The strongest brain in entertainment
Chapter 383
Chapter 383
airport.
Passenger exit, crowded.
While waiting anxiously, Gu Yating looked at the front camera of her mobile phone. She kept arranging her bangs. At this moment, a brisk and joyful voice suddenly came to her ears.
"Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!!"
Little Jelly shuttled among the passengers, and ran towards her briskly, holding a children's suitcase the size of a grain of rice in her hand, not to mention how happy she was.
"Sister-in-law, I'm here, stop playing with your phone!"
Li Ma dragged two big boxes behind her and chased after her, and shouted, "Stop, you are stepping on the hot wheels? Don't run away!"
Gu Yating suddenly raised her head, and found a touch of light pink floating briskly towards her, she quickly lowered her body, opened her arms and said, "Jelly, come to my arms!"
Jelly ran to Gu Yating in three steps at a time. After losing the small suitcase, she wrapped her arms around her neck and said in surprise, "Sister-in-law, why are you so beautiful again?!"
Gu Yating smiled happily: "Small mouth is so sweet! Auntie, you actually brought two big pieces of luggage?"
Li Ma said with a smile: "I'll bring you some special products of the Li family. Don't blame Jelly for saying that Xiaoting is really beautiful again!"
Little Jelly and Li Ma are really not lying, 19 years old is the best golden age for girls, bid farewell to youthfulness and become mature, and start to dress up tastefully again, the appearance and temperament of girls will have a certain degree at this stage leap.
What's more, it's the season when the cold winter is over and spring is blooming. Gu Yating, who is wearing a long lace dress, is as beautiful as a fairy.
Gu Yating asked, "Auntie, where's my uncle?"
"In the store, I was going to drag him here, but guess what he said?"
"say what?"
"It is said that a country cannot be without a king for a day, and a family cannot be without an owner for a day!"
When Gu Yating was laughing, Jelly looked around and asked suspiciously, "Sister-in-law, where is my brother?"
"Your brother is busy with his career, so we can see him in the evening."
Jelly pursed her mouth, her face full of disappointment.
At this time, Mama Li's phone rang, and it was Papa Li who called, and she said, "Well, we've arrived in the capital, and your daughter is doing well, she's not airsick, and she's alive and kicking now... Hey, old Li, care about me Okay? My sister looks for my brother, my father looks for my daughter, no one cares about me!!!
Well, let’s not talk about it, the people of the capital welcome me, and I’m going to throw myself into the embrace of the capital! "
After talking a few words, Mama Li put down the phone and said, "I don't know if you are dead when the jelly comes down?"
Gu Yating shook the jelly and said, "It's okay, it's not heavy, the jelly is light."
"Yes, I'm taking it lightly." Jelly put her arms around Gu Yating's neck and giggled.
"Come down quickly." Mama Li ordered.
Throwing the luggage into the car, the family boarded the car. Gu Yating said that she would go directly to Yao's restaurant for dinner, but Li Ma shook her head and disagreed, saying that she had brought home-made dumplings, and she had to cook them while they were fresh.
But Gu Yating still drove the car to Yao's Restaurant, but she didn't plan to eat in the restaurant, but just packed a few plates of special dishes.
Li's mother was sitting in the car holding a packing bag. She looked out the window curiously. She was amazed by the prosperity of the capital. The weather conditions that were very different from those in Chuncheng also made her sigh. She said: "Xiaoting, the weather in the capital is amazing." It’s much warmer than our Spring City, the heating in our house hasn’t stopped yet, and the grass isn’t even green yet, but the capital city has already bloomed.”
"Auntie, how is the capital? From now on, our family will settle down in the capital. The capital is so prosperous."
"Prosperity is prosperity, but this is also a traffic jam."
"Today is pretty fast."
"Quick? Our four wheels have never run faster than someone else's two legs!"
"Peak season, jelly, look, Tiananmen!"
Jelly looked out the window with wide eyes in surprise, "Wow, this is Tiananmen Square?!"
