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Chapter 390 On A Child's Self-Cultivation
In the meeting room.

Several guests gathered around Li Fan, listening to Li Fan's talk with great interest, but the children who came over were in a trance, and they didn't know where their thoughts had gone.

The director said: "Mr. Li, let me introduce a few more, we will learn a lot, and the children love to listen."

Li Fan looked down at these little kids, and said, "Are you sure?!"

"Of course!"

"Well, in our Chinese textbook, there is an article called "Fear of Nature". Friends who have read this article in junior high school have learned it, and it has been used in textbooks to this day.

However, this article is full of mistakes and has no logic. You can criticize it from the first sentence to the last sentence. It is a typical pseudo-scientific article, but this article has actually appeared in our Huaguo Renjiao textbook 20. Year!
I won’t talk about the problem of “Fear of Nature”. Now that we have grown up and have the ability to think independently, we will understand by re-reading this article. "

In this time and space, the original text of "Fear of Nature" exists, but the author is an unknown writer named Tang Cheng. Li Fan can still criticize him. After all, he can afford to offend this person. If the author of this article is an educator Director of the bureau, Li Fan has long since shut up.

This can't be called cowardly!When others find fault with you, you dare not fight back. This is called counseling.

Li Fan is very understanding of the world. Although he is often passionate, he is not stupid.Complaints can be serious or serious, and criticism depends on the scale. Don't make big mistakes because you have nothing to do, then life is doomed to be difficult.

(Note: The author of this article and Wang Cunzhen co-authored a book "The Theory of Holographic Unification of the Universe". If you are interested or have a strong curiosity, you can search for information about "Wang Cunzhen". Can't say much here.)
Li Fan continued: "One more thing, there is an article called "Edison Saves Mother" in the second grade Chinese textbook of the People's Education Edition.

The content is that Edison's mother suddenly got appendicitis. When the doctor came to prepare for the operation, he found that the room was too dark to operate, so Edison, who was only 7 years old, thought of using a mirror to focus light. "

Yang Na asked: "Mr. Li, is it unscientific for a mirror to focus light? Mirrors can refract light!"

Li Fan said: "That's not what I'm talking about. Edison was born in 1847. He was only 7 years old in 1854, and the world's first appendicitis operation was born in 1886!
The article in this Chinese textbook is fabricated!I don't know which artist is so artistic! "

Everyone sighed, who else could they trust?Even the most authoritative textbooks are fabricated to deceive people, who else can be trusted?
Li Fandao: "There are many similar articles, such as "Father and Son" in elementary school textbooks. This article tells the touching story of a father who went to school to save his children during the Los Angeles earthquake in 1989. However, there was no earthquake in Los Angeles in 1989. Afterwards, the article was revised and changed to 1994.

Well, there was an earthquake in Los Angeles in 1994, but the earthquake happened at 4:4 in the morning, and your children are still in class at [-]:[-] in the morning?

......"

Half an hour later, Li Fan looked down at Jelly. She was dozing off with her head down. The eyes of the others grew, and they were bored.

Qian Feng said: "The textbooks really need to be written well, because primary and middle school students are just when their worldview is forming, they don't have enough discernment ability, and they are too easily misled."

Yang Na also said: "You can't make up random things in order to achieve the expected educational goals. I just don't understand that the national textbooks can even make mistakes in the most basic common sense, and there are big mistakes and small mistakes?!"

Director Wu said: "Although the compilation of textbooks is for the purpose of educating and shaping children, it must be based on 'seeking truth from facts'. Am I right, Teacher Li?"

Li Fan smiled, you are right, but what's the use? !
The door of the living room was suddenly pushed open, and a youthful figure came into everyone's eyes.

"Hey everyone, here I come!"

Li Fan turned his gaze sideways, and said in surprise, "Old artist?!"

Guan Tong took a little boy by the hand and walked in front of everyone. After seeing her greet everyone one by one, Li Fan asked, "Aren't you in the capital yesterday, why did you say the flight was delayed?"

"My brother is going to fly, and he's not in the capital!"

Li Fan continued to wonder: "Aren't you an only child, why did my brother say that?"

"I'm an intern sister! Xiao Congcong, my sister."

"Sister!" Zhang Cong said obediently.

Zhang Cong, 4 years old, he is very lively, and he soon joined the camp of his friends.

After getting acquainted with everyone, Guan Tong asked, "When shall we set off?"

"Let's go now!" The director shouted to the children again, "Children, come here, let's go to the resort right away and play!"

After cheering, the director said: "However, before departure, you need to hand in all the toys and snacks you brought. Okay, open your bags and hand them in right away!"

