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Chapter 470 Jelly Answers Questions
Chapter 470 Jelly Answers Questions
In the afterglow of the setting sun, various families collaborated with each other and set up their own tents.
Li Fan and Gu Yating were public figures after all, so they chose a place away from the crowd and set up a thick tent next to the big rock.
Some parents lit several bonfires, and each class formed their own units and played games around the bonfires.
The jelly class started singing and dancing.
They danced the recently popular "Friction Dance", which is somewhat similar to tap dancing, but also has the taste of ghost steps. The foundation is all on the feet, which requires people's feet to change rhythmically and constantly.
In dance, the family is the unit. If any family makes a mistake, someone will come out to perform their talents.
All the parents and children formed two circles around the raging bonfire. Everyone put their hands on the former's back, and the children were not tall enough, so they dragged the adults' clothes.
Teacher: "Are you ready?"
Everyone: "Ready!"
The teacher pressed the outdoor speaker, and everyone jumped around the bonfire.
"Stop, stop, Teacher Li, that's wrong." The teacher suddenly said.
"Huh? Am I right?"
"That's wrong, everyone walks forward with their left foot, but you are right footed!"
"Oh!"
"Please ask Teacher Li's family to perform a show for everyone, and everyone applauds and encourages."
Seeing her brother looking at her silently, Jelly slapped her chest, "I'll play the piano for everyone!"
There are not only keyboards on the bus, but also guitars, saxophones and even drums. Of course, these are rented from the musical instrument shop in Shancheng, and they are always ready for the children to have a music party!
Tonight Jelly gave Li Fan a face. Jelly's talent in music is definitely no less than his "talent" in eating.
She has only been learning the piano for less than a year, and she has been able to play "Romantic", a classic German piano piece with intermediate difficulty, accurately. Moreover, with Li Fan's layman's appreciation ability, he really can't fault it. Come.
There is no way, this is talent, it makes people jealous, but there is nothing you can do.
Maybe every child has some kind of talent, but very few are discovered and cultivated.
Everyone applauded enthusiastically. After Jelly made a very ladylike Ending action, a little pride appeared on her little face.
"How long has your jelly practiced the piano? How long do you play every day?" A parent asked.
Li Fan tried his best to hide his smug expression, and said seemingly relaxedly: "Hey, it's been less than a year, and I haven't played much every day. I send it to learn the piano on Saturdays and Sundays, and play it longer. When I was in kindergarten from Monday to Friday, It is estimated that she doesn't even touch the piano, just play blindly, just listen to it."
"Listen to the sound..."
The dance started again, but the music only played for a few tens of seconds. The teacher said: "Stop, Mr. Li, you are wrong again. People alternate left foot, right foot, right foot, and left foot. You, yes, left foot, Left foot, left foot, left foot..."
While everyone was laughing, Li Fan said: "Teacher, I think there must be other parents who are also wrong. Don't hit me hard!"
"The other parents are right, but you are wrong!"
"Impossible!!" Li Fan thought, from the perspective of probability, so many people can't just be wrong!
"Yes!!" The almost unanimous voice came from the children and parents of other classes who were watching.
Gu Yating couldn't help laughing: "Stop making excuses, Tieguai Li! Have you forgotten all the ugliness you made during military training?"
If you mention military training, then I...then I really won't argue with you!
Li Fan silently lowered his head and looked at his sister.
"Okay, I'll show you another show and sing a song for you!"
……
"Teacher Li, you are wrong again!"
Jelly pouted: "I'll dance for everyone!"
……
"Teacher Li!!"
Jelly sighed: "Okay, girl Mengmeng fist!"
……
"Mr. Li, why are you wrong again!"
"Huh?" Jelly was about to cry, "I really don't have any shows, I feel like my body has been hollowed out!"
The parents suddenly burst into laughter:
"Hahaha!"
"Hey, today's children, this language acceptance comes from all aspects, parents, schools, advertisements, games, all aspects are affected."
"Yeah, you never know when a 'harsh word' will come out that will make you dumbfounded."
"I feel like my body is being hollowed out, haha, eh!"
……
Li Fan silently withdrew from the dance team, he still had self-knowledge, although he came a little late.
He went back to the tent and took out the camera. After changing the lens, he came back and took a series of shots of his sister and Gu Yating. With the rhythm of the music, his feet were always about to move.
