The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 355
Beijing University’s winter vacation time is the same as that of many other colleges and universities. Each department is different. The holiday time for elite classes is relatively early. Before Christmas, all exam classes are over. Basically, students are free after Christmas.Most of the other departments are closed after New Year's Day.

The curriculum of the elite class is very flexible and free, and the curriculum is mainly guided, advocating students to learn independently and put more emphasis on practice.

Needless to say, there is no need to say more about self-directed learning. Among the 30 students in the three small classes of the elite class, there is not a single one who has a living bag, and they are all outstanding top students.

You can choose courses based on your hobbies, and the school does not force you to take exams when choosing courses. You can take whatever subjects you like and take enough credits in the semester, so everyone's grades are "astonishingly high" Point out."

Although the teacher is very strict on the examination papers of the elite class, the students' scores are basically not lower than 90 points.It is a great shame for them to score less than 90 points.

That’s right, a student with a score lower than 90 got angry and went to the professor’s theory, asking why he scored 88 on his philosophy test paper, which was obviously a perfect test paper in his mind.

This person is Ma Qiang.

He went aggressively, and then came back sluggishly, probably speechless by the professor's arguments.

Li Fan was reading a book, and when he saw him come back, he said, "Your uncle will always be your uncle, right? Ginger is still old and spicy."

Ma Qiang consoled himself: "I think this score of 88 is pretty good, how smooth it is!"

After all, Ma Qiang went to hold his guitar again, which was the bridge between him and Du Li.

Speaking of girlfriends, among the five people in the dormitory, Li Fan and Ding Long are the only ones who are out of order. Ding Long's girlfriend is not in the capital, but everyone is very familiar with his girlfriend. Got it?
Among the other three people, Ma Qiang has been pursuing Du Li since the beginning of school, but he still has no success.Wang Nan is the youngest, having just celebrated his birthday and is only 16 years old. Ever since he came to the university and his "mind" was developed by everyone, he has become very interested in his sister.

There is also Wang Chuan. Everyone agrees that his X orientation is unknown, there is a possibility of dual orientation, and there are even uncertain factors of multiple orientations.The reason is that some of the good things in his computer hard drive are very different.

Wang Chuan was about to cry: "I'm just curious, okay? You have to believe me!"

"If you're curious, why didn't you delete it, but put it in the 'Treasures' folder?"

Wang Chuan was taken aback: "That's right!"

"Are you in a trance? Are you doubting life?"

Then, Wang Chuan went to see a psychiatrist.

The reason why he went to see a psychiatrist was not that he suspected his X orientation, but that he couldn't understand one thing. He was obviously just curious, but why did he store it in the 'treasure' folder.

It turned out that there was something wrong with him, not because of his X-orientation, but because he was a collector.

The other four people in the dormitory finally let out a sigh of relief, and they can finally sleep peacefully in the future.

The girl Wang Nan, who is the youngest, likes is a sophomore.He is 16 years old, and his senior is 19 years old, which fully fits the famous saying of a female junior holding a golden brick.

He is also 16 years old. If he falls in love in high school, his parents will probably die if he knows it. But when it comes to university, his family will cheer him on.According to his father's wishes, we won't suffer anyway!
It was gloomy outside the dormitory window, with a few flakes of snow falling in the wind, Wang Nan was holding her mobile phone and her eyes were in a daze.

"What's the matter, baby?"

His nickname is Baobao, who calls him the youngest? His roommates take good care of him, but this name is a bit disgusting...

Wang Nan showed everyone the screen of his mobile phone. In his mobile phone WeChat, there was a voice from that sister, she said: "Stop chasing me, we are not suitable to be together!"

"Isn't it suitable? You're only 16. You're an underage kid. Study hard." Ding Long said.

Wang Nan was dissatisfied: "You didn't fall in love when you were 16? Let me see which of you didn't fall in love?!"

Among the four, Li Fan, Ma Qiang, and Wang Chuan raised their hands, and Ding Long felt ashamed. He "entered the sea" too early, and caused many young and ignorant girls to suffer.

Wang Nan continued: "When you were 16 years old, you didn't want girls to raise their hands and let me see!"

Ma Qiang and Wang Chuan immediately surrendered, only Li Fan's hand was still held high.

Li Fan grinned: "Brother is a late bloomer, really late bloomer!"

"Heh, are you proud? Come and help me find a way, how can I get back to her!"

Ding Long said: "You put it this way, you can only know whether the shoes are comfortable or not after wearing them, and we haven't tried them, how do you know that we are not suitable together? You try them on first, and you can return them if you are not satisfied."

Wang Nan held down the voice, and sent it as the original words. After a few minutes, the other party sent a voice:
"Hey, let's talk!"

Ma Qiang let out a long sigh, "It's over, what the girl said is probably the final deportation order for you."

Wang Nan ran out of ideas: "What should I do?"

Ding Long said: "Cold salad, today she likes to ignore you, tomorrow you will make her unworthy, study hard, little brat!"

"A group of bad friends, tell me how to reply!"

Li Fan frowned, and said, "You tell her like this: Forget it, I have nothing to talk to you about!"

