The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 365 Competing with the Heavenly King
"One Comprehensive and Five Satellites" is the most famous star channel in China.

"Yizong" refers to the Beijing Comprehensive Channel (JCTV1), and Wuwei refers to the five major TV stations, namely Xiangnan TV, Zhehe TV, Gongsu TV, Shanghai TV and Jingcheng TV. Their influence decreases in order.

Because Beijing Comprehensive Satellite TV is the "window satellite TV" of Huaguo, they are busy with the National Spring Festival Gala for a while, so they have no time for others, and they never hold New Year's Eve. The other five satellite TVs have all held it without accident, and All got licenses.

Li Fan was in good condition tonight. He was lying on the sofa and pressing the remote control, randomly pressing between the stations.

The New Year's Eve Gala of Giesen TV hosted by him is indeed far from the scale of the other five David TVs. Looking at the star lineup of their party, Shonan Satellite TV not only invited European and American pop queens, but also one of the four kings of Xiangjiang, which became popular Liu Tianwang, who has been undefeated for 30 years.

Liu Tianwang sang solo for half an hour, and the whole stage seemed to be burning for half an hour. It was really amazing, and it was so charming and contagious on stage!
Not to mention the small fresh meat invited by Shonan Satellite TV, there are a series of them.

Except for Shonan Satellite TV, other satellite TVs either invite popular stars, or focus on classic retrospectives, each with its own characteristics, and spend a lot of money.

Looking back at Jisen Satellite TV, except for Li Fan and Qu Ying, the others have either been "expired" for a long, long time, or are just showing signs of becoming popular.

A netizen said it well. Other satellite TVs have all-star lineups, but Giessen TV has Li Fan leading a group of "old, weak, sick and disabled".

Li Fan was watching Liu Tianwang's wonderful performance when he suddenly received a WeChat message from Gu Yating on his mobile phone.

"It's your birthday, eat more delicious food."

Li Fan replied: "I don't celebrate my birthday, and my family has no tradition of celebrating birthdays. Say hello to grandma and grandpa for me."

"I just took a photo with my grandpa and grandpa. Look, I look like my grandpa or grandma."

Li Fan glanced at the photo he sent. Before he could reply, someone knocked on the door suddenly. He got up and opened the door to take a look, but saw fifteen or six people standing at the door, each with a Holding the gift box and looking at him with a smile, these are basically my friends: Xiaoxiao, Niu Benben, Zhang Mengmeng, Zhang Lei, Ma Qiang...

Just when Li Fan was stunned, everyone said in unison: "Happy birthday, baby Millennium!"

Li Fan opened his eyes wide: "Is it time yet?"

"It's time, I'm clocking it." Niu Benben pointed to the watch.

At this time, Dan heard a voice coming from the TV in the living room: "Viewers friends, the last ten seconds, we count down, 10, 9—"

Everyone looked at Niu Benben in unison, and said one after another:
"The watch needs to be smashed!"

"You can't control your time well!"

……

"Then do it again!" Niu Benben scratched his head and said.

Suddenly there was joy on the TV, and it was exactly 0:[-].At the same time, everyone once again said in unison: "Happy birthday to Shuai Li!"

"Thank you, thank you everyone, come in quickly," Li Fan glanced at the small living room, and said, "This place is a bit too small, let's go directly to the restaurant."

Xiaoxiao said: "The restaurant is ready, the only thing missing is the protagonist."

Li Fan was quite pleasantly surprised: "Which one of you told me, I love you to death."

"Gu Yating, you are also unlucky. You and her grandma's birthday are only 2 days away. She can only give up on you. Although she went to the United States to celebrate her grandma's birthday, she still misses you, so she asked us to replace her." Make it up."

Li Fan looked at the two unfamiliar faces in the crowd again. They were a man and a woman. The man was about the same age as him, and the woman looked 24 or [-] years old.

Niu Benben said: "These two are the lucky fans we selected from your fans."

The young man said happily, "Handsome Li, it's so nice to see you."

The woman handed over a bouquet of flowers, and gave Li Fan a bear hug: "I like you so much. My name is Du Juan, and my online name is 'Little Rabbit Eating Carrots'!"

