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Chapter 437 Extreme Challenge (5)

Li Fan's bug properties are amazing. There is no way around it. His core hardware is too powerful. As long as he is awake, Li Fan's head will always spin more circles and make more associations than others.

Li Fan said: "Since you specifically asked me to find you a female companion after I become a commander-in-chief, does that mean that the legality of a female companion must be determined by the highest ruler in this city?"

Sun Lei: "..."

"You could have established yourself as king, and then just robbed women of the people and snatched a female companion like the previous Marshal Wang did. This is more direct. But you took a roundabout way to assist me, hoping that I would help you.

Does it mean that you have obtained the information that the robbed female companion does not take effect, or that the commander with bad deeds is not qualified to open the vault in the final stage?

So you have to go through a curve to save the country? "

Sun Lei: "..."

Guan Tong: "..."

Everyone in the program group: "..."

Li Fan continued: "Before, when Brother Pig and I formed an alliance, he also said that he would help me become a handsome man. Both of you are bachelors, so you should have something in common. Is the above analysis a task in your story outline—"

Sun Lei raised his hands and surrendered: "Okay, stop analyzing. If you continue to analyze, I feel like my IQ has been hit by a blaster."

"Without the explosive hammer, I can only analyze so much at the moment. Is it because robbing civilian women can't open the vault, or can a tainted marshal not be able to open the vault?"

Sun Lei looked around and said in a low voice, "Shh, the commander-in-chief must not be stained."

"Oh!" Li Fan nodded, "Then Teacher Wang Yun will have no chance as soon as he comes up."

"Let's get down to business, let's form an alliance!"

"If you don't form an alliance, I will become the commander-in-chief and meet your conditions. After that, you will kill me directly. With your girlfriend, you can open the treasury if you don't do bad things after becoming the commander-in-chief.

Aren't you stepping on me to climb up?Are you fooling me? "

"But I'm stupid, do you think I can beat you with my IQ?" Sun Lei said helplessly, "Don't forget that I am the ultimate three idiots!"

Li Fan smiled: "Okay, then you can make a few more requests."

Sun Lei said: "First, find me a female companion."

"Still trying to turn against me."

"I don't want to rebel against you, but the outline says that people without a female companion cannot get the treasure. My second request is that I get [-]% of the treasure."

"Okay, who are you in love with now?"

Sun Lei thought for a while: "Jia Yun is not bad!"

Li Fan shook his head: "Jia Yun can't do it, my man."

Sun Lei was taken aback: "Then Yingzi."

"Ying'er can't do it either, my man."

"It's even worse for Yu Fei, who wants to kiss and hug you again," Sun Lei pointed at Guan Tong: "Is she still yours now?"

"Ok!"

"You...you are the harem group?" Sun Lei walked to the camera and called, "Gu Yating! Gu Yating, did you see it! Gu Yating!!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, judging from the current clues, Yufei, Sister Shishi and I have no relationship for the time being, you work hard."

"What are you trying to do? It's clear that... oh, no, if all the women have a relationship with you, wouldn't it mean that in the end, none of our gang of men are qualified to open the final vault? Then how can we play?"

"In the end, we can only choose one of each other, 100%, there is a relationship line but not together, and maybe everyone's relationship line is messed up, like Teacher Wang Yun and me, if it doesn't work out, Ying Er is still the same. An undercover agent sent by Teacher Wang Yun."

"That makes sense! By the way, you have to fulfill my last request. 'Fist Gang' doesn't sound good, so I want to change my name!"

"what name?"

"Yan Wang Gang!"

"Satisfy you, let's go!"

Naturally, Huang Bo was not in the Marshal's Mansion. He and Cheng Yufei were looking for clues in the movie theater, and they finally found a piece of paper. ).

"What does that mean?"

"Who is this symbol related to? Who filmed spy wars?"

"Sun Lei has photographed, I have photographed, and Yinger has also photographed, so the scope is wide."

While the two were talking, they walked out of the theater.

Huang Bo's cell phone rang, and Sun Lei called, saying he wanted to talk.The two talked nonsense, and finally met unexpectedly.

Huang Bo glanced at the eight people across the street, besides Li Fan, Guan Tong, and Sun Lei, there were also five of Sun Lei's subordinates.

"What are you doing?"

"Why? Chase you down!" Sun Lei said.

"Then let's start the war." Huang Bo waved his hand, and 18 followers immediately walked to the front and lined up.

18 people steadied their horses and shouted: "Ha!"

Li Fan broke down: "Brother Lei, didn't you just say that Brother Bo couldn't afford to support these people, and basically dismissed them, leaving only three or four people?"

Sun Lei scratched his head: "I didn't expect it either, now we have the possibility of losing."

Li Fan was speechless, how could he possibly lose?It is 100% lost!
Rock-paper-scissors, 5 players versus 18 players, how much luck can you win?
The two sides stood facing each other in two rows, and their momentum was different. After all, Huang Bo's side had almost 4 times the advantage.