"Ah? Brother Fan, you..."

"You listen to me, I can still cheat you? The tone is more impatient and deeper. Say it quickly, listen to me, that's right!"

Wang Nan sent a voice according to Li Fan's instructions, and the other party replied at six o'clock in seconds (...).

Li Fan continued to make a move: "You immediately say: For a person like you, apart from love, I really don't know what else I can talk to you about."

Wang Nan was overjoyed: "Wonderful!"

Everyone exclaimed:

"Brother Fan, old man!"

"This is awesome!"

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Come back quickly, pay attention to your tone, be deep!"

Wang Nan quickly sent the original words, and the other party immediately sent an emoji of "wiping sweat".

Wang Nan said, "What shall we do next, Brother Fan?"

"Wait a minute, wait for her reply, let's prescribe the right medicine!"

After a while, the other party sent back a voice: "But you are too young, let's talk about it when you are an adult, wait."

Hearing this, Ma Qiang gave him advice, "You say this: Although I am young, I am already older than I should be!"

(Laughter erupts in the bedroom.)
Li Fan said: "Don't listen to him, you say: I don't like to wait, I only like you!"

Wang Nan's face instantly burst into joy: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

"No, hurry up!"

The other party quickly replied: "Let me tell you this, you are too young and uncertain, I can't bet my life's happiness on you."

It is estimated that this girl is also a novice in love, and she took love too seriously.

Wang Nan's face was full of helplessness: "I always say that I am young. Brother Fan, how should I answer?"

Li Fan said: "If you dare to gamble with your life's happiness, I will never let you lose if you try your best!"

……

After 20 or so rounds in a row, the girl said in surprise, "Huh? Why is your way of speaking different from before? You young genius, you used to speak with pride everywhere."

Li Fan: "Back to her: I, Wang Nan, have been proud for more than ten years, but after meeting you, I gradually became timid."

Everyone clapped their hands: "Brother Fan, your mouth has the effect of bringing the dead back to life!"

"I've been dating girls for so many years, only to realize that compared to you, I'm just a primary school student!"

"The Tao is too profound!"

"Did Gu Yating fall for your way just like that?"

Li Fan clasped his fists and said with a smile: "Brothers, let's do a little trick, just laugh! Just laugh!"

A classmate pushed the door in and said, "Li Fan, the International Student Exchange Dance is about to start, let's go."

Li Fan followed his classmates and left the dormitory, ready to go for a stroll.

The International Student Exchange Dance Party is the hall for international students of Peking University. Students of all colors and countries gather together, which is very lively.

Li Fan doesn't know how to dance. After he accepted the invitation, he just went to join in the fun.

The past six months have been too busy, so it's good to give yourself some free time to relax.

As soon as Li Fan left the dormitory, Wang Nan's message came again, and the girl asked: "You are too glib."

Wang Nan opened the window and shouted downstairs: "She said I was glib, how do I reply?"

"You don't care, with your talent, you should learn the essence of being a teacher."

"Oh!" Wang Nan closed the window and pressed the voice button, "Then can't I change it? I can change it to whatever you want me to be."

Everyone lowered their heads. He didn't even learn anything about Li Fan!
……

Li Fan was walking on Xiao Suo's Yonglu, when suddenly Wang Chuan ran over panting, he said eagerly: "Brother Fan, teach me a trick, I fell in love with a girl from the off-campus restaurant, I want to be bold before going home." to confess."

Li Fan asked curiously, "Which girl?"

"It's a newly opened restaurant. When I passed by yesterday, I glanced inside and was fascinated by her sweet smile. Do you believe it was love at first sight?"

"Oh, then go after it!"

"But I don't know how to strike up a conversation. Do you know the feeling of liking someone but 'I love you hard to say'? I'm sorry to say it, and we don't know each other. You can teach me how to pick up girls."

Li Fan shook his head: "No, no, no, this kind of strange magic can't flow into the rivers and lakes. Once it falls into the wrong hands, countless girls and young women will inevitably be murdered."

"Brother Fan, stop making trouble. What I said is true. I really want to chase her, but I don't know how to say it. Just teach me the power once you succeed."

Li Fandao: "It's easy to strike up a conversation. You are a top student at Beijing University. Brother, you don't know how many girls admire our word 'Beijing University'!"

You are so good, it's ok to go directly to her and say no, why bother? "

"Just say I'm sorry, how embarrassing and embarrassing."

"Then it's not embarrassing for you to tease the little girl?"

"Brother Fan, I still don't think your routine is too embarrassing. If you teach me a few tricks, I want to get the contact information half-joking."

Li Fan rolled his eyes: "It's unnecessary! Brother, what is the essence of how to pick up girls? Let me tell you, it is sincerity and understanding. Some tricks are just to liven up the atmosphere."

"I know that, I want to learn some skills now. Please, Brother Fan. Show me a demonstration now. Have you seen the girl in the red down jacket? Let me see how you asked her for her phone number. "

"What do I want someone's phone number for? Gu Yating will kill me if she finds out?"