Li's mother also said excitedly: "If you don't visit Tiananmen, the Forbidden City, and the Summer Palace on a trip to the capital, it's like you haven't been to the capital. You won't be able to brag with Comrade Li when you go back."
Gu Yating said: "Auntie, I will accompany you all over the place tomorrow!"
Jelly raised her little hand and said, "And me!"
Mama Li shook her head, "You? I can't take you. There are so many tourists here. What if I lose you? You have to stay at home and finish the homework assigned by the teacher."
Jelly said anxiously: "But, if you come to the capital, if you haven't visited Tiananmen Square or the Forbidden City, then it's useless for me to come here. I won't be able to brag to the kids when I go back—"
Li Ma stared: "Huh?!"
Jelly swallowed the last word abruptly, and there were five words floating on her fair face: Mom, I was wrong.
Gu Yating laughed so hard that her flowers trembled, she thought to herself: The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, isn't it, dear mother-in-law? !
Li Ma sighed and said, "Since we have jelly, my family can be rated as a 'ten-star civilized household'.
Your uncle and I don't dare to say bad words, for fear that she will learn them and later see them as nonsense. The family can control it, but the child cannot live in a greenhouse forever. How long can the child stay at home every day? time?Then we had 'Corrosion Education'! "
Gu Yating was puzzled: "What is 'corrosion education'?"
"It's like this. Your uncle started teaching Jelly a while ago, telling her what swear words are, teach her in advance, and tell her not to say these swear words, so as to help her distinguish right from wrong."
Gu Yating thought for a while and said, "It's also a way."
Li Ma said: "But guess what happened?"
"what happened?"
Mama Li: "One day she took my father's hand and asked, 'Dad, dad, children are not good and polite when they say swear words, I know that, I want to be a good baby! What should I do?" Guess what your uncle said?"
"How to say?"
"Your uncle pondered for a moment, then slapped the table and said, 'Then let me scold him!'
As a result, she ran out of the supermarket and cursed at the son of the owner of the hot pot restaurant next door. "
Gu Yating laughed and patted the steering wheel, "I'm so funny! Jelly, no cursing in the future, let's be civilized, because many people are staring at us."
"Okay sister-in-law, I won't be offended if people don't offend me!"
"Look, I learned another idiom." Li Ma wiped her daughter's mouth and said, "At that time, his father was so angry that he was speechless, so he brought him back to re-educate, saying that we still have a slogan here, 'You can do it yourself. Try not to be noisy', you are not allowed to swear in the future, but you can use force to solve it!
In the end, she wanted to run out to settle with others by force! "
"I laughed to death, so funny?"
"Well, I said you can't fight. The child is so big, you will suffer, so you need to find a teacher. In the end, she was quite confident, saying that she could settle it, because her father taught her Li Shimengmeng boxing."
Gu Yating was so happy that the flowers trembled, "Jelly, she will definitely be a ruthless character in the future, just wait and see."
Li's mother said: "I didn't expect that either. Xiaofan was an old bear when he was a child, and the children bullied him, but it was his sister's turn. The situation is completely different. Now she is the monitor of the class."
Gu Yating smiled and said, "Oh, yes!"
Li's mother said: "It's not that I praised Jelly. Jelly is really good in everything. She understands civilization and politeness. She respects the teacher and takes good care of the class. That's the result. In the math test a few days ago, she gave me 13 points. And English-"
Jelly shook her mother's arm and interrupted: "Mom, don't say anything later."
Li Ma said: "You still know how to be ashamed? Do your homework at home tomorrow, and I will go on a trip with your brother and sister-in-law."
"Don't, you hurt me so much."
Gu Yating laughed, she parked the car downstairs and said, "Auntie, you're home."
……
At this time, Li Fan, Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, and Zhang Xiaofei were all at Gu Yating's house.
The two girls were watching TV, and Li Fan and Niu Benben were fighting on the sofa like two children. They were fighting for a mobile phone, which belonged to Niu Benben and contained some ambiguous information.