Li Fan nodded, "Hello."

The young man bared his teeth and smiled: "My name is Hu Lai, and my online name is 'diao Da You Li'!"

Li Fan glanced at him and thought, "It's you?" !You're the one who scolds me the most, and hates me the most.How can you fan me?It is estimated that I was lucky enough to get the opportunity, and then come to open my "eyes"!
Hu Lai: "I'm really happy to be a lucky viewer. I'm going to faint with joy when I see my idol."

"Hehe, let's go, let's go eat."

After leaving the gifts from everyone in the room, everyone went downstairs to Shanghai International Hotel.

Along the way, Li Fan communicated a lot with the two lucky fans, after all, everyone else is old friends.

Moreover, I had a lot of communication with my friend "Diao Dayou", not only caring about where he works, but also asking about his home address, saying that it is possible to randomly give small holiday gifts to fans in the future, etc.

Hu Lai was confused all the way, and he didn't feel the biting cold wind in Shanghai City tonight.

Li Fan thought in his heart: It's fine to blackmail me before, I just pretend I didn't see it, and if I see you insulting me unreasonably again in the future, I will also take it out on the villain.

Everyone came to the private room of the hotel and sat down, chatting happily. Some wished him that his new book would continue to flourish, and some wished his fame to reach new heights. Amidst everyone’s 360° blessings without dead ends, Li Fan could only keep laughing .

After the special dishes were served one after another, a waiter pushed up a huge multi-layered cake.

Li Fan twitched his mouth: "It's been a long time since I ate cake, so don't light the candles, let's just start the whole thing."

"What's the rush, the necessary procedures still have to go. By the way, the waiter, push up the gift from Gu Yating."

Soon, the waiter pushed up a one-meter-high box. Li Fan saw this, picked up the wallpaper knife, "clicked" and scratched the top.

Seeing this, everyone rushed to grab the wallpaper knife, and Niu Benben grabbed it and said, "Let me do it, little birthday boy, please be safe and don't be impatient!"

Niu Benben carefully scratched the tape, but Li Fan was so anxious that he kept urging: "You are embroidering, cut it off with 'Kaka'... okay, I'll do it!"

"I'm afraid I'll scratch the gift inside, it's a birthday present!"

The top of the box was opened, and everyone gathered around to look inside. Inside was a scarf.

"Such a big box for a scarf? The capacity of this big box is just right for a pig!"

Li Fan opened the plastic bag containing the scarf, and there was a note inside, which said: I originally planned to knit a sweater for you, but this girl has limited talent and is really not good at craftsmanship. In the end, I only woven a "sleeve sweater." ".please watch the following part.

Putting the scarf aside, Li Fan found that the box was separated by cardboard, so he pulled out the cardboard, and the second gift below appeared in front of everyone.

This gift was still wrapped in a plastic bag, with a simple headband inside.

On the piece of paper under the headband read:

"You keep asking me, when did I fall in love with you, well, this girl has a conscience, and I will tell you tonight.

Remember this rope? (yes, you must remember)
In the second year of high school, on April 4th, the International Plant Festival, each school sent student representatives to Beihu Park to plant trees.

You straightened my braids that day, and insisted on straightening my crooked braids that I found countless angles before I was satisfied. Do you think you are cheap?

Maybe, I fell in love with the cheap you that day.

Read on. "

Everyone watched helplessly as "Bitch Li" continued to open the next cardboard, and they all cheered:

"What did I say? Li Fan's meanness is recognized."

"Now it has been confirmed by the family members."

……

Take away the cardboard again, and a gift box is printed in everyone's eyes.

Li Fan opened the gift box curiously, and there was still a piece of paper lying inside:

"You usually love to write, and your calligraphy is also very good. Let me give you a fountain pen. The Japanese limited edition Changdaoken, the last work of Mr. Tanaka Ichiro, a master pen maker. With 15 billion people, the nation that writes in Chinese characters can’t produce a magic pen for writing Chinese characters like Changdaoken?)