I thought that my great reputation would be ruined by Shunguai, haha!
At about 8 o'clock in the evening, the last project of today started - "Children's Knowledge Contest"
Everyone sat around the bonfire, and the teacher began to explain the rules: "For this project, I will set the questions, and everyone will give the answers on the answer board. Parents and children can answer the answers together, but parents try to play an auxiliary and guiding role.
Okay, everyone, get your pens and paper ready, and get ready to answer the questions. "
Li Fan handed the answer sheet and pen to his sister, and said, "You have to complete this link by yourself, and your sister-in-law and I won't help you!"
Jelly was puzzled: "Why, the teacher has already said, you need to help!"
"The teacher said that parents should try their best to play an auxiliary and guiding role in this link. Don't you understand this sentence? We don't need to help!"
Jelly pouted, "Okay!"
"I am cultivating your ability to face and solve problems independently!"
Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Expert Li Education, are you in a daze now?"
"You're just stunned!"
The teacher began to ask a question: "There are 13 bananas and 5 apples in one basket, and there are 7 bananas and 13 apples in the other basket. How can I divide the bananas and apples so that there are equal amounts on both sides?"
Jelly looked at her left hand, "13 bananas and 5 apples on one side!" and then looked at her right hand, "7 bananas and 13 apples on one side! Uh..."
Jelly raised her right hand and flipped from left to right at a time, as if there were really bananas and apples on the left, "1, 2...hey, how many are left here."
Forgot to count!
Li Fan lowered his head helplessly. He remembered that popular video: One to five makes five, two to five to ten, three to five...three to five...three to five is too difficult!
In fact, this question is not particularly difficult for children of this age.The norms of this kindergarten have never given the children any difficult problems.
Many topics in other kindergartens are much more difficult than this one, and some topics make adults scratch their heads.
This kindergarten advocates quality education, which is different from other kindergartens.
At this time, many parents nearby are helping their children answer the questions:
"You are so stupid, can't you think of it? Take 13 out of 3 bananas! Take out 13 out of 4 apples!"
……
"Dad, I got confused!"
"Come on, Dad tell you what's going on!"
……
A certain dad: "Are you stupid enough? Are you my son?"
A certain mother: "He is your son!"
……
Everyone wrote down the answers one after another, only the little jelly was still counting, and the number of the two kinds of fruits was confused.
Li Fan is in a hurry, why is Jelly so confused when she encounters a math problem?Isn't the score also a number, how can you remember it so accurately?
How do you explain this?
Maybe the world of child prodigies is just impossible for people to find out, Li Fan comforted himself.
"Okay, everyone stop writing, you are right, hey..." The teacher suddenly looked at Jelly in surprise, "Jelly, why didn't you give an answer?"
"I...I..." Jelly suddenly said happily, "I thought of a good way to make both sides have the same amount."
"what way?"
"Pour the bananas and apples on the ground, put them together, and divide them again! There must be the same amount!!"
teacher:"……"
Gu Yating: "Pfft!"
Li Fan: "Uh..."
Teacher: "That, good! Next question."
The next questions were either math questions, or simple geography questions, Chinese questions, etc. Jelly was devastated.
Others were basically right, no matter whether it was told by their parents or not, anyway, they were basically all right, but on the Jelly side, not many were correct, and they handed in two blank papers.
Li Fan felt particularly relieved about this, because during this process, Jelly could clearly hear the correct answers discussed by other parents, but she didn't write them down!
Some parents even came over to tell her the answer, but she didn't write it down.
What does this mean?Explain that although Little Jelly doesn't like to study very much, she is honest and doesn't lie!Although Jelly doesn't quite understand the meaning of the word "integrity", she may just feel that copying other people's answers is far more embarrassing than her own.
Are children's academic performance really the most important thing?Absolutely not, the construction of a child's moral foundation is the most important thing, this is Li Fan's point of view.
Even in terms of learning, let alone kindergarten, even in elementary school, children's performance is not directly proportional to their intelligence.Some children with very smart minds may find it difficult to learn, and they need a chance to enlighten themselves.
The first round was coming to an end soon, Jelly suddenly raised her head and said, "Brother, you can help me! Sister-in-law!!"
Li Fan repeated the previous sentence: "The teacher said that parents should try their best to play an auxiliary and guiding role in this link!"