The message was sent from an unfamiliar number, and Li Fan accidentally saw a preview of the message. Li Fan guessed that there should be adultery, so he wanted to seize the phone.
But I didn't expect that Niu Benben would not give up. This is not Niu Benben's style. If he falls in love, he would like to let the world know, but today he is particularly weird.
Li Fan felt that there was a huge amount of content in this text message, so he started fighting with him.
The bloody case caused by a mobile phone is still going on, and Li Fan tried desperately to seize it but failed.
Just then, the door of the house opened.
Li Ma exclaimed: "What are you doing? Grafting?"
"elder brother!"
"Jelly!" Li Fan finally let go of Niu Benben, hugged Jelly in his arms, and said with emotion: "It's heavy again, it seems that you have to control your diet!"
"But it's time for her to grow up?" Jelly glanced at the refrigerator in the kitchen.
Li Fan asked, "Mommy, why didn't my dad come here?"
"Your daddy is an idiot! Xiao Fan, set the table, let's eat."
"Mom, let me see what dishes you bought, whether it's worth it for me to set the table myself."
"There are your favorite pickled cabbage stuffed dumplings."
Li Fan went to busy setting the table, and Niu Benben pulled the jelly to tease her. He liked it very much, and said, "I wish I had a younger sister."
"Brother Niu Niu, girls are not easy to raise."
"Ah? Why is it not easy to raise?"
"Brother Niu Niu, my mother always said that!"
Niu Benben said: "Jelly, can you stop calling me Brother Niu Niu? Please don't use double words, call me Brother Niu, don't call me Brother Niu Niu."
Jelly doesn't understand, "Why?"
"Why, this..."
"Hey Green Grass! Benben, go to my supermarket to pick up some snacks and give you the car keys."
"I'll go too!" Jelly looked at Niu Benben, then looked back at Li Ma.
Mama Li said: "Sure! Go early and come back early, I'll give you 15 minutes, the dumplings will be cooked immediately, and we'll serve dinner when the dishes are hot."
Jelly followed Niu downstairs, and Li Ma was free.
She didn't have a chance to reach out to cook dumplings and hot dishes, Zhang Xiaofei took care of everything by herself, so she visited the living room and praised it.
Gu Yating accompanied her and said, "Auntie, the villa Li Fan bought is a hundred times better than going out here. Let's go and see the new house tomorrow."
Li's mother wanted to blame her son for spending too much money, but when she thought of her son saying that it was the wedding room for future marriages, she swallowed her words. After all, the wedding room, the future daughter-in-law will also live there.
With a glance, she happened to see a razor on the bathroom dressing table, and then smiled knowingly.
Seeing the dog bowl on the ground, Mama Li asked, "The family has a dog."
"Well, I have a dog Erha. I guess I'm taking a nap in which room. This dog is both playful and sleepy. I'm so worried!"
Li Ma pointed to the fish tank and said, "Hey, you also raised fish?"
"Ah."
"Your fish tank is leaking, look over there against the wall!"
"Really?" Gu Yating lowered her body and frowned, exclaiming, "Really!"
Mama Li rushed to the kitchen and shouted loudly: "Xiaofan, the fish tank is leaking, come and help me, let's lift the fish tank aside and see what's going on, Xiaofan! Xiaofan!!"
Gu Yating said: "Auntie, I can do it, I will."
"You are so thin and tender!"
"Okay, Mom, here I come!"
Li Fan walked out of the kitchen and trotted towards the fish tank, but he suddenly heard the door of the bedroom, and then, a furry thing flew past him!
Li Fan was stunned for a moment.
When Xiao Fan and Xiao Fanfan rushed over at the same time, Gu Yating covered her face, what should have happened, it still happened!
Mama Li stroked Erha's back and said, "This dog looks so handsome, what's its name?"
Li Fan: "..."
Gu Yating: "..."
Mother Li asked again: "What's your name?"
Li Fan: "Mom, the fish tank is leaking!"
"Ah yes, move the fish tank quickly!"