The close-up of the camera zooms in on the five children, but the young faces are instantly full of frustration and resistance.

Li Fan bowed his head and said, "Jelly, go get your little box, Uncle Wu asked us to hand it in."

Jelly bowed her head and said nothing, she snapped her fingers, depressed to death.

Li Fan thought that this was going to be difficult. The small suitcase was full of snacks. Two days ago, my sister arranged her own recipes for the two days. Now it's all gone, so it's okay.

Li Fan squatted on the ground and said, "Jello, go, be obedient."

Jelly continued to lower her head, her lips were raised to a considerable height, she suddenly twisted her body, and walked heavily towards the suitcase not far away.

Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, afraid that his sister would refuse to cooperate and resist to the death!
All of a sudden, Li Fan heard a "wow" beside him, and turned around quickly, only to see Yang Heng crying loudly: "I won't give it! I won't give it!!"

Yang Baobao hurriedly comforted his younger brother: "It's not for us, it's ours, so I won't play for these two days."

"I do not!!"

……

The 4-year-old Yang Han was also crying at this time. She hugged her doll and would not let go of it.

Yang Han burst into tears: "It spends more time with me than you and Mom and Dad, you don't have it to love me, don't take it away!!"

Yang Na was stunned, it felt so heart-wrenching.

But Qian Feng's 5-year-old younger brother was very calm, and put his hands in his pockets very coolly, looking at his younger brothers and sisters coldly, he seemed to sigh slightly, as if to say: childish!

Seeing this, Li Fan couldn't help laughing "puchi", he had already done the post-production for Qian Guan in his heart: all the sunglasses and gold chains were hung on the small Qian Guan!
Zhang Cong, led by Guan Tong, is also five years old. He is not aloof. He is observing the current situation with wide eyes, and he is holding the water gun tightly in his hand. He has not yet made up his mind whether to hand it over or not.

Jelly pulled the small suitcase and returned to her brother. She squatted on the ground silently. After unzipping the zipper, she looked at the pile of snacks inside with nostalgia.

"Jelly, take out the snacks, and my brother will buy them for you later."

"Dried bean curd, this is for tomorrow morning! Hawthorn, this is for eating after dinner, and Kobek, this is for eating at night..." Jelly mumbled while tossing out of the box, "We originally agreed on this Yes, mother agrees, why can't it work?"

Seeing Jelly muttering pitifully, Li Fan scratched his head, "Well, uh, it doesn't matter what brother says here, we all have to listen to Uncle Wu."

Jelly finally put the snacks in the suitcase into a bag on the floor reluctantly. Li Fan was about to help close the small suitcase, but Jelly suddenly grabbed his brother's hand and said, "Brother, please."

Li Fan blamed it, "It doesn't matter what my brother said here, we all have to listen to Uncle Wu, Uncle Wu is better than your kindergarten teachers."

Jelly looked at Director Wu with tears in her eyes, "Uncle Wu, please, can you let me eat some before taking it away, just eat some!"

Everyone thought that Jelly didn't want to hand in the snacks. Seeing that her request was so "reasonable", everyone couldn't help but smile.

Director Wu smiled and said, "You can eat some, but you can't take it in the car."

"Thank you Uncle Wu!"

When the sound fell, Copic's packaging bag had been torn open, and the potato chips inside collapsed all over the floor because the packaging bag was torn too far.

Leave it alone!

Let's eat first.

Kachi Kachi Kachi...

At this moment, Li Fan was dumbfounded!
hiss!
The packaging bag of peanut beans was torn open, tearing open happily!

Kachi Kachi Kachi...

At this moment, Li Fan was stupid again!
Not far away, Yang Han hugged the rag doll and cried loudly. Yang Heng sat on the suitcase and vowed not to fight to the end. Zhang Cong observed the situation, Qian Guan still put his hands in his pockets, and looked coolly at his "ugly" little friend them.

Only the jelly, silently, silently, crackling, crackling...

The corners of the eyes were slightly red, and two lines of hot tears flowed instantly, but they remained silent, not even bothering to sob, and kept stuffing them into their small mouths.

Li Fan quickly unscrewed a bottle of mineral water and said, "Don't choke, you little one, it's almost done!"

hiss!
The noodles were torn apart, and after Jelly swallowed the food in her mouth, she suddenly said vaguely: "Why am I so miserable, what evil did I do in my previous life!"

Everyone laughed wildly, Li Fan covered his face, so, Li Ma's catchphrase came in handy.

When Li Fan felt that the amount was almost over, he snatched the snack from Jelly's hand, "Okay, don't eat, do you want to eat tonight?"