"I will testify for you then! Brother Fan, show me, Brother Fan, my Fanfan, Xiao Fanfan."

"Shut up, it's disgusting. Well, watch!"

After Li Fan finished speaking, he took a few steps forward, stopped the girl and said, "Beauty, can I leave a phone number—"

The girl immediately interrupted: "Okay, okay, Li Fan, remember it. Oh, yes, you have a good memory, so I'll tell you directly. My phone number is 130XXXX2419."

Li Fan: "Uh..."

The girl said again: "1923*****, this is my QQ number."

"Uh……"

"Li Fan, do you want an appointment now?"

"Uh...Actually, our club wants to recruit new people. I thought you were quite qualified at first glance, so I just want your contact information. Don't think too much about it."

The girl's eyes darkened, "That's fine, that's fine, I'll definitely go."

After dismissing the girls, Li Fan said to Wang Chuan, "I've succeeded before I even started."

Wang Chuan was hit hard, and then said: "I forgot that you are Li Fan, the girl can't wait to throw herself into her arms. Then let's change to another one with a super high degree of difficulty.

By the way, look at the supermarket over there. There is a resentful female cashier there. She is the boss's daughter. She usually ignores everyone. Go over and show off your skills in picking up girls and give her phone number. To come down, I study hard. "

"Is it boring?" Li Fan asked helplessly.

"Boring, just be bored with me for once, my Brother Fan, Fanfan, Xiao Fanfan!"

"Don't be disgusting, can I?"

The two walked into the supermarket, and as expected, the cashier girl always had a face that hated everyone.

Wang Chuan whispered: "Come on!"

Li Fan is helpless, how boring is he? !
After shopping around in the supermarket and picking out a bag of bread, Li Fan walked up to the cashier, showing his iconic smile, and said, "Beauty, how much is this bread?"

Seeing that it was Li Fan, the cashier's always frowning cheeks eased a little, but she didn't seem to be smiling. She said, "4 yuan!"

"So expensive?" Li Fan handed over 2 yuan, "Is 2 yuan worth it?"

The cashier was taken aback, and actually bargained?She said: "No way!"

"Sell it to me for 2 yuan, you guys are too expensive, this is only 2 yuan in my house!"

"Li Fan, if you take this abroad, you might get 10 yuan for it, do you believe it?" The girl said without being polite.

"Then do you think it's okay?" After Li Fan said, he tore open the bread bag, broke the bread into two, and handed one of the bread to her, "Half for you, half for me, let's eat together, okay?"

The cashier shuddered all over, getting goosebumps, and then laughed happily, "Okay."

She grabbed the bread and put it in her mouth, smiling, "You're so funny!"

A boy who was shopping thought to himself: What an interesting fart, it's simply unbearable!

"Can you put your phone—"

"Yeah!"

Li Fan was sweating profusely. He had just started, and he hadn't shown his big move yet.

Wang Chuan has learned it, and thinks he has learned the essence. Li Fan said that using a little trick is just a concoction, and some girls don't take this kind of trick at all, and they can chase it honestly.

Wang Chuan didn't think so, so he followed the gourd painting and went to a restaurant outside the school to tease the waiter.

He asked for a plate of fried rice, and then called the waiter to ask if it was 10 yuan or 5 yuan?
Seeing the waiter shake his head violently, he went to the counter to fetch a plate, put half of the fried rice in, and said, "Then you eat half and I eat half, let's eat together?"

"Uh……"

"Beauty, can you give me your contact information?"

The waiter suddenly turned around and shouted to the kitchen: "Boss, there is a gangster who wants to eat the Overlord meal and is teasing me!"

As a result, the boss chased Wang Chuan all the way with a big spoon in his hand, and Wang Chuan rode away in a hurry!

……

In the bedroom.

Ding Long was applying potion on Wang Chuan's face, "Do you know what your problem is?"

"What's the problem? I've also learned from Li Fan, and I've even learned Li Fan's blurred eyes."

Ding Long said: "Hey, you look like a hooligan, why did you learn Li Fan's trick of hooking girls? Li Fan is a sorcery, handsome people use it to get twice the result with half the effort, and ugly people learn it to make people sick !
You are a typical case of imitation. If it were me, I would cut you too. "

"Easy, it hurts, am I ugly? Am I uglier than a show horse?"

Ma Qiang stopped the guitar and gave him a hard look.

Ding Long thought for a while: "Objectively speaking, you are not ugly, but bad! If you go to film and television dramas, playing the little hooligan is completely true to yourself."

"Go away! Take it easy, it hurts!"

Ding Long asked: "Let me ask you, do you know the essence of how to pick up girls?"

Wang Chuan said: "Now I really agree with Li Fan's words. What he said makes sense, and the essence is sincerity and understanding!"

"Wrong, big mistake! Don't listen to Li Fan's rationale!" Ding Long shook his head, "Brother told you with the brilliant record of dating 6 girls in 18 years, that's not the case at all!"

"That is?"

Ding Long said deeply: "The essence of ordinary people's way of picking up girls is to either be rich or shameless!"

(End of this chapter)