(End of this chapter)
airport.
Passenger exit, crowded.
While waiting anxiously, Gu Yating looked at the front camera of her mobile phone. She kept arranging her bangs. At this moment, a brisk and joyful voice suddenly came to her ears.
"Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!!"
Little Jelly shuttled among the passengers, and ran towards her briskly, holding a children's suitcase the size of a grain of rice in her hand, not to mention how happy she was.
"Sister-in-law, I'm here, stop playing with your phone!"
Li Ma dragged two big boxes behind her and chased after her, and shouted, "Stop, you are stepping on the hot wheels? Don't run away!"
Gu Yating suddenly raised her head, and found a touch of light pink floating briskly towards her, she quickly lowered her body, opened her arms and said, "Jelly, come to my arms!"
Jelly ran to Gu Yating in three steps at a time. After losing the small suitcase, she wrapped her arms around her neck and said in surprise, "Sister-in-law, why are you so beautiful again?!"
Gu Yating smiled happily: "Small mouth is so sweet! Auntie, you actually brought two big pieces of luggage?"
Li Ma said with a smile: "I'll bring you some special products of the Li family. Don't blame Jelly for saying that Xiaoting is really beautiful again!"
Little Jelly and Li Ma are really not lying, 19 years old is the best golden age for girls, bid farewell to youthfulness and become mature, and start to dress up tastefully again, the appearance and temperament of girls will have a certain degree at this stage leap.
What's more, it's the season when the cold winter is over and spring is blooming. Gu Yating, who is wearing a long lace dress, is as beautiful as a fairy.
Gu Yating asked, "Auntie, where's my uncle?"
"In the store, I was going to drag him here, but guess what he said?"
"say what?"
"It is said that a country cannot be without a king for a day, and a family cannot be without an owner for a day!"
When Gu Yating was laughing, Jelly looked around and asked suspiciously, "Sister-in-law, where is my brother?"
"Your brother is busy with his career, so we can see him in the evening."
Jelly pursed her mouth, her face full of disappointment.
At this time, Mama Li's phone rang, and it was Papa Li who called, and she said, "Well, we've arrived in the capital, and your daughter is doing well, she's not airsick, and she's alive and kicking now... Hey, old Li, care about me Okay? My sister looks for my brother, my father looks for my daughter, no one cares about me!!!
Well, let’s not talk about it, the people of the capital welcome me, and I’m going to throw myself into the embrace of the capital! "
After talking a few words, Mama Li put down the phone and said, "I don't know if you are dead when the jelly comes down?"
Gu Yating shook the jelly and said, "It's okay, it's not heavy, the jelly is light."
"Yes, I'm taking it lightly." Jelly put her arms around Gu Yating's neck and giggled.
"Come down quickly." Mama Li ordered.
Throwing the luggage into the car, the family boarded the car. Gu Yating said that she would go directly to Yao's restaurant for dinner, but Li Ma shook her head and disagreed, saying that she had brought home-made dumplings, and she had to cook them while they were fresh.
But Gu Yating still drove the car to Yao's Restaurant, but she didn't plan to eat in the restaurant, but just packed a few plates of special dishes.
Li's mother was sitting in the car holding a packing bag. She looked out the window curiously. She was amazed by the prosperity of the capital. The weather conditions that were very different from those in Chuncheng also made her sigh. She said: "Xiaoting, the weather in the capital is amazing." It’s much warmer than our Spring City, the heating in our house hasn’t stopped yet, and the grass isn’t even green yet, but the capital city has already bloomed.”
"Auntie, how is the capital? From now on, our family will settle down in the capital. The capital is so prosperous."
"Prosperity is prosperity, but this is also a traffic jam."
"Today is pretty fast."
"Quick? Our four wheels have never run faster than someone else's two legs!"
"Peak season, jelly, look, Tiananmen!"
Jelly looked out the window with wide eyes in surprise, "Wow, this is Tiananmen Square?!"