Amid everyone's laughter, Li Fan opened the pen box and saw a piece of exquisite letter paper inside, with three lines of words on it:

【Guarantee】

[Gu Yating: If you never leave me, I will depend on you for life and death! 】

[Li Fan: ____________________________]

Everyone booed:

"Write it! They are telling you to write a letter of guarantee."

"Don't be dumbfounded, what's the matter, it's time to swear, do you have any extra thoughts?"

"Yes, hurry up, everyone is in a hurry to eat."

……

Li Fan said shyly: "How about I go back and write?"

"Hey, are you still embarrassed?"

"Write quickly, we are all witnesses tonight."

……

Li Fan smiled and said, "I'm a little shy, okay."

Pulling off the cap of the pen, unscrewing the ink bottle, Li Fan dipped in the ink, and after writing quickly, everyone collapsed with laughter.

But see:

【Guarantee】

[Gu Yating: If you never leave me, I will depend on you for life and death! 】

[Li Fan: Agree with the upstairs! 】

Niu Benben stopped laughing, coughed a few times and urged: "Go on, let's see what other gifts there are!"

Li Fan reached out and picked up the next cardboard. Just when the cardboard left the carton, a head suddenly popped out of it.

"Who did you just say is a pig?!"

Li Fan said "Oh my god", and took a few steps back, his heart pounding in fright, "Didn't you go to the United States these days, why are you back?"

Niu Benben introduced: "This is the latest black technology in the United States, a sensual intelligent robot that sells cuteness, sell it quickly."

"Meng, you sister, I'm so suffocated!" Gu Yating stepped out of the box, "Daniu, he was pleasantly surprised by your bad idea. I almost frightened me. Listening to the sound of the wallpaper knife above my head, I was really surprised. I’m so frightened!”

Li Fan pinched her cheek, "You are too kind. Come, eat!"

"Wait a minute, what about the letter of guarantee you wrote? I've worked so hard just to get out your letter of guarantee. I'll never stop talking to you to see if you'll dislike my old age!"

Someone handed her the letter, and then she was speechless...

Everyone sit down and light the candles.

Gu Yating said: "Comrade Xiao Li, make a wish."

"I don't believe this, why don't we just eat it."

"No, make a wish, be pious, if you are not pious, you will not work."

Well, then make a wish!
Li Fan closed his eyes and clasped his hands together, "Mommy, Mommy!"

"Be serious!"

Li Fan opened half of his eyes and looked at Gu Yating, "Om Mani Padme Hum!"

"Don't make trouble!"

Li Fan closed his eyes again, and made three pious wishes:

May your family be happy and healthy!
I wish I could get rid of this girl by my side as soon as possible!
May everyone who loves me always smile!

Li Fan opened his eyes, "Alright, let's blow out the candles!"

After the flame of the candle was extinguished by the various tone of seventeen or eighteen people, Li Fan picked up the knife and cut the cake, "Tsk tsk, I'm so hungry."

"Li Fan, what wish did you just make?"

"If I don't tell you, it won't work."

Gu Yating said: "You can't say the last wish, but you can say the first two!"

"I won't tell you that either." Li Fan continued cutting the cake.

Everyone urged:

"Say it, Li Fan!"

"Please cooperate, we are all curious."

……

"You guys are really annoying, well, just say one, and you can choose one of the first two."

Gu Yating said happily: "Then the first one, uh, no, it's the second one, the first one."

Li Fan asked, "Which number is it?"

Gu Yating hesitated for a moment: "The second one."

The second, hiss...

Li Fan: "How about I tell you the first one?"

Gu Yating shook her head: "No, I will listen to the second one!"

"Well, well then, may the world be peaceful!"

Everyone was dizzy...

This unexpected birthday party didn't end until 4:[-] in the morning, and then Li Fan had to say goodbye to his friends and fly directly to the next city, Tansha City.

Just after the early hours of the night, three hot topics appeared on the entire Internet: Liu Tianwang's New Year's Eve Gala solo segment broke the historical ratings record and once again conquered all Chinese with an epic performance; the second hot topic was David TV. Among the wonderful moments of the New Year's Eve party, the third hot topic was Li Fan's 19th birthday.

Li Fan has not been on Weibo. When the plane landed and turned on his phone, he realized that his phone was about to explode, and birthday wishes were sent one by one, Weibo, WeChat, SMS, etc.

