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Chapter 467 Conquering Newborns
The military training of the freshmen at Peking University ended on this day. They took off their army green camouflage uniforms and filled the auditorium with vigor.

There are students in the aisle, and students in the corridor. On the wall windows next to the corridor, there are still a group of heads with wide-eyed eyes.

"Here we come! Li Fan is here!"

"Mom, did you see that, that is my university teacher!"

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"Don't squeeze me! Are you responsible for squeezing pregnant?"

"Uh...why do you make me responsible for so many people?"

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A certain woman A: "I think my teacher-student relationship is about to kick off."

Girl B: "This is the feeling of heartbeat, Xiaoling, if you don't believe me, just touch it!"

A certain woman A: "..."

A certain man: "How about I come?"

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This freshmen class is skinnier, poorer and skinnier than Li Fan's class.

Li Fan's appearance caused a commotion inside and outside the classroom. Hundreds of mobile phones were raised almost at the same time, some taking pictures and videos, and some broadcasting live.

Amidst the boiling voice, Li Fan squeezed into the classroom with a smile and was startled: "Did we recruit so many new students in the Department of Literature this year?"

"Teacher Li, I am from the Department of Economics!"

"I'm from the mathematics department!"

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It turns out that more than half of the students inside and outside the large classroom come from other majors to take classes.

Li Fan said: "Students who are not majors, please raise your hands!"

Whoa!
A large piece was raised inside and outside the classroom.

Li Fan: "Security, please let me out of these students who raised their hands!... I'm just kidding.

Today is just a major introduction class, a brief introduction to the majors of our literature department.After returning from the [-]th Golden Week, our various majors will officially teach. I hope that everyone can gain something from the four years of studying at Peking University. If you have nothing to gain in your studies, at least you will gain a few loves, right? "

"puff!"

"Teacher Li is so funny, he may be the only professor who encourages students to fall in love even if they don't study, haha!"

"Everyone pay attention to Mr. Li's wording, how many loves! How many, not one!"

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Some students shouted: "Teacher Li, I went to Beijing University because of you, otherwise I would have accepted a full scholarship from Harvard."

"Thank you, but you'll regret it."

"Ms. Li, I want to be a writer, so I took the exam to the Department of Literature of Peking University."

"Then I am sorry to tell you that Beijing University does not produce many writers, and the Department of Literature does not produce many writers either."

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After talking nonsense with the freshmen, Li Fan checked the time, and it was time for class.

Li Fan put on the microphone, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote a line of words on the blackboard: Department of Literature Major Introduction and Employment Prospects.

Candidates will face a practical problem after being admitted to university, which is the content of the major itself and employment issues. These actual situations are different from what they think.

For example, majoring in civil engineering, many students think that this major is for designing highways and bridges, and they are designers after graduation, but in the end, they go to work as technicians on construction sites... Even if they are from prestigious universities, they basically wear a hat to do it Technician is a hard profession.

Professional knowledge is the first popular class for freshmen in many universities. No matter what major, many people are silently preparing to transfer departments after listening to the class.

The professional knowledge class was carried out in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, and soon the topic was finished.

Some students suddenly raised a professional question: "Mr. Li, I have a question that bothers me very much."

Li Fan nodded: "Tell me about it."

"It is said that the poems of the ancients are exquisite and catchy, but I think many of them don't rhyme. For example, "Mountain Journey", far away from the cold mountain and the stone path (xié), there are people in the depths of the white clouds, parking and sitting in the maple forest , Frost leaves are red in February flowers. This doesn't rhyme either!"

Laughter suddenly broke out at the scene, it was obvious that this person should not be a student of the literature department, and besides, he must have slipped away during high school class.

The students booed unceremoniously:

"Dude, that character is pronounced 'xiá'!"

"You don't even know such basics, how did you get into Beijing University?"

"Nine years of compulsory education are you studying in vain?"

"Haha, I am so funny, it turns out that Beijing University also has stinky chess baskets."

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Li Fan thought to himself: In Peking University, if you don't have any strength, you can't get along no matter you are a student or a teacher!These freshmen are more aggressive than each other!

If they don't have real talents, they can get themselves off the podium.

Li Fan said: "Everyone be quiet. Most people know this question. The ancient pronunciation is different from the current pronunciation, and a huge change has taken place."

"that is!"

"How did you guys get into Beijing University?"