"Brother, 'try your best', you see, 'trying your best' won't work in my situation! We have to answer the questions together as a family, you count on me, I'm under a lot of pressure!"
"Pfft!" Gu Yating couldn't hold back again.
Li Fan: "Well, this is to cultivate your ability to solve problems independently. Think about it, how can you live if you don't have the ability to face difficulties independently?"
Jelly said aggrievedly: "If I grow up and can't be independent, and you have my brother to support me, then you can still ignore your sister?!"
"Uh..." Li Fan was startled, and immediately pulled up his waist, "Write, the answer to this question is Bai Juyi!"
Jelly said cheerfully: "Okay, uh...but I can write '白'!"
"I'll write it!"
……
"This math problem is 13!"
"Okay brother!"
……
Gu Yating understood tonight what it means to have a deep brother-sister relationship.The younger sister melted Li educators with one sentence, and lost all the so-called educational views.
The first session ended, and after a short break, the second session began - "Intelligent Answering Questions"
The first round of "Children's Knowledge Contest" is a traditional topic, while the second round of "Intellectual Answers" will test children's spirituality in multiple dimensions.
Teacher: "Everyone get ready, this round is not a compulsory answer question, but a rush answer question, whoever has the answer first will speak first!
The first question, please, one person has 3, two people have 4, three people have 5, four people have 7, five people have only 6, what is this thing. "
Li Fan turned his head and lowered his head to tell his sister, but his sister suddenly raised her little hand.
Teacher: "Please answer jelly!"
"It's a stroke!"
The teacher said in surprise: "Yes!"
The thighs of all the parents clapped.
"Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"
"My God, we are not as good as a child!"
"I haven't figured out what's going on yet, but the kid answered it, so smart!"
……
After high-fiving Li Fan and his sister, he asked, "Have you seen this brain teaser?"
"No ah!"
The second question, the teacher: "An eight-legged caterpillar walked on a pile of cow dung, but found only six footprints after landing, why?"
While everyone was thinking, Jelly raised his hand again: "Because it smells so bad, my other two feet are covering my nose!"
……
After several questions in a row, Li Fan looked at his sister in surprise, and asked, "Did your cute sister come to play with you at home recently?!"
(End of this chapter)
In the afterglow of the setting sun, various families collaborated with each other and set up their own tents.
Li Fan and Gu Yating were public figures after all, so they chose a place away from the crowd and set up a thick tent next to the big rock.
Some parents lit several bonfires, and each class formed their own units and played games around the bonfires.
The jelly class started singing and dancing.
They danced the recently popular "Friction Dance", which is somewhat similar to tap dancing, but also has the taste of ghost steps. The foundation is all on the feet, which requires people's feet to change rhythmically and constantly.
In dance, the family is the unit. If any family makes a mistake, someone will come out to perform their talents.
All the parents and children formed two circles around the raging bonfire. Everyone put their hands on the former's back, and the children were not tall enough, so they dragged the adults' clothes.
Teacher: "Are you ready?"
Everyone: "Ready!"
The teacher pressed the outdoor speaker, and everyone jumped around the bonfire.
"Stop, stop, Teacher Li, that's wrong." The teacher suddenly said.
"Huh? Am I right?"
"That's wrong, everyone walks forward with their left foot, but you are right footed!"
"Oh!"
"Please ask Teacher Li's family to perform a show for everyone, and everyone applauds and encourages."
Seeing her brother looking at her silently, Jelly slapped her chest, "I'll play the piano for everyone!"
There are not only keyboards on the bus, but also guitars, saxophones and even drums. Of course, these are rented from the musical instrument shop in Shancheng, and they are always ready for the children to have a music party!
Tonight Jelly gave Li Fan a face. Jelly's talent in music is definitely no less than his "talent" in eating.
She has only been learning the piano for less than a year, and she has been able to play "Romantic", a classic German piano piece with intermediate difficulty, accurately. Moreover, with Li Fan's layman's appreciation ability, he really can't fault it. Come.
There is no way, this is talent, it makes people jealous, but there is nothing you can do.
Maybe every child has some kind of talent, but very few are discovered and cultivated.
Everyone applauded enthusiastically. After Jelly made a very ladylike Ending action, a little pride appeared on her little face.
"How long has your jelly practiced the piano? How long do you play every day?" A parent asked.