He opened Weibo, only to see that many stars had @ him, and all kinds of blessings rushed to his face.

Among the celebrities I know in the literary, sports and entertainment circles, Sun Feifei, Qu Ying, Wang Mu, Wang Wang brother and sister, Sister A, Yao Qian, Lin Nana, Zheng Qiu and others have all sent birthday wishes, either through Weibo or private messages. Each is different.

Gu Yating pointed to the phone screen and asked, "Who is this actress called Yu Haohao who wishes you a happy birthday?"

Li Fan frowned: "I don't know him either!"

Yes, several third- and fourth-tier celebrities who have nothing to do with Li Fan have begun to take the opportunity to gain popularity again. They are used to rubbing the carpet, rubbing the camera, and grabbing all kinds of popularity.

This morning was an "eventful morning", and there was another big news. Giessen Satellite TV became a dark horse in the head-to-head competition of this New Year's Eve party, successfully edging out Beijing Satellite TV with a comprehensive ratings of 2.6%. It became No. 5 after the New Year’s Eve Party of Hunan Satellite TV, Zhehe Satellite TV, Gongsu Satellite TV and Dragon TV.

Shonan Satellite TV is still as in previous years, with unshakable super strength, and the comprehensive ratings reached an astonishing 5.7%.

The comprehensive audience rating of Zhejiang River Satellite TV is 3.5%, Gongsu Satellite TV is 3.1, and Dragon TV is 2.8.

This is a head-to-head confrontation at the New Year's Eve party. The various David TVs are head-to-head. The ratings are different from the usual variety shows, because tonight's audience has too many high-quality programs to choose from.

A large part of the credit for the success of Giessen Satellite TV's New Year's Eve party should be attributed to Li Fan.

Shonan Satellite TV’s New Year’s Eve Gala, the ratings peaked during Liu Tianwang’s half-hour solo performance. During this time period, Shonan Satellite TV’s New Year’s Eve Gala’s ratings peaked at 27.9%, which was a devastating blow to any other gala.This is the unparalleled charm of the king of heaven!

Leaving aside Li Fan's host, let's just talk about his two programs, "Crystal" sung with Gu Yating, the peak closing rate reached 22.6%, and the subsequent cross talk works reached 20.1%. These two programs made Li Fan a Tonight's second biggest winner after Liu Tianwang also helped Jisen Satellite TV increase the overall ratings of the show.

Netizens joked that Li Fan led a group of "old, weak, sick and disabled" to successfully bring Giessen Satellite TV's New Year's Eve party to No. 5 in ratings.

……

On New Year's Day, the autograph session will continue.

The signing event in Tansha City was a very touching day for Li Fan. From morning to night, his gifts had already been handicapped, and piles of hills quickly piled up behind him.

The gifts sent by the fans are different, from small dolls to special food, from flowers to small handicrafts, no matter how high or low, it is everyone's heart.

However, Li Fan still adheres to a principle and does not accept gifts that are too expensive.

When the day's signing session ended, he was very moved looking at the piles of gifts behind him, and also had a headache, how could he get it home!
When some celebrities encounter this situation, they just pick out the expensive ones and take them away, while the cheap or unsightly ones are thrown away as trash.Although this is also a helpless move, it is too chilling.

Li Fan absolutely can't do this kind of thing, but what to do with so many gifts, find a courier company to help pack and post them back to Spring City?But how many packages do you have to pack?

"Please!" Gu Yating said with her hands behind her back.

"Do you have a solution?"

"Of course!"

"Then please, dear."

Gu Yating started to negotiate terms: "Then you have to tell me the wish you made."

"Okay, deal, I'll tell you when I go back to the hotel. Do you have any effective methods?"

"My supermarket chain has opened a third store in Tansha."

"I know!"

"My family is preparing to do logistics. There are trucks in Tansha City, which can be loaded directly to take you back to Spring City."

Li Fan snapped his fingers, "Pretty."

"Tell me your wish."

"World peace!"

"Go to hell! You said, so many gifts have been shipped to the house, little jelly is so happy!"

"Haha, that picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it."

(End of this chapter)