly blinked her big eyes: "You guys can blow up Red Ten!"

"Yes, let's blow up the red ten!"

"Let's go!"

……

Li Fan, a lonely old man, was lying alone on the mahjong table, watching them playing red tens on the sofa, and he felt quite abandoned.

If he is abandoned, he will be abandoned, but he still has to be sent by others to do his best as a landlord.

"Xiaofan, bring me a glass of water!"

"Xiaofan, play some music, light music!"

"Xiaofan..."

"Xiaofan..."

……

Li Fan stood in the bedroom with his hips akimbo, and said depressedly: "Is it really okay for you to do this?"

Zhang Lei suddenly slapped the sofa, "Hey, by the way, Xiaofan, with your level, you can go to the next Olympic Games. Didn't you say that poker has been included in the Olympic Games?"

Gu Yating was overjoyed, "That's right, Li Fan, this is a success!"

"It's not impossible. I'll bring back an Olympic gold medal when the time comes." Li Fan nodded and said, "In that case, let me practice my skills first. After all, I will win glory for the country in the future."

At this time, Zhang Lei's cell phone rang. He took a look and said, "Your sister-in-law is here and brought some vegetables. I'll go down to pick her up. You can do a few for me. We agreed that we're just 'substitutes'."

"okay!"

Li Fan sat down on the small bench and started looking through his wallets, but the three of them quickly put away their wallets.

"What do you mean?" Li Fan asked.

"For those who don't win, let's have fun," Guan Tong said.

"What's the point of not winning money? Why don't I win money when I come up? Is it a waste of effort?"

"It doesn't matter if you play or not, if you don't play, you will be knocked down!"

"that is!"

Li Fan sighed, "Okay! It's up to me if my card skills are too good? Are you too good at cards without human rights?"

Guan Tong shuffled the cards and said, "Actually, if you participate in the Olympics in the future, it's really good. Don't underestimate poker. It's really a high-IQ sport. Otherwise, how can you be invincible?"

Zhang Xiaofei: "But I don't understand, why do you count poker as a sport? It doesn't make sense!"

……

Playing cards in the living room, the Internet is now buzzing.

All major forums, post bars, and news comment areas have become a mess.

"Did you watch tonight's "Li Fan's Talk Show"? The scolding was wonderful! The scolding was so exciting! The scolding was amazing!"

"I've watched it, I must watch it. It's the last episode and you haven't watched it yet? It's so funny. Li Fan deserves to be the number one scolding star!"

"I heard that this issue is not a complete version at all! Many interesting jokes have actually been cut out!"

"Why?"

"It's sensitive, but it won't pass the review!"

……

"Tell everyone the truth. I went to watch the last episode live. The content of "Li Fan's Talk Show" broadcast on TV has been reduced by one-third!"

"One-third? My God, is it real or not?"

"Really, let's put it this way, the most essential and resonant content of the last issue has been deleted!"

"I'm going, what a pity!"

……

After the fans heard that the last episode had been deleted, they immediately gathered together and petitioned on the official Weibo of Xiangnan TV, the official Weibo of "Li Fan Talk Show", Li Fan's studio, and Li Fan's personal Weibo, strongly demanding that it be released. Unabridged version.

Human beings tend to be particularly interested in unknown things, especially the things you don't want you to see, but you have a stronger desire to find out.

The fans quickly expressed their strong wishes in various ways:
"I want the full version! Dare to shoot but not release, there is no little JJ!"

"It's not too much to criticize the national football team. Who told them to hurt us so deeply!"

"When the national football team loses, how many fans have cried in anger and scolded them? Give me the full version. I want to see Li Fan do justice for heaven!"

"Full version! Full version! Full version!"

……

Even Gu Yating's Weibo has been petitioned by a large number of fans:
"Gu Yating, your boyfriend doesn't have a little JJ!"

Gu Yating was shocked when she received this message, yes!Really!And it's not too small!

Another large number of netizens said:
"Get your boyfriend to release the unabridged version!"

"That's right, why didn't Shonan Satellite TV release the full version?"

"Tell Li Fan quickly, I won't be happy if I don't play the full version!"

……

Gu Yating handed the phone to Li Fan, "Look, the netizens are revolting."

Li Fan glanced at it and said, "This is a matter of Shonan Satellite TV, let them handle it."

In the face of petitions from netizens, Xiangnan Satellite TV did not respond or explain because this situation is too common.

This is all a trivial matter. In the past, countless netizens strongly demanded to block a Kazakh host in the station. Didn't Shonan Satellite TV survive it?The problem of an abridged version today is not a problem by comparison.

After all, there will inevitably be deletions in any program, but other programs are for the sake of excitement, and this program is for review.

Netizens have become a mess, and there are still many netizens pouring into the Weibo of the national football team, posting all kinds of jokes about the national football team. The comrades of the national football team also committed a serious crime tonight, but they kept silent and loved to scold them. For the first time, Quan pretended not to see it, so they dared not speak up.

National football coach Zhang Lingdong’s Weibo was completely hit the hardest:

"Zhang Lingdong, the opponent has no goalkeeper, can we score a goal?"

"Dude, what do you think of this joke?"

"I'll also post a joke for you. If you want to see the original version, please watch "Li Fan's Talk Show", haha!"

……

At about 11:[-] p.m., Zhang Lingdong suddenly posted a Weibo: We really tried our best, any insults are useless, please give us time and space to grow, only a broad mind can bring great benefits to the growth of the national football team. Real promotion.

As soon as this Weibo was posted, it instantly exploded the grief and indignation of thousands of fans.

The few words the fans least wanted to hear were all said by this coach!
(End of this chapter)