Li Fan tried his best to hide his smug expression, and said seemingly relaxedly: "Hey, it's been less than a year, and I haven't played much every day. I send it to learn the piano on Saturdays and Sundays, and play it longer. When I was in kindergarten from Monday to Friday, It is estimated that she doesn't even touch the piano, just play blindly, just listen to it."
"Listen to the sound..."
The dance started again, but the music only played for a few tens of seconds. The teacher said: "Stop, Mr. Li, you are wrong again. People alternate left foot, right foot, right foot, and left foot. You, yes, left foot, Left foot, left foot, left foot..."
While everyone was laughing, Li Fan said: "Teacher, I think there must be other parents who are also wrong. Don't hit me hard!"
"The other parents are right, but you are wrong!"
"Impossible!!" Li Fan thought, from the perspective of probability, so many people can't just be wrong!
"Yes!!" The almost unanimous voice came from the children and parents of other classes who were watching.
Gu Yating couldn't help laughing: "Stop making excuses, Tieguai Li! Have you forgotten all the ugliness you made during military training?"
If you mention military training, then I...then I really won't argue with you!
Li Fan silently lowered his head and looked at his sister.
"Okay, I'll show you another show and sing a song for you!"
……
"Teacher Li, you are wrong again!"
Jelly pouted: "I'll dance for everyone!"
……
"Teacher Li!!"
Jelly sighed: "Okay, girl Mengmeng fist!"
……
"Mr. Li, why are you wrong again!"
"Huh?" Jelly was about to cry, "I really don't have any shows, I feel like my body has been hollowed out!"
The parents suddenly burst into laughter:
"Hahaha!"
"Hey, today's children, this language acceptance comes from all aspects, parents, schools, advertisements, games, all aspects are affected."
"Yeah, you never know when a 'harsh word' will come out that will make you dumbfounded."
"I feel like my body is being hollowed out, haha, eh!"
……
Li Fan silently withdrew from the dance team, he still had self-knowledge, although he came a little late.
He went back to the tent and took out the camera. After changing the lens, he came back and took a series of shots of his sister and Gu Yating. With the rhythm of the music, his feet were always about to move.
I thought that my great reputation would be ruined by Shunguai, haha!
At about 8 o'clock in the evening, the last project of today started - "Children's Knowledge Contest"
Everyone sat around the bonfire, and the teacher began to explain the rules: "For this project, I will set the questions, and everyone will give the answers on the answer board. Parents and children can answer the answers together, but parents try to play an auxiliary and guiding role.
Okay, everyone, get your pens and paper ready, and get ready to answer the questions. "
Li Fan handed the answer sheet and pen to his sister, and said, "You have to complete this link by yourself, and your sister-in-law and I won't help you!"
Jelly was puzzled: "Why, the teacher has already said, you need to help!"
"The teacher said that parents should try their best to play an auxiliary and guiding role in this link. Don't you understand this sentence? We don't need to help!"
Jelly pouted, "Okay!"
"I am cultivating your ability to face and solve problems independently!"
Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Expert Li Education, are you in a daze now?"
"You're just stunned!"
The teacher began to ask a question: "There are 13 bananas and 5 apples in one basket, and there are 7 bananas and 13 apples in the other basket. How can I divide the bananas and apples so that there are equal amounts on both sides?"
Jelly looked at her left hand, "13 bananas and 5 apples on one side!" and then looked at her right hand, "7 bananas and 13 apples on one side! Uh..."
Jelly raised her right hand and flipped from left to right at a time, as if there were really bananas and apples on the left, "1, 2...hey, how many are left here."
Forgot to count!
Li Fan lowered his head helplessly. He remembered that popular video: One to five makes five, two to five to ten, three to five...three to five...three to five is too difficult!
In fact, this question is not particularly difficult for children of this age.The norms of this kindergarten have never given the children any difficult problems.
Many topics in other kindergartens are much more difficult than this one, and some topics make adults scratch their heads.
This kindergarten advocates quality education, which is different from other kindergartens.
At this time, many parents nearby are helping their children answer the questions:
"You are so stupid, can't you think of it? Take 13 out of 3 bananas! Take out 13 out of 4 apples!"
……
"Dad, I got confused!"
"Come on, Dad tell you what's going on!"
……
A certain dad: "Are you stupid enough? Are you my son?"
A certain mother: "He is your son!"