"elder brother!"

Director Wu hurriedly said: "Okay, eat some of the jelly, but the 'some' has already been eaten, hand it in!"

Just as the staff was about to come over to collect the snacks, Jelly suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

Just when everyone thought there was something wrong with jelly, but Wen jelly said, "I'll clean it up!"

The stationery box was opened, and there was a row of small book clips inside. Jelly clipped the small book clips one by one on the torn snack pockets, sealing the snack openings one after another.

Then she looked at the potato chips that were accidentally scattered on the floor, and she looked up and asked, "Uncle Wu, where are the broom and dustpan?"

Everyone at the scene was dumbfounded at this moment, and everyone was astonished.

Is this a child who is less than 4 years old by two months? Few 12-year-olds are so capable of self-care?This is so strange!

Oh my god, are you so good?This kind of goodness is a special kind of "goodness", which is completely unexpected "goodness"!
You have basically never seen such a child!
Everyone, look at me and I look at you, thinking that this child is well educated, and it is also quite amazing, as expected of sister Li Fan!

Li Fan was very proud, it was completely written on his face, and he couldn't restrain himself even if he wanted to.

Li Ma's education must have many problems, but in terms of cultivating the quality of children, it is very successful.

Of course, the primary factor of success is the child itself. Regarding the education of jelly, Li's mother mostly copied the education model of her son when she was a child, but it is obvious that Li Fan's preschool education failed...

Li Fan's childhood... I won't mention it.

The jelly snacks were handed in, and the other children had no choice but to give in. Only Yang Heng was still crying, Baby Yang was on his hips, and he was about to go into a runaway mode. This was the camera staring at her, otherwise she would have turned on the "beat up mode".

"Look at Little Jelly, and then look at you! At the same age, you can learn from other girls!"

"I do not!!"

Falling into an extremely embarrassing situation, Yang Baobao, who was helpless and unable to do anything, was so anxious that he shed tears.

It was really hit by Li Fan, and there was indeed a scene of siblings crying together.

Li Fan pulled Jelly and said, "Jelly, can you give Heng Heng our family's four-wheel drive car?"

Jelly didn't hesitate: "Okay, don't let him cry."

That four-wheel drive was a limited edition of Li Fanhai's online shopping. He bought one when his sister was able to walk all over the place. The reason why he bought a boy toy for his sister was not because she liked it, but purely to fulfill his childhood dream. He also took the opportunity to play along, of course he was the main one!

The beautiful four-wheel drive in the mobile phone photo finally calmed Yang Heng's crying, and he finally agreed to hand over the toy.

Yang Baobao gritted his teeth secretly, he had to find an opportunity to beat him up secretly!
Once the children's snacks and toys are handed in, it's time to head straight to the resort.

At this time, the director suddenly said: "Brothers and sisters, hand in all your mobile phones, tablets and computers!"

Li Fan was scrolling through Weibo with his mobile phone, he suddenly raised his head: "Ah?!"

Jelly jumped up happily, slapped her hands and said, "That's great, let you keep playing with your phone and ignore me!"

Li Fan: "..."

Director: "Given that digital products are flooding our daily life, children lack the necessary companionship, brothers and sisters please submit!"

Li Fan: "But there are a lot of people looking for me, I can't do without my phone."

"Please hand it in!"

Li Fan asked: "Leave it to my assistant, right? Xiao Fei, I'll give you the phone."

The director said: "Ms. Li, please leave it to us, the staff will always pay attention to you."

Jelly grabbed her brother's wrist and said, "It doesn't matter what my brother says here, all of us have to listen to Uncle Wu."

"Okay okay, I respect the rules of the show."

Li Fan took out his mobile phone and computer and handed them to the staff. As soon as he turned around, he saw Jelly flipping through the inner layer of his backpack on the floor.

then……

Holding Li Fan's other spare phone, Jelly rushed all the way to the director: "Uncle Wu, there's more!"

"Beautiful!" Director Wu slapped his thigh, beaming with joy.

Qian Feng laughed and said, "Is this called 'Brother Hang'?"

Yang Na said: "Steel and selfless, the six relatives don't recognize it!"

Li Fan was dumbfounded again, and subconsciously explained: "I forgot there is another one."

Everyone thought: Forget about it!Can you forget?Do you have the ability to "forget"?fraud!big liar! !

……

The car was driving on the highway and went straight to the resort on the outskirts of the city. The laughter of adults and children came out of the car window, floating in this noisy, busy and extremely crowded bustling metropolis.

Their two-day ridiculous life kicked off.

(End of this chapter)