Li's mother also said excitedly: "If you don't visit Tiananmen, the Forbidden City, and the Summer Palace on a trip to the capital, it's like you haven't been to the capital. You won't be able to brag with Comrade Li when you go back."
Gu Yating said: "Auntie, I will accompany you all over the place tomorrow!"
Jelly raised her little hand and said, "And me!"
Mama Li shook her head, "You? I can't take you. There are so many tourists here. What if I lose you? You have to stay at home and finish the homework assigned by the teacher."
Jelly said anxiously: "But, if you come to the capital, if you haven't visited Tiananmen Square or the Forbidden City, then it's useless for me to come here. I won't be able to brag to the kids when I go back—"
Li Ma stared: "Huh?!"
Jelly swallowed the last word abruptly, and there were five words floating on her fair face: Mom, I was wrong.
Gu Yating laughed so hard that her flowers trembled, she thought to herself: The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, isn't it, dear mother-in-law? !
Li Ma sighed and said, "Since we have jelly, my family can be rated as a 'ten-star civilized household'.
Your uncle and I don't dare to say bad words, for fear that she will learn them and later see them as nonsense. The family can control it, but the child cannot live in a greenhouse forever. How long can the child stay at home every day? time?Then we had 'Corrosion Education'! "
Gu Yating was puzzled: "What is 'corrosion education'?"
"It's like this. Your uncle started teaching Jelly a while ago, telling her what swear words are, teach her in advance, and tell her not to say these swear words, so as to help her distinguish right from wrong."
Gu Yating thought for a while and said, "It's also a way."
Li Ma said: "But guess what happened?"
"what happened?"
Mama Li: "One day she took my father's hand and asked, 'Dad, dad, children are not good and polite when they say swear words, I know that, I want to be a good baby! What should I do?" Guess what your uncle said?"
"How to say?"
"Your uncle pondered for a moment, then slapped the table and said, 'Then let me scold him!'
As a result, she ran out of the supermarket and cursed at the son of the owner of the hot pot restaurant next door. "
Gu Yating laughed and patted the steering wheel, "I'm so funny! Jelly, no cursing in the future, let's be civilized, because many people are staring at us."
"Okay sister-in-law, I won't be offended if people don't offend me!"
"Look, I learned another idiom." Li Ma wiped her daughter's mouth and said, "At that time, his father was so angry that he was speechless, so he brought him back to re-educate, saying that we still have a slogan here, 'You can do it yourself. Try not to be noisy', you are not allowed to swear in the future, but you can use force to solve it!
In the end, she wanted to run out to settle with others by force! "
"I laughed to death, so funny?"
"Well, I said you can't fight. The child is so big, you will suffer, so you need to find a teacher. In the end, she was quite confident, saying that she could settle it, because her father taught her Li Shimengmeng boxing."
Gu Yating was so happy that the flowers trembled, "Jelly, she will definitely be a ruthless character in the future, just wait and see."
Li's mother said: "I didn't expect that either. Xiaofan was an old bear when he was a child, and the children bullied him, but it was his sister's turn. The situation is completely different. Now she is the monitor of the class."
Gu Yating smiled and said, "Oh, yes!"
Li's mother said: "It's not that I praised Jelly. Jelly is really good in everything. She understands civilization and politeness. She respects the teacher and takes good care of the class. That's the result. In the math test a few days ago, she gave me 13 points. And English-"
Jelly shook her mother's arm and interrupted: "Mom, don't say anything later."
Li Ma said: "You still know how to be ashamed? Do your homework at home tomorrow, and I will go on a trip with your brother and sister-in-law."
"Don't, you hurt me so much."
Gu Yating laughed, she parked the car downstairs and said, "Auntie, you're home."
……
At this time, Li Fan, Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, and Zhang Xiaofei were all at Gu Yating's house.
The two girls were watching TV, and Li Fan and Niu Benben were fighting on the sofa like two children. They were fighting for a mobile phone, which belonged to Niu Benben and contained some ambiguous information.