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"Quiet!" Li Fan continued: "According to the rhythm of the poem, the first, second and fourth lines of this "Mountain Journey" must rhyme, and the third line should not be suppressed.

The 'Xie' in the first sentence here was not pronounced as 'xié' or 'xiá' in the Tang Dynasty! "

The students in the whole classroom were surprised, 'Xiang' doesn't read xiá here?That's what the teacher taught!
"Yes, Tang Yin'Xie' is not pronounced as 'xiá', but sia (second tone). This is the pronunciation of the Tang Dynasty, and the pronunciation of 'xiá' is also wrong.

Our Chinese pronunciation has always been constantly developing and changing. Tangyin and Songyin are very different, not to mention Tangyin and Jinyin, and there are also local dialects. "

All the students sighed, the pronunciation of 'xiá' is basically taught by many middle school teachers all over the country. It is even said that most of the teachers only teach it according to the current pronunciation, and those teachers who teach students the ancient pronunciation, once Let the students be very impressed.

However, what the students didn't expect was that the teachers all over the country were wrong!

Li Fan: "To give another simple example, in Li Yi's "Jiangnan Song", he married Qutang Jia, and the court missed his concubine's date. If he knew Chao Youxin, he would marry Chao Er (ér).

The Tang sound of 'er' here is 'ní'. "

"Feng Chao'er" has become "Nong Chao'ní'" again?
The freshmen are a little aware at this moment, no matter how awesome they were in high school, it may be a new starting point for their studies when they arrive at university. The things in high school seem to be just a small piece of skin from the old cow, and this skin , and most likely artificial leather.

A classmate shouted: "Mr. Li, we all know that you are well-read and knowledgeable, so I am very curious, how many ancient poems have you memorized?"

Li Fan asked: "Student, do you want me to answer modestly, or not modestly?"

The student said: "Teacher Li, you are so humble!"

"I have memorized everything I like."

"What about the immodest?"

"There is no ancient poem that I don't like."

puff!
There were bursts of laughter at the scene!

The freshmen thought to themselves: Mrs. Li was blatantly pretending in the first class, the school doesn't care about it?
Next, this group of naughty and aggressive students began to pass the exam for their teacher Li on a large scale.

"Ms. Li, 'The tree beside the inkstone washing pond in my house is blossoming with light ink marks', whose poem is this?"

"Wang Mian's "Mo Mei" in the Yuan Dynasty, there are two versions of this poem..."

"The gauze cooks the rattan mat, and the jade man collects the fan lightly. May I ask what the previous sentence is?"

"The clouds gather and the rain passes, the waves add, the buildings are high, the water is cold and the melons are sweet, and the green trees are shaded and painted with hanging eaves. "The Sky is Pure and the Sand is Summer" by Bai Pu."

"Then why is Bai Pu surnamed Bai?"

Li Fan: "..."

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The next 10 minutes of this class became the time for the freshmen to inspect their teachers.

Although everyone knows that Li Fan is horribly knowledgeable and has experienced Li Fan's style from various occasions, when they meet in person, they still can't help but confirm whether Li Fan is the person exaggerated on TV and in the news. So magical.

Under this investigation, it's not exaggeration, it's just a documentary.

After class was over, Li Fan wiped off his sweat and prepared to leave the classroom. Fortunately, he had some skills, otherwise he would really not be able to cope with this group of freshmen.

Is it true that today's students are so rushing?Dare to test the professor?
Actually, it’s still a matter of age group. Li Fan is the same age as them, and when peers communicate with each other, the status of Professor Li Fan is automatically lowered.

The intimacy that Li Fan brings to all freshmen is something that other professors do not have.

If the person standing in front of everyone at this moment was a 40-year-old professor, how could these freshmen dare to be so aggressive?Don’t we all have to behave?

This is like a new young female teacher in high school. How many of them have been made angry by their students and cried?But if you have absolute strength and authority, students will respect you.

"Ms. Li, you are too good, I admire you!"

Just as Li Fan stepped off the podium, a student in the back row shouted.

Li Fan turned his head and saw all the freshmen expressing their loyalty one after another.

"I'm done too!"

"You are the goal of my life, although I guess with my short legs, I shouldn't be able to catch up!"

"Teacher Li, please accept the applause from your students!"

Whoa!
When the warm applause burst out, Li Fan was still a little proud.

(End of this chapter)