……
Everyone wrote down the answers one after another, only the little jelly was still counting, and the number of the two kinds of fruits was confused.
Li Fan is in a hurry, why is Jelly so confused when she encounters a math problem?Isn't the score also a number, how can you remember it so accurately?
How do you explain this?
Maybe the world of child prodigies is just impossible for people to find out, Li Fan comforted himself.
"Okay, everyone stop writing, you are right, hey..." The teacher suddenly looked at Jelly in surprise, "Jelly, why didn't you give an answer?"
"I...I..." Jelly suddenly said happily, "I thought of a good way to make both sides have the same amount."
"what way?"
"Pour the bananas and apples on the ground, put them together, and divide them again! There must be the same amount!!"
teacher:"……"
Gu Yating: "Pfft!"
Li Fan: "Uh..."
Teacher: "That, good! Next question."
The next questions were either math questions, or simple geography questions, Chinese questions, etc. Jelly was devastated.
Others were basically right, no matter whether it was told by their parents or not, anyway, they were basically all right, but on the Jelly side, not many were correct, and they handed in two blank papers.
Li Fan felt particularly relieved about this, because during this process, Jelly could clearly hear the correct answers discussed by other parents, but she didn't write them down!
Some parents even came over to tell her the answer, but she didn't write it down.
What does this mean?Explain that although Little Jelly doesn't like to study very much, she is honest and doesn't lie!Although Jelly doesn't quite understand the meaning of the word "integrity", she may just feel that copying other people's answers is far more embarrassing than her own.
Are children's academic performance really the most important thing?Absolutely not, the construction of a child's moral foundation is the most important thing, this is Li Fan's point of view.
Even in terms of learning, let alone kindergarten, even in elementary school, children's performance is not directly proportional to their intelligence.Some children with very smart minds may find it difficult to learn, and they need a chance to enlighten themselves.
The first round was coming to an end soon, Jelly suddenly raised her head and said, "Brother, you can help me! Sister-in-law!!"
Li Fan repeated the previous sentence: "The teacher said that parents should try their best to play an auxiliary and guiding role in this link!"
"Brother, 'try your best', you see, 'trying your best' won't work in my situation! We have to answer the questions together as a family, you count on me, I'm under a lot of pressure!"
"Pfft!" Gu Yating couldn't hold back again.
Li Fan: "Well, this is to cultivate your ability to solve problems independently. Think about it, how can you live if you don't have the ability to face difficulties independently?"
Jelly said aggrievedly: "If I grow up and can't be independent, and you have my brother to support me, then you can still ignore your sister?!"
"Uh..." Li Fan was startled, and immediately pulled up his waist, "Write, the answer to this question is Bai Juyi!"
Jelly said cheerfully: "Okay, uh...but I can write '白'!"
"I'll write it!"
……
"This math problem is 13!"
"Okay brother!"
……
Gu Yating understood tonight what it means to have a deep brother-sister relationship.The younger sister melted Li educators with one sentence, and lost all the so-called educational views.
The first session ended, and after a short break, the second session began - "Intelligent Answering Questions"
The first round of "Children's Knowledge Contest" is a traditional topic, while the second round of "Intellectual Answers" will test children's spirituality in multiple dimensions.
Teacher: "Everyone get ready, this round is not a compulsory answer question, but a rush answer question, whoever has the answer first will speak first!
The first question, please, one person has 3, two people have 4, three people have 5, four people have 7, five people have only 6, what is this thing. "
Li Fan turned his head and lowered his head to tell his sister, but his sister suddenly raised her little hand.
Teacher: "Please answer jelly!"
"It's a stroke!"
The teacher said in surprise: "Yes!"
The thighs of all the parents clapped.
"Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"
"My God, we are not as good as a child!"
"I haven't figured out what's going on yet, but the kid answered it, so smart!"
……
After high-fiving Li Fan and his sister, he asked, "Have you seen this brain teaser?"
"No ah!"
The second question, the teacher: "An eight-legged caterpillar walked on a pile of cow dung, but found only six footprints after landing, why?"
While everyone was thinking, Jelly raised his hand again: "Because it smells so bad, my other two feet are covering my nose!"
……
After several questions in a row, Li Fan looked at his sister in surprise, and asked, "Did your cute sister come to play with you at home recently?!"
(End of this chapter)
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