5 vs. 18, both sides put on a fighting posture, pulled their necks and started shouting neatly:

"what!"

"Huh!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hohohoho!"

Li Fan couldn't stand it anymore: "Brothers, let's start, let's start!"

Huang Bo also said: "Let's get straight to the point, I can't bear to read it, are you sure you are from a martial arts school?"

One person jumped out from each side.

Huang Bo cupped his fists and said, "Please!"

Sun Lei said, "Okay!"

The young man on Huang Bo's side suddenly said, "Do you know what constellation I am?"

"What constellation?"

"I'm 'tailored for you'!"

"It's my turn," the young man on Sun Lei's side thought for a while, "I'm getting an infusion."

"What fluid to infuse?"

"Missing your night!"

Staff: "Huang Bo wins!"

"Infusion." The young man did a backflip and fell to the ground, his head tilted, "I'd be dead if I didn't feel numb like you!"

Several guests were stunned for a moment. They looked at each other, what is this?A big PK of earthy love stories?
The previous rock-paper-scissors didn't say anything, and I could bear it, but now I come back with an earthy love story, don't you know that it makes people get goosebumps?

Program group, there are you!
The big PK between the two sides started:

"Do you know why I have a cold?"

"why?"

"Because I have absolutely no resistance to you!"

……

"My blood sugar may be high recently."

"what?"

"After all, you are so sweet."

……

"what time is it now?"

"10:[-]."

"No, let me see, oh, it is the starting point of our happiness!"

……

The streets were soon littered with corpses. Sun Lei's subordinates were the last one left, while Huang Bo's subordinates had 14 more.

Several guests were about to collapse, and Huang Miao, Liu Shishi, Zhang Xing and others who came to join in the fun also collapsed.

"I can't bear to hear this anymore!"

"A group of big men talking to each other... Hey!"

Li Fan also curled his lips: "I can't accept it!"

"That's right, it's not as good as rock, paper, scissors. We women get goosebumps after hearing this!"

Li Fan really can't accept the earthy love talk, he doesn't even bother to listen, if someone tells him that a boy as handsome and dull as he is, he will definitely slap him away.

Well, he is such a person, a person who has escaped the vulgar taste.

"Well, can I go into battle?" Li Fan raised his hand silently, for victory, this is for victory! !
The staff nodded, "Of course."

Then, Li Fan stepped forward and said, "I'll do it!"

Sun Lei pulled him, "Xiaofan, stop struggling, you can't disgust them!"

Guan Tong laughed, "Keep the 'famous festival', anyway, it's already 1:14, how can you still win? Keep the 'famous festival'!"

Li Fan: "I'll try, listen up.

I am nine and you are three! "

A: "Huh? What do you mean?"

"Besides you or you!"

First:"……"

……

Staff: "Teacher Li wins!"

There was a "clang" and "A" lay dead on the ground.

……

Li Fan: "Let's play 'One Two Three Wooden Figures', don't move! It's over, I lose."

B: "But you didn't move?"

Li Fan: "My heart is moved."

……

Staff: "Teacher Li, win!"

……

Li Fan: "There are rumors recently that I like you."

"Is it?"

"I have to clarify, it's not a rumor!"

……

"Teacher Li, win!"

"Shanghai is really hot recently."

"Are you so hot?"

"Hot, maybe you set my heart on fire."

……

"Are you tired from playing games in "Extreme Challenge"?"

"I am not tired."

"But you've been running in my head all day!"

"Ding" felt nauseated for a while, and fell to the ground with a "bang".

……

Staff: "Teacher Li, win!"

……

"Teacher Li, win again!"

……

"Teacher Li, keep winning!"

……

The other party went from 14 people to only 10 people...only 8 people left...and finally only 3 people left.

The last three people looked at each other in blank dismay, the enemy's combat power and firepower were too fierce, it was completely strafing!How much experience in picking up girls is needed to achieve this invincible skill!

It's so arrogant!

Sour to death does not pay for life!
The other guests were also dumbfounded. This king of earthy love stories, one person eliminated more than 10 people in a row. Are you studying Gu Yating?
Where did you get these earthy love words from? You are totally scorning me.

Li Fan took a deep breath, there were only three opponents left.

He said: "I want to go learn to swim with you—"

"Stop talking!" "Yin" interrupted Li Fan, "Mr. Li, I'm convinced!"

Bang!
"Yin" fell to the ground and committed suicide.Don't compare, what to compare, you are not good enough?
Seeing this, the remaining two people raised their thumbs to Li Fan and said DuangDuang twice, committing suicide!Li Fan was not given a chance to make a move at all.

The staff shouted: "Congratulations, Mr. Li, with 1 against 14, we win!"

Li Fan said weakly: "I just want to win, I'm really not this kind of person!"

At this time, there seemed to be dozens of pairs of big white eyes on the scene.

And it's very uniform.

(End of this chapter)