The message was sent from an unfamiliar number, and Li Fan accidentally saw a preview of the message. Li Fan guessed that there should be adultery, so he wanted to seize the phone.
But I didn't expect that Niu Benben would not give up. This is not Niu Benben's style. If he falls in love, he would like to let the world know, but today he is particularly weird.
Li Fan felt that there was a huge amount of content in this text message, so he started fighting with him.
The bloody case caused by a mobile phone is still going on, and Li Fan tried desperately to seize it but failed.
Just then, the door of the house opened.
Li Ma exclaimed: "What are you doing? Grafting?"
"elder brother!"
"Jelly!" Li Fan finally let go of Niu Benben, hugged Jelly in his arms, and said with emotion: "It's heavy again, it seems that you have to control your diet!"
"But it's time for her to grow up?" Jelly glanced at the refrigerator in the kitchen.
Li Fan asked, "Mommy, why didn't my dad come here?"
"Your daddy is an idiot! Xiao Fan, set the table, let's eat."
"Mom, let me see what dishes you bought, whether it's worth it for me to set the table myself."
"There are your favorite pickled cabbage stuffed dumplings."
Li Fan went to busy setting the table, and Niu Benben pulled the jelly to tease her. He liked it very much, and said, "I wish I had a younger sister."
"Brother Niu Niu, girls are not easy to raise."
"Ah? Why is it not easy to raise?"
"Brother Niu Niu, my mother always said that!"
Niu Benben said: "Jelly, can you stop calling me Brother Niu Niu? Please don't use double words, call me Brother Niu, don't call me Brother Niu Niu."
Jelly doesn't understand, "Why?"
"Why, this..."
"Hey Green Grass! Benben, go to my supermarket to pick up some snacks and give you the car keys."
"I'll go too!" Jelly looked at Niu Benben, then looked back at Li Ma.
Mama Li said: "Sure! Go early and come back early, I'll give you 15 minutes, the dumplings will be cooked immediately, and we'll serve dinner when the dishes are hot."
Jelly followed Niu downstairs, and Li Ma was free.
She didn't have a chance to reach out to cook dumplings and hot dishes, Zhang Xiaofei took care of everything by herself, so she visited the living room and praised it.
Gu Yating accompanied her and said, "Auntie, the villa Li Fan bought is a hundred times better than going out here. Let's go and see the new house tomorrow."
Li's mother wanted to blame her son for spending too much money, but when she thought of her son saying that it was the wedding room for future marriages, she swallowed her words. After all, the wedding room, the future daughter-in-law will also live there.
With a glance, she happened to see a razor on the bathroom dressing table, and then smiled knowingly.
Seeing the dog bowl on the ground, Mama Li asked, "The family has a dog."
"Well, I have a dog Erha. I guess I'm taking a nap in which room. This dog is both playful and sleepy. I'm so worried!"
Li Ma pointed to the fish tank and said, "Hey, you also raised fish?"
"Ah."
"Your fish tank is leaking, look over there against the wall!"
"Really?" Gu Yating lowered her body and frowned, exclaiming, "Really!"
Mama Li rushed to the kitchen and shouted loudly: "Xiaofan, the fish tank is leaking, come and help me, let's lift the fish tank aside and see what's going on, Xiaofan! Xiaofan!!"
Gu Yating said: "Auntie, I can do it, I will."
"You are so thin and tender!"
"Okay, Mom, here I come!"
Li Fan walked out of the kitchen and trotted towards the fish tank, but he suddenly heard the door of the bedroom, and then, a furry thing flew past him!
Li Fan was stunned for a moment.
When Xiao Fan and Xiao Fanfan rushed over at the same time, Gu Yating covered her face, what should have happened, it still happened!
Mama Li stroked Erha's back and said, "This dog looks so handsome, what's its name?"
Li Fan: "..."
Gu Yating: "..."
Mother Li asked again: "What's your name?"
Li Fan: "Mom, the fish tank is leaking!"
"Ah yes, move the fish tank quickly!"
(End of this